FUCK YOU ALL!!!!111 Ive been Lurking AND masturbating LIEK a FOX!!! (399 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.1 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Respek! (View user info) at 2008-07-24 21:07:05 EDT
SO! You thought I was gone HUH? WELL FUCK YOU!!! Im just been off FUCKING your grandmothers ASSHOLE!!! SHE WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU SHOULD WEAR A SWEATER NEXT TIME OR MIGHT GET CHILLS!!!! SHe alsO wanted you to know that if you EVER, EVER, try to steal her doilies again, she WONT make you soup AGAIN!!!
Also If I may have your attention, Im naked and typing this with my penis.
So i seem to have noticed that all of you nancy clown-touching dildo apprentices have ONE thing in common.... YOU ARE ALL BENEATH ME.
I shit..
and it lands on YOUR head.
This place is one big dildo adventure.
Lets hear some applause for your father you dumbass children! All of you...ALL OF YOU... will amount to NOTHING!!
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-07-24 23:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2008-07-24 23:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
do foxes masturbate uniquely?
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-24 22:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't bother (-2)
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im so awesome!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not my dad. My dad fucked your mom in the ass, got aids and died.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thought you were gone???
Who the fuck ARE you?
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111493
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LOL
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Unabonger, im your father, dont talk to me like that.
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Granny's been dead for over a decade so not only does she not give a fuck, neither do I. So, how does it make you better than I that you can only score ancient, dehydrated, necro-pussy whereas I have been striking oil in the most perfectly prisitine pulchritudeinous piece of pussy this side of Hefner's fence?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
needs ritalin and daylight below!
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
clever/original below!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wait...who are you again?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No kidding - I've been hitting that like a madman since 6:30 and you fucking RUINED IT!
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope you did; I fucking hate my grandmother.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-24 21:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I was just about to come until I read this. Thanks a lot, douchebag.