Serious Post (308 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.5 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Respek! (View user info) at 2008-07-25 04:14:13 EDT
Catchy opening line with a HOOK!
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Dialogue: "Open ended question?"
Dialogue: "Witty Retort"
Dialogue: "Banter Banter Banter"
Dialogue: "Banter Banter Banter"
Dialogue: "Banter with a little quip leading into"
Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem! Problem!
Dialogue: "Serious discussion, Serious discussion, Serious discussion, Serious discussion, Serious discussion, Serious discussion, Serious discussion, Serious discussion, Serious discussion, Serious discussion, Serious discussion"
TWIST!
Unraveling Unraveling Unraveling Unraveling Unraveling Unraveling Unraveling Unraveling Unraveling Unraveling Unraveling Unraveling Unraveling Unraveling Unraveling Unraveling Unraveling Unraveling Unraveling Unraveling Unraveling Unraveling Unraveling Unraveling
COMPELLING DRAMA!
Complex solution with a vague hint at sequel!
ANOTHER TWIST!
Surprised Reaction Surprised Reaction Surprised Reaction Surprised Reaction Surprised Reaction Surprised Reaction Surprised Reaction Surprised Reaction Surprised Reaction Surprised Reaction Surprised Reaction SUDDEN DRAMATIC END! DUNDUN DAAAAA!
There you have it! My Serious post that deserves to stay on the front page. Third times a chaaaaaarm!
buncha faggots round here
User Reviews
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-07-25 07:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this post really any worse than this?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/26783
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-25 06:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awesome.
No, not awesome. Sounds sort of like awesome, though.
Awtastic.
No, that's not it either.
Awtistic? No, but closer.
Awe... something.
Ah! Now I remember the word.
Awful. That's it; that's the word I'm looking for. Awful
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2008-07-25 05:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-25 05:13:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-25 04:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I do, I just have really bad insomnia. AND I just drove home, and I CAN"T BREATHE OUT OF MY FUCKING NOSE... I can't mouth breathe and sleep, doesn't work for me. DO YOU EVER sleep?
What the fuck is going on with these alters? Uber used to have ... people that would write shit... what the hell happened? (I'm clearly excluded, being a retarded n00b.) :D
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-25 04:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uh, couldn't be arsed to write a post then?
In future would you mind just not fucking bothering. At least until you have something vaguely interesting / funny to write.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-25 04:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
taters - do you ever sleep?
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-25 04:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amazing post, i think ill print it off, frame it, and read it lovingly to my children beside the fireplace tonight. Good job buddy! Uber would be lost without you.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-25 04:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think re-re is sicose....yeahhhhh.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-25 04:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Scy_fy_junkie (user info) at 2008-07-25 04:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The same person in the below two ratings.
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I seriously have a FUCKING ZOMBIE ABORTION???!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK????
Submitted by Scy_fy_junkie (user info) at 2008-07-25 04:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The same person in the below two ratings.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-25 04:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It kind of pisses me off you rated this, nuggs.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-25 04:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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