I sense a challenge (42263 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.31 on 91 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Nicole <nakita963.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-10 15:53:46 EDT
What is the one thing that men of all ages have to distinguish themselves, proving both their ability and masculinity? What is the one thing that they don't have to worry about females infringing on as there is no possible way that a woman could possibly compete with a man? What type of pissing contest could I be talking about? The type where after a night of heavy drinking you pull out your wanker and let it fly - a pissing contest.
Up until recently I would never have dreamed of invading one of the last bastions of manhood. Come on, women have invaded just about every other safe haven for testosterone and alcohol intoxicated men. Can't we leave at least a few places in which they can take refuge? No, if women are to ever take their place as the rightful rulers of the human race, we must invade. We must learn how to pee standing up.
So, spurred by a reference to the following site, made by a fellow Ubermember, I delved deeper.
http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html
I put aside common bathroom hygiene mores and began practicing my technique while in the shower, though this was harder than initially expected. I tend to drink lots of fluids throughout the day so my urine is a very pale shade of yellow. Discriminating the stream of urine from the background shower stream was difficult. I began to question my abilities. Maybe women were just not meant to pee standing up. Should I even be attempting something that everyone my entire life has told me was inappropriate? What would my grandma think about such behavior? Ahh, she'd probably laugh her ass off.
I persevered and continued my studies despite the social stigma attached to my task and the difficulties inherent in the exercise. If I was to wage a successful campaign against the ruling male pisstocracy I would have to remain firm in my convictions.
This past weekend, while on vacation, I reached the proper skill and inebriation level to make my first attempt at pissing into a toilet while standing. The scene of the first battle of the campaign was a bathroom stall in a bar restroom. This was the real thing. No going back. Any mistake could be fatal as I was out with my family and didn't have a spare set of clothes on me. I walk up to the toilet, flip up the lid, pull down the shorts and let 'er rip. My timing was perfect, execution flawless, results exciting and further intoxicating. Not a drop anywhere outside of the bowl. Perfection itself. Liquid Euphoria was coursing through my veins (or was that the Everclear?).
The rest of the evening goes by in a blur, for more than one reason. Upon returning back to my hotel room I set the stage for the second battle of the evening. I would have done Hidden proud ( http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1054229322218122350 ) as I lost this battle miserably and spent 10 minutes cleaning the floor and rinsing out my shorts in the bathtub. Score: Nicole 1, Men 1. I did learn a valuable lesson, though. Until an appropriate level of skill is developed, intoxication levels must be maintained within a narrow band. Too little and my sense of propriety wins out, too much and I risk pissing all over myself.
I soon realized that if I am going to wage a full-scale war against the male population I must recruit additional forces. So this weekend, while camping, I recruited and trained a fellow female to the cause of ending the male domination of pissing contests. I managed to pass on my experienced and learning in the art of pissing while standing on to a fellow female compatriot. We had a little pissing contest of our own. I expect that in the future she may try and challenge my role as the leader of the revolution, but we will let the urine do the deciding.
This shall serve as a warning to all men and a call to arms for all women. If you desire in your heart, as do I, to challenge the male monopoly on the world of pissing, unite. Though there may be accidents and the occasional wet pair of panties, I know that given the proper motivation and instruction we will prevail. Men, keep a look out for a pissing tournament that I hope to organize in the coming months, hopefully before it gets too cold out, though a snow writing competition might make a nice addition to the schedule.
User Reviews
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-20 11:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Just sit down already.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-20 11:13:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stand, sit, gyrate, backflip... YOU'RE PISSING! It's not meant to be a "Who's the dominant species" contest.
Submitted by Williams_2004 <thetyrant82.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-09-16 05:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Look girls, females of all ages will never be able to beat a man in a pissing contest, its just not possible. I empahaize on the NEVER bit since its virtually impossible. Leave the subject alone girls and let the REAL rulers off this planet keep the trophy. Thank you for liserning.
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2004-06-01 18:54:01 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/34709
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-05-01 04:30:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-01-31 20:22:21 EST (#)
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Now all you have to do is ejaculate into a man's eye and you've gone full circle.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:30:29 EST (#)
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Have you've tried using a paper funnel from the gas station?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-01-16 19:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"...so my urine is a very pale shade of yellow."
The tastiest kind... +1
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-12-11 12:41:04 EST (#)
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I found this one earlier, too. I've thought about getting some for when I go hiking. I've gotten pretty good at squating against a tree and usually manage to avoid peeing on my shoes but this would probably come in handy.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-12-08 05:51:58 EST (#)
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http://www.magiccone.com/
Submitted by biggie <steves_bin_naughty.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-11-11 04:23:07 EST (#)
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But can you hit the bowl from 8 feet? you can't compete with a guy
Submitted by Yuanity <yuan.yang.at.ntlworld.com> at 2003-11-07 12:49:57 EST (#)
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Rofl. Thought you might like to know that in China, the humble common proletarians use these icky _basin_ kinda things in the ground...ewwww. Horrible.
Submitted by indigowulf (user info) at 2003-11-05 09:07:00 EST (#)
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Hmph. To everyone who says its a pride thing, just not practical, ect... have YOU ever dating a chick onto sports? I mean really into sports? Hiking in the woods on a several day camping trip, or even better doing it on horseback, long periods of time on a boat, mountainbiking, in my earliest case, cross country practice, running 8+ miles a day in the woods where I was the only girl.
In each of these cases, not having to undress is a huge asset. Try taking off that backpack, unfastening belt, dropping pants, avoiding nettles and bitythings, hoping your horse doesnt wander away while you use both hands to remove half your clothing, Im not even gonna suggest the alternatives in a boat or while surrounded by high school boys!
This alternative is practical, hygenic (compared to nettles and mosquitos), and only has anything to do with pride because of the fact men have made it so. I cant count how many times Ive beat a man at some sport only to have his lame ass come back with "well, when you can pee standing up...".
Whatever.
Submitted by ChesterTheJester <arnold.at.delanet.com> at 2003-11-04 19:01:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
listen ladies.... NO.... just NO
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2003-10-21 17:54:50 EDT (#)
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Yep, that is exactly why I decided to attempt to pee standing up. Yep, I am insecure. That and I feel like a man trapped in a woman's body. I will be having the surgery to correct the mis-gender problem next month. Wish me luck.
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Well, instead of such a drastic change, maybe try sealing a ziploc bag around your biscuit and poke a hole in the end of it. That way, when you piss, the bag will fill up and you can pretend that you have a penis by emptying the sac with ease and stunning accuracy. You might even get to experience "The Shake" without any surgery!
Or maybe your hands will be dripping with as much urine as your last message was with sarcasm. Who am I to know?
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-10-20 10:34:56 EDT (#)
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Yep, that is exactly why I decided to attempt to pee standing up. Yep, I am insecure. That and I feel like a man trapped in a woman's body. I will be having the surgery to correct the mis-gender problem next month. Wish me luck.
Submitted by Sec (user info) at 2003-10-17 18:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"if it were easier to sit down to take a piss"
I find I do, if I'm having trouble standing up, or seeing to aim. Which seems to coincide with wanting to go a lot, for some reason.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2003-10-17 18:36:57 EDT (#)
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The funny thing is that if it were easier to sit down to take a piss, every guy would do it. We stand to take a piss just because it takes about three seconds out of our lives. Sitting down requires removing pants, etc, along with the risk of having your cock touch the inner bowl, and greater splash risk, along with many other things. It is much easier for a woman to sit while pissing, so why the hell would you do it any differently?
You are going through extreme amounts of agony for no reason whatsoever. Seeing a woman standing while pissing would say to me that she has a deep and profound vein of insecurity in this world, and will never be comfortable with who and what they are.
I am giving this post a +1 because you ended up soiling yourself.
Submitted by Kristyswan (user info) at 2003-10-09 08:08:50 EDT (#)
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Hahaha!
I sense a challenge as well.
Submitted by Maleficus (user info) at 2003-10-05 20:00:08 EDT (#)
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BUT WILL YOU EVER BE ABLE TO WRITE YOUR NAME IN THE SNOW???????? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Submitted by Maleficus (user info) at 2003-10-05 19:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Do women have a complex or something? All they ever seem to do is bitch about how they're just as good as, if not better than, men in everything. Why? What's the big deal? But this post was funny. Did you get any on your hands in the bathroom at the bar?
Submitted by wandawampleton (user info) at 2003-09-29 16:35:52 EDT (#)
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That is just not necessary, but it was still a hoot.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-09-25 17:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let me guess what your religion is Nicole, is it ePISScopalian? haha, I crack me up. I never saw this post but I have to admit that, not only did it rock, but it was also kind of hot at the same time. :-)
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-09-25 16:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
your a dumbass and to even think that you actually took time to think up such a stupid story makes my iq drop 10 points
Submitted by Cup_of_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-24 18:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Good Nicole, that was really good, Now try writing your name in the snow.
Submitted by PetruchioInLab at 2003-09-22 14:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicole, will you marry me?
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2003-09-05 17:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love it.
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by dbcooper (user info) at 2003-09-05 16:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for effort. not a +2 because girls aren't supposed to pee. :p
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-28 04:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
0wned!
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-08-28 04:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
As soon as you can piss over your shoulder call me.
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2003-08-22 15:19:06 EDT (#)
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Wow, this was kinda disturbing. I didn't read all the reviews, but men will always dominate pissing contests. I don't think women will ever be able to write their names in the snow, or aim it over their neighbors fence, or hit a wasps' nest from a safe distance.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-08-22 15:05:51 EDT (#)
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I tried this. I don't want to talk about it. At least I was in the shower.
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-08-18 21:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just remember Nicole,
No matter how much you practice, you will never be able to piss around corners.
That is why men do, and shall continue, to dominate and rule the planet.
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2003-08-16 18:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ugh
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-16 17:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOW is this on boredatwork? or did it get almost 5000 hits as a result of it's artistic value?
Well done, Nicole!
Submitted by glasscpp (user info) at 2003-08-15 15:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bart:
"You fucking rule.
I feel like I should confess to something now. When I'm in a public bathroom at a urinal, if there isn't anyone else in the bathroom, sometimes I will stand a few feet away from the urinal just to prove that "I've still got it". If you are in the bathroom at the same time as a friend, right after you start pissing, take a step or two back, look at your friend, and smile. Nothing can top the look on his face at that moment. "
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA still laughing my ass off!!!
man I should really keep up on reading some these posts...
great post by the way!!!
cheers again,
glasscpp
Submitted by glasscpp (user info) at 2003-08-15 15:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok ok ok, its good post, but think bout this...
It is like GOD offered to Adam the choice of either pregnancy or piss while standing up...?
...hum that's a hard one! <wink> <wink>
cheers,
glasscpp
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-08-14 23:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
lol @ the visuals!!
Queen
Submitted by Yes at 2003-08-14 23:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you could piss while standing without pulling down your pants or even unbuttoning them (assuming a zipper fly), without the use of any tools and with your hands behind your head... THEN and only THEN could piss supremacy be within your grasp. Good luck and God's pee.
Submitted by MessedRocker <i.at.aint.telling> at 2003-08-13 22:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's just disturbing...I know women for the squatting.
I ain't sexist, just...I don't want women pissing standing up..that's disturbing.
Two times I said disturbing. Now three. Use that as a guide.
Submitted by MessedRocker at 2003-08-13 22:08:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-08-12 20:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 to all the people who took this post seriously. I am such a feminazi.
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-08-12 15:49:54 EDT (#)
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Draw a line in the snow.
Take 2 steps back.
Now, _PRINT_ your name, without in any way linking the letter or any cursive bullshit.
Now stop flow, turn to your right, piss on your friends leg and say, "oops".
Now your a man.
No you don't win, and your no closer to world domination.
Now your a man.
How can females dominate the world when they keep trying to be guys. Spend less time trying to show us up and more time actually taking the world over.
+2 still for effort, and a good post.
Submitted by xLisaCatx (user info) at 2003-08-12 12:18:39 EDT (#)
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I want to join the movement to topple the male dominated pissocracy!
Nice post.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-08-12 10:14:30 EDT (#)
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Bart just cracked me up!
I'm going to stage a piss break just so I can step back a few feet and awe the world with my trajectory.
Jason
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-08-12 08:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe that I missed this one. :)
NIIIIICE!!!!
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-08-11 19:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you definitely use your powers for awesome.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-11 15:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It amazes me how peeing on a person and eating artichokes are both mentioned in the same post.
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Maybe that's because artichokes taste like piss?
Ugh, to me anyway.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-11 12:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"How cool would that be to say that I pissed on Hidden?"
...REALLY cool.
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2003-08-11 11:53:56 EDT (#)
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Nicole - My friends and I started this as a challange to our boyfriends one New Year's eve not to long ago. We's line up bowls on the grass in the back yard and see who could do it the farthest and the most. There were two rewards. It was girlfriend against boyfriend. It would start about 3 hours into the night so that way all of us had stored up. The person from the couple that won would have a slave all night...2 girls won and 2 guys won. It's a never ending cycle.
I'm sooo glad we are not the only ones out there that compete.
Keep it "up"!
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-08-11 11:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=104899888037208251#17968
It amazes me how peeing on a person and eating artichokes are both mentioned in the same post.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-08-11 11:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It will have to wait until the fall. I have every weekend booked from now until October. Let me crash at your castle and furnish me with enough alcohol and I might just follow through. How cool would that be to say that I pissed on Hidden.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-11 09:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, get your ass down here, girl! let's do this thing!
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-08-11 09:24:59 EDT (#)
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Hidden -
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1047340725237022537#13587
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=104899888037208251#17968
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1050018275967531870#22873
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1055423924179810633#66405
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-11 09:18:35 EDT (#)
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refresh my memory. did you agree to pee on me?
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ahahahahaha the "golden shower"
Hidden, if she agrees, do you promise to upload a movie clip of said golden shower?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-11 09:11:44 EDT (#)
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"Hidden - my offer still stands."
refresh my memory. did you agree to pee on me?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-11 09:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE this post.
I love it, love it, love it. (Molly Shannon style)
Nichole, you haven't a chance if you get a few beers in me.
Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-08-11 08:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
find a man to idolise for his power pissing skill, this will inspire you, you know how masculine your desire is right? although to desire for it is strictly a female province...
i hear arnold schwarzenegger has a cock so powerful that would all men would fear him...
Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-08-11 08:50:49 EDT (#)
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a solution from the male drunkard stand point:
use your middle and index finger to form an inverted triangle with your cunt, pull up hard, this should produce a funnel with your lower cunt parts for you to be able to project your piss some distance equating with the power a mans cock is capable of, i have no perspective on this either way as my cockular muscles have the ability to piss at the ground from a distance of many MANY metres, no man has beaten me, i am a pissing god...
champion power pisser i am, girls i know have gone goggle-eyed at the distance power of my pissing....
POWER TO THE CUNT PISSERS!!! TO STAND AND PISS IS YUOR HUMAN RIGHT!!!!!
i'm off my face on whiskey by the way, very soon will i be yellowing up someones ceiling...
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-08-11 08:22:14 EDT (#)
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Ha! You thought we had limited aiming abilities. I now introduce the solution:
http://www.travelmateinfo.com/page002.html
We are now ready to take over the world. Mwuuuhhh-HaaaHaaa! I am thinking about getting some as stocking stuffers. Think about it. You wouldn't have to worry about finding an inconspicuous place (or any street gutter, depending on how drunk you are) to drop the pants and then proceed to pee on yourself when you can't find a convenient restroom.
Hidden - my offer still stands.
Tina - give it a try. Your sister knows what she is talking about. Practice and should we ever meet up, we can have our own little pissing contest. Winner gets Drink on his first night home.
Razor - sorry about the weekend post. This is my first post that I strictly wrote for the entertainment of others. I'll give it a try again and post it during the week. I get interrupted constantly at work so I think I would have a hard time writing a coherent and entertaining post. Next time I'll write it at home and just post it from work.
Bart - why confine yourself to urinals? Next time you go out drinking, take the long walk home and stop to mark your territory along the way.
Glad ya'll liked it.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2003-08-11 05:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
chicks + pissing + challenge= funny
Submitted by ninja <tarendar.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-08-11 02:00:20 EDT (#)
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"fellow Ubermember" Makes me feel like part of one big happy family......or is cult the word i'm thinking of?
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-08-11 00:45:09 EDT (#)
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No, I don't smoke, but I do usually try to identify something to use for a target. You have to be careful at the urinal though because if you hit the peppermint patty from the wrong angle, you end up with piss all over yourself.
Submitted by jake_plummer (user info) at 2003-08-11 00:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont know if i read the post right... but if i did plus 2!
...girls...pissing-contest...girls + pissing contest?...crazy, crazy, stuff!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2003-08-11 00:02:32 EDT (#)
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ive got a two word challeng for you, tina:
SWORD FIGHT.
bring it on.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-10 23:50:06 EDT (#)
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My mom makes my brother sit down when he's at home.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-10 23:49:30 EDT (#)
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My friends mom would put Cheerios into the toilet to help her son with his aim. Target practice, if you will. He had terrible aim.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-08-10 23:42:50 EDT (#)
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Bart do you ever spit into the toilet, or throw in a cigarette butt to give you something to aim at?
When I was a kid you could hear me from down the hall going "bewww! bewww!" pretending it was a lazer gun. . ..
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-08-10 23:37:07 EDT (#)
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You fucking rule.
I feel like I should confess to something now. When I'm in a public bathroom at a urinal, if there isn't anyone else in the bathroom, sometimes I will stand a few feet away from the urinal just to prove that "I've still got it". If you are in the bathroom at the same time as a friend, right after you start pissing, take a step or two back, look at your friend, and smile. Nothing can top the look on his face at that moment.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-10 22:33:42 EDT (#)
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But I am an excellent judge of character.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-10 22:28:53 EDT (#)
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I curse like a sailor.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-08-10 22:25:24 EDT (#)
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I would never marry Tina, she deserves far better. She's a saint and I already have reservations in hell. I'm a bad, bad person.
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-08-10 22:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Never fiddle
with your diddle
in the middle
of a piddle
or you might get your fingers wet.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-08-10 22:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who thinks Tina and Tim are gonna get married eventually?
So ironic...
btw Great post Nicole. Can you post these kinds of gems on weekday mornings instead of in the middle of the weekend when the site's readership is only half there at best anyway?
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-08-10 20:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
best line
What would my grandma think about such behavior? Ahh, she'd probably laugh her ass off.
you are a very funny Nicole.. i like
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-10 19:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does that make me COOL?
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-08-10 19:53:00 EDT (#)
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I don't care what you say Tina, you're a dirty little, naughty little, bad little girl.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-10 19:50:15 EDT (#)
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Okay, that was gross, but back in high school some guy actually told a girl to kneel down so he could piss in her mouth. My teacher was horrified.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-10 19:48:37 EDT (#)
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How about you kneel down and open your mouth and I'll see what she can do for ya.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-08-10 19:39:09 EDT (#)
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Tina, I will whup your sisters ass in a pissing contest. I'm an artist. Just last week I filled two 16 oz gatorade bottles during a bus ride. I transferred from one bottle to the other without getting a drop on my pants.
Plus I doubt anyone ever drank a bottle of your sister's piss.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-10 19:16:44 EDT (#)
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(They shaved their legs. All of them. My sister kicks ass.)
Drink, if you want to challenge my sister, she would be glad to KICK YOUR ASS.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-08-10 19:15:28 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty sure my sister has gotten the technique down pretty well...spurred on by her fellow Army buddies. (The same guys who dared her to eat Wasabi, which she did, and the same guys she made to shave their legs when she refused to shave hers for a year.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-08-10 19:05:14 EDT (#)
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This is the best post I've read in a long while.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-08-10 19:04:07 EDT (#)
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Nicole, this post is just awesome.
But I'm afraid you will never, never, ever in a million years outpiss me or any other self respecting man. I've got major ups. I've got more golden arches than McDonalds, baby! And I leave the fucking seat up too.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-08-10 18:45:40 EDT (#)
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""Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-10 16:37:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicole, you have reached a new level of awesomeness with this post.
will you pee on my stomach?""
lol, maybe you can teach her the proper way to pee in a fan after drinking everclear, hahahah!
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-08-10 17:37:06 EDT (#)
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Er, well done?! Maybe men will now have wet T-shirt competitions? Who knows what it could lead to!
I haven't read enough of the site you linked to, to have yet worked out whether you are being honest or satirical. Since it is Sunday evening and either way I have been entertained it doesn't really matter.
If it really is possible I'm going to practice before I go to my next music festival. I pissed my knickers trying to squat over a toilet at Glastonbury (it was far too disgusting to sit down on) and had to go commando for the rest of the day (and dispose of my urine-soaked underwear in a rubbish bin overflowing with fast food).
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-10 16:37:56 EDT (#)
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Nicole, you have reached a new level of awesomeness with this post.
will you pee on my stomach?
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2003-08-10 16:17:19 EDT (#)
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OK, so *I don't really want to give this post a +2, but the content is about women trying to
piss standing up and that's just fucking funny.
I used to be able to piss like ten feet away from me until I was 17 or so. I miss the days of
whipping it out and pissing so far away from me that my friends were amazed.
At the boyscout camp I went to, our "bunkhouse" didn't have a bathroom and was quite a ways
away from the nearest "rest facility" (read: shitty old outhouse). So we would open up the
back door and piss into the woods three feet away. The first time I did this, it was like I
was fucking superman or something. Everyone in our "cabin" came over to see me piss beyond
our vision - it was dark.
Women - keep on trying but I don't think you will ever be able to compensate for the manly
ability of being able to aim... up, down, left, right, angles even. Yes our pissing power is supreme and shall remain to be so.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2003-08-10 16:11:36 EDT (#)
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They were talking about this on The View a while ago.
The nightmarish images are still in my head.
(By the way, we're letting feminists win the 'war on men' so that we can get laid. There really isn't anything special about 'girl power.')
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-08-10 16:06:50 EDT (#)
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Just remember Nicole:
No matter how much you jump
or how much you dance
the last few drops
go in your pants.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-10 15:57:54 EDT (#)
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I don't beleive you.
Post video as proof.
Well done!