Did an I-phone tell you to do that? (2000 hits)
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Submitted by Paul Hibbert (View user info) at 2008-08-01 11:42:13 EDT
Recently a colleague and I began battling over who had the superior phone, alas it later turned into a game of whose phone caused more of the world's misery. Then it just got a bit weird in all fairness; I decided the I-phone was responsible for all of the last century's atrocities.
Chris is an I-fag and I have an XDA exec, which whilst quite a large phone is truly an incredible tool. In Chris' scenario it's a little more simple; he *is* the incredible tool.
We began quite small; I would cup my hand to my ear, lean towards Chris' desk and say "What's that I-phone? What's that you say? You're incompatible with everything??" and Chris would inevitably wait till I had left my desk and make a post it note flag of me carrying my phone under my arm.
Chris would mock that my phones voice recognition would misidentify the occasional snippet of communication and I would snipe that Chris' stupid shitty fucking queer I-Phone didn't even have voice recognition because the I-Phone is a cunt.
Then something magical happened. A colleague asked of me a question so stupid that I inadvertently coined the phrase "Did an I-Phone tell you to say that?"
From that day to now whenever someone says something stupid the question must be begged "Did an I-Phone tell you to say that?"... Whenever there is an erroneous action I must raise an eyebrow and query "Did an I-phone tell you to do that?"
That's when the Photoshop battle began to rage...
I am now considering purchasing the domain name didaniphonetellyoutodothat.co.uk so that I can continue to Photoshop the I-phone into classic pictures of dictators and murderers.
User Reviews
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-29 11:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-08-29 10:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The picture with hitler and the apple logos was frankly beautiful.
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Finally someone noticed!
I would have plus2'd its ass if it was posted by someone on its own, that was a whole afternoon's work right there!
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-08-29 10:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The picture with hitler and the apple logos was frankly beautiful.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-18 04:31:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-17 00:23:32 EDT (#)
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since when did this become a gay dogging site for ugly people?
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-17 00:23:32 EDT (#)
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since when did this become a gay dogging site for ugly people?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-15 11:48:40 EDT (#)
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You win this round.
Because I'm going home, not because you're witty or clever.
In other news, we should hook up soon.
-P
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2008-08-15 11:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A charity? In the sense that she claims cash back off the government?
And in all fairness Pock, who has ever touched the sides on your mums cavernous growler?! Apollo could get his head in that.
So by your definition your mums a virgin and your an immaculate conception?
Jesus you are not.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-15 11:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's no way to talk about my mother! She's been like a charity to you!
You can't really class it as "Shagging" though unless your microscopic penis had actually touched the sides.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2008-08-15 11:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She did have a tiny penis once, but she was very mean about it so I've stopped sleeping with her.
It wasn't very good for my confidence.
I suppose that's why I shag your mum so often, she's so grateful for anything that she treats me like a king.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-15 11:02:18 EDT (#)
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You must have gotten that from your mother. She too had a tiny penis.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2008-08-15 10:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We'll that explains my tiny penis then.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-15 10:54:20 EDT (#)
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ooh burn!
At least that's what I would say if you had any wit whatsoever in that badly retarded brain of yours.
No no, what I actually will say is that you're a cum drenched haggard fuck bucket with all the retort of a dead mouse.
In your defense you were born that way, though I have no defence for your mother.
May god have mercy on your soul- you butt fucking, child molesting waste of the worst shag of my life...
That's right, I'm your dad.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2008-08-15 10:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think my mum was being very sensible when she suggested it then, anything to help cover up your diseased vagina face.
It often puts me in mind of those Ray Mears type programmes where they air-dry chunks of sweaty flesh over a branch. I look at it and think "now if that was closer to the ground and had more bugs on it, that'd look exactly like Pock".
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-15 10:36:11 EDT (#)
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After your mum requested it.
Speaking of your mum...
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/42/YaMum.jpg
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2008-08-15 10:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was years ago. I've moved on to pull-ups now.
When did you grow the Seth Johnson?
http://www.twwn.net/DidYouKnow/davis5.jpg
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-15 10:23:46 EDT (#)
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http://evobroker.com/images/400_dumbass.jpg
That's you that is.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2008-08-15 10:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is someone telling fibs? Hmmmm? A little bit?
I'm often amazed how you fail to notice the look of disgust and pity in peoples eyes when they see you. I think it's some kind of subliminal coping mechanism you have.
You think you're being witty and captivating and they look like they've just found Simon Westons ears in their cheese burger.
It'd be quite sad really, only I don't like you very much so it's hilarious.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-15 10:13:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2008-08-15 10:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nonsense.
I'm loved and admired by all. And I'm easy on the eye.
I may in fact be perfect.
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You know when people go "Whooaa, mate go easy on my eyes would ya?!?" they mean can you get out of their line of site because you're hideous.
I on the other hand am a picture of beauty.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2008-08-15 10:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nonsense.
I'm loved and admired by all. And I'm easy on the eye.
I may in fact be perfect.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-15 10:08:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2008-08-15 09:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nobody ever cared what a "Pock" is.
It was always about me.
Because I'm best.
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That's weird, cause the other day I said "I wish Dervel would come back so I could berate him". And someone said "who the fuck is Dervel?". And I said "Don't you remember him? He was kind of like my sidekick only he was really shit".
Everyone agreed in the end by unanimous decision that you're rubbish.
-P
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2008-08-15 09:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nobody ever cared what a "Pock" is.
It was always about me.
Because I'm best.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-15 09:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2008-08-15 08:58:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:04:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:01:08 EDT (#)
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Do you mind me asking what field you work in?
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I'm a porn star and a manly builder, in my spare time I eat rocks.
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Pock, until recently, worked in the Derby branch of B&Q.
He got sacked for keeping sandwiches in his work pinny and for taking the lids off of tins of paint so they go all rubbery, then putting his flacid tallywhacker in them and sticking them on the mixing machine.
Made the local papers.
Which is kinda ironic as he now delivers them.
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Listen chump. This site has nothing but Noobs in it. No one knows what a "Pock" is and henceforth your insults are meaningless.
I miss you
x
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2008-08-15 08:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2008-08-15 08:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:04:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Do you mind me asking what field you work in?
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I'm a porn star and a manly builder, in my spare time I eat rocks.
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Pock, until recently, worked in the Derby branch of B&Q.
He got sacked for keeping sandwiches in his work pinny and for taking the lids off of tins of paint so they go all rubbery, then putting his flacid tallywhacker in them and sticking them on the mixing machine.
Made the local papers.
Which is kinda ironic as he now delivers them.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-06 13:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your sense of humor. I've gotten out of the habit of reading comments.
Thanks to those like the annoying person below.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-06 12:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you call this camping??
:)
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-06 11:50:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-06 11:29:33 EDT (#)
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Oh Pock, you haven't changed one bit.
I have not yet tasted the iCrap kool-aid. Overpriced shit for people whose things define them.
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You mean the sense of humour or the unabashed camping on my own posts?
Do you see the irony of what I just did?
-P
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-06 11:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Pock, you haven't changed one bit.
I have not yet tasted the iCrap kool-aid. Overpriced shit for people whose things define them.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-06 05:53:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2008-08-05 18:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Y HALO THAR, MR WULF!
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The last person to review any of your work was me, 3 years ago. There's something not right about that!
Why the complete stoppage?
-P
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-08-05 20:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought I was the only one who didn't think Steve Job's shit was worth 40 deutchemarks
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2008-08-05 18:14:40 EDT (#)
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Y HALO THAR, MR WULF!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-08-05 15:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-08-05 14:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-04 09:59:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Isheep suck Apples marketing departments cocks.
Apple's whole marketing policy relies on their various gadgets dying within 18 months and the twats that bought them having to re-buy the new versions! Worst thing is that they do! All it takes is a colourful advert featuring their favourite celebrities. Fucking i-Sheep.
I have never and will never give Apple a single penny.
Ipod's do work in one positive light. You can spot a douchebag a mile away thanks to the white headphones sticking out of their shit filled heads.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-04 07:28:16 EDT (#)
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But he's a big gayer!
I'm butch and manly!
Boooooooo
-P
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-04 07:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, goodness, I am not suggesting you are vaguely like him in character.
But in terms of looks, I think it is more than striking.
But then, I do have a glas eye and a brain tumor.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/7448182@N07/2455392886/
I am off to play Guitar Hero a bit and pretend I too am famous.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-04 07:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Morrissey??? I've got a sense of humour and a smile! I can't possibly be compared to Morrissey!
I don't even have a bush sticking out of my ass!
-P
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-04 06:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It has been bugging me Em, ever since I saw that last camwhore post about him being so great and havng a big wanger.
I get all excited when I work something out.
:P
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-04 06:44:41 EDT (#)
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Language Orphelia!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-04 06:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, I got it! I was thinking someone obscure, but it is so obvious.
Fuckin' Morrissey.
I swear, you do. the hair, the colouring, the eyes, and those expressive sloping eyebrows.
Sure, he is a fat, sell out of a cunt now, but back then... It's a compliment.
:)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-04 06:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-04 10:21:34 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-04 05:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You remind me of some eighties, maybe nineties, popstar. I can't think who...
Like Marti Pellow, but with attitude.
It may come to me.
Has anyone ever said you look like someone famous?
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Not really. Sloth from the goonies once.
-P
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No, not as good looking or debonair as Sloth.
Heh.
I am talking about someone from my distant childhood. Like someone from Ned's Atomic Dustbins, PWEI or some such band.
I swear, when I first saw you, I thought you were this guy, I just can't recall who.
I'm useless. I fail.
Marty Pellow though, hehe.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-08-04 06:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-04 05:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-04 05:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You remind me of some eighties, maybe nineties, popstar. I can't think who...
Like Marti Pellow, but with attitude.
It may come to me.
Has anyone ever said you look like someone famous?
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Not really. Sloth from the goonies once.
-P
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-04 05:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You remind me of some eighties, maybe nineties, popstar. I can't think who...
Like Marti Pellow, but with attitude.
It may come to me.
Has anyone ever said you look like someone famous?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-04 04:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-01 13:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the hitler photo alone
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Quite bloody right, weird thing is I reckon I would have got a higher rating if I'd posted that on its own!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-04 04:51:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
POCK!!!
I think on reflection Chris' comments about the size of your phone seem somewhat harsh - to any NORMAL sized person it would be quite manageable, It's not the manufacturers fault that you look like a Borrower's pet dwarf.
On a side note - It's good to see you around my little fun-sized buddy.
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I miss you Spam.
You're a real cunt. Chris' one upmanship is only furthered by careless remarks such as yours.
-P
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-04 04:47:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-08-01 14:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You do know that the iPhone is 3G now, right?
I got thrown out of the Apple Store for asking if the empty bookshelf was where their stock of "How to be a pretentious douchebag for Dummies" was supposed to be.
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bwuahahahahaha
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-04 04:46:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-08-01 14:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this B@W? This better get on B@W
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A Brit on B@W?
Never!
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-03 20:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A somewhat relevant and mildly amusing article: "The Trolls Among Us." Although it deals with an i-pod instead of an i-phone.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/magazine/03trolls-t.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1
Includes an interview with the guy who masterminded the epilepsy website hack, who says, among other things, "I want everyone off the Internet. Bloggers are filth. They need to be destroyed. Blogging gives the illusion of participation to a bunch of retards. . . . We need to put these people in the oven!"
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-03 18:30:15 EDT (#)
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I used that picture of the donkey in the air. http://www.ubersite.com/m/42237
Fuck the iPhone
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-02 17:35:29 EDT (#)
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After I looked at this post, I discovered a pop-up window asking me if I wanted to win an iPhone. Was that you?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-02 17:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-08-02 06:48:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-08-02 02:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The iPhone makes Satan hard.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-08-02 01:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-01 19:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm still rockin' this bad boy almost 3 years later- http://www.engadget.com/2005/11/04/lg-vx9800-glowingly-reviewed/
i fucking love this phone. the web browser sucks, but at least i can check my gmail. the keyboard is fucking fantastic on it and i use the GPS application all the time and it has never let me down. i can flip it open and set it on my dash and get audible turn-by-turn directions. and i can text on it like a fucking tornado. the only downside is that it's bulky. maybe i should switch to the Voyager. it seems to me that in the US that Verizon offers the best services for what i'm looking for but everyone else has the cooler phones.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-08-01 19:15:40 EDT (#)
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I want one of those
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-08-01 19:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-01 18:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-01 11:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just dropped $15 on a Motorola.
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Ditto. I wanted to buy a phone, so I bought just a phone. I have a beat to shit V180 or something like that.
Actually, mine was free, come to think of it...
Nice Hitler photoshop.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:53:21 EDT (#)
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says the man who combines the word "fuck" with random things he sees in his bedroom to use as an insult.
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:41:56 EDT (#)
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...because "with my huge dick" is so witty and groundbreakingly original I'm forced to apologize for my errant "overcompensating" line. How obnoxious of me! You are a true fuckquilt.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:25:33 EDT (#)
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i don't need a website to pick up women. i do pretty well with that in the real world. dirty talking the ladies on here is all in good fun, turd licker.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:05:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-08-01 21:59:31 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
With all the femme hate on Uber, I swear most guys are virgins, still living with mum.
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i'm here to dish out the femme love.
in every hole with my huge dick.
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do you hit on every woman on this site?
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No, just myself and experima.
We make a great threesome.
CUT ME A SLICE OF THAT
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-08-01 21:59:31 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
With all the femme hate on Uber, I swear most guys are virgins, still living with mum.
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i'm here to dish out the femme love.
in every hole with my huge dick.
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do you hit on every woman on this site?
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No, just myself and experima.
We make a great threesome.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
With all the femme hate on Uber, I swear most guys are virgins, still living with mum.
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i'm here to dish out the femme love.
in every hole with my huge dick.
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do you hit on every woman on this site?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:14:17 EDT (#)
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Ridiculously overcompensating below.
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oh look, it's the tired old "overcompensating" line again. how clever.
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:14:17 EDT (#)
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Ridiculously overcompensating below.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
With all the femme hate on Uber, I swear most guys are virgins, still living with mum.
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i'm here to dish out the femme love.
in every hole with my huge dick.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-08-01 14:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It could catch on...
Then again, it's vaguely reminiscent of something I read somewhere once about licking a bum's ass - which never caught on.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-08-01 14:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this B@W? This better get on B@W
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-08-01 14:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You do know that the iPhone is 3G now, right?
I got thrown out of the Apple Store for asking if the empty bookshelf was where their stock of "How to be a pretentious douchebag for Dummies" was supposed to be.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-01 13:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kinda want an ipod touch, but not enough to put effort into buying one.
i'll take one as a gift though.
where's that orange dead man from?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-08-01 13:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-01 13:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the hitler photo alone
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-08-01 13:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually like my iPhone (it told me I did), but this is a fantastic post.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-01 13:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ignore Spam, he's a raging homo aspiring to be intelligent.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-01 13:21:43 EDT (#)
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ima think you have an i-hawk.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-01 13:21:15 EDT (#)
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:D
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-08-01 13:09:50 EDT (#)
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I'm off to buy drugs and a baby bottle to suck them out of.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:59:22 EDT (#)
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(get ready for the lamest come back ever)
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:57:35 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well my mum and I fuck nightly so IN YOUR FACE. (You are not the only one).
I don't really hate anybody. Had you written the last review you would have got the same abuse.
Cunt.
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Yes I have one, shame you have never seen one.
Heehee.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well my mum and I fuck nightly so IN YOUR FACE.
I don't really hate anybody. Had you written the last review you would have got the same abuse.
Cunt.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was actually a good post. Getting to be quite the rarity on uber these days.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
With all the femme hate on Uber, I swear most guys are virgins, still living with mum.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ignore Banjo. She's a cunt with aspirations of humanity.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:46:22 EDT (#)
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Quality post although your phrase reeks. I imagine that it is funny amongst you and your mate though so continue having fun.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:42:37 EDT (#)
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POCK!!!
I think on reflection Chris' comments about the size of your phone seem somewhat harsh - to any NORMAL sized person it would be quite manageable, It's not the manufacturers fault that you look like a Borrower's pet dwarf.
On a side note - It's good to see you around my little fun-sized buddy.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:40:09 EDT (#)
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True below. And I have a bigger cock.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:39:03 EDT (#)
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Man below.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:29:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:04:00 BST (#)
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Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:01:08 EDT (#)
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Do you mind me asking what field you work in?
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I'm a porn star and a manly builder, in my spare time I eat rocks.
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This is a total lie. You are currently touring the UK with The Levellers, no?
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:27:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:11:25 EDT (#)
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bahahahaahha
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:11:24 EDT (#)
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I like. I like.
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:05:41 EDT (#)
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So, you work at a Kinko's then?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:05:31 EDT (#)
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Wull, I a-heer'd dat them thar iPhones kin pick up messages frum space. You know, like from aliens n' shit.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:04:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:01:08 EDT (#)
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Do you mind me asking what field you work in?
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I'm a porn star and a manly builder, in my spare time I eat rocks.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:02:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-01 12:01:08 EDT (#)
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Do you mind me asking what field you work in?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-01 11:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Guy in my office recently stood in line for four hours to get the new 3G iPhone onaccounta he's an iBot and his iPod Touch told him to. Couldn't stop talking about it until it died on low battery after being on the office WiFi for less than 30 minutes. *Desi Arnez laugh*
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-01 11:57:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-01 11:57:14 EDT (#)
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This was average and quite frankly, your coined phrase reeks of nerdom. I feel sorry for everyone who works with you.
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Did an I-phone tell you to say that?
-P
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-01 11:57:14 EDT (#)
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This was average and quite frankly, your coined phrase reeks of nerdom. I feel sorry for everyone who works with you.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-01 11:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-01 11:55:56 EDT (#)
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I just dropped $15 on a Motorola.
It does precisely fuck all beyond sending and receiving calls, and the occasional text message. It's brilliant.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-01 11:54:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-01 11:52:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-08-01 11:47:30 EDT (#)
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Go read maddox's rant about the i phone
love the pen holder, where can I get one?
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If you're in britain they're in all those little gadgety type shops. Not sure in the states, though... The companies called 'suck uk' and I'm 90% sure you can get them online.
-P
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-08-01 11:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just what I needed on this particular friday
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-08-01 11:47:30 EDT (#)
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Go read maddox's rant about the i phone
love the pen holder, where can I get one?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-01 11:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did an I-Phone tell you to write this post?