There is no Dana, only Zuul (1592 hits)
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Submitted by (V) (View user info) at 2008-07-28 10:23:25 EDT
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2008-08-06 22:57:16 EDT (#)
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next time if someone asks you if you are a god you say yes!!!!
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2008-07-29 17:52:21 EDT (#)
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How is this most heated?
I swear this place is a boggle sometimes.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-29 16:04:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-29 09:00:01 EDT (#)
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- 2 for lack of content, +2 because you made me think of Ghosbusters and prompted many reviews with some of my favoritest quotes.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-07-29 07:49:20 EDT (#)
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masterpiece
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2008-07-28 21:17:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-28 19:49:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:43:34 EDT (#)
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Hookhand would hit it. Zuul, I mean.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:31:33 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:09:12 EDT (#)
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Karate Kid III > Anything not involving your mom in night vision.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-07-28 15:18:15 EDT (#)
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Back off man! I'm a scientist!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-28 15:13:13 EDT (#)
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if you must be a dork, be the best dork you can be.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-28 14:36:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:41:38 EDT (#)
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hidden, this movie had Andre the Giant in it.
that alone should remove all questions from your mind.
plus I have this
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/popculture/9f70/
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You are a bigger dork than I am. congratulations. Kill yourself.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-28 14:13:09 EDT (#)
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CAKE OR DEATH!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-28 14:00:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:08:34 EDT (#)
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Scourge is fat
Shlongy is old and ugly
Method is greasy, morbidly obese and Greek
Myshit/Beano is a childish prick
Director is a hopeless drunk
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Hey! WTF did *I* do?
I don't drink anymore anyway, sockcock.
Jail/failure/starvation/homelessness has a way of sobering you up.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 13:22:12 EDT (#)
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unfunny below.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-28 13:16:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:07:47 EDT (#)
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Sorry Shlongy but typing quotes from the actual movie is no longer amusing on this post because as you can see, it's been done to death.
But then again, you ARE the master of unfunny so go right ahead.
Here's an idea: Why don't you shut the fuck up? No one likes you. And I'm not just talking about on Ubersite.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-28 13:11:12 EDT (#)
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Firefox > Back to the Future
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-28 13:00:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:08:34 EDT (#)
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Scourge is fat
Shlongy is old and ugly
Method is greasy, morbidly obese and Greek
Myshit/Beano is a childish prick
Director is a hopeless drunk
...and I can crumple anyone I want.
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TOP BILLING!
I knew he loved me best!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:50:09 EDT (#)
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hey, i said it wasn't a bad movie. it just wasn't cool enough for me to want to watch again.
and that line gets quoted so much that it drives me insane.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:41:38 EDT (#)
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hidden, this movie had Andre the Giant in it.
that alone should remove all questions from your mind.
plus I have this
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/popculture/9f70/
Fallen=awesome
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:38:25 EDT (#)
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but it's got buttercup and farm boy
so romantic
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:36:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:30:33 EDT (#)
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Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.
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will you people stop quoting that dumbass movie? maybe i'm just not as cool as everyone else, but i fail to see why everyone loves it so much. while it was not a bad movie, it certainly isn't the kind of movie i would watch more than once.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:33:15 EDT (#)
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Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:31:31 EDT (#)
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You're welcome.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:30:33 EDT (#)
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Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:27:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:26:29 CDT (#)
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Naked. I forgot to say naked.
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:25:18 CDT (#)
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Top Gun IS a great movie, if you're a complete closet case who likes to anoint himself with exotic oils while standing on a mirror.
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GODDAMMIT! I WAS GETTING READY TO GO GET SOME LUNCH!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:26:29 EDT (#)
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Naked. I forgot to say naked.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:25:18 EDT (#)
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Top Gun IS a great movie, if you're a complete closet case who likes to anoint himself with exotic oils while standing on a mirror.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:23:13 EDT (#)
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The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter Sobchak: That fucking bitch...
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:23:04 EDT (#)
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Back to the Future > Top Gun
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:20:45 EDT (#)
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Top Gun > Point Break
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:19:04 EDT (#)
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Point Break is the best movie ever made, and anyone who disagrees is by default a syphilitic horse-fucker.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:16:00 EDT (#)
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Very well then.
Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:13:05 EDT (#)
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HONEY, I SHRUNK THE CONTENT
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:07:47 EDT (#)
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Sorry Shlongy but typing quotes from the actual movie is no longer amusing on this post because as you can see, it's been done to death.
But then again, you ARE the master of unfunny so go right ahead.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:07:11 EDT (#)
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no, you meant me! you can suck it, you greek asshole!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:06:23 EDT (#)
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"Who are you guys?"
"We're the Ghostbusters"...
(Pause)
"Who does your taxes?"
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:05:13 EDT (#)
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dammit I meant shlongy
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:05:05 EDT (#)
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overpaid lawn jockey below
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:04:46 EDT (#)
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this isn't a ghostbuster quote, but something my buddy said last night.
i was out on the deck, having a smoke with a friend of mine and the conversation went something like this:
friend: i took a film lit class once. the professor asked me what my favorite movie was and i said "dumb and dumber".
me: no way! what did he say?
friend: he said that movie is too stupid to even watch.
me: so what did you say?
friend: i told him i thought it had a lot of good jokes.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:59:57 EDT (#)
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"The superintendent's gonna be pissed".
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:59:23 EDT (#)
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He slimed me.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:53:46 EDT (#)
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Gozer the Gozerian... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:44:13 EDT (#)
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OH WHO GIVES A FUCK THEY'RE TINY
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:41:19 EDT (#)
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but my eyes are blue...
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:34:24 EDT (#)
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http://whatscookingamerica.net/foto/Capers1.jpg
Method's just mad because I won't return his winks on match.com.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:33:39 EDT (#)
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The caper (Capparis spinosa L.) is a perennial spiny shrub that bears rounded, fleshy leaves and big white to pinkish-white flowers. A caper is also the pickled bud of this plant. The bush is native to the Mediterranean region, growing wild on walls or in rocky coastal areas throughout. The plant is best known for the edible bud and fruit (caper berry) which are usually consumed pickled.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:32:59 EDT (#)
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They're some sort of little green balls used for spices, I think, that are roughly the size of oathmeals dick
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:30:37 EDT (#)
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what the fuck are capers?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:27:11 EDT (#)
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HAH
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:24:57 EDT (#)
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Hidden101 is a self-righteous egomaniac with a pair of capers for eyeballs.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:23:39 EDT (#)
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Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:20:13 EDT (#)
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Obviously
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:20:02 EDT (#)
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eyes are the wrong distance apart
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:19:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:08:34 EDT (#)
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Scourge is fat
Shlongy is old and ugly
Method is greasy, morbidly obese and Greek
Myshit/Beano is a childish prick
Director is a hopeless drunk
...and I can crumple anyone I want.
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do me next!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:17:49 EDT (#)
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Method, you've made it very clear that you are not impressed by money.
So, I have to use my charm and wit to woo you.
I *DO* hope it's working.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:14:34 EDT (#)
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Not like you're spending the money on dates anyway, Casanova
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:12:37 EDT (#)
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Doctor Egon Spengler: I'm worried, Ray. All my readings point to something big on the horizon.
Winston Zeddemore: What do you mean, big?
Doctor Egon Spengler: Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
Winston Zeddemore: That's a big Twinkie.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:09:28 EDT (#)
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Oh and I just dropped $500 on a set of new home theater speakers. HUZZAH!!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:08:34 EDT (#)
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Scourge is fat
Shlongy is old and ugly
Method is greasy, morbidly obese and Greek
Myshit/Beano is a childish prick
Director is a hopeless drunk
...and I can crumple anyone I want.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:05:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:44:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:57:48 EDT (#)
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lol flaps
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:57:39 EDT (#)
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That's a lotta dead kittens.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:55:41 EDT (#)
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Every time someone quotes a Ghostbusters movie, God kills a kitten.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:53:19 EDT (#)
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This title got me excited, had there been any relatively funny / interesting Ghostbusters related content this would have been a +2.
Shame.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:50:32 EDT (#)
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Dr. Raymond Stantz: Don't look directly at the trap!
Dr. Egon Spengler: I looked at the trap, Ray!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:49:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-28 15:47:00 BST (#)
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Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
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I know men who, as boys, would say this as they peed into the same toilet.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:47:00 EDT (#)
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Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:45:52 EDT (#)
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I could have told you that, homo.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:44:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:43:32 EDT (#)
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I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:39:16 EDT (#)
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rosebud
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:38:11 EDT (#)
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Gozer the Gozerian... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:38:04 EDT (#)
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Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:36:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-07-28 15:25:10 BST (#)
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You are still very much a cunt.
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Thank god I didn't see THAT version.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:36:23 EDT (#)
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Dr. Egon Spengler: I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:35:15 EDT (#)
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Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true. This man has no dick.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:32:28 EDT (#)
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Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:32:05 EDT (#)
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Gee, I think all I got is acetylsalicylic acid, generic. See, I can get six hundred tablets of that for the same price as three hundred of a name brand. That makes good financial sense, good advice.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:31:58 EDT (#)
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"What are you supposed to be, some kind of cosmonaut?"
"No, we're exterminators. Somebody saw a cockroach up on 12."
"That's got to be some cockroach."
"Bite your head off."
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:31:19 EDT (#)
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Gozer: [after Ray orders her to re-locate] Are you a God?
[Ray looks at Peter, who nods]
Dr Ray Stantz: No.
Gozer: Then... DIE!
[Lightning flies from her fingers, driving the Ghostbusters to the edge of the roof and almost off; people below scream]
Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!
Dr. Peter Venkman: All right! This chick is TOAST!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:31:03 EDT (#)
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Hey, this is real smoked salmon from Nova Scotia, Canada, $24.95 a pound! It only cost me $14.12 after tax, though. I'm givin' this whole thing as a promotional expense, that's why I invited clients instead of friends.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:30:39 EDT (#)
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...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:29:59 EDT (#)
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"Let's show this prehistoric Bitch how we do things downtown!"
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:28:27 EDT (#)
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"Someone blows his nose and you want to KEEP it?"
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:27:59 EDT (#)
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calling all douchebags
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:25:44 EDT (#)
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Are you the keymaster?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:25:43 EDT (#)
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Ssshhh...do you smell something?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:25:10 EDT (#)
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You are still very much a cunt.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-28 10:24:51 EDT (#)
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