UberStats - Results are in!! (947 hits)
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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2008-07-28 15:53:57 EDT
Reference: http://www.ubersite.com/m/117770
There were 28 total responses.
Considering the initial survey post got about 850 hits, that's a 3% 'response rate' which isn't all that bad in comparison to current e-mail market research survey standards.
I ballparked the amount of active, current Ubersite users (those with a registered account that is verified) at 200.
Our sample size being 28, that puts us about about a 17.5% margin of error. That certainly isn't an ideal, but it DOES work for this study.
Enjoy the results.
Oh and I added a bonus question towards the end of the survey that, surprisingly, EVERYONE wanted to answer. I guess they felt strongly about the question.
I can see why.
User Reviews
Submitted by artemisia (user info) at 2008-08-05 10:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome post
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-01 05:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lame statistics - awesome
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-08-01 05:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dedication
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-29 15:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nerd.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-29 09:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Clearly no one was honest on #6.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-29 08:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy god do you have alot of time on your hands
good work.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-29 08:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-29 08:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-29 07:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Where are teh graphs?!?!
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Schnell! Space monkey! Get to work!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-07-29 07:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i just clicked on one of my own posts to see if the count on my user stats would go up but it did not.
6 away. 100k minus 6 to go.
THIS IS IMPORTANT. THIS MEANS SOMETHING.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-07-29 07:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i have been here nearly 4 years and i am 7 hits away from 100k. i am stellar.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-29 07:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Where are teh graphs?!?!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-29 06:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This survey was about as meaningful as a drunken snog in the kebab shop, and just as palatable.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-29 06:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I tried *so* hard to read this, I swear, but all I could see was 'geek, geek, geek, geek, geek...'
Tee hee :)
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-28 21:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
94.7% predicted that he would be having "The Swanson Dinner for One Salisbury Steak/Mac & Cheese" for dinner tonight
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Whoa, shlongy, I fuckin' love microwave dinners...
Whoa.
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-07-28 21:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my user name sucks, before emily told me so
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2008-07-28 21:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-28 20:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 20:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cuts to feel alive, below
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That's true. I'm all about the emo. Got the fringe AND the painc at the disco cd.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 20:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cuts to feel alive, below.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-28 20:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are such a dork.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-28 20:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU ARE GAY, GET THE FUCK OUT
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-07-28 20:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NORMAL MEAN DISTRIBUTION OF RESULTS FOLLOWING A PREDICTABLE BELL CURVE -STANDARD DEVIATION, +STATISTICAL ANOMOLIES FACTORING IN UBER;S PRE-DISPODSL FOR COMPLTE AND UUTER BULLSHIT MAKS THIS SURVEY FUCKING USELESS. ##
I APPROVE.,
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-28 19:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sample size sucks.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-28 19:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You've got far and away too much time on your hands.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't worry about Bob- he doesn't have to be a genius to know that you're a fucking zero with no life, fewer friends, and even less prospects.
It probably took him about a day to surmise that...which puts him only slightly behind the rest of Uber.
If I didn't think you were such a cockstick, I might have given you a +1 just for the bonus question...but I can't.
Because I don't like you at all.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I could take or leave his comments. They do nothing for me either way.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know why this "BobSandwich" character keeps on my ass but I have no fucking clue who he is and his 'comments' are growing tiresome.
Hopefully this moronic little noob shitstain will realize his place and STFU.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I am 100% serious about killing myself one day.
.44 magnum, direct shot to brainstem through back of mouth.
Anything else and I submit to the wanton will of fate and I will not allow that to happen.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My stats are in, too.
Let's see what they tell us.
94.7% predicted that he would be having "The Swanson Dinner for One Salisbury Steak/Mac & Cheese" for dinner tonight
How did these stats compare with yours, shitheel?
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THAT's ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE THE SALISBURY STEAK, DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, I laughed at the BONUS QUESTION, but that's only because SHLONGY is funny...not the pollster, or in this case, the polesmoker-er.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My stats are in, too.
Let's see what they tell us.
100% of the Uberers who responded said "Oathmeal's a fucking loser"
100% of the Uberers who responded also said "I wish he'd leave Uber once and for all".
99.8% of the Uberers who responded said "I wouldn't associate with that sick fucktard if he was the last person left on Earth"
100% correctly said that "Oathmeal has never had a girlfriend"
And 100% added "And I don't believe he'll ever have one".
94.7% predicted that he would be having "The Swanson Dinner for One Salisbury Steak/Mac & Cheese" for dinner tonight
102% of Uber respondents said "I have not nor would I ever email him", despite his daily "threats" to produce email transmissions from dozens of Uberites
50% Said he would die "By Suicide, if we are all so lucky"
While 50% thought that "They'd like to be the one that actually kills him".
How did these stats compare with yours, shitheel?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Very well liked.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Apollo I was under the impression that I had lots of friends on this site and that everyone pretty much liked me.
Is that not the case?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty interesting, pity so few people responded.
if you REALLY wanted to do this you could have got someone else to post the request for answers, that way all the 'rating the poster' people who don't like you (most of ubersite) would have joined in.
Great clear, understandable layout though, you are pretty good at this.
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Agreed.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty interesting, pity so few people responded.
if you REALLY wanted to do this you could have got someone else to post the request for answers, that way all the 'rating the poster' people who don't like you (most of ubersite) would have joined in.
Great clear, understandable layout though, you are pretty good at this.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Way to throw a fit.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
goofy-looking pillow-biting motherfucker below
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And you make fun of my suit from my pic calling me a nerd, with a gem like this (http://www.ubersite.com/m/117726) I see where you have room to talk.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
come on girls, behave!
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Confronted by Mormons for not being a Mormon (594 hits)
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Submitted by Bob Sandwich (View user info) at 2008-07-24 13:36:38 EDT
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Retal -2's makes the baby jesus happy.
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You go -2 my past post because yours sucks? Do you not understand that the points don't matter?
+2's don't make your little peepee any bigger or your pale, pasty skin and darker or less freckled. You were dealt the short straw in life, you need to learn to love yourself.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Please stop talking about your mouthparts, CockSandwich.
Your gayness is becoming even more apparent than when you decided to dress up in a waistcoat for your Ubersite camwhore.
JESUS I thought frankthebear had the Nerd market cornered but NO!!
A CHALLENGER APPEARS!
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:13:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lol@the Texas Scholar
What an overcompensating idiot of epic proportions.
Go back to pushing paper at your entry-level desk job you apish little bitch.
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You want to start in on the looks now?
What is that word for people who have orange hair, freckles, and pale skin?
It's on the tip of my tongue...
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I swear to god between you and Apollo I don't know who adds more to the level of 'moron' in the Lone Star State.
I'm willing to bet Apollo still has the lead.
BUT YOU ARE NOT FAR FROM HIM.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:13:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lol@the Texas Scholar
What an overcompensating idiot of epic proportions.
Go back to pushing paper at your entry-level desk job you apish little bitch.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have absolutely *no* idea what you're talking about.
That actually makes perfect sense considering the level of idiocy you've expressed in your first few posts here.
Keep thinking you'll ever be significant, cockaholic.
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Is that why you get so worked up, because you don't feel significant on Uber? If that is the feeling of belonging that you need so bad then you are sad. And speaking of n00b, you have been here a few months longer than me, you call me a n00b and you still think the points matter.
-2 Go Die
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:11:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
For the effort.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i work in statistics, that probably tells you enough.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have absolutely *no* idea what you're talking about.
That actually makes perfect sense considering the level of idiocy you've expressed in your first few posts here.
Keep thinking you'll ever be significant, cockaholic.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Makes popcorn and waits for Shlongy*
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Everything you ever wanted to know about GangsterSquid
User id: 33343
Registered on or around: 2008-04-07 09:43:59 EDT
# Messages posted: 33
# Reviews written: 1353
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 1659
# Hits: 30894
Average rating of all messages: 0.48
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Your alter is showing faggot
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about BobSandwich
User id: 33879
Registered on or around: 2008-07-09 18:15:50 EDT
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Your noob is showing, faggot.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-28 15:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
UberStats - Results are useless!!