Raisins Look Like Tiny Ball Sacks (nsfw) (1770 hits)
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Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2008-07-25 12:43:04 EDT
So I turns to the Colonel and I says,
- "I'd rather have gentle butt secks than do 'Habitat.'"
And he says,
- "Gentle butt secks? As apposed to rough butt secks?"
And I says,
- "Yeah. Rough butt secks. The best kind. You know when you have to perform a cesarean on the dude just to get his balls out. You know?"
We both laughed. We laughed for a long time. It was a really long time that we laughed. The time period of us laughing was relatively long.
As I laughed I thought of a dolphin with scorpion legs. Then I thought about magnets. My dick got hard then I remembered popping zits with a straightened paper clip.
We continued to laugh until the Colonel funneled beer into his butt and I passed out.
When I came to there was a cold severed penis in my mouth and I lay in a pool of my own diarrhea which had apparently been sprayed effortlessly everywhere. Luckily I was still on the dance floor of the local discothèque.
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-07-28 15:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i remember that
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-28 01:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw the words "raisin" and "balls" and assumed this post was about that roid munching social reject who calls himself oathmeal.
To say that I was delighted when I realised it wasn't would be an understatement.
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-07-27 04:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why does this have a positive rating?
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-26 12:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF?
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-07-26 03:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you is alive?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-07-26 01:26:41 EDT (#)
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I hate minorities. Especially white people. And when I say white people I mean mayonnaise.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-07-26 01:25:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-07-26 01:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks Bill Nye!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-07-26 01:24:25 EDT (#)
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Fun fact! Batteries fit nicely into un-prepped assholes.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-07-26 01:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They remind of something. Then once I remember what it is I remember how interesting hemorrhoids are then forget about what I was trying to remember. Then I beat off in front of my web cam.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-26 01:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep dancin'.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-07-26 01:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
People with long necks erk me.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-07-26 01:20:26 EDT (#)
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Surfing accident.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-07-26 01:20:14 EDT (#)
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Where his asshole used to be.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-07-26 01:20:00 EDT (#)
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He also had a beard.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-07-26 01:19:37 EDT (#)
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I was knew a man from Nantucket. Seriously. His name was Chafe Underoo. He was a little strange.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-25 22:04:12 EDT (#)
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I read it somewhere a while back, I think.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-25 21:58:57 EDT (#)
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Sorry, Cyst.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-25 21:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Prove that, HotWillie.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-25 21:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bubba below.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2008-07-25 21:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
crap
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2008-07-25 14:51:03 EDT (#)
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Woot!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-25 14:04:22 EDT (#)
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Oh HELLS YEAH!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-07-25 14:01:47 EDT (#)
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It's a combination of both. It's also odd that my asshole looks the same too. That is it looks like a black man with frostbitten balls.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:48:18 EDT (#)
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If your nutsack looks like a raisin, you're either black, or you've got some serious frostbite down there.
In your case, I hope it's the latter.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well blow me down.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:23:33 EDT (#)
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IT'S ABOUT TIME.
Submitted by MisterDevious (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:21:12 EDT (#)
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To paraphrase a review of an R.A. Wilson book, this was like getting bashed in the head with a sledgehammer coated in LSD.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's like you've funneled directly into my brain.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:17:25 EDT (#)
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He's back.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:07:33 EDT (#)
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YOU USED TO SHOWER US WITH GOLDEN POSTS
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:46:53 EDT (#)
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I remember you.