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More temporary ATM conversions... (863 hits)

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Rating: 0.69 on 52 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2008-07-24 17:38:17 EDT



Photoshop? I thnk not.


Honest to God real machines.jpg (663 kB)

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User Reviews


Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-09-22 02:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-25 15:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/117765#2749741

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


http://www.ubersite.com/m/117796#2750867


Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm following the ways of the enlightened.

Scourge is my own Buddha in a sense.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh no, everything is +2 now.

Haven't you heard the news?

---

How scourgetastic.


Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wow

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-25 10:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You took something bad and made is worse.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-25 09:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm pretty sure you were born without a sense of humor

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-25 09:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-07-25 07:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jack McCallum is a published Author. You can buy his books on amazon.com

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-25 07:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

:)

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-25 07:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For laughing at yourself. Good sport!

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-25 04:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was a bit funny, a bit.

I bet your penis does indeed smell of poop.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-25 03:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wow, thats knife edged humour right there

Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-25 02:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-07-25 01:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ha!

Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-25 00:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I bet your penis tastes like poop.

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-07-25 00:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I've seen those Shlongy-tracking machines. I thought only his Uber stalkers owned them until the other day, when I saw one at my bank.

Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-25 00:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

F-


can't do worse, but im sure youll find a way.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-24 22:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 07:41:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

sorry pal, you can't laugh your lame alter activities off now.

Besides, someone's already parodied it.

A valiant effort though, cat herder, but you'll have to continue to wander lonely as a ginger cloud.

--------

Eh, Jack's trying to cast off the shackles of humourless reaction, let him try. Let him try.

Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2008-07-24 22:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't care. marked by or causing hilarity : extremely funny

Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for being involved in ubersite this long





Look at you


















How much time did you spend making that picture?? You could have done something important with your life and all you did was fail. ALL YOU DID WAS FAIL. Your children will be ashamed of you.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

To all 1337 h4XX0rz out there: If you can get an ATM to RickRoll a user, be it through the fundscheck function or onboard copy, and catch it on video I will consider you teh ttl awsm.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-24 20:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

your sense of humor is still sharp i see

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-24 19:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-24 19:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

lol

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fake

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

These were pretty good, but it ruins it a little when you parody your own legitimate post.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We're no strangers to looooove! You know the rules and SO DO I!

Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

AHAHAHAHAHAHA rickroll....*sigh* hes so gay...

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh no, everything is +2 now.

Haven't you heard the news?

--

???
==============
Yeah, Jack, it's true. Bart wants to lower the Method clones from 10,000 to 9,999.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where can I get an automated internet stalker machine?

I'm coming to San Fran in October and it would really help me out.
=================
Sac: Get your stalker at---- j.meanboy.mccallum.at.californiameanie.com.

You're welcome.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh no, everything is +2 now.

Haven't you heard the news?

--

???

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

tmofw=Doodles=dumbass.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

bauahahahahahahah I was actually WAITING to see where Shlongy fit into all of this. I knew he'd be in the mix somewhere.

You're missing one, though.

THE ONE WITH PAC-MAN.



Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where can I get an automated internet stalker machine?

I'm coming to San Fran in October and it would really help me out.

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by tmofw (user info) at 2008-07-24 22:40:09 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Jack, Jack, Jack...

I'm going through this period of only giving +2's.

It's a soul cleansing exercise.

YOU YOU MAKE IT SO HARD!!!

GOD DAMN YOU.

--------------

http://www.ubersite.com/u/Banjo

Needs some +2s

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh no, everything is +2 now.

Haven't you heard the news?

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shadecaster (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I need every one of those NOW!!!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WTF? I thought this was great - I need almost every ONE of those fucking things.

--

Get one of these instead...


iClusterfuck: I want one!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97638


Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:59:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Rating correction for Doodles oversight...


Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:57:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't crack a smile.

Not even once.

This went on for-fucking-ever.

I only got to the boobs, because I stoped to take a gander before reading the reviews.

Bubba is funnier than this.

Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bart banned my ip address


:o(

Submitted by Shadecaster (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I need every one of those NOW!!!

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shlongy in an ATM. How apropos. . .

Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because you liked my vest even without top-hat

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WTF? I thought this was great - I need almost every ONE of those fucking things.

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

+2 for all the uses of atm machines

-2 for Rickrolling us



Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wouldn't it look better if you laid the ATM image over the screen image?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

sorry pal, you can't laugh your lame alter activities off now.

Besides, someone's already parodied it.

A valiant effort though, cat herder, but you'll have to continue to wander lonely as a ginger cloud.





Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where the hell can I get my automated forgiving black jesus machine?

Submitted by tmofw (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jack, Jack, Jack...

I'm going through this period of only giving +2's.

It's a soul cleansing exercise.

YOU YOU MAKE IT SO HARD!!!

GOD DAMN YOU.


They said the same thing about Urkle; that little snot. Boy I'd like
to smack that kid.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart Gets Famous