I saw this ATM for real (1210 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: 0.98 on 60 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Unabonger (View user info) at 2008-07-24 14:27:12 EDT
Let me start this 100% true story by saying I'm not a hacker. I don't know much about it.
I was up in Canada briefly yesterday and was in line to use the ATM machine. Wouldn't you know it, someone ahead of me was showing off his hacking skills. Well after the guy left I sauntered on up to the ATM and this is what I saw...
I took this picture with my camera phone sorry about the distortion but the Razr camera sucks LOL.
User Reviews
Submitted by zaoath (user info) at 2008-08-05 02:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kefer (user info) at 2008-07-30 08:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Konerak (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-07-27 06:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
EVERYONE GET YOUR BROOMS!!!!!
Submitted by Zax (user info) at 2008-07-26 20:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I CALL SHINANIGANS
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-25 05:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Uh, rubbish.
I committed a most heinous of crimes last night - went on uber at home.
I'ma go top myself.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-07-25 04:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So sad.
Unabomber thinks Respek is an unfunny twat.
Respek thinks Unabomber is an unfunny twat.
When will they realise?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-25 03:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-25 02:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-07-25 01:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cool
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:49:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, what a gay insult. You must be the resident retard.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2 parts gasoline
1 part you
1 part flame
mix and pour over a chilled 6ft hole in the ground.
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"You stammering over tired insults is similar to a teenager trying to take a chicks bra off for the first time. If your MO is going to be "the annoying, insulting asshole" you ought to at least be good at it."
Let me help you out..
"Is uber like that teenage girl you couldn't fuck? Seems like it, cuz you can't insult worth shit, and im assuming you can't fuck either"
Thats better.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You stammering over tired insults is similar to a teenager trying to take a chicks bra off for the first time. If your MO is going to be "the annoying, insulting asshole" you ought to at least be good at it.
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHA IM LAUGHING!!!
ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY!
WHY?? Why do you come here? You KNOW nobody here likes you, you KNOW you suck at posting, you KNOW you're not funny. It's like you enjoy failing. You do dont you? You like to fail and die. Your mother was right, you should have been left in the woods.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-24 20:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Satire.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-07-24 19:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the reviews
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by tmofw (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are people seriously THIS stupid.
Man.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Watch carefully as the geniuses come out of the woodwork to state the blatantly obvious.
This should be a tool for genetic screening.
Submitted by Shadecaster (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Photoshopped.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I admit it. I did it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
English only?
RACIST!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:43:36 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you want to try and spread around bullshit, at least don't get caught in such an obvious lie - like saying it was yesterday when that post (from TODAY) with Gnarls' new fishy thing in it.
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Oh sweet baby, some jokes write themselves.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:43:36 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you want to try and spread around bullshit, at least don't get caught in such an obvious lie - like saying it was yesterday when that post (from TODAY) with Gnarls' new fishy thing in it.
LOL
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*presses £20 button....gets -2 die*
Shit
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bauahahahahahah
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:40:21 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel like I'm going against the grain, but fuck it.
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Perhaps he's *not* the biggest retard on ubersite, maybe he's just "going against the grain" again.
What a courageous fellow.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wait a minute! THIS IS SILLY!
u cant type anything with numbers. who would want 2 work ubersite with just numbers. wot can u write with just numbers.
does it work like txt? 1 = abc?
Submitted by Shadecaster (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know I was at an ATM one time and thought, Wow I'd sure like to be on Ubersite right now!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cutting edge humour below
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fatass below.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This wasn't REAL???
I feel so duped.
OK, I'm gonna have to retract my +2.
THANKS LTAP, FOR STRAIGHTENING EVERYTHING OUT.
PS. LTAP is a fucking idiot.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EVeryone knws there is no receets in canadia!!1!
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Changed my mind.
Love you!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There's also no wall behind the ATM machine.
should I continue or are you starting to get the joke now, toolbox?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you want to try and spread around bullshit, at least don't get caught in such an obvious lie - like saying it was yesterday when that post (from TODAY) with Gnarls' new fishy thing in it.
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another fucking clueless twat who doesn't get the obvious joke.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that's hilarious.
hey, Ltap, there's also only a section of the uber page showing and there's no bars for horizontal or vertical scrolling. Guess you caught me.
Oh and I also wasn't in Canada yesterday.
Oh and the person is logged in as Unabonger.
Oh and the shading on the cropped picture is gash.
Oh and I obviously cut and pasted, look at the border lines.
Sorry for lying, everyone.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you want to try and spread around bullshit, at least don't get caught in such an obvious lie - like saying it was yesterday when that post (from TODAY) with Gnarls' new fishy thing in it.
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Did sicosemen teach you how to formulate sentences?
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLZ I GET IT!!!!!!!!!!
this is taking the micky out of that jack guys post yeh?
think im getting the hang of this.
it would b good if u got other stuff on atms than u get 4 realz. means if uv got no money u can still use 1. i never have money :(
Ltap? a left tap? r u hot or cold?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's awesome how I don't even have to say anything for Ltap to come off as a complete moron.
NOES LTAP! It's TRUE!!
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you want to try and spread around bullshit, at least don't get caught in such an obvious lie - like saying it was yesterday when that post (from TODAY) with Gnarls' new fishy thing in it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ay mi Dios, It was a joke... I get it now.
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Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm calling BS, it has Today's most recent post on the top of the board.
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What a fucking retard.
Srsly.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a lot more believable then that jackass story Jack made up with an obvious photoshop.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe THIS more than whatever boob posted that post yesterday.
OH, THAT'S RIGHT...IT WAS JACK.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well he was wearing a shirt that said 'Time Traveler' on it so who am I to question?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ay mi Dios, It was a joke... I get it now.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
LOL
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm calling BS, it has Today's most recent post on the top of the board.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH WHAT BULLSHIT YOU KNOW THAT WE ONLY HAVE ONE BANK IN AMERICA!!!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But seriously...it wasn't jack!
Just ask him.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Fail.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Win!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what really scares me is that he was logged in as me!