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Irony is sweet (310 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: -1 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Clayton Adair <shadecaster06.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-07-24 18:55:19 EDT

I went up to Tulloch Lake (the closest major lake to where I live) yesterday to help my grandpa fix the water heater at his cabin by the lake. We got done by noon. Then had lunch at the restauraut/giftstore thing where you come in to the area. We were driving back to Modesto in my grandpas Ford F250 way out in the country when this guy in a souped up car comes up behind us (my grandpas already doing about 75 MPH) passes us, then proceeds to slam on the brakes when he gets in front of us. My grandpa, who was already tired and cranky, starts cussing and trying to follow the guy (who by now has already gotten back up to like 85 MPH). So he's out of sight by now and a few minutes later as we approach Modesto we see the same guy again. He got in car wreck, and was getting a ticket from a cop. I stuck my head out the window on the way by and yelled, "Sucks about your car HAHAHA!"

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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 19:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

two laughs in one day below.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-24 19:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

bubba's standard chat up line below

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 19:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This would have been a better story if at the end, you blew your grandpa.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-24 19:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

cock off you cocking cock bag.

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-07-24 19:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is not irony, bitch

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-24 19:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

one post a day...yes, the rule applies to alters and noobs too.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-24 19:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-24 19:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so you went up to the lake to help fix the water heater in the cabin by the lake, did you? i'm not sure from the opening sentence if there was a lake in the vicinity or not. perhaps including the word 'lake' once or twice more will get the job done for me?

didn't read the rest.

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm sure it was cool at the time, but not sure it makes for a whole post.