Whats Schlongy's problem? (2270 hits)
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Submitted by Clayton Adair <shadecaster06.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-07-24 20:06:03 EDT
I have a theory. Schlongy is so unsatisfied with his own life so he takes his rage and deeply repressed homosexuality out on Ubersite users. He bound by his asshole personality to give every single post a -2, no matter how good they are. Schlongy please stop polluting Ubersite with your deeply repressed gayness.
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-26 11:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AWESOME
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-07-30 06:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Awww Shlongy cares!
GROUP HUG!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-29 22:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
haha... did you really just pull out an uber-link to prove some kind of e-popularity point?
awesome.
Perhaps you should take your own advice and get outside, old man. It looks like you are actually starting to believe your own hype.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-29 22:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah...You're right, rob_berg.
Nobody gives a shit.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64248
And that was after about 8 months on this site.
So, in conclusion, shut the holy fuck up.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-29 21:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-29 18:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would have given this a nice +2 "Shlongy Seal of Approval" if this fucking dillweed had just put some EFFORT into this post.
I'm not +2ing 3 lines of shit, no matter how wonderful and interesting the topic.
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How can you possibly think that anyone gives a shit?
You gigantic narcifag.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-29 18:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would have given this a nice +2 "Shlongy Seal of Approval" if this fucking dillweed had just put some EFFORT into this post.
I'm not +2ing 3 lines of shit, no matter how wonderful and interesting the topic.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2008-07-29 17:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
And you are?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2008-07-29 13:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-29 12:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey now! I think we have all been at the receiving end of a Shlongy fucking but the rest of us don't whimper and whine. We bight down on our proverbial pillows and take it because we know, deep down, he loves us. :)
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Bight down eh? you fucking idiot.
I'm going to negative two this post because it's filled with fine examples of homeless people using the internet.
-2 die.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-29 12:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey now! I think we have all been at the receiving end of a Shlongy fucking but the rest of us don't whimper and whine. We bight down on our proverbial pillows and take it because we know, deep down, he loves us. :)
Submitted by hsimah (user info) at 2008-07-29 09:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think he is funny.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-29 08:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the thing is everyone takes shots at Shlongy so it's mostly all been said so the 'funny' or original is just gone. don't get me wrong I'll +2 some good shlongy hate but I haven't really seen any since jimthefiend.
there is something to be said for the fact that as the noobs come and go and take their shots the one constant is that shlongy is still here.
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-07-29 00:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-28 02:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey "The brad" the word is spelled DEFENSIVE. There is no C. Thank you, and try again soon!
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OMG! My entire argument is destroyed my a simple misspelling! Just keep in mind, Mr.isuckateverything, I dont give a flying fuck what you think. :) Have a nvice dfay.
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-07-28 23:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-27 09:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...says someone calling himself "the brad"...
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"Brad" was taken. I could have named myself something like "supercock" or "massive erection" but i don't need to stroke my ego. I just put "the" before my name. It isin't any kind of statment, just a simple solution to internet overpopulation.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:34:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm bored.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-07-28 15:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm Spartacus.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm Peter Pan.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-28 02:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey "The brad" the word is spelled DEFENSIVE. There is no C. Thank you, and try again soon!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-27 23:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
An alter says "what"?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-27 14:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Give it time. Shlongy's an acquired taste, like scotch or sticking your finger up a chick's butt.
No...that doesn't quite work. I still don't like doing either of those things very much, but I'm trying. Still, shlongy's a hoot.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-27 13:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That, or it's fucking UBERSITE so it may or may not be REAL.
I feel like you twits are arguing if Peter Pan is a real boy...
(Pinnochio/peter pan, I know, please bear with me)...
IT MEANS IT'S THAT FUCKING RETARDED IN THE FIRST PLACE!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-27 09:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...says someone calling himself "the brad"...
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-07-27 04:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is an easy one. it's called the Napoleon complex. Little dudes like him feel like they have to be bigger than they are. hence the constant bragging, pictures, and defencive attatude.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-27 03:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"bitter repressed homo"
i've never read that insult on the internet before
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-26 11:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 21:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I had a nice little buzz myself but I just slept it off and now I'm ready to roll on down the highway.
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Wow, I JUST realized what gaysquid meant, "DUI"....
Fuck your vagina tardo.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-26 08:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That wasnt aimed at anyone in particular, I just wanted to be in the argument too.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-26 08:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK YOU DICK I'll track you down thrugh the internet and I'll kick you in the tonsils!!
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-07-26 00:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy +2s me all the time. Then again, I'm not awful.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 23:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GFS below
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-25 23:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DUI below.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 21:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I had a nice little buzz myself but I just slept it off and now I'm ready to roll on down the highway.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-25 19:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OOOOH, I think it's a sarcastic remark I made about gangstersquid, ....
WHICH WAS SARCASM...jesus bloody hell it's Friday night.
Bar...
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-25 19:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm just completely flabbergasted right now to be perfectly honest.
I didn't say he's old or mean, I'm not fucking five years old...
Just can't tell what he's so fucking pissed about to even fight with him over it.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-25 19:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy is a gentleman and a scholar.
he's a prick because he's EARNED it.
I'm drunk but the sentiment still stands.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 19:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Grab a fucking dictionary and then try again, Bai Ling.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-25 19:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*senility
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-25 19:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You could probably build a new beach with the sand in THAT snizz of yours.
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wtf are you talking about, anyway?
Or is the sinility kicking in?
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hit a nerve, did i?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You could probably build a new beach with the sand in THAT snizz of yours.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm glad to have finally cleared that up.
I just now read this post.
Wash the sand out.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No, my "alter alarm" is ringing with you anymore.
You are too stupid to be an alter.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Does she have to? What I mean is - don't they all?
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Way to project your homo(HOMO)...let me emphasize HOMO...erotic fantasies, yozz.
And, aren't I a man-alter to most, stlil?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not "all"...if they did, I wouldn't be sitting here at my computer, waiting to play online poker (which blows BTW) BY MYSELF as Mrs. Shlongy is working until 9pm.
I had 4 drinks after today's funeral. I'm a bit on the horny side.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Does she have to? What I mean is - don't they all?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did she say anything about desperately wanting to do me???
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Shlongy - tatersninja is lurking around. Maybe she can cheer you up after the funeral.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I guess I had to say that twice "for effect".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-25 14:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What, do you want me to give you my brother's e-mail address so you can confirm this?
No, I'm not fucking kidding and if it's not Shlongy who's behind this tomfuckery then I'd be VERY surprised.
GIVE IT A FUCKING REST, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.
I've been at a funeral since 1;25pm when I signed off you, you fucking retard.
Other than "bret", I don't know your name, your location now, your email address, or if you even HAVE a brother, you fucking psychotic asshole.
Christ, please God...give me just ONE minute face to face with this lying piece of shit asshole to just END it for him...so he doesn't have to pretend that people give a shit about him.
I don't even know how to photoshop...but I can track down email addresses?
Shut THE FUCK UP, Liar.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-25 14:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What, do you want me to give you my brother's e-mail address so you can confirm this?
No, I'm not fucking kidding and if it's not Shlongy who's behind this tomfuckery then I'd be VERY surprised.
GIVE IT A FUCKING REST, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.
I've been at a funeral since 1;25pm when I signed off you, you fucking retard.
Other than "bret", I don't know your name, your location now, your email address, or if you even HAVE a brother, you fucking psychotic asshole.
Christ, please God...give me just ONE minute face to face with this lying piece of shit asshole to just END it for him...so he doesn't have to pretend that people give a shit about him.
I don't even know how to photoshop...but I can track down email addresses?
Shut THE FUCK UP, Liar.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-25 17:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-25 15:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why can't i just have a sugar daddy instead? i already have a job, a sugar daddy, even just for one payment, is a totally way better prospect.
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Um that's what hookers are for you fucking moochamoron.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-25 15:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why can't i just have a sugar daddy instead? i already have a job, a sugar daddy, even just for one payment, is a totally way better prospect.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-25 15:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 14:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't be pretending it was 'all in good fun' you geriatric piece of shit.
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
STFU Bubba
http://www.webmagic.com/images/neo-mouth.jpg
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Apollo, shut the fuck up, you whining piece of shit.
Method, how did you get that pic of me??
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 15:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not really bret.
forget it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-25 15:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
get a job, leech
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-25 15:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
man who cares who's stalking who.
SOMEONE JUST GIVE ME SOME FUCKING CASH ALREADY!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-25 15:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Only child below
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-25 14:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What, do you want me to give you my brother's e-mail address so you can confirm this?
No, I'm not fucking kidding and if it's not Shlongy who's behind this tomfuckery then I'd be VERY surprised.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 14:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are you doing your mental 'pretend someone's stalking me again' thing bret or is some piece of shite actually trying to cross the line into real life?
scouts honour?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-25 14:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My brother just e-mailed me asking me what 'nymethod.com' was all about.
Real funny, whoever's doing this. REAL funny.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 14:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't be pretending it was 'all in good fun' you geriatric piece of shit.
Submitted by esceptico (user info) at 2008-07-25 14:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't see what's "Shlongy's problem" I really don't see it... he's honest and his reviews and posts are ok. What's the deal if he -2 something? Big deal! Go outside, plant a tree, have a beer, jack off, whatever makes you happy.
See? I -2 you. And you're more than welcome to -2 me.
I'm not gay though, sorry about that.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
STFU Bubba
http://www.webmagic.com/images/neo-mouth.jpg
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Notice how this came back to the front page? Method's alter should give thanks to me and Apollo for all the heat, with a few kudos to Oathmeal.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
come on apollo, please?
has to look good on any citizenship application, paying an american to leave that is.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:24:02 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here they are
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1163228857681331802/1/MyPicture.jpg
fuck my bird just caught me and bollocked me for looking at tits 'worse than hers'.
p.s.
sorry for the face.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you've really let yourself go ya know.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh fuck it, I quit.
Method is a tranny THERE
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Or three below.
I don't know.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no, THIS is oathmeal
http://www.nymethod.com/oathmeal.jpg
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have to go to a funeral now...and "NO", it's not my own.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA BELOW.
Ladyboy.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
note the ginger, that's oathmeal.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
See? I told you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here they are
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1163228857681331802/1/MyPicture.jpg
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, I'll show you my tits for $500
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah they do both have bigger tits than me, and method's are waxed.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hell, I've received better offers from oathmeal and Method.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO PASS BUT THANKS FOR YOUR APPLICATION.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah but some other slut will have a better result for boobs. namely i'm like an a/b cup.
you could each just contribute a few grand. i mean, group effort to bettering the life of katy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, who's getting the money?
If you're pawning it off on some other slut, I'm sure she could be had for less than 20k.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
does it have to be mine? i want you to get your money's worth.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah Shlongy loves them Bobs, fuckin fag
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ditto.
Plus, some bobbage.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
theres so many shlongy posts on most heated, its like armagaeddon
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shit.
thought i was logged in as my alter 'shlongy'
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hole
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what ya want?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
et moi?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What's in it for moi?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
as far as the battle of the rich goes below, can i just please have some money? not a lot, $20k will do. £20k even better.
i promise it'll go towards good things.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It wasn't THAT funny...But where can I meet up with Lisa G.?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dirty+Shlongy
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Gold.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dirty+Shlongy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:59:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mo-fest, below
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Calm down my little giggle-bitch
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Method's ability to make me giggle like a bitch is uncanny.
He's still a fucking nerd, though.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:42:09 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For the record I have never touched Doodles.
hahahaha
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is Apollo so rich?
He is paid by Texas oilmen, who are descended from old Texas cattle ranchers.
Following the traditions of their forefathers, Apollo's employers pay him by the head.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56711 lol
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53551
bauahahahahahaaa
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a marine, and to be honest with you and I would rather be rich than tough any day of the week. If you have enough money you can hire other people to be tough for you.
I would rather be rich and unhappy than poor and unhappy... that's just me though.
ok apollo, I made the comment you told me to make... now where is my money?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40830
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64226
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy rocks.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oops.
Wrong post.
HERE'S the one.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64248
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post wreaks of ghey.
Well done.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Yozz chills*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, check out this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/65529
And THIS list of tributes was from Shlongy's first Uber year.
What's with all the hate, people? YOU ALL MUST CHILL.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Yozz keeps hitting "refresh" in anticipation of the next review*
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For the record I have never touched Doodles.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really couldn't tell you who amuses me more.
Frankthebear
oathmeal
electro
method
or bubba
You all have touched me in your own, special way.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Moreover, who cares?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lol@meltdown
Keep stoking the fire, Berg.
My Rage Gauge is bordering on 'uncontainable' so you better watch your mouth.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:26:16 EDT (#)
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haahahah
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:26:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:09:20 EDT (#)
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Someone please shove the : and D keys up bubba's ass, please
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Made me laugh.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:23:03 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, as douchebaggy as he might be, is one of the few consistent beacons of entertainment around this dump.
...and why can't people spell his pretend name right?
Fuckin' hell.
On a bright note, it looks like Puffy McCocksock is gearin' up for another meltdown.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:24:49 EDT (#)
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NO IT'S NOT YET DONE. I WANT TO SEE YOU 'CRUMPLED'.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:23:01 EDT (#)
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It's always enjoyable to sit back and witness the A-Listers beating the proverbial shit out of the D-Listers.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:20:22 EDT (#)
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if i 'sickened' you Bret (and again, you're just copying things myself or Method would say) then my work here is done.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:14:20 EDT (#)
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Method, still looking for others to do his work for him. :D
:)
:0
:-/
:D
:D
:D
:D
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:09:20 EDT (#)
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Someone please shove the : and D keys up bubba's ass, please
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:05:02 EDT (#)
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This, ladies and gents, is how drama is created.
:D
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:04:56 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, YOU of all people should appreciate what's going on here on this post.
People trying to intimidate others with their money?
I mean, COME ON! That's RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:03:34 EDT (#)
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oathmeal with his typical "blah blah blah I have no friends blah blah blah" threats.
STFU
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-25 10:46:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-25 10:38:24 EDT (#)
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Drake, this post has no tolerance for common sense or rational thought.
While money is great and it's good to have lots of it, using it as some tool to intimidate/scare/posture is simply childish and trite.
Which, is pretty standard fare for Apollo.
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LOL
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-07-25 10:41:09 EDT (#)
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GET YOUR TWAT OUT.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-25 10:40:13 EDT (#)
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METHOD WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME
I DIDN'T *MEAN* TO HIT ON YOUR BF!
FORGIVE? FORGET?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-25 10:38:24 EDT (#)
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Drake, this post has no tolerance for common sense or rational thought.
While money is great and it's good to have lots of it, using it as some tool to intimidate/scare/posture is simply childish and trite.
Which, is pretty standard fare for Apollo.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-25 10:36:59 EDT (#)
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This guy does:
http://www.nymethod.com/oathmeal.jpg
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-25 10:34:52 EDT (#)
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Apollo might have deeper pockets, but who has the shortest arms?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-25 10:32:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:24:48 EDT (#)
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Remember this Bubba, if you want to go down that road - I've got deeper pockets than you.
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Oh my fucking god.
I really don't know what is worse: Bubba making empty threats or Apollo using his fucking BANK ACCOUNT BALANCE as a defense.
You are yuppie scum, Apollo, by ANY measure. There is now nothing separating you from the overfed, plastic corporate wastemongers who seem to think that their net worth is in some way tied to their personal worth.
"Deeper pockets"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
What a FUCKING idiot. I would take unique pleasure in beating your fat, overpaid ass Apollo. And I have absolutely no doubts I'd crumple you with hardly any effort.
Try waving your bank statement at me as you're laying bloodied and crying in some gutter outside of Houston.
I'll be gone by the AM with your girlfriend under one arm and a your M3's steering wheel under the other.
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Not that it matters really, but if I had to measure my OWN worth, "crumpling" someone seems a lot less awesome than being able to buy whatever I want. Because you can beat the shit out of someone, but the next day you have to continue with your shitty life. Being rich = being happy.
...and I don't even LIKE apollo.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-25 10:27:10 EDT (#)
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The reviews in this are freakin' awesome.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-25 10:23:38 EDT (#)
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I KNEW I got something wrong there.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-25 10:17:25 EDT (#)
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It's "startled guinea pig"
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-07-25 10:17:22 EDT (#)
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You SEE. THIS is proper fucking drama, none of this "That ATM isn't Canadian" tripe.
bubba - How much would it cost me to get photo's of Apollos bleeding twat?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-25 10:09:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-25 09:56:04 EDT (#)
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http://www.nymethod.com/oathmeal.jpg
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STOP MAKING FUN OF ME METHOD.
I HAVE MORE DOSH IN MY SAVINGS ACCOUNT THAN YOU DO SO YOU BETTER WATCH IT.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-25 10:07:04 EDT (#)
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Apollo, the fact is unchanged: You are using money to defend yourself.
Bubba turned you into a startled fucking hamster and your knee-jerk reaction is to throw your money around.
How disgustingly typical of you.
I am so rarely sickened by the actions of folks on this site...but watching you play Warren Buffet around here is simply nauseating.
Get a fucking life. Seriously.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-07-25 10:06:43 EDT (#)
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It appers that the users of Uber have synchronised menstrual cycles.
This is freaking Hilarious.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 10:00:02 EDT (#)
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actually, also I was responding to his threat of 'spending $50'.
but then I wouldn't expect someone of your limited intellect to get that.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 09:58:37 EDT (#)
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did that make you feel good bret?
did it give you a tiny little bit of power for a blinking all too short second until the dull impotence of real life settled heavily on your shoulders again?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-25 09:56:04 EDT (#)
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http://www.nymethod.com/oathmeal.jpg
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:24:48 EDT (#)
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Remember this Bubba, if you want to go down that road - I've got deeper pockets than you.
__________________________
Oh my fucking god.
I really don't know what is worse: Bubba making empty threats or Apollo using his fucking BANK ACCOUNT BALANCE as a defense.
You are yuppie scum, Apollo, by ANY measure. There is now nothing separating you from the overfed, plastic corporate wastemongers who seem to think that their net worth is in some way tied to their personal worth.
"Deeper pockets"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
What a FUCKING idiot. I would take unique pleasure in beating your fat, overpaid ass Apollo. And I have absolutely no doubts I'd crumple you with hardly any effort.
Try waving your bank statement at me as you're laying bloodied and crying in some gutter outside of Houston.
I'll be gone by the AM with your girlfriend under one arm and a your M3's steering wheel under the other.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-25 09:13:11 EDT (#)
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i get +2s from shlongy all the time.
you must suck
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-25 08:47:38 EDT (#)
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Wow Bubba, you are one vile, ignorant piece of shit, you really disgust me.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-07-25 00:25:08 EDT (#)
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Holy shit, there are tards spazzing out all over this post. +2 for that!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 22:35:59 EDT (#)
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It appears Apollo didn't take his pill this evening.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-24 22:08:57 EDT (#)
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ARE YOU ILLITERATE???
HIS NAME IS RIGHT. FUCKING. THERE.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:45:46 PDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-24 22:03:57 EDT (#)
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Yes, Jamie, I am a liar. My job I lost after 11 years only paid $7.92 per hour to do assembly work. I am so embarrassed. . .
:D
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-24 22:01:54 EDT (#)
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Unless you can post his name, and credit information fuck off... otherwise I'll send you my email. I want a new TV.. you know one of those 80 inch flat screen plasma deals. Come on apollo your deep pockets can afford it!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:58:29 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116649#2710089
there's one, there's been a few. you're just a dumb old liar aren't you?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:53:44 EDT (#)
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Apollo, I really don't remember what I wrote back then, but it was supposed to say I had a job at a children's school, just to fuck with you.
ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM NOT GOING TO FUCK WITH YOU PERSONAL LIFE!!!!!!
*apollosureseemstobescared,huh?*
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:46:29 EDT (#)
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also bubba, try to keep your lies straight, you told us you were working nights a few weeks ago. Or did your twenty five year old manager fire you from that shitty job too?
My god.
Ugh.
You really are a piece of shit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:45:46 EDT (#)
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Maybe this will help you feel your way around Ubersite, Howie.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65529
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:44:34 EDT (#)
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Zaba people search is a drop in the bucket when compared to what one may find for $50.00. Peace, asshole. Stay away from me.
pretty hard to misinterpret as anything other than a threat you pathetic faggot, oh and also please refrain from referring to my 'wife' otherwise i'll be forced to smash my fist down your yellow toothed face.
prefacing a threat with 'this is not a threat' doesn't make it true.
i could walk into a room with a fucking elephant holding a sign saying 'this is not an elephant' that doesn't make it a fucking chicken.
you've sunk to a new low in my eyes you creepy, lonely, frustrated little man.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:44:11 EDT (#)
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YOU NAILED IT, NEWHART.
Now, Shlongy can go on with his life, free of all medications, because Freud here has figured me out!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:40:09 EDT (#)
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One post a day, alter.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:39:22 EDT (#)
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Apollo, you have deeper pockets than I?? Why, because you told the website that you make well over 300K per year? You have NO IDEA what I made when I was still working nor how much I have in savings/retirement funds. Keep in mind that I am ~20 years older than you and have had excellent jobs for MANY years. I will never have to work again.
MY GOD, MAN, I was fucking with you. Put your money away and take care of your sick wife. She probably loves you very much. You are not an asshole to her like you are to us.
DEEP POCKETS???? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! You can't even SPELL deep!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:24:48 EDT (#)
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even threatening shit like that, you complete and utter fucking moron.
jesus christ.
what's wrong with you?
what do you thinks gonna happen? I'm going to be bullied into being NICE to you?
Remember this Bubba, if you want to go down that road - I've got deeper pockets than you.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:14:42 EDT (#)
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Shut up, Apollo. See the next comment and you'll see I was joking. I would NEVER post any personal info. Yeah, I fucked up with Ghola, but she forgave me because I am a moron. Your secret is safe with me.
:D
:D
:D
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:10:36 EDT (#)
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You are.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:10:33 EDT (#)
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He spells his name "Shlongy", not "Schlongy". The missing expected "c" is symbolic. Before you post again, you must figure out why the missing "c" is symbolic, and what it symbolizes. You next post should discuss this subject in detail.
For now: begone.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:05:58 EDT (#)
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you know bubba, that is seriously uncool.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:03:27 EDT (#)
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The reviews are usually better than most posts, especially when assholes like me and Apollo go crazy. :D
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-24 20:58:32 EDT (#)
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Honestly, I find the reviews more entertaining then most of the posts on here... much as I hate to admit shlongy's bad attitude is one of the few reasons I read this shit.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-24 20:53:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-24 20:32:15 EDT (#)
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bubba, is there ANY dick you won't suck?
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Yeah. Yours, fathead.
What is wrong with telling the asshole what I think? He can't spell. Shlongy DOES give +2s to certain posts, just not the ignorant drivel you produce. You call me a dicksucker because I try once in a while to be nice to people. You never try. Are you the yardstick by which we should measure all British transplants? If so, everyone from the British Isles sucks rat cock.
I know that isn't true, but you make a pretty poor case for Americans wanting to get along with their British counterparts.
In short. fuck you, Jamie. I often wish I had no scruples so I could post your real first and last name here. I won't, so don't be concerned. Don't EVER think I don't know who you are. That is not a threat, but pointing out that you aren't as cool as you want to pretend. Zaba people search is a drop in the bucket when compared to what one may find for $50.00. Peace, asshole. Stay away from me.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-24 20:47:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-24 20:32:15 EDT (#)
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bubba, is there ANY dick you won't suck?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-24 20:18:33 EDT (#)
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1) Shlongy has been around for years. Learn to spell his name.
2) Shlongy +2s many posts, just not shit like this.
3) F.O.A.D.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 20:14:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-24 20:07:55 EDT (#)
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As true as this post is, you're a fucking idiot.