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Submitted by <yogimus.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-11-30 01:53:00 EST
A rant of many Points.
1. To all you people who think that big brother is watching you: Here is a wakeup call. Big brother does NOT care about you. You are NOT important. At all. You might be important to the immediate people around you, but most of them don't care either. I am getting really tired of all of you "Conspiracy Theorists", Minority groups, and paranoid wackos thinking the man is out to get you. Get over yourself. You are a mindless drone to 99% of the people you meet. And a self indulged asshole. Have a nice day, and move on.
2. People who think President Bush is the root of all evil: It must have been nice growing up in a Faerie Tale. But you are an adult. You don't live at home now. (Actually, you probably do) There is no all encompassing evil embodied in ANYONE. If you think things are fucked up, that's fine. Do yourself a favor and find out WHY things are fucked up. Don't listen to one or two people giving you a scapegoat. Sure it is easy to blame one person, because then you never have to confront the actual problem. Running around waving dumb assed signs only lets the world know you are an idiot. Remember: Those too stupid to fix something are the ones that protest.
3. Parents who refuse to take responsibility for ANYTHING. They are your crotch spawn, and they reflect directly on you. If you refuse to be a parent, do NOT blame your children's actions on other influences. If you say TV is a big influence on your child, you are also saying that you are a SMALL influence. Do not be surprised if I Bitchsmack your little hellion for inconveniencing me. And if you come crying to me about it, I might do just about anything to you.
4. People who blame violence on video games: Ok so like in the past 20 years, 4 or 5 incidents of violence were linked to video games. Now in all honesty, those people were teetering on the edge. If it wasn't video games, it would have been something else that put them over. Now comes the uncomfortable question of "Where did junior get a gun?"
5. People above the age of 25 who live with their parents: You are VERY close to becoming a failure. MOVE OUT NOW. What ever excuse you have is BAD. Unless you are a completely non-functioning cripple, MOVE OUT! OR KILL YOURSELF! Your parents will thank you!
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