The Bledisloe. (1284 hits)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (View user info) at 2008-07-25 11:51:02 EDT
First contested in 1931 and the litmus test for real world order rugby supremacy. Australia v New Zealand; as a contest and regardless of where you come from it's the bare bones epitome of sport. Canada v the US in hockey, Germany v The Netherlands in football, incomparable. Browns versus the acursed bengirls or shitsburgh sheilas, us and the u.s. in the pool at Beijing, england trying to not fall over against Scotland at Wembley. County Clare against County Cork in galic football. nothing compares. Think what you will but tune in tomorrow night on your overpriced pay per view and watch passion fucking collide as it beats itself to death lest some fucker survive - it's fucking Sparta. No quarter, none expected et al and pure unadulterated mongrel menace, we've fought some of the bloodiest conflicts in modern history side by side but tonight it's refined and defined hate.
It's real,
fucking,
hate.
Traditionally played over two home and away legs, the Bledisloe is a contest where the challenger has to actually *win* it back by manning up and winning both games - awesome. In 2000 Australia were the holders and hosted the despicable rock apes from never never land in the opening game, the All Blacks put 24 points on us in the opening 10 minutes - at home. It was mortifying but the Wallabies dug deep and inspired by Rats of Tobruk resolve led again at halftime in a ridiculous on the rack fuck you display-and-reply, only to be sunk at the death by a last minute try by the most irrepressible force in the world at the time, Jonah Lomu. It was the greatest sporting spectacle ever, even we the vanquished knew it.
Two weeks later the combatants lined up again battered and bruised, and Australia delivered the final blow, beating the Blacks after the cunts infringed time and again trying to slow down our recycling the ball. The Bledisloe was still ours and New Zealand felt fucking horrible, you just can't script that kind of stuff. NOTHING, is as important to New Zealand as the Bledisloe.
Tonight New Zealand are the holders, both sides are without their inspirational captains and Kiwi commentators will continue to bang on about how small their cuntry is and how horrible and stand-overish we are, even though they obsess about the sport and we play four football codes and in reality have a fairly small fry registered player base compared to their WELL WE ALL PLAY IT demographic. It irks them that we've won twice as many world cups, but tonight is about the Bledisloe, the most base and pure form of contest, and when Matt Giteau is scything through their line and sticking the ball down under the posts in a relaxed, blase unchallenged way, I'll stand on my coffee table and scream WELL THAT'S NO GOOD *IS* IT NEW ZEALAND, because my kids will be sitting on the couch behind me, blinking and wondering why the tv's up so loud.
waltzing matilda you fucking pre match prancing queers, and go and fuck yourselves.
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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-29 01:28:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:52:53 EDT (#)
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im serious on that bet - $50 on new zealand NOT winning the tri nations. if they do, ill xfer cash to your account.
if not, ill have some of the maoris i went to high school with come around for your knee caps.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:32:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-07-28 09:35:12 EDT (#)
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"But I will lay any bet that they will take out the tri-nations. Name your terms. "
i'll take a piece of that action.
a measly $50 says that they dont.
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I'll take that bet.
I'm on a streak - i bet that warriors would win with only less than 10 pts at half time and a win. I'm up $240. I'll hold you to your ill founded bet.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:24:08 EDT (#)
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I put $10 on us to win the Tri's when we were paying 6-1. It's shortened so much now that i could trade on betfair and make a guaranteed profit, but patriotism has made me too much money to go soft now.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:01:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-28 09:23:08 EDT (#)
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i know the world's smallest maury.
he's a bit of a cunt
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you'll probably find he's Samoan, Tongan or Fijian. Historically not many new zealanders are actual maori. having said that is he's an arse there's a good chance he is a kiwi.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-28 09:44:20 EDT (#)
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easy bet sam but good on you for taking it up, I figured winning would be enough.
btw toe I left out Casey Stoner, Troy Bayliss and Corser. my bad.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-07-28 09:35:12 EDT (#)
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"But I will lay any bet that they will take out the tri-nations. Name your terms. "
i'll take a piece of that action.
a measly $50 says that they dont.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-28 09:23:17 EDT (#)
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Let me put this in some kind of perspective for you toe. Rugby is your national sport, there's no if's or but's it's what you guys define yourselves by, and that's cool. Conversely Australia doesn't have a real 'national' sport, I guess we have Australian Rules Football, it's played nation-wide but not internationally, rugby is though. I think if you take Brazil and Cuba out of the mix it's pretty much a world code, fuck them anyhow they're both obsessed with football, baseball and volleyball (all of which Australia excel at btw).
We are by default 'sports mad' but ubiquitously so. We play sport and excel at most of it, our women are basketball world champions, we had a guy ride a bike against team juggernaut and still only finish a few minutes off in the tour, we went to a football world cup only to be knocked out in the final sixteen by the eventual world champs - to a single late minute dubious penalty which personally I think *was* a penalty, we've had a squillion surfing world champions, won more davis cups than most - heck we've even got a grand slam, pretty much own cricket even though it's gay and only played by a handful of countries, sell multitudes of players to the americunts baseball, basketball and football leagues, continuously play tit for tat world supremacy with the same cunts in the swimming pool, dominate field hockey which is a bit like dominating cricket I guess but more hardcore, have a guy in formula one who if he had a decent team would get more points than the points he's already 'miraculously' won, can't lose rugby league even though it sucks, historically own international squash, sailing, rowing, NETBALL, and ten million other things.
Unfortunately for you, we are constantly champing at the bit wanting to go the tonk with somebody more regional, and naturally we'll look to our nearest neighbour. NEEEEEEEEEEEEIGBours........
You have a game that you're obsessed with, and again - naturally, we're gonna try and beat you at it.
It's perspective time biatch. You have a national sport, we don't, but by god we're fucking handy at yours, and it's not lost on us how it riles you. That's why we do it, to break your hearts.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-28 09:23:08 EDT (#)
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i know the world's smallest maury.
he's a bit of a cunt
Submitted by tmofw (user info) at 2008-07-28 09:15:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-28 09:08:14 EDT (#)
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Firstly, never put me in the same boat at fucking helen clark and her 'Stelen' state of politics. Just like I would never presume to lump you in with pauline hansen. and her 'blacks and asians should be a our slaves' politics.
Secondly, our little old league team beat last years champions - that's a team that is fighting the odds in the NRL.
Also - the All Blacks. they may suck right now. But I will lay any bet that they will take out the tri-nations. Name your terms.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-28 08:25:27 EDT (#)
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And here's some food for thought helen clarke. If we didn't play that dumbarse rugby league and lose a major block of talent to it - as a rugby nation Australia would be UN, fucking, beatable.
YOU know it, WE know it, the world knows it.
As it is we're pretty fucking formidable anyhow.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-28 08:22:01 EDT (#)
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New Zealand rugby playing demographic - EVERYBODY.
Australian demographic - a couple of east coast states.
World Cups: Australia 2.
New Zealand: 1. and they jammed that.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-28 08:19:11 EDT (#)
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toe toe toe toe....if the boks can beat you at home, the Wallabies are a fucking steamroller on your long white cloud horizon, go hedge all your bets on ritchie, Australia have 3 world class flankers who are more than capable of negating your apparently saving grace, and robbie deans will be in their ears all week about how to upset him when he's not doing your team an injustice by typically infringing at the ruck. I can't WAIT until Auckland, personally I think graham henry's shitting himself. Deer in the headlights one columnist said this weekend, 'the blacks were deer in the headlights, and that's not a common all black trait.'
And that was from a former Wallaby captain, not some ragamuffin jaded sports journo.
handling errors toe, just practice handling errors. basics first.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-28 08:11:08 EDT (#)
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All Blacks - 35
Stupid Aussies - 12
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-28 08:04:32 EDT (#)
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talk talk talk, typical aussie - claim a couple years as though it matters
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-28 07:22:02 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/117783#2751896
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-28 06:50:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-28 03:47:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-27 04:43:04 EST (#)
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fucking awesome
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-26 22:26:04 EST (#)
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We fucking did it
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D_R forgot to add that the cup has been held by the kiwis pretty much the ENTIRE time. Aussies are merely specks on the radar at this point in it's history.
We'll come back. Richie McCaw is due back soon.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-28 03:47:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-27 04:43:04 EST (#)
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fucking awesome
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-26 22:26:04 EST (#)
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We fucking did it.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-27 22:58:26 EDT (#)
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Rocky Elsom is the greatest flanker ever.
What about that guy's commitment. One in a million.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-27 17:08:41 EDT (#)
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That game was awful, half the pub was rooting for the aussies because of the Robbie Deans issue. And then we lost. again. I got drunk to ease the pain.
At least the warriors won.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-07-27 05:58:13 EDT (#)
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i won 65 on ryan cross going in first, and would have got another 150 but for that fucking last try at the death.
sweet fucking game though. one of the best ive seen in ages
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-27 01:13:06 EDT (#)
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God I'm boring.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-27 00:57:31 EDT (#)
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I won $40 bucks on video poker last week. Four nines. Then I bought a small round of drinks with my winnings.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-27 00:36:14 EDT (#)
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This weekend:
I won $4 on keno that i chucked into a pokie and turned into $100.
I won $12 on a Raiders/Raiders half/full double.
I won $27 on the Wallabies win.
I won $35 on Tony Margarito beating Manuel Cotto in one of the best bouts i've seen in ages.
In summary, gambling is fun, but still no replacement for alcohol.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-27 00:07:03 EDT (#)
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Yeah well Webb just won his major league-leading 14th game a few minutes ago.
*skulks away*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-26 22:48:03 EDT (#)
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what about Berrick Barnes - fucked shoulder from the get go and tackled fucking everything, not to mention he's about Giteau's size. And how well was Giteau kicking? And now all the kiwi's are gonna be wah-wah wahhh penalty try while they conveniently forget how Carter's professional foul 15 minutes earlier when they were exposed and we were going to rumble right over the top over them and score (again) was tantamount to exactly the same thing.
anyway it was a blowout. Fuck you new zealand see you again in a week when we'll spank you again.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-26 21:34:31 EDT (#)
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I would seriously have George Smith's babies.
Smith, Tuqiri and Ashley-Cooper just pulled these hero performances out that i haven't seen from them in about 5 years.
Where the fuck did it come from? I don't care, it's just fucking awesome.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-26 20:51:42 EDT (#)
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FUCK YEAH!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-26 18:17:39 EDT (#)
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WINNERRRRRRRZ WOOT
NEW ZEALAND WILL BE DIVUSTUTID
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-07-26 17:19:02 EDT (#)
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what a thrashing.
One Kiwi coach celebrates, the other goes home in shame.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-26 17:17:32 EDT (#)
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http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/3/3d/PriscillaQueen.jpg
That's you on the right, right?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-26 17:12:58 EDT (#)
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Priscilla Queen of the Desert is currently airing on Swedish TV. I forget, which one is you?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-26 15:05:25 EDT (#)
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You're cute when you froth at the mouth.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-26 14:43:04 EDT (#)
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fucking awesome
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-26 08:26:04 EDT (#)
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We fucking did it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-25 23:18:49 EDT (#)
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-2 Brian.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-25 23:18:31 EDT (#)
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+2 high Sacrilicious
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-25 23:17:16 EDT (#)
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+2 drunk Forensic
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-25 22:49:46 EDT (#)
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Smear the queer.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-07-25 22:44:56 EDT (#)
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i hope arnie gets an anal bible-bump requiring a garden hose extraction
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-25 22:16:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-07-25 15:37:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:11:32 EDT (#)
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DOODLES IS THREATENING TO EXPOSE GAYNGER_RANGER'S ALTER 'ARNIE GEDDON' AS WELL AS HIS SICK WIFE AND REAL NAME.
HE DIDN'T EVEN USE A 'BIG SMILE' EMOTICON AFTER IT.
!!!!!!!!
MY GOD.
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lol.
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*blinks*
:(
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-25 21:31:23 EDT (#)
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Yes. Rugby is a real man's sport. I'm not sure the Diamondbacks would be very good at it. Brandon Webb would be good, because he's from Kentucky and, hence, a real man. But as a team...I'm not so sure.
ps, Don't click on the faux frankthebear post above. Seriously.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-25 21:07:05 EDT (#)
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What the fuck are you talking about here? soccer? or rugby? or what? Was that a crack about the US being bad at hockey? The US wins the stanley cup way more than canada does.
I'm not lost due to me being an idiot I'm lost because you don't make any fuckin sense.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-25 20:55:53 EDT (#)
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17-10 to Australia
You saw it here first.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-25 19:45:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-26 01:54:28 EST (#)
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Oh Jesus Christ.
Not ANOTHER poster who is obsessed with soccer.
You people need to stop breeding
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Good grief. Your intelligence, or lack thereof is astonishing, raisin balls.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-25 19:42:45 EDT (#)
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Wallabies by 3
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:55:58 EDT (#)
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The Pinko done took me and got me trunk as tanks for taking care of her crazyb itch self *see my post)
I didn' even wan to get drunk, but here I am anyway.
TToM says rugby is egg chasing. All I know is that at Uni, only dykes played rugby. I think it was because of the word "rug."
Why is it when you boys get to arguing, you always fall back on the gay homosexual thing?
I KNOW actual homosexual males and let me tell you most of them are more manly than most of you lot.
So here's my hypothesis. You must WANT to be pillo biters otherwise you wouln't spend so much time obsessing about anuses and phalli.
Methinks thou doest protest too much.
I'm not pretending to be drunk either. Fucking posers.
I've been to Canada, Germany, and Italy. German sandwich + Italian drug sniffing dogs = international incident. I didn't even want the fucking sandwich ok?!
AS for all the rest, post proof or it didn't happen. Reference Penthouse letters. Assholes.
It's only 6pm and it's too damn early to be this damn drunk.
Fucking PInko.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-07-25 16:28:29 EDT (#)
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so...where's all the colured peoples?
rugabe players make minimum wage, right?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-07-25 15:37:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:11:32 EDT (#)
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DOODLES IS THREATENING TO EXPOSE GAYNGER_RANGER'S ALTER 'ARNIE GEDDON' AS WELL AS HIS SICK WIFE AND REAL NAME.
HE DIDN'T EVEN USE A 'BIG SMILE' EMOTICON AFTER IT.
!!!!!!!!
MY GOD.
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lol.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-07-25 14:46:08 EDT (#)
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The All Blacks? Sounds like a Saturday night in Method's Mom's bed.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:53:06 EDT (#)
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i blame the hispanics
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:22:15 EDT (#)
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EI if you're to be a successful politician you must say that you read it in full and agree with it 100%.
Until such time that this post comes under fire in which case you never knew about it and it was all your PR people talking for you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:17:37 EDT (#)
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i havent even read this post, doubt i ever will
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:15:38 EDT (#)
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Brian will be slobbing into his aged, yellowing pillow by now.
Incoherently mumbling that 'he wishes he was a little bit taller, wishes he was a baller" whilst the kids cower in their bunk beds dreaming of 'mum's house'.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:14:20 EDT (#)
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pfft
who hasn't?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:13:29 EDT (#)
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This is REAL uber drama.
Where the fuck is Orphelia?
We need a witty comment about doodles doodle.
She probably doodled doodles doodle.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:11:32 EDT (#)
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DOODLES IS THREATENING TO EXPOSE GAYNGER_RANGER'S ALTER 'ARNIE GEDDON' AS WELL AS HIS SICK WIFE AND REAL NAME.
HE DIDN'T EVEN USE A 'BIG SMILE' EMOTICON AFTER IT.
!!!!!!!!
MY GOD.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:11:24 EDT (#)
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I don't honestly know. :(
I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE AN INTERWEB BADASS.
I'M NEW AT TIHS CUT ME SOME SLACK
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:09:46 EDT (#)
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who the fuck is arnold?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:07:01 EDT (#)
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Alright Arnold, I didn't want to have to go this far but you just had to keep pushing me.
How are you and the wife doing? You know she called me last night, said that is wasn't going too well.
She told me things Arnie and if I were you, I would watch my mouth.
Do I need a smile emoticon here?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:03:36 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/109607
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:54:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:42:09 CDT (#)
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For the record I have never touched Doodles.
hahahaha
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Woo $100 and stuff.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:02:52 EDT (#)
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stfu noodles LOOK ROBBIE FOWLER LAY OF THE LIME. i'm NOT FUCKING LITTLE I'M PROBABLY TALLER THAN YOU YOU FUCKING CHIMNEY SWEEP, it's the FIRST GAME AND THOSE CUNTS ARE THE HOLDERS - BUT NOT FOR LONG. YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU GUYS I'M GOING TO BED. I DON'T LIKE YOU.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:58:56 EDT (#)
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the dance they do 'the homo' i believe it's called is extremely gay, i'll give you that.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:57:18 EDT (#)
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woah..chill out, pocket rocker, I know you little dudes like to yap like jack russell's but at some point it gets annoying.
so, who's the holders?
is this game one or two?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:56:52 EDT (#)
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Look cocksmith, get my name right or I'll have to go all 'bubba' on your ass and send vague threats while mentioning your name and your sick wife.
We don't want that now do we.
P.S. this was NOT a threat.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:54:37 EDT (#)
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erm...okay stroodle.
IT'S NOT A FUCKING SIDESHOW APOLLO YOU FUCKING, FUCKING, FATHEADED CUNT!
FUCK!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:50:19 EDT (#)
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Oh, I think you have selective memory my friend.
I have saved e-mails, AIM conversations, gabbly conversations and even a few reviews on uber where you begged me to be in it.
I blew you off every time because the Top Dog (twice removed) doesn't have time for such nonsense.
If you don't agree to my terms than so be it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:49:56 EDT (#)
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right.
so a bit of a sideshow from the old tri nations, thanks for clarifying.
so that 4:30 feed will in fact be 'live'.
I'll watch it in the morning, not live of course, not for upside down sports. But i'll refrain from the interweb until after i've watched it so i can taunt you suitably unsullied.
i'll be supporting the kiwis of course.
i wish i had a big game to look forward to, the close season of football should be made illegal.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:47:38 EDT (#)
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erm....toodles, you don't quite get it. I pick the players, and I have a no dickwad rule.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:45:09 EDT (#)
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NO LED ZEPPELIN IT'S *NOT* JUST A TRI-NATIONS GAME READ THE FUCKING POST
JESUS CHRIST THE TRI NATIONS WASN'T AROUND IN 19 FUCKING 31 WE INCORPORATED THE *BLEDISLOE* INTO THE TRI NATIONS TO APPEASE THE FUCKING NIG NOGS
FUCK.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IT'S THE FUCKING BLEDISLOE YOU DAFT CUNTYING FUCKING CUNTING CUNTING CUNT
oh i know, was EVERTON JUST INVENTED TO MAKE YOU FEEL CROSS
JESUS FUCK ME IT JUST GOES TO SHOW, fucking 'europe' is just as insular as houston.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:44:19 EDT (#)
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I don't fucking get the 'poodles' thing.
I'm not a faggot dog.
P.S. EI and I were discussing it and...
We'll be willing to do your shit series.
On one condition.
We want to see you have an orgy containing at least 1 of each of the following:
Koala bears
Kangaroos
Ostriches
Boomerangs
Aborigines
Circe
Pictures and video and audio feeds will be rquired upon completion.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:40:05 EDT (#)
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i'm ignoring you poodles
well, haime, <holds tongue at awkward angle doing math - you say 'math' in seppo right?>, here in the future we'll be smashing those neanderthal cunts at 7:30 pm AEST, at least pre-matching rhetorical bandering for the first half hour, so that makes it 14 and half hours in front of texas.....jesus I feel like an alien.....are you *sure* you meant 11 am?, and friday? Anyway look, it's just past 2:30am here in star system awesome, so I still make it to be 14 and a half hours, so that'd be your.......4am?
disclaimer the time it took me to respond to this has no bearing on my maths/'math, I just can't...I mean I know we're light years ahead but 14 hours??
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:38:33 EDT (#)
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... and I was all like "4.99 for a fruit basket WHAT THE FUCK!" and he was all like "There is no humanity left in man."
Truth
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:36:51 EDT (#)
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so its just a tri nations game?
its on at 04:30 tomorrow morning.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:28:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-24 01:10:08 BST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-23 05:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EI and doodles get that very same sensation from splooge, if they start emailing you and banging on about it a court order will put it right.
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D_R is just upset because he wanted us to cameo in his lame Eighty Force shit.
And we were all like 'naw bitch we ain't doin' yo shit ho. Go suck a cock and get out of here with your stanky ass'
And then we threw small rocks at him until he ran away crying.
Then we kissed.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it is 11:00am on Friday morning, stumpy.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:26:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what time is it there now, fathead.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hold on my vertically challenged friend, you're from the future, right?
So what time is it on in the real world? Give me the local upside down time and i'll figure it out from there.
doesn't look like it's on setanta or ppv here.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if its on in america i'll most certainly ppv it.
thanks for this.
i always like to giggle at you colonials undertaking your regional skirmishes like they mean something.
fush 'n' chups vs 'strines.
classic.
all brute force, no finesse, ape like creatures to a man.
<researches this game>
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seppo fag, go google warren moon.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if its on in america i'll most certainly ppv it.
thanks for this.
i always like to giggle at you colonials undertaking your regional skirmishes like they mean something.
fush 'n' chups vs 'strines.
classic.
all brute force, no finesse, ape like creatures to a man.
<researches this game>
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fair enough. My mistake.
Rugby is pretty badass.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh Jesus Christ.
Not ANOTHER poster who is obsessed with soccer.
You people need to stop breeding.
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Rugby bonehead. Pay attention.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I played rugby once, in, of all places, Mexico.
I also played soccer (futball) there, much more often.
Both sports kicked my ass. HARD. HAAARRD.
I don't know about in Europe, Australia, etc., but here a lot of rugby players have bumper stickers on their cars that say, "Rugby players eat their dead."
I have no doubt this is true. Those cunts are vicious.
Now I play badmitton. Like a girl.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mark my words - and go to Vegas to put money down.
Steelers will win Superbowl XLIII.
True story.
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I heart Yozz now!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mark my words - and go to Vegas to put money down.
Steelers will win Superbowl XLIII.
True story.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oonchamakanchaz.
Yrackijimamazz.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh Jesus Christ.
Not ANOTHER poster who is obsessed with soccer.
You people need to stop breeding.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Guy on the right is totally Steve Stiffler
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Retarded.