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2nd post today!! Fuck off, it's an apology. (921 hits)

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Rating: -0.09 on 39 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2008-07-31 18:21:54 EDT


I formally apologize to Beano/MyShit and Shlongy.




Apparently the asshole who has been spoofing my e-mail address and contacting my family members has been traced to Manchester, England...not South Carolina or wherever the fuck it is that Beano sleeps at night (under some park bench somewhere no doubt).





Now that MY humility is obvious, let's all not forget that Method still needs to ingest some doo-doo for our collective enjoyment.



That is all.

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Submitted by Naplander (user info) at 2008-08-30 14:45:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2008-08-26 16:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That's why you keep coming back Jake...that's why you keep coming back.

You're putting a lot of effort in trying to keep up with them all and retal them all.

Laughable.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-26 13:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your alter army is utterly ridiculous. You're dead to me.

Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2008-08-26 11:25:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LOL@Pasty below

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-25 12:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nJIOdu0bo0

Is your car called Maxi Power?

Submitted by spidy (user info) at 2008-08-18 15:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-08-04 07:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, count me off the suspect list, I'm in Aberdeen just in case nobody knew that.
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And although no one gives a toss, I'm in the Home Counties.

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-08-02 12:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

LAWL

He probably just forged the IP line (Receive header) like everything else.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-08-02 11:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Red is right. When I wish to not be traced, I will routinely show up as being in Eastern Europe. THANKS TOR!!!!!

Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-08-02 06:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-02 04:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A park bench in the home counties.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hot.

But I <3 FALLEN :)

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, count me off the suspect list, I'm in Aberdeen just in case nobody knew that.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-01 11:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Three words, "Brett".


I don't care.

Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-01 09:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cloudy, very cloudy!

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-01 09:35:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-01 09:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If someone has been emailing your family members then the trace table would show one step along the email route. You can find this information in the advanced view settings in most email packages. How does this person (or person) know your family members though?


There is nothing to stop someone using an anonymiser etc though if they were really malicious. IP traces are reasonably easy to mess around with if you know what you're doing.
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redskies, making Uber users nervous for years...

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-08-01 09:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-01 09:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If someone has been emailing your family members then the trace table would show one step along the email route. You can find this information in the advanced view settings in most email packages. How does this person (or person) know your family members though?


There is nothing to stop someone using an anonymiser etc though if they were really malicious. IP traces are reasonably easy to mess around with if you know what you're doing.

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thanks red,

but now I just feel dumber.

i don't even know wtf a trace table is.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-01 09:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF an apology from the Ginger Phenom?

what did you get head right before you posted this?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-01 09:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If someone has been emailing your family members then the trace table would show one step along the email route. You can find this information in the advanced view settings in most email packages. How does this person (or person) know your family members though?


There is nothing to stop someone using an anonymiser etc though if they were really malicious. IP traces are reasonably easy to mess around with if you know what you're doing.







Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-08-01 09:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hoe the fuck do you trace shit like that?

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-08-01 09:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy fuck I love DuckTails

Life is like a hurricane
Here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes
It's a duck-blur
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history

CHORUS:
DuckTales (oooh ooooh)
Every day they're out there making
DuckTales (oooh ooooh)
Tales of daring do bad and good
LuckTales (oooh ooooh)

When it seems they're heading for the
Final curtain
Cool deduction never fails
That's for certain
The worst of messes
Become successes

CHORUS

D-D-D-Danger! Watch behind you
There's a stranger out to find you
What to do? Just grab on to some DuckTales

CHORUS

D-D-D-Danger! Watch behind you
There's a stranger out to find you
What to do? Just grab on to some ...

CHORUS (Twice)

Not pony tales or cotton tales, no
DuckTales (ooh ooooh)


Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-01 05:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Uuuuuhhhh, there's a computer in Manchester? Really?

Someone must have stolen it, or swapped it for some crack.



Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-08-01 04:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

how about one a day, noob?

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-01 04:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Oops.



Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-01 04:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-31 21:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Imagine if I just showed up in France or Germany or Italy... or MEXICO and demanded a job and services in English and health care? They'd laugh at me and then kick my ass.
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I scrolled through the reviews and this bullshit caught my attention.

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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c2e_1217531771



Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-01 03:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Manchester, Hmmmm Im not aware of any user from manchester. Would you like me to do some duck tales esque investigation?

The Drake and I have contacts.



Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-01 01:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shut up, Raisin balls.

Nobody cares about you or anything assosciated with you.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-31 19:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

STFU PUSSY

Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Freakishly pear shaped below.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How many times are you planning on apologizing to Shlongy in your Uber life, you fucking retard?


Also, what part of "I'm not doing it, you fucking turdpusher" did you not understand?

I'm "Mr. Honesty", jagoff.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

there's an uberer from manchester?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i hope you track the cunt down and kill him




Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Uh oh, someone let Simon have a new account.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.nymethod.com/1greek1cup.htm

Don't click - there's nothing there.

Yet.

Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Somehow you made medical anomally down syndrome babies who can type possible. Eat a bushel of cocks, fuckquilt.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

j/k

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-31 18:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

NO YOU FUCK OFF


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Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving
mysteries.

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