3 in one day = bad.... but it's for poop-eating! (3856 hits)
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Submitted by Squirrelly Girl (View user info) at 2008-07-30 12:49:19 EDT
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-08-03 11:38:03 EDT (#)
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200!
HTH, GWS! ^_^
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-08-03 11:37:27 EDT (#)
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199...
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2008-08-03 02:09:57 EDT (#)
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die.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-08-02 21:56:23 EDT (#)
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You look pretty and pretty young too.
Hopefully you'll get your poop-eating.
Live well.
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2008-08-02 15:14:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:33:15 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry, I can't even begin to be arsed anymore.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-08-01 14:15:07 EDT (#)
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i don't understand the picture. i'm sure it's because i don't spend near as much time on this site as you all do. maybe link to explain inside jokes or arguments so people with lives can understand?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-01 13:53:33 EDT (#)
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blast phase good or bad?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-08-01 07:18:45 EDT (#)
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Word.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-08-01 04:27:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-08-01 01:10:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:56:54 EDT (#)
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I'm serious. I'm not leaving this post until I either get cookies, or someone eats their own poop.
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I want this on a T-shirt.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-01 00:08:58 EDT (#)
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i bet it took ages to shave that mouse
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:56:54 EDT (#)
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I'm serious. I'm not leaving this post until I either get cookies, or someone eats their own poop.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-07-31 20:36:55 EDT (#)
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im confused.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:00:28 EDT (#)
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Uberboard: http://www.nymethod.com/1greek1cup.htm Why doesn't this link work?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:09:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:17:14 EDT (#)
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Squirrelly -- One of those two idiots is spoofing my e-mail address.
I've traced their IP to Manchester.
Anyone recognize either of them??
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We'd need photos for that surely?
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:07:57 EDT (#)
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http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2008/07/31/nanoparticles-cancer-cell.html
Well, I saw that on Discovery News... That would be cool, right? Tiny nanobots challenging cancer cells to battles to the death, and dragging the cancer cells out by the scruffs of their cellular necks? Because I think that would be awesome.
You should get ovarian cancer just so you can have a glow-in-the-dark stomach like that mouse. And then post pictures of it.
I'd do it, but I'm... busy.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:52:09 EDT (#)
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Cant think of anything to say
<waves>
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:31:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-31 15:33:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-07-31 14:54:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-31 15:21:01 BST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:14:58 EDT (#)
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Seriously, how old are you? You look like you could be my wife's younger sister, and she's only 24.
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I'm 25 (26 in November hopefully hehe). I've always looked young. I get carded ALL the time. Except when I go into restaraunts in a wheelchair. It's like waiters feel guilty carding a 90lb bald chick. Sometimes, for fun, while they take my order I'll shake slightly or ask for things like boiled potatos or mooshed carrots.
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HAHAHAHA I fucking love you! Lets not have lots of cancer babies! Fucking sterility fucking up a good phrase...*rabblerabblemurmergrumbleroarweeeeepsqueeeeeee*
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Yay! Cancer babies! I always wanted to have kids and you seem like a good male specimen. Besides, don't two Cancer cancel each other out?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-31 15:33:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-07-31 14:54:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-31 15:21:01 BST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:14:58 EDT (#)
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Seriously, how old are you? You look like you could be my wife's younger sister, and she's only 24.
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I'm 25 (26 in November hopefully hehe). I've always looked young. I get carded ALL the time. Except when I go into restaraunts in a wheelchair. It's like waiters feel guilty carding a 90lb bald chick. Sometimes, for fun, while they take my order I'll shake slightly or ask for things like boiled potatos or mooshed carrots.
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HAHAHAHA I fucking love you! Lets not have lots of cancer babies! Fucking sterility fucking up a good phrase...*rabblerabblemurmergrumbleroarweeeeepsqueeeeeee*
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:48:10 EDT (#)
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suprised you have eyebrows and eyelashes if you are on chemo
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:17:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:41:37 EDT (#)
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maybe i missed it somewhere but.... what kind of cancer do you have and what is your prognosis? just curious.
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Chronic Myelogenous Leukemia and it's in blast phase. Woot!
We're exploring options right now that before we thought futile - I'll keep you posted. :)
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:09:00 EDT (#)
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http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-grammar-fail.jpg
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:52:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:09:26 EDT (#)
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Scat cookies for everyone!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:46:05 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty sure you're going to hell for that.
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:41:41 EDT (#)
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I say that you just give up and submit to your inevitable demise :(
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:41:37 EDT (#)
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maybe i missed it somewhere but.... what kind of cancer do you have and what is your prognosis? just curious.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:29:46 EDT (#)
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that's pretty shitty.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:28:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 15:22:54 BST (#)
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F.J. - tell me you're kidding.
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Just leave it man. Its not worth it.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:28:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:25:50 EDT (#)
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Serious question:
Do eyelashes fall out?
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Oh they most CERTAINLY do. But they grow back pretty quickly - at least mine did. What I lost first were my eyebrows which STILL aren't coming in right (not sure if you can tell in this pic but they are mostly drawn on and still look sparse).
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:26:54 EDT (#)
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It's certainly not going to Method. That cocktease.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:26:41 EDT (#)
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You're just so young to be so sick.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:25:54 EDT (#)
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It's okay, at least it's not the other way around. My little sister, who's about 6'2 (much taller than me), is constantly mistaken for my older sister... who's 41. She absolutely hates it.
I feel bad now.
I'M GOING TO SEND YOU THAT COMPROMISING PICTURE OF DERKINS ANYWAY.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:25:50 EDT (#)
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Serious question:
Do eyelashes fall out?
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:24:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:24:29 EDT (#)
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25!? :o(
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What's wrong with being 25? :(
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:24:29 EDT (#)
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25!? :o(
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:22:54 EDT (#)
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F.J. - tell me you're kidding.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:21:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:14:58 EDT (#)
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Seriously, how old are you? You look like you could be my wife's younger sister, and she's only 24.
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I'm 25 (26 in November hopefully hehe). I've always looked young. I get carded ALL the time. Except when I go into restaraunts in a wheelchair. It's like waiters feel guilty carding a 90lb bald chick. Sometimes, for fun, while they take my order I'll shake slightly or ask for things like boiled potatos or mooshed carrots.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:20:39 EDT (#)
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I know Gavin Ditchfield...he doesn't come on here much anymore.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:19:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:17:14 EDT (#)
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Squirrelly -- One of those two idiots is spoofing my e-mail address.
I've traced their IP to Manchester.
Anyone recognize either of them??
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Wait, are you Berty?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:17:14 EDT (#)
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Squirrelly -- One of those two idiots is spoofing my e-mail address.
I've traced their IP to Manchester.
Anyone recognize either of them??
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:14:58 EDT (#)
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Seriously, how old are you? You look like you could be my wife's younger sister, and she's only 24.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:11:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:07:52 EDT (#)
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person: Phill Magill
address: Opal Telecommunications Plc
address: Northbank Industrial Estate
address: Irlam
address: Manchester
address: M44 5BL
address: United Kingdom
phone: +44 161 222-2000
fax-no: +44 161 222-2008
e-mail: pmagill.at.opaltelecom.co.uk
nic-hdl: PM58-RIPE
mnt-by: OPAL-MNT
source: RIPE # Filtered
person: Gavin Ditchfield
address: Opal Telecommunications Plc
address: Northbank Industrial Estate
address: Irlam
address: Manchester
address: M44 5BL
address: United Kingdom
phone: +44 161 222-2000
fax-no: +44 161 222-2008
e-mail: gditchfield.at.opaltelecom.co.uk
nic-hdl: GD1052-RIPE
mnt-by: OPAL-MNT
source: RIPE # Filtered
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Is that geek code? I don't get it...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:09:26 EDT (#)
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Scat cookies for everyone!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:07:52 EDT (#)
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person: Phill Magill
address: Opal Telecommunications Plc
address: Northbank Industrial Estate
address: Irlam
address: Manchester
address: M44 5BL
address: United Kingdom
phone: +44 161 222-2000
fax-no: +44 161 222-2008
e-mail: pmagill.at.opaltelecom.co.uk
nic-hdl: PM58-RIPE
mnt-by: OPAL-MNT
source: RIPE # Filtered
person: Gavin Ditchfield
address: Opal Telecommunications Plc
address: Northbank Industrial Estate
address: Irlam
address: Manchester
address: M44 5BL
address: United Kingdom
phone: +44 161 222-2000
fax-no: +44 161 222-2008
e-mail: gditchfield.at.opaltelecom.co.uk
nic-hdl: GD1052-RIPE
mnt-by: OPAL-MNT
source: RIPE # Filtered
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:07:39 EDT (#)
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Stay, but bake me cookies.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:07:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:05:58 EDT (#)
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Well if you guys really want me to, I will, but remember, no more scathing, witty reviews from me!
Maybe I'll take a vote, but I'm very much loved around here (I'm like the Elvis of Ubersite), so I'm sure the response will be an overwhelming, resounding "STAY!"
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I vote for stay - even though you were always mean to me I still find you entertaining.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:05:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-31 07:14:46 EDT (#)
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It's a shame you're dying. You would get it everywhere. Not seen your body though. You're not fat are you? No, cancer and fat don't really work together, do they? It makes you skinny, right?
Yeah, I'd so do you.
Those aren't amazing cancer drugs in your mouth then? Weak.
You know, if you stopped coming on here, we'd all think you'd died. That would funny as hell.
Let us know if you reckon you're about to die, a dying words post would be awesome.
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Actually I've always been a chubby girl - but it's hard to define chubby these days because all those BBW women use words like "Chubby" or "Voluptuos" to describe themselves.
But now I'm a skeleton, kind of in a Nicole Richie way.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:05:58 EDT (#)
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Well if you guys really want me to, I will, but remember, no more scathing, witty reviews from me!
Maybe I'll take a vote, but I'm very much loved around here (I'm like the Elvis of Ubersite), so I'm sure the response will be an overwhelming, resounding "STAY!"
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:03:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:01:35 EDT (#)
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Does this mean Method now has to 'retire' from uber?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117870#2753793
I don't see how he has any other choice.
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In Method's defense someone he knew was claiming to be me - so he was almost 100% sure I wasn't... well... me! Maybe a less severe punishment than excommunication?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:01:35 EDT (#)
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Does this mean Method now has to 'retire' from uber?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117870#2753793
I don't see how he has any other choice.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-31 09:58:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-31 09:46:35 EDT (#)
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If Method posts pictures of himself eating poop, I've got pictures of Susie Derkins that she doesn't want anyone to see.
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METHOD GODDAMMIT GET ON IT!!!!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-31 09:58:23 EDT (#)
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No. You went through all that work, and no one is eating their own poop to entertain me. All I want is for someone to eat their own stool. Or maybe bake me cookies. At this point, I'll take what I can get.
If anyone eats their own poop or bakes me cookies, I'll post that picture of Susie Derkins she doesn't want anyone to see.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-31 09:54:07 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I fell asleep :(
Did I miss the scatty-goodness?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-31 09:46:35 EDT (#)
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If Method posts pictures of himself eating poop, I've got pictures of Susie Derkins that she doesn't want anyone to see.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-31 09:41:56 EDT (#)
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so apparently I missed a few things... the reviews were entertaining.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-31 07:14:46 EDT (#)
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It's a shame you're dying. You would get it everywhere. Not seen your body though. You're not fat are you? No, cancer and fat don't really work together, do they? It makes you skinny, right?
Yeah, I'd so do you.
Those aren't amazing cancer drugs in your mouth then? Weak.
You know, if you stopped coming on here, we'd all think you'd died. That would funny as hell.
Let us know if you reckon you're about to die, a dying words post would be awesome.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-31 06:28:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-31 11:06:26 BST (#)
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If I had the mildest interest in your opinion I'd come up with a retort as witty as your insult deserves.
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OOoh get you ;)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-31 06:10:37 EDT (#)
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I just wanted to know if Method ate poop.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-31 06:06:26 EDT (#)
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If I had the mildest interest in your opinion I'd come up with a retort as witty as your insult deserves.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-31 05:40:39 EDT (#)
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fuck, you are even gayer than me Mr Bell.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-31 04:08:02 EDT (#)
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You have lovely eyes :o)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-31 02:03:14 EDT (#)
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POOP.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-07-31 00:53:31 EDT (#)
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Method is waiting for the morning shit, it's the best one of the day.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-30 23:58:39 EDT (#)
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icarus has been cracking me up all day with this shit
no pun intended
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-30 23:38:51 EDT (#)
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This is lame. Almost 11 and no poop yet.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-30 19:33:20 EDT (#)
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My poop smells like chamomile.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-30 19:32:07 EDT (#)
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Can we hurry up and 1greek1cup this shit, I already have a semi.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-30 19:29:58 EDT (#)
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You sick bastard. Do you know what happens if kittens don't poop? The toxins leach out from their swollen intestines into their tiny, fuzzy bodies. They fucking die. Here the Squirrel Lady is posting pictures of herself with plastic cylinders in her mouth, and you're talking about Method eating dead kittens.
Everything poops. You poop. I poop. My wife poops rainbows and ice cream sandwiches. It's how we keep our systems clean and also monochromatic. If we didn't poop we'd all be dead. Method eating his own poop is a part of the natural, healthy process of life. I'VE BEEN COMING HERE SINCE 10 AM AND YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:54:04 EDT (#)
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really really serves me right for mentioning scat. way to take the ball and run with it guys.
let's talk about kittens. nice kittens. good, fluffy cute, non pooping kittens.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:44:08 EDT (#)
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What about the emails, Bret, you fucking cockeater?
BTW-You have hurled more "threats" around Uber than the rest of Uber combined.
What are you, 13?
You'll get yours, big boy.
Oh, and THANKS for bringing those old emails back to the front page, asshole.
YOU ARE SO CLEVER AND CONNIVING!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:36:32 EDT (#)
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Method, get online you greek asshole. i need to talk to you.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:28:47 EDT (#)
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You wouldn't say that if he had his original bone marrow
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:27:18 EDT (#)
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TTOM is such an compassionate fellow.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:27:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:17:25 EDT (#)
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Whatever works for you, Hidden. ...my point was, there are less invasive, scientifically sound methods of regulating one's digestion.(fiber, veggies, water, etc blah blah) In no way is a colonic considered medical treatment. It's part of the whole bullshit alterna-therapy pseudoscience world. IMO.
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i agree 100%. i'm very skeptical. i don't buy any of the hippy alternative medicine stuff. and i don't believe in any way that this is a medical treatment. i just want to try it because like i said, i have lots of time and lots of money and i have been feeling like my bowels have been fucked up pretty bad for a while now and i eat healthy and exercise (although not near as much as i used to). i drink a ton of water and i eat vegetables and get more fiber in my diet than most people do.
i may not believe hippy holistic medicine, but i also don't believe every licensed medical doctor knows what they are doing either. you have to basically figure things out on your own sometimes.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:26:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-30 22:18:57 BST (#)
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Are we just keeping this post warm until Squirrelly Girl wakes up from her nap -
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Unless of course its the big dirt-nap
You know, youd think Id be more sympathetic.
*shrug, walk off hands in pockets, whistling*
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:26:03 EDT (#)
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Hahaha, true.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:25:10 EDT (#)
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Method said he was going to EAT his own shit, not drink it.
We need to hold him to his obligations here.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:23:12 EDT (#)
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Oh no no no. We have been waiting all day for this. Just go get some Taco Bell, some McDonalds and some Popeyes (Or KFC), chow down, and wait about a half hour.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:21:31 EDT (#)
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A spork, and this laxative says it takes 6-12 hours to kick in, so you guys go on ahead without me, I'll catch up
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:20:58 EDT (#)
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Redskies humor pool has finally dried up completely.
We all knew this day would come.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:19:34 EDT (#)
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Method!
Are you going to perform coprophagia now?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:19:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 22:17:54 BST (#)
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So if I dyed my hair BLACK or some other color equally as manly, would I cease to be fodder for your craptastic insults?
WHAT THEN?
Wormholes might open? Worlds might collide?
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ask michael jackson?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:19:14 EDT (#)
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Method - are you planning on using a spoon or a fork?
Just thought I'd ask.
<3
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:18:57 EDT (#)
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Are we just keeping this post warm until Squirrelly Girl wakes up from her nap -
Or are we all just waiting on Method?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:17:54 EDT (#)
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So if I dyed my hair BLACK or some other color equally as manly, would I cease to be fodder for your craptastic insults?
WHAT THEN?
Wormholes might open? Worlds might collide?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:17:52 EDT (#)
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The Shlongy/Oathmeal drama almost rivals the Squattail/Fetish drama.
ALMOST.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:17:25 EDT (#)
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Whatever works for you, Hidden. ...my point was, there are less invasive, scientifically sound methods of regulating one's digestion.(fiber, veggies, water, etc blah blah) In no way is a colonic considered medical treatment. It's part of the whole bullshit alterna-therapy pseudoscience world. IMO.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:15:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:11:46 EDT (#)
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Fuck you, "Bret".
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Well, looks like the gloves are off, Jeff.
How much farther do you want to go here?
Want to race for pinks or what?
The nerve you have for calling ME rude...is astonishing. You embody the word. Fuck you for ever thinking you could get away with being such a constant prick around here without suffering some form of ramification.
I know I have. Perhaps it's your turn?
I'm not making threats, just playing the same game you are.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, yea I felt ALMOST as good as you did earlier when you decided to start throwing names around.
Between that and your obsessive activity here I don't know why I don't just LEAVE for those reasons ALONE.
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If this happens, I will worship Shlongy like a god.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 22:12:25 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously though, redskies.
Between your bad teeth, Ethiopian frame, poor eyesight and atrocious facial hair, how on EARTH do you manage to actually get out of bed in the morning without being racked with depression?
I'm genuinely curious.
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It's simple. I run my hand through my luxurious hair and praise my Non ginger locks. Isn't that obvious?
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
::grabs more popcorn::
Camping on this post is the most fun I've had at work today.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
colonics are pretty much a waste of time+ $.
human beings have been shitting just fine for millions of years without gallons of water being forcibly injected into their intestines.
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i have lots of time and lots of money, so it's not a waste for me. and i *haven't* been shitting fine, so i wanted to see if this does anything.
poop!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously though, redskies.
Between your bad teeth, Ethiopian frame, poor eyesight and atrocious facial hair, how on EARTH do you manage to actually get out of bed in the morning without being racked with depression?
I'm genuinely curious.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you, "Bret".
That ONE review was in response to your CONSTANT bullshit about me sending you emails. Which is one of the BIGGEST lies that you tell on a daily basis. I'm sure it's not the only one.
I just did the stats:
I've used your first name TWICE in 3 years. (It makes me sick to even say the word "Bret".)
Uber, as a whole, has used your name 4,623,992 times.
What can we conclude from this?
That you are a fucking hypocritical asshole , with a very low IQ.
One day, you will be forced to pay for your rudeness and stupidity.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ah Yo Momma jokes.
It's like Oscar Wilde is on Uber.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kind of like what you are to your mother, Redskies?
Makes sense to me.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I had a ginger child, I would drop it from a tree until it got alopecia. And that's because I CARE.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ginger is not an insult.
It's a terrible terrible karmic consequence.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So is 'ginger' but apparently no one told YOU that.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Faggot is such a rubbish insult.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy are you a fucking IDIOT?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117796#2751118
I seem to remember you bitching at me for using YOUR name in a review so you MIGHT want to keep your shit straight, faggot.
Just keep crap like this in mind any time you think someone is 'stalking you' you fucking dipshit.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
colonics are pretty much a waste of time+ $.
human beings have been shitting just fine for millions of years without gallons of water being forcibly injected into their intestines.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
speaking of poop, i just scheduled a colonic. this will be my first one. i want to see if it's bullshit or not.
at least this won't be the first time a phallic object that squirts liquid is shoved up my ass!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-30 17:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, yea I felt ALMOST as good as you did earlier when you decided to start throwing names around.
When the fuck have I ever "thrown a real name around"???
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hah
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Whats black and white and goes hungry?
Heath Ledger's cat
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just doing it to pay for school, below.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-07-30 15:27:41 CDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You know what I hate, people that go on and on about their cancer.
*cough*
...what?
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Bloody hell this is great!! You two really need to team up.
TToM and Squirrelly Girl, the Uber Scotish/American Cancer Rage Brigade.
This is so joy making, I'm happy dancing!
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:30:37 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Speaking of scat where the hell is Method?
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Probably squatting over a tupperware bowl.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Speaking of scat where the hell is Method?
_________________
Probably squatting over a tupperware bowl.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
but ttom, dude! this means you have a sidekick!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You know what I hate, people that go on and on about their cancer.
*cough*
...what?
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Speaking of scat where the hell is Method?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that's like saying you can't have scat without the poop.
i'll skip both thanks.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
do you seriously eat grape nuts? it's like clumpy dust with a side of saw dust. it doesn't even taste good warmed up.
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Can't have grape nut pudding without the grape nuts.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care what you say - a bowl of grape nuts with vitamin D milk and two tablespoons of sugar is fucking CRACK.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOW THANKS FOR KILLING IT REDSKIES YOU FUCKING PRICK.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:23:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wiki!
The original formula for Grape-Nuts called for grape sugar, which is composed mostly of glucose unlike most other sugar sources and food sweeteners which are principally sucrose. This, combined with the "nutty" flavor of the cereal inspired its name. But some employees at Post claim that the cereal got its name because the tiny nuggets resemble grape seeds or grape "nuts".
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
do you seriously eat grape nuts? it's like clumpy dust with a side of saw dust. it doesn't even taste good warmed up.
kashi go lean crunch or basic four, give your tastebuds a break man. that's just cruel.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grape-Nuts
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, serious question:
Does anyone know why it's called Grape Nuts?
I mean, there are no grapes and no nuts.
So...I mean, wtf?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
zofran is the bee's knees. or is it bees' knees? Whatever.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:(
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And Redskies...seriously, you are a laughable little man and I care absolutely nothing for anything you have to say.
Not only have you failed to ever entertain me, but your comments are almost always painfully boring and your disgusting camwhores only make me happy I'm not pasty, thin and incapable of growing a full beard.
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I've just checked my list of objectives. Making you laugh is sadly not on the list. As for the personal comments, you do realise you're ginger right? Have you noticed? It's pretty horrifying man.
*shudders*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok sadly, all i could think was that steroids prevent you from growing a full beard too because they up your estrogen levels and if you have a peepee that's a bad thing.
so shlongy can i have some money now?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 16:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, yea I felt ALMOST as good as you did earlier when you decided to start throwing names around.
Between that and your obsessive activity here I don't know why I don't just LEAVE for those reasons ALONE.
And Redskies...seriously, you are a laughable little man and I care absolutely nothing for anything you have to say.
Not only have you failed to ever entertain me, but your comments are almost always painfully boring and your disgusting camwhores only make me happy I'm not pasty, thin and incapable of growing a full beard.
Now WHERE'S MY PROTEIN SHAKE
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2008-07-30 15:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<3... " be good, and if you can't be good" (response) "..don't get caught" ... what I say to my kids as they go out the front door
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-30 15:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did it make you feel like a big man digging up those old posts, you incredible faggot?
I'm sure you're all puffed out right about now. LOOOOOOOOOOser.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-30 15:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've not always agreed with Shlongy, but on the issue of Oathmeal, I agree completely.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-30 15:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
btw you apparently live maybe half an hour from method, so watch your bumhole. he's a bit rough.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-30 15:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 20:48:58 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Redskies you are a weak, unintelligent little faggot.
Nothing you could ever say to anyone could ever be construed as worthwhile.
So shut your nerdy fucking mouth and get back to your WoW session you pathetic loser.
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But not a ginger? Think that means I win.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-30 15:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait a second: RATINGS = love???? I had no idea!
Wow, you really ARE a 'success"....i had it all wrong the entire time.
Hey dipshit...a year into Uber, I had a -1.something rating...which I was going for the entire time.
I still am.
Now, care to take me up on a Uber vote- the loser leaves Uber.
Of course, it would be hard to throw out the votes from you and your 34 alters but I'd STILL take the chance.
Unfortunately, even after you get your ugly ass voted off of Uber Island, you'd just return under one of those same alters, fucking LOOOOOOOser.
You're a pathetic piece of shit. When are you gonna come kick my ass, Coward?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-30 15:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
contemplating method's karma is a mindfuck even for buddha.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-30 15:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just here for the shit eating.
The Shlongy/Oathmeal quarrel is rather entertaining also.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-30 15:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also - Shlongy is a reviewing machine
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 15:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Redskies you are a weak, unintelligent little faggot.
Nothing you could ever say to anyone could ever be construed as worthwhile.
So shut your nerdy fucking mouth and get back to your WoW session you pathetic loser.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-30 15:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just read these posts.
I hope you get well.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-30 15:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy has his share of haters, but I don't think he has a host of alters +2ing his own posts.
Oathmeal on the other hand...
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 15:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quick comparison:
Everything you ever wanted to know about Shlongy
User id: 10879
Registered on or around: 2004-08-02 17:37:55 EDT
# Messages posted: 129
# Reviews written: 41168
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 12450
# Hits: 308956
Average rating of all messages: 0.39
VS
Everything you ever wanted to know about GangsterSquid
User id: 33343
Registered on or around: 2008-04-07 09:43:59 EDT
# Messages posted: 34
# Reviews written: 1454
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 1751
# Hits: 32304
Average rating of all messages: 0.55
As hated as I am, I STILL am rated higher than you are.
BOY THAT MUST FUCKING SUCK, HUH SHLONGY?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-30 15:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Produce one email, faggot.
Make THAT your next post...It can't be any less interesting than your last 43 posts, you lying piece of shit.
In the meantime, stop reviewing posts. No one wants to read anything that you have to say. Not one person.
Not even sico.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-30 15:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wish I had that email.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 15:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, this is actually getting sort of creepy, seriously.
Every time you log on to Ubersite you go straight for my posts and comments. It's actually growing pretty fucking tiresome.
If you're trying to prove you're funnier or more scathing than I am then that makes perfect sense but that wouldn't quite explain the bevy of threatening e-mails, now would it?
Fucking moron. Go away.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-30 15:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No one gives a fuck what you think, Linus.
Replace his name with yours and you finally got one right, shitface.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-30 14:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would listen to Skrap. Score a couple of ounces, drive out to the Hamptons and clear your mind.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-30 14:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Molly Ringwald eyes.
I'd smoke you up anytime.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-30 14:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
email me your address and i'll bake some special brownies for you and send 'em.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-30 14:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Turns it avacado green. Trust me. In college I lived off crushed up sweet tarts, warheads, and tart n tiny's with unsweetened kool aid powder poured on top. Ate it like cereak.
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sweet merciful god.
your dentist must drive a Bentley!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-30 14:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Weed is very good for reducing nausea and making you hungry. It's highly recommended.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 14:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-30 14:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.nymethod.com/oathmeal.jpg
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 14:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117870#2753793
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117870#2753793
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117870#2753793
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117870#2753793
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117870#2753793
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117870#2753793
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117870#2753793
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117870#2753793
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117870#2753793
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117870#2753793
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117870#2753793
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117870#2753793
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117870#2753793
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117870#2753793
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-30 14:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-30 14:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh George... what have you gotten yourself into...
and yes, rockin' the gange does indeed help with the nausea better than any pills they will prescribe you.
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I'm afraid I've never had the pleasure of "Rocken the Gange". I wouldn't even know how to go about getting it, aside from an RX. Is it legal in NY with an RX?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-30 14:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quiet Hidden, I'm trying to poo here
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-30 14:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh George... what have you gotten yourself into...
and yes, rockin' the gange does indeed help with the nausea better than any pills they will prescribe you.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Turns it avacado green. Trust me. In college I lived off crushed up sweet tarts, warheads, and tart n tiny's with unsweetened kool aid powder poured on top. Ate it like cereak.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ex-lax. Also, some peanuts for texture and a few packets of lemon kool-aid for color.
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Lemon kool-aid? Really?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a little backed up
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NO PUN INTENDED!!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ex-lax. Also, some peanuts for texture and a few packets of lemon kool-aid for color.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Squirrelly! You know that kicking back and smoking a fatty also helps with the nausea, right?
In other tangentally related news, Cheech and Chong are getting back together.
Good news for some, but then again I think that the only people who really find C&C humor funny are hopeless potheads.
I know a guy who sounds (and speaks) like Tommy Chong. His name is Mark. Mark is frequently heard to say, "Oh. Like. Wow. Man."
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a little backed up, you pushy bastard, give me some time here
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where is anyone eating poo? I've been on here since like 10 trying to get someone to eat poo, and no one has yet. :( It's like I'm not as big of a player on this site as I thought I was.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so..you have aids?
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For the diabetes. What with all the cancer patients and happiness and hope in the face of adversity and family cuddliness and such. If you're going to be a regular here, you should probably be more jaded, surly and childish. Blaming Method's wang for your cancer is a good start. You could follow up by blaming his mom for herpes leaving Greece.
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Awe, but Method is such a big fluffy wuffy teddybear-head! He just attacks me in hopes of distracting me from my sadness... right Circe? Besides, Method eats poo. How can you hate a man who eats poo?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So are we done? May I continue to write things that pop into my head without being called an alter?
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I'm not sure my HMO will cover that much insulin.
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Insulin? For what?
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For the diabetes. What with all the cancer patients and happiness and hope in the face of adversity and family cuddliness and such. If you're going to be a regular here, you should probably be more jaded, surly and childish. Blaming Method's wang for your cancer is a good start. You could follow up by blaming his mom for herpes leaving Greece.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, this is entertaining.
*set up tent*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHn1n0JJiFc
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well i have no idea whats going on!
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So are we done? May I continue to write things that pop into my head without being called an alter?
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I'm not sure my HMO will cover that much insulin.
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Insulin? For what?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So are we done? May I continue to write things that pop into my head without being called an alter?
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I'm not sure my HMO will cover that much insulin.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh good god.
Go back to 4chan you fucking imbecile.
Keep that stupid chanmeme bullshit over there.
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I thought it was apropos.
You're just the cutest little instigator.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How could anyone say this is fake? Who's going to keep photographing a pill bottle from different angles just so they can superimpose it on various things? What are the chances that someone's going to just randomly come across different angles of the same pill bottle?
This is real.
Or maybe it's not and someone's just really bored and clever.
Either way, Method should have to eat his own poop.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, this is a serious writer's forum
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh good god.
Go back to 4chan you fucking imbecile.
Keep that stupid chanmeme bullshit over there.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No one gives a fuck what you think, Linus
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LAWL
Obvious troll is obvious.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
zip those pants back up X
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What nice brown eyes you have! But this picture would have been better had you rotated the pill bottle so that the head--I mean, cap--was in your mouth.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Google servers just crashed due to countless people searching for images of
girl +pill bottle +in +mouth
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:01:46 EDT (#)
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So are we done? May I continue to write things that pop into my head without being called an alter?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 13:00:39 EDT (#)
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No one gives a fuck what you think, Linus.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-30 12:58:04 EDT (#)
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On a lighter note... You have slightly bonk eyes.
I'd rather not see anyone eat poop. It would be like watching my folks shag - I'd be scarred.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-30 12:57:04 EDT (#)
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Truthfully, I didn't expect this to actually happen.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-07-30 12:55:52 EDT (#)
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LOL.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-30 12:55:39 EDT (#)
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Just waiting on the coprophagia now.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-07-30 12:55:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-30 12:51:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-30 12:50:20 EDT (#)
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Hopefully we can put this one to bed now.
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Agreed.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-30 12:55:05 EDT (#)
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Good for you, girl!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 12:54:59 EDT (#)
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Oh and by the way, Method, chunky chocolate pudding is NOT feces.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-30 12:54:19 EDT (#)
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This guy just happened to come across these pills, like, they are his grandpas or something, and had his sister put them in her mouth and took a picture.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-30 12:53:56 EDT (#)
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Oh deary duck...
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-30 12:53:52 EDT (#)
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Now he's just going to say that this guy just happened to come across these pills, like, they are his grandpas or something, and had his sister put them in her mouth and took a picture.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-30 12:53:30 EDT (#)
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Ah fuck me, time to pick up some Ex-lax
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-30 12:53:18 EDT (#)
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That is the picture I was passed on.
I think it is real.
Poor thing.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-07-30 12:51:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-30 12:50:20 EDT (#)
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Hopefully we can put this one to bed now.
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Agreed.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-30 12:51:49 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING OWNED
METHOD'S ENSUING COMMENTS HERE WILL BE PRICELESS.
I'm camping here for the next 3 hours, unashamed.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-30 12:51:03 EDT (#)
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Yes. It will be put to bed as soon as I see someone at their own stool. Worms and all. I'm serious.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-30 12:51:01 EDT (#)
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I'm calling that number to order some of that medicine.
FUCKS YOU RIGHT UP!!!
(with the possibility of diarrhea, nausea, headache, drymouth, constipation, and bed sores)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-30 12:50:48 EDT (#)
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Method is now convinced that all of uber is fucking with him.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-30 12:50:43 EDT (#)
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game, set, match.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-30 12:50:20 EDT (#)
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Hopefully we can put this one to bed now.