They Must Have Done Something Wrong (551 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1.07 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Kieron Deane (View user info) at 2008-07-28 08:17:51 EDT
Hi Uber Peeps,
After reading many, many articles on this site, it's about time I added my own contribution.
So I Present my First Post
Go easy on me haha
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This is A Story told by a very close friend of mine, which a collage friend of his told him in Confidence (haha), and as far as I know is completely true.
It all starts with a guy and girl (typical) and there both round the girl's house.
*I should point out that he went to London Oratory which is a very high profile school/collage, it's where people like the prime minister etc sends there kids. And most of em are all wealthy as fuck and come from posh backgrounds*
They were in the front room watching TV waiting for her parents to leave for a night out,
Upon the parents leaving, they get down to business. They go through the normal routine, kiss - feel - fuck etc when she comes out with this.
"I want you to fuck me in the ass"
Without a second thought he agrees and they get into position.
With a few failed attempts, he's finally in and they both going at it.
*It was at this point in the story being told to me that my friend came out with*
'Now they must have done something wrong', because she shit everywhere!
He was covered init, as was the couch in which there happenings took place.
They quickly started cleaning themselves up, when the front door opened.
Her parents had come home early and they were nowhere near finished cleaning up, so they took off upstairs to clean themselves up fully until they heard,
Father "Fucking hell, How did this happen!!!!"
They both came downstairs, And just like any honest well bought up teenager, they told them,
"The Dog Did it, we tried cleaning it up but it's not coming out"
A Week Later, They Put the Dog Down
User Reviews
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 09:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*cries*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-28 09:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.nymethod.com/oathmeal.jpg
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 09:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was only implying that Method is a fat loser.
Nothing more or less.
Urine is not involved.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-28 09:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you're splashing pee on the floor with that comment, Oathy.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 09:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Of course you HAD to fuck up my burn, didn't you FJ?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 09:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Really needs a life, badly, below.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-28 09:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
(schadenfreude)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-28 09:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haha
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-07-28 09:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-28 08:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This wasn't particularly good, but then again it wasn't completely awful.
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Your taste is completely awful.
Submitted by tmofw (user info) at 2008-07-28 09:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Even though you are a n00b
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-07-28 09:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is one of the oldest urban myths, but you still fucked it up.
The couch is supposed to white leather, and the dad kills the dog there and then.
Nice job, Kieron.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-28 08:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This wasn't particularly good, but then again it wasn't completely awful.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-28 08:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"collage"
FAIL
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2008-07-28 08:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Thats fuckin shitty....god I need a life....
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-07-28 08:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've got friends who've had the anal sex-shit thing happen to them, so I reckon it's kinda common. Something about too much lube I guess.
Also, filename
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-28 08:21:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I'd want my real name on this, too.