Prospective Penis Names (894 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 0.41 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by realpolitik (View user info) at 2008-07-30 21:21:15 EDT
I have been stewing over these for a while. Please feel free to add your own.
First is "K-19 The Widowmaker." Expected conversations/ Pick up lines: "Yea, I'm just like that sub - big, black, and Captained by Harrison Ford. . . . No, I don't have sex with men, why would you say that?"
Second may be "The Bioweapon." Expected conversations: "You remember that game Starfox 64? I am actually one of the hidden bosses." "How would you like to get inoculated by my cockulator?" "Yea, the government keeps on trying to get it, but there simply isn't anyone equipped to handle it - expect me of course." "I don't know if you can touch it. . . have you had all your shots? No, well, in order to work with The Bioweapon you are going to need to get a booster - in the butt."
Third option is "Erected by the State of Ohio." Expected conversations/ pick up lines: "Actually, it is a monument to all who have died fighting in the Civil War." "The State of Ohio almost went bankrupt erecting this thing - and after all they did, they just couldn't get it to stand up straight." "You like Lebron James don't you?!"
Coming in fourth is "Pretty in Pink." Expected conversations/ pick up lines: "I just loved the movie so much and wanted to make it a part of me forever . . . wait, you thought it was some sort of crass joke?! Get your mind out of the gutter you attractive female with whom I would like to make coitus with."
Lastly is one of my favorites, "Baltimore." Expected conversations/ pick up lines: "Well what else should I have named it? It is small, unimportant, nothing ever happens there, and it is filled with a whole bunch of white folks who want to leave as quickly as possibly!"
Now lets hear yours.
User Reviews
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-07-31 03:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Welcome to my secret submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seamen"
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
my girlfriend calls my wang Dr. Evil.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-07-31 13:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
one of my favorites, "Baltimore." Expected conversations/ pick up lines: "Well what else should I have named it? It is small, unimportant, nothing ever happens there, and it is filled with a whole bunch of white folks who want to leave as quickly as possibly!"
There's your winner.
sigh.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 10:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
person: Phill Magill
address: Opal Telecommunications Plc
address: Northbank Industrial Estate
address: Irlam
address: Manchester
address: M44 5BL
address: United Kingdom
phone: +44 161 222-2000
fax-no: +44 161 222-2008
e-mail: pmagill.at.opaltelecom.co.uk
nic-hdl: PM58-RIPE
mnt-by: OPAL-MNT
source: RIPE # Filtered
person: Gavin Ditchfield
address: Opal Telecommunications Plc
address: Northbank Industrial Estate
address: Irlam
address: Manchester
address: M44 5BL
address: United Kingdom
phone: +44 161 222-2000
fax-no: +44 161 222-2008
e-mail: gditchfield.at.opaltelecom.co.uk
nic-hdl: GD1052-RIPE
mnt-by: OPAL-MNT
source: RIPE # Filtered
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-31 07:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whorehammer
or
Weapon of Ass Destruction
Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-07-31 06:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-07-31 03:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Welcome to my secret submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seamen"
Submitted by billjenkins13090 (user info) at 2008-07-30 22:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Sargent Dick and the Privates"
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-30 22:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Secret" it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-30 22:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No man over the age of 20 should have a name for his penis.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-07-30 22:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why are there people inside of your genitals?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-30 21:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can never surpass "dick." It just fits.