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Submitted by katy (View user info) at 2008-08-01 16:24:55 EDT
today i have carrot eating issues. or perhaps small container lid opening is my problem. every time i open a yogurt or small container of white salad dressing or hummus i splatter a bit of if straight up the middle of my shirt.
i don't actually want to end my day looking like i work where i work.
i mean really, is that necessary?
fucking hummus.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-06 12:26:38 EDT (#)
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I have never had hummus.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-05 10:53:36 EDT (#)
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have i done something?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-05 09:02:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-08-04 11:45:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-04 06:31:08 EDT (#)
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cant we have another update??
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2008-08-03 04:39:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-02 10:43:36 EDT (#)
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*supple.
I'm turning this goddamned computer off and going outside.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-02 10:30:47 EDT (#)
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*your
Dammit.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-02 10:30:20 EDT (#)
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Perhaps some sort of flexible yougurt container cover is in order. One that will mold itself to the yogurt container allowing you to manipulate it, but will contain the release of the creamy mess within. It should be strong enough to allow yout to grip and pull the lid without tearing, yet suple enough to permit you get a firm grip on the tab.
Got anything like that around yout office?
Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-08-02 06:47:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-02 04:53:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2008-08-01 19:30:46 EDT (#)
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let me help
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-08-01 19:15:43 EDT (#)
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wtf is this?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-01 18:37:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:54:22 EDT (#)
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A ZOO OF THE FLESH.
i work at aporn mag.
i'm letting that typo stand cuz that made me think of acorn.
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See, I thought apron.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-08-01 18:32:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:47:25 CDT (#)
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she works at a zoo.
That's fairly obvious.
~It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.~ Clerks
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-01 18:11:23 EDT (#)
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Althea Flynt.
My first cougar.
Her assistant, that is, haha.
Not that I'm totally opposed to necro.
Whatever turns you on and doesn't hurt the kiddies.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-01 18:08:37 EDT (#)
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all i know is althea was a greek goddess.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-01 18:00:54 EDT (#)
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I dated a woman who worked as Althea's personal assistant years ago.
Her stories were great.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:59:31 EDT (#)
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it wasn't hard...
sadly the problem.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:58:39 EDT (#)
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Why was that so hard?
A phrase you've often heard and which is explained in your first review.
Thanks so much for your time.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:58:14 EDT (#)
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ed is usually psychological. although a few things like prostate cancer and plaque buildup between the corpus cavernosum and corpus spongiosum.
at least ed doesn't lead to prolapsed lady bits.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:55:45 EDT (#)
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Too much work.
ED isn't hereditary, btw.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:54:22 EDT (#)
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A ZOO OF THE FLESH.
i work at aporn mag.
i'm letting that typo stand cuz that made me think of acorn.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:53:13 EDT (#)
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well like three posts ago i did one on my average day at work, you can start from there.
it involves wanking.
it is not as glamorous as loads of people think it is.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:50:47 EDT (#)
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All I know is what I read on uber, Bubba.
Yes, I do HAVE a hot willie.
I HAVE read you're a pedo.
I HAVEN'T read her other posts.
I don't plan to read them, either.
I don't really give a shit where she works, I'm just passing the time.
The least you could do is be respectful and give me one of those little emoticons when you caps me like that.
Thank you, redskies.
I can see there are still gentlemen on ubersite.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:48:51 EDT (#)
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indeed
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:48:35 EDT (#)
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The english are not a taint sir!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:48:30 EDT (#)
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Sorry, Red, you know who I meant.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:47:30 EDT (#)
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Taint below.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:47:25 EDT (#)
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she works at a zoo.
That's fairly obvious.
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:46:23 EDT (#)
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Drivel.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:44:54 EDT (#)
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Inion, I think you should tell PayMeLater to fuck off. He is HotWillie. If he's too stupid to look up your posts that say where you work, he's a moron.
PayMe, show PROOF that I'm a pedo. FUCKING DIPSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:41:45 EDT (#)
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So where the fuck do you work then?
I read the post.
I politely overrated same.
I suffered through brief exchanges with both a teenager and a pedophile.
I think I deserve an answer, Katy.
I'm not asking for the fucking name and address.
Just a little context.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:33:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:19:06 EDT (#)
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Who the fuck kidnapped THIS account?
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no one, sadly. it's just me being an ass. all natural katy.
all hope is lost.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:32:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:36:10 EDT (#)
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Am I supposed to know how old you are, too?
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yes.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:20:43 EDT (#)
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are you saying you got a pearl necklace from some hummus?
I guess thats better than a Cleveland Steamer from some Vegimite...
but not by much...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:19:09 EDT (#)
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Are they now?
Rocky Horror is the ONLY musical that I enjoy.
Fuck rent.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:19:06 EDT (#)
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Who the fuck kidnapped THIS account?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:15:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:00:59 EDT (#)
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I don't see it, Bubba.
Why don't you provide a link to her personal info so my dumb ass can figure it out.
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Why don't you go fuck yourself? Dumb ass.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:04:39 EDT (#)
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btw Doodles they're doing a remake of Rocky Horror just so you can get all erect with your big cock.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:02:19 EDT (#)
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Doodles be careful you'll get Bubba all hot and bothered.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:01:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:00:59 EDT (#)
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I don't see it, Bubba.
Why don't you provide a link to her personal info so my dumb ass can figure it out.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-01 17:00:53 EDT (#)
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I read that as 18 inch cock.
Twice.
Just so you know.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:59:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:58:29 EDT (#)
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It's up to Katy to answer about where she works, but a guy with an IQ over 12 could find it in her posts/reviews. :D
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:54:35 EDT (#)
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No, I just made that up.
But maybe you can scare her to death with your humungous 18 year old cock.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:52:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:43:50 EDT (#)
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She's dead Doodles.
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Really now?
Such a pity.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:49:01 EDT (#)
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No, Bubba, I actually have no clue where she works.
I'm guessing now it has something to do with semen and blowing loads, but that was only thanks to Sacrilicious' review.
Is it a brothel or something?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:47:30 EDT (#)
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i read this twice. the first time, i read it backwards, sentence by sentence, but i got lost. the second time, i read it forward and i got it but it wasnt all that rewarding anyway.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:43:50 EDT (#)
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She's dead Doodles.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:43:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:31:41 EDT (#)
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My, what a big wit you have, grandma.
Am I supposed to know where you work?
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Fuck you, moron. You know the answer. You've been here since God was a boy.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:42:18 EDT (#)
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I just realized again how much I want to bone the red head who played magenta in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
This has nothing to do with the post but then, I don't really care.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:40:35 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah- and I have the yogurt issue, too. Just open it pointing away from you, and blow that load on someone/thing else.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:36:43 EDT (#)
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I totally got some hummus born today too.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:36:10 EDT (#)
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Am I supposed to know how old you are, too?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:33:29 EDT (#)
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Why not.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:33:20 EDT (#)
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i hit 26 and now i'm a grandma?
:'(
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:31:41 EDT (#)
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My, what a big wit you have, grandma.
Am I supposed to know where you work?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:30:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:29:18 EDT (#)
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Vanilla yogurt + opening fail = I look like I took a cumshot to the polo shirt.
I hate yogurt tops.
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DANNOWNED!!!!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:29:50 EDT (#)
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i tried finding relevant pictures to go with this but "hummus bukkake" yielded no amusing search results. i'm very disappointed in google.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:29:18 EDT (#)
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Vanilla yogurt + opening fail = I look like I took a cumshot to the polo shirt.
I hate yogurt tops.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:28:33 EDT (#)
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'Addiction problem' is a redundant, eh? And it's not even a problem. It's good for me.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:28:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:26:10 EDT (#)
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Where do you work?
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at your mom's house. she pays me to stand in for your dad when she doesn't want to deal with his erectile dysfunction and resultant viagra abuse.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:27:00 EDT (#)
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I had hummus and pita, celery, broccoli, carrots and cauliflower for lunch.
I have a hummus addiction problem.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:26:29 EDT (#)
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I guess I might as well.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-01 16:26:10 EDT (#)
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Where do you work?