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Submitted by <tiddly.winks4.at.googlemail.com> (View user info) at 2008-07-25 13:34:13 EDT


So I thot I would give this 1 more go. I might give it more than 1 more go but at the minute its 1 more go.

Anyway, ive come to a few conclusons about the ubersite thing. In no order here they are

Shlongy = mean old man. Hes getting old so hes mean to all the young ppl cos hes rly just jealous cos he has flappy old man skin and his willie doesn't work 2 good anymore.

Taters = I don't think she is who she sez she is. Shes not nice and she thinks swearing makes her cool. Swearing and speakin like a dirty mouthed boy isn't cool. It makes u look stupid and desperate to fit in.

Orpheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelia! Orpheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelia is gr8! Nice and wise and young and funny all at the same time. Every1 should be nice to Orpheeeeeeeeeeeeeeelia.

GangsterSquid = c im not 2 sure bout u. ur like mean and nasty and then nice 2. I think u just want friends but nobody wants 2 b ur friend becos ur not nice enough long enough 4 anybody to want 2 talk 2 u. I think u spend 2 much time here. I think u need 2 do other stuff. R u scared of ur life? Is this y you hide out here sometimes being mean and sometimes being nice?

I think u guys r the only ppl who have rly spoken 2 me so thnx 4 that. I hope 2 get 2 kno a lot more of u soon.

I worked out how 2 put a pic on the screen. Here is a pic of me!

Luv u all, u r gr8!!!!!!!!!!!! Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx




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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-26 12:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-26 12:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck


well fuck off and die anyway

Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-26 12:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

oops i meant






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Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-26 12:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

He's a fucking moron of infinite proportions so because you simply SAID that, you're off my list.

Have fun in Uber hell. You're out.

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I like gangster squid's name...so we can have babies.

That's obviously a picture from seventh heaven (I THINK IT IS...or some other fagtwat show) of that down-syndromed/ deaf/ retarded girl.

Why are alters so amusing? O, yeah, they're just fucking irritating. Congrats.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

GangsterSquid = c im not 2 sure bout u. ur like mean and nasty and then nice 2. I think u just want friends but nobody wants 2 b ur friend becos ur not nice enough long enough 4 anybody to want 2 talk 2 u. I think u spend 2 much time here. I think u need 2 do other stuff. R u scared of ur life? Is this y you hide out here sometimes being mean and sometimes being nice?


bauahahahahahahah

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

GO SICO!!!

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-25 15:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-25 15:16:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't have any interest in altering ubersite. Its far to much stress on my mono-functional brain cells.

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-07-25 15:07:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If you want to know how to do an alter right, just ask MEthod.

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-25 15:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:59:47 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Banjo??

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Am I getting the blame for everything these days? One crusty incident with an alter (something I have not be known for to date) and suddenly I'm responsible for every alter day trip into uber land?

I would suggest you look at the usual subjects as they are far more likely candidates than I am. My days with alters are ended. I fully intend never ever ever again having another one even to do good which is what DirkDiggler was intended for.

And a +2 because Doodles gave a +2 and I've decided to copy all his ratings because I know longer have the will to think for myself.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-25 14:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

holy living christ

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-25 14:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I ran this post through the leet translator and it came out as

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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-25 14:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No mention for dear old Doodles?

for shame young whore, for shame.

Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2008-07-25 14:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

nurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Banjo??

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you do know orphelia has children older than you

Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

whos simon?

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

go away simon

Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 Die.

Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wots up wiv my pic?

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I've got a hunch that this alter is a set up for something big. and stupid. really, really stupid.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is the most obvious alter I've ever seen. Could you seriously not find a more real looking picture?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/97920#2287605


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