Im holding UBER hostage day 1 (380 hits)
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Submitted by Respek! (View user info) at 2008-07-25 20:07:17 EDT
For knocking me off the front page THREE times yesterday, ive decided to take matters into my own hands.
Ultimatum:
If this post is left on the front page, i will start posting quality shit every now and again as a reward, but don't be fooled, I am not succumbing to Uber rules, I am mearly building up power.
If this post is deleted off the front page, I WILL POST PENIS PICS WITHOUT NSFW TAGS. I mean it, i'll even change my name so that you think you're clicking on a shlongy or an Apollo post, when really it's me! Along with a PENIS!
The ball is now in your court Uber. I told you then, and I tell you now, I AM YOUR KING. You WILL see it my way, or I will make you see it my way.
"The day of individual happiness has passed."
-Adolf Hitler
User Reviews
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2008-07-30 20:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I kick my Uber habit for like almost a year and I come back for THIS?
Boo URNS
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-07-26 19:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
penis? really?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-26 19:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-26 19:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahahaha
You're a GENIUS I SWEAR!
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-07-26 18:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You sir are a true DICK HEAD.
Thank you
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 21:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have to admit: This is an EXCELLENT plan.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-25 21:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
mearly??????????????????
fucking moron
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-25 21:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I mean it, i'll even change my name so that you think you're clicking on a shlongy or an Apollo post, when really it's me! Along with a PENIS!"
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I suppose a good rule of thumb from now on is to use "view user info" before opening posts?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-25 20:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.
-- Homer Simpson
The Front
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-25 20:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
thanks for playing, and you've been a great sport, so here's a copy of our home game! but now it's time for you to go home, and don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out. we don't want a loser's ass-marks on the door.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-07-25 20:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Marge: Homer, you're his father. You've got to reason with him.
Homer: Oh, that never works. He's a goner!
Bart the Daredevil
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-25 20:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Experima will take any excuse she can get for dick.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-25 20:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yay penis
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-25 20:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is going to be fun.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-07-25 20:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for looking for an excuse to look at dick all day.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-25 20:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, cruel fate. Why do you mock me?
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Daredevil
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-07-25 20:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen, you big, stupid space-creature. Nobody, but nobody, eats the
Simpsons!
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2008-07-25 20:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mmmm kay