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Submitted by katy (View user info) at 2008-07-31 16:30:29 EDT
i'm just fucking bored, and it's taking me longer to finish this cucumber than expected.
no i'm not eating it with my vagina, stfu.
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Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-03 00:13:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-01 10:15:48 EDT (#)
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tee hee!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-08-01 09:59:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-01 08:02:21 EDT (#)
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This stinks.
Like your cucumber swallowing vagina.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-08-01 04:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-01 04:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your vagina stinks of antispetic.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-01 02:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Really.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-31 23:08:32 EDT (#)
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I lol'd
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:47:47 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:07:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:58:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:54:26 EDT (#)
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Speaking of vagina, why haven't you shown me yours yet?
You are in the Uber minoroity in that regard.
No, show it to McCallum. I suspect he needs it a LOT more than Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:54:26 EDT (#)
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Speaking of vagina, why haven't you shown me yours yet?
You are in the Uber minoroity in that regard.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:28:38 EDT (#)
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ok wait what?
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:12:33 EDT (#)
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Once again, sheep...anyone new here is an alter?
Go to sleep; boring me to yawns over here.
Nighty night.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:11:08 EDT (#)
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and the only dizziness is counting your Millions of alters.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:10:03 EDT (#)
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Do shut the fuck up you pathetic waste of skin. Honestly I don't know why I bother even acknowledging your presence.
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:08:20 EDT (#)
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I'm doing laps around you in every department and I see that I'm making you dizzy trying to keep up with me. Obviously this is giving you the false appearance of being slow.
You used to be funny and witty. Now you are dry and almost completely humorless. Sorry for your loss, btw.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:05:14 EDT (#)
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*slow hand clap*
Brilliant! It's like a visit from 1995!
You're very slow aren't you?
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:03:52 EDT (#)
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Jesus you are a complete failure, the snake roberts.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:00:44 EDT (#)
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no attempt at wit. Just a straight -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:00:33 EDT (#)
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now THAT is beano
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:59:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:57:57 EDT (#)
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uterine surely?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:57:39 EDT (#)
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uh huh oathy. Whatever you say.
Shouldn't you be selling chicken feed to someone?
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:56:35 EDT (#)
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Defeated, uninteresting piece of premature uterus lining below.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:52:41 EDT (#)
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yes oathmeal. whatever you say
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:51:43 EDT (#)
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You remind me of a holding pattern of all male penguins in the artic. You, my punching bag, are a fag* in the cold.
*not a ciggy
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:47:34 EDT (#)
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No comment about Jermaine?
Don't you know who that is?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good monty python reference there
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:41:21 EDT (#)
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I have spent a certain about of time mocking Jermaine Penis.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:41:07 EDT (#)
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but he got better.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:41:02 EDT (#)
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redskieslookfake = amphibian
lol
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:39:12 EDT (#)
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Red, do you do anything useful other than looking freakishly akin to a http://www.marietta.edu/~biol/biomes/images/deciduous/newt_7401.jpg ?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:38:49 EDT (#)
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but that would knock this off the front page. then where would be? lost and adrift in the uber detritus that is today's rss feed.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:36:36 EDT (#)
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then prove it by showing us your allegedly cucumber free hole.
:P
heh couldn't resist :)
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:35:13 EDT (#)
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Aaaaand he's back to being lame.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:34:59 EDT (#)
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Oath - are you arguing with your own alter again? Dear lord man, get some self respect
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:34:26 EDT (#)
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STFU, Orange....you look like used tampon that got dropped in a bucket of rock salt.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:34:25 EDT (#)
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On behalf of Britain, I formally bar you from entry to this sceptered Isle. You can, if you wish, visit Eire.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:32:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:31:16 EDT (#)
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Redskies looks like a mutant albino negro.
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FINALLY something Beano here and I can agree on.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:32:43 EDT (#)
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cameras steal your souls.
if they ate other things i might be more inclined to get to know some photographers.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:32:18 EDT (#)
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'Uninvite' (also not a real word) would imply that you had invited me at some point in the past, no?
Or am I just being too logical for your thinning, damaged pool of brain cells you fucking twit?
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:31:16 EDT (#)
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Redskies looks like a mutant albino negro.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:30:38 EDT (#)
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I did Uninvite you.
This is not like inflammable and flammable being the same thing flamehead.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:30:06 EDT (#)
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Oh and for the record I think it's high time we saw another camwhore from noonie here.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:29:18 EDT (#)
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both sides can absorb the blast of an IED equally well
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:29:14 EDT (#)
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DO NOT FORSAKE THE VIRGIN MARY!!
fuck i need a drink...
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:29:04 EDT (#)
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lIKE i'D EVER WANT TO B (oops caps lock sorry) e anywhere NEAR you, redskies.
Don't flatter yourself.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:28:33 EDT (#)
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are ye a catholic lad or are ye on the way to hell for your protestant beliefs?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:28:29 EDT (#)
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Fine. He can go to Norn Ireland
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:27:38 EDT (#)
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so that's relegated him to northern ireland.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:27:11 EDT (#)
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I'm uninviting Oathmeal from Britain.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:25:17 EDT (#)
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thanks to the uk owning scotland you're the premier land of gingerism.
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:24:16 EDT (#)
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I believe the key to inion is that she has wrenches buried deep within her vaginal cavity. Caviar, anyone?
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:23:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 22:22:08 BST (#)
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I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE PAST TENSE FORM OF 'SNEAK' IS NOT SNUCK.
IT'S SNEAKED.
I AM OFFICIALLY PISSED OFF.
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Come to the UK, you can get away with a whooooole load of linguistic shit
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:23:03 EDT (#)
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corn - i will smack you for bad rhymes just as i will smack red for bad puns.
SOMEONE WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF MY ROSY PALM THIS DAY!!!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:22:08 EDT (#)
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I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE PAST TENSE FORM OF 'SNEAK' IS NOT SNUCK.
IT'S SNEAKED.
I AM OFFICIALLY PISSED OFF.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That explains the foamy moustache...
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-31 17:07:30 EDT (#)
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No, redskies, she's drunk a firkin and now she's workin' the merkin while you're lurkin' and jerkin' the gherkin.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:55:43 EDT (#)
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Gherkins?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:55:04 EDT (#)
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oh wait, that's cabbage
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:54:39 EDT (#)
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YUM COLE SLAW
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:52:15 EDT (#)
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ha ha, you're a veg-o-matic
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:51:26 EDT (#)
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everything just goes back to method with you doesn't it?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:51:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:45:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:43:39 EDT (#)
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You're doing WHAT with your vagina??
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well wouldn't YOU like to see.
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Yes.
I mean... NO.
Sick.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:51:01 EDT (#)
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Silly alter..twats don't have taints.
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:50:05 EDT (#)
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Ugly elite below.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:48:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:32:39 EDT (#)
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twatziki?
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OK that made me laugh.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:48:20 EDT (#)
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heh
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:46:40 EDT (#)
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Dopn' woprry 'bopudit, redskies. Foprtunately keybopards are cheaop, and... uhoph, it lopopks like the op and op keys are stuck topgether.
I get good beer opn occasion in FL, and Newcastle Bropwn Ale is opne opf my faves.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:45:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:43:39 EDT (#)
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You're doing WHAT with your vagina??
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well wouldn't YOU like to see.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:45:08 EDT (#)
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by better received i can only assume you mean sans goatse links since this is uber after all. a graceful reception put into context of this place only means it doesn't involve poop.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:45:04 EDT (#)
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Redskies is ugly, pasty and consistently unfunny.
And that's when he's on a ROLL
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:43:50 EDT (#)
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Me too. See the 2 posts I did yesterday for proof. Hopefully yours will be better received than mine were. Course I have no one to blame for that but myself.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:43:39 EDT (#)
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You're doing WHAT with your vagina??
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:42:56 EDT (#)
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98% of Spurs fans are spackers.
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:42:12 EDT (#)
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What gives you the impression that I'm male? Maybe if your face didn't look like it was rained on by cans of sauerkraut you could decide for yourself.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:41:36 EDT (#)
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Chaffing below
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:40:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:36:57 EDT (#)
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How in THE HELL could YOU POSSIBLY be BORED AT WORK???!!!
I mean, Jesus Christ.
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because i forgot my playdo and slinky at home.
and lube. when you look at porn all day forgetting the lube is really a step towards catastrophe.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fucking fuck?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:38:56 EDT (#)
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Perineum is so gay he shits dicks.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:38:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-31 21:37:28 BST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:32:39 EDT (#)
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twatziki?
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You owe me a keyboard. Mine's got snot and Newcastle Brown Ale all over it.
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sorry - if you are in the UK - i can probably oblige. Anything for a newcie brown drinker
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:38:18 EDT (#)
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Cucumber, huh?
Are you eating it with your v...
Oh.
Nevermind.
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:37:57 EDT (#)
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With your anus then?
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:37:43 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the 2 posts I am bored too.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:37:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:32:39 EDT (#)
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twatziki?
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You owe me a keyboard. Mine's got snot and Newcastle Brown Ale all over it.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:36:57 EDT (#)
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How in THE HELL could YOU POSSIBLY be BORED AT WORK???!!!
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:35:51 EDT (#)
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1 post per day noob.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:35:05 EDT (#)
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I apologise for that pun.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 16:32:39 EDT (#)
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twatziki?