The World Needs Morons (416 hits)
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Submitted by <jka23.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-09 12:25:20 EDT
Yes sir it does. Why? I'll get to that point. But the world has morons, and I'm going with a current ratio of 4 to 1. Thats four morons for every smart person. Smart as in smart. And I'm not talking book smart, but smart in their own ways. Anyways, but thats quite a lot of morons. About 4,875,000,000 morons to be exact. Thats with a population around 6,500,000,000. But Math isnt my strong point, so bear with me. Which leaves 1,627,000,000 smart people on this earth.
But wouldn't the world be better without the Luann's, and the bubbas? It probably would. But who would be on cops then? Thats a great source of entertainment? Who would be the actors to entertain us when we are not inventing the cure for cancer? And who would be our next door neighbors who try to fix a leak in their roof by opening up their hose on their roof. (Which didn't help and actually screwed up their carpet even more) Or the neighbors who bought a nice boat and left it in their driveway so long, and this being florida, the tires melted to the cement. And then left it uncovered during a bad storm so a tree limb knocked a hole in it? Who would be these people?
We would be smarter then this, so we wouldnt have any entertainment. None! That would be a sad world, a sad utopian world, but one devoid of entertainment. I for one, don't want to live in that world, one where we have no antics of people running naked from the cops down the middle of the freeway. One where our neighbors don't use gas to kill the crabgrass in their lawn and then throw cigerrate butts into their lawn. OH NO. Not me. I like this one, with the people on bikes trying to outrun the cops. People who tell me they like the Backstreet Boys, but not for their music, but for what they have done for society. Or people who can have a thirty minute discussion on whether Britney Spears is a slut. (In case you were wondering it was pretty much uniamounimous among the 6 or 7 morons that discussed that she was a skank, but not quite a slut)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-08-10 18:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Nothing like reading a moron's criticism of morons.
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-08-10 17:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"Uniamounimous".
Un.
Fucking.
Believable.
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2003-08-10 13:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 for not being able to do extremely simple math
-1 for thinking cops is entertaining....this might be a sign you're included in the moron population
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2003-08-09 19:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's been done.
... by me.
http://tbd.yi.org/main.php?id=a15
Submitted by Jimmy23 (user info) at 2003-08-09 19:04:47 EDT (#)
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Who's the stupid one? You did my math, i also said math isn't my strong point bear with me. You fuck up. Anyways, why does the math matter that much to give this a negative two? You untersiter.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-08-09 17:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ok, there are 4 morons to every 1 smart person and 6,500,000,000 people? therefore, 4/5 of the population is idiots. therefore:
5,200,000,000 people are morons and 1,300,000,000 are not. work on your math, stupid ass...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-09 17:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hmmmm.... sounds plausible.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-09 15:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yeah.