Old lady joke (272 hits)
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Submitted by Clayton Adair <shadecaster06.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-08-05 02:07:21 EDT
An old woman is dusting her house one day and finds a lamp she's never seen before. So she picks it up and starts rubbing it. Out pops a Genie. The Genie says, "Alright now that you've freed me from the lamp you have 3 wishes, but hurry up because I haven't got all day." So the old woman says, "I want to be young and beautiful." The Genie makes her young and beautiful. Then she says, "I want to be a millionaire." The Genie makes her a millionaire. Finally she looks down at her old cat on the floor and says, "Turn my cat into a handsome, young man." The Genie does, and he disappears. The young man then says to the woman, "I bet you wished you hadn't had me neutered."
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2008-08-05 06:31:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-05 05:35:41 EDT (#)
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A 97 year old man goes into his doctor's office.
"Doc, I want my sex drive lowered."
"Sir", replied the doctor, "You're 97. Don't you think you're 'sex drive' is all in your head?"
"You're damned right it is!" replied the old man. "That's why I want it lowered!"
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-05 05:33:04 EDT (#)
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Familiarise yourself with the term "joke" then come back and see me
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-05 05:12:26 EDT (#)
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Don't look at the screen - the joke's under your laptop.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-05 05:11:16 EDT (#)
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In a lame Jokes forum this might be passable.
However, on Uber this is quite the Epic FAIL.
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2008-08-05 04:35:49 EDT (#)
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then what happened?
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-08-05 02:35:25 EDT (#)
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Fail.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-05 02:25:30 EDT (#)
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Ubersite does not have a day of the week dedicated to being a dumb faggot. You have misread the rules.