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Rating: -0.73 on 107 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Rebecca Swiney <insanity.rainbow.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2008-08-05 15:56:40 EDT


I'd like for time to heal this, and maybe another chance is all it'll take. I'm interested and interesting. My deepest thoughts keep turning into the shallowest. And chasing dreams have become simple past times. I'm complicated. Your Complaining? Because i'm complaintive. Ive doused myself with the strangest perspectives on my life. The unknown arouses me, and i want to break the code of reality. I enjoy reading quite a bit. Particularly King, Fitch, and my favorite would be some of Poe's Short stories. I attempt to regulate my attitude the best that i can, but, too often i find myself lashing out at mankind. My Bi-polar like personality has gone way too far. Atop of that as much as i despise the human race, i'm also quite fearful of them. Don't know why, but when walking into a public area i feel unbelievably trapped in my own mind. It's the most frightening experiences of my life. But hell, It's what makes my who i am today. I have a long drawn out past. but i hope for an even more chaotic, interesting future. My religion is Strictly agnostic. And ive been a vegetarian going on four years now. I'm a liberal person. I have a difficult time finishing things. I usually leave my works half way done - Don't let anyone scare you, but ive found this life to be quite frightening. Ive yet to find closure in the simplest of things, and my eye is drawn to the dullest of colors these day. So young, a girl, is all i am - and understanding is all i need, but also what i am lacking most. I am alone in this, for you people simply "EXIST" till' death. I want to Live it - but "living" is a harder concept to grasp then i thought...

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-08-10 11:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Holy fucking lame.

Why don't people try digging a little deeper, or maybe thinking a little harder about things before opening up their mouths and adding to the already brimming atmosphere of verbal bullshit.

You're like a junior high schooler that is serious need of a gunshot wound to the brain,

And you're fat.


Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-08-08 08:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Laaaaaaame alter

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-08-08 06:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is pretending to have a bi-polar condition still considered 'cool'?

You should totally go to University and suck cock for 3 years before getting a 3rd, a husband and a shitty place in the rat race. If you're as old as you are and can't use paragraphs then that is really all you've got to look forward to in life.

Unless you start taking heroin, then you might become an interesting person.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-08-08 00:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Heya Doodlebop.

I'm freelancing my mediocre writing skills to lowest bidders all over the country.

It's not a bad gig, plus i get to do it at home where there are no scary strangers.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-07 23:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Also, where are you working now circe?

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-07 23:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't sleep tonight.

Circe should post.

I'd accept another shot of breasts in a basket.

Really anything from her would work.

juding by the lack of reviews, aI withdraw my claim to the poster being an alter.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-08-07 22:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Take "who are" out of the below review. I'm supposed to be working and I got distracted halfway through a sentence.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-08-07 22:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Grammar is important. Correct spelling and punctuation would go a long way toward making this more readable, and lowering the chances of the uber-denizens who are using you as a tampon to staunch their bleeding literary vaginas.

Also, agnostics aren't 'strict'.. they're undecided by definition.

Also, you're agoraphobic, and it's not a personality quirk, it's an anxiety disorder. See a therapist.

The rest of it will pass when you're not a teenager anymore.

Toodles.

Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2008-08-07 15:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for bad teenage writing. Take your meds. You'll fell better tomorrow.

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-07 07:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-06 01:09:02 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

You shame your family by not living up to your people's high standards tubgirl-san.

------------------------

Bahahahahahahaha! I think I let a little bit of wee out.

This sucked horrifically btw

Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2008-08-07 07:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and wtf is wrong with your face, are you pooping?

Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2008-08-07 07:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

jesus betsy this aint myspace.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2008-08-06 23:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Woe is you.

And woe is me for reading this shit.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-08-06 20:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Gator Pride!


Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well kid all I can tell you is that it doesn't get any easier.



Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for taking the time away from cutting yourself to add to Uber. Woot!

Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Fucking hell this reminds me of myself when I was a 15 year old listening to way too much Nirvana and Smashing Pumpkins and acting depressed cause I thought it would make me look cool.

It didn't.

Drop the black clothing, drink some alcohol and go listen to some Ska punk. Best thing I ever did.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-06 13:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Eyeshadow indeed.
:)

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-06 13:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sorry I don't know the difference between mascara and....eye shadow?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-06 12:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Mascara?? 'Tis always black!

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-06 12:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fat cow who bathes in blue (now green) mascara below.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-06 12:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

For the best indeed.

I could hardly cope with the comments on my first post and I am a grown woman.

I still think it was sweet of you Shad.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-08-06 12:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm interested and interesting.

____________


I got that far.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-06 12:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

O RLY?



One of these days I'll take the time to read all of the reviews before I post a comment. Probably not today, my office is being torn down today. Maybe I'll just be a better skimmer.

I did notice that the girl/alter/internet creature hasn't replied on "her" own post yet. If it was a real girl, I think she was scared off less than two minutes after this hit the front page.

For the best, I'm sure.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-06 12:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

shadow, you are giving advice to an award winning author!!


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-06 12:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awww shadow

*tear*

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-06 11:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fair enough. I thought rob_berg did caricatures and such? I don't pay enough attention, it seems.

Probably for the best, I'm sure.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-06 11:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sharing my own goodwill as it were.

+2s for everyone.

Although they often come with a derogatory or condescending remark about the poster.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-06 11:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OK, rob_berg.

That IS what he id isn't it?

I don't really remember.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-06 11:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shitting rainbows is my calling, my trade, my business; and business is good.



Ok that was the gheyest thing I think I've ever written. I'M TRYING TO SPREAD SOME FUCKING CHEER AND GOOD TIDINGS.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-06 11:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shitting rainbows below.

Too bad this is an alter.

A clichéd one at that.


Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-06 11:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm going to do something MOST UNCOOL. I'm going to TALK TO YOU about what you've posted; going on good faith that you're a real girl, an obviously young girl, and a little touched.

Let's discuss.




I'd like for time to heal this,

*What is it that you are hurting from? Did someone take away your power, your worth? Why did you let them? Why don't you just take it back? It's not as hard as you think to look in the mirror and smile. Do you need someone to show you how? It starts with smiling when there's no one looking. Try it.

and maybe another chance is all it'll take.

*Life is full of opportunities to change what we are. Every moment we live affects us, leaves its mark upon us. Every morning you wake up, you are a new version of yourself, hopefully a little wiser than the girl who lived yesterday.

I'm interested and interesting.

*I'm sure you are. Most people are, in fact, if you give them the chance. Very few are really rotten all by themselves.

My deepest thoughts keep turning into the shallowest.

*Don't focus on thinking deep thoughts then, just let your mind wander. "Deep" and "shallow" are subjective; don't categorize what's going on in your mind, just let it flow.

And chasing dreams have become simple past times.

*What better way to pass the time is there, than chasing dreams?

I'm complicated. Your Complaining? Because i'm complaintive.

*I'm not complaining. Maybe you should give others a chance before you expect to be judged.

Ive doused myself with the strangest perspectives on my life. The unknown arouses me, and i want to break the code of reality.

*Isn't that the truth, eh? It's a tricky thing, because we are not truly introspective, not fully; we can only understand ourselves through our relationship with the world at large. Fortunately, we have enough control to decide what that relationship is going to be like, and it's never too late to change your mind or heart.

I enjoy reading quite a bit. Particularly King, Fitch, and my favorite would be some of Poe's Short stories.

*Reading is good for the mind. Just don't get lost in someone else's fantasy.

I attempt to regulate my attitude the best that i can, but, too often i find myself lashing out at mankind. My Bi-polar like personality has gone way too far. Atop of that as much as i despise the human race, i'm also quite fearful of them.

*You fear what you do not yet understand. Nothing in life is truly fearful; we are all mortal, and so anything that does not directly kill us can teach us.

Don't know why, but when walking into a public area i feel unbelievably trapped in my own mind. It's the most frightening experiences of my life. But hell, It's what makes me who i am today.

*Take a deep breath, and stand still for a moment. If you cannot engage those around you directly, try to make connections through observation. You will be amazed at how much you can learn from a single person just by listening to what they say and how they say it, watching their movements and motions.

I have a long drawn out past. but i hope for an even more chaotic, interesting future.

*Try not to confuse chaos with adventure. The two can come together, or be mutually exclusive. Eventually, when you've collected enough memories and experiences, peace will become the most important idea in the world.

My religion is Strictly agnostic. And ive been a vegetarian going on four years now. I'm a liberal person. I have a difficult time finishing things.

*You sound like an ok chick. Hold your views and stand by them, and if you can remain understanding of other's ideas, and compromise (instead of fight or surrender) you'll be just fine.

I usually leave my works half way done - Don't let anyone scare you, but ive found this life to be quite frightening. Ive yet to find closure in the simplest of things, and my eye is drawn to the dullest of colors these day.

*It's a bad patch, let it pass. They always pass.

So young, a girl, is all i am - and understanding is all i need, but also what i am lacking most. I am alone in this, for you people simply "EXIST" till' death. I want to Live it - but "living" is a harder concept to grasp then i thought...

*Saying "you people" is just a way to separate "you" from "us" but the truth is, we're fundamentally and irrevocably connected. I am already a part of you, and you a part of me, just by sharing these words and thoughts. You don't need to put up that wall, and make the distinction. If you want understanding, and I think you do, try offering some to others.




And yes, this site is vicious, brutal, mean spirited, and foul. There are other places with more insight to offer and gentler hands to dole it out; but I don't think you'll ever find a better place to learn how to Skate It Off.

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-08-06 10:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-08-05 18:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Online translations don't work well for Dutch, apparantly.

and that's a GOOD thing in this case!!

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-06 10:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Actually (and I'm not Chinese)it began before I was born, at conception my bio. mother brought shame upon the family, so they forsook her.

Fuckin' Asians. The least they could learn to do is drive.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-06 02:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Doodles.

You're stupid and assumptive.
I may be of asian descent but who fucking cares
My entire family is German.

I know this might be new to you, but for a fee, anyone can buy a child (up to the age of 18) from another country and have them packed and shipped over. (This is all legal, by the way.)
---

Oh, so you already shamed your Chinese birth family by having a vagina instead of a penis. So to rectify the situation they abandoned you. Now they could have the son they needed to bring honor to the family. It appears you've been shaming your family since the day you popped out then.

I get it.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It wouldn't be the first time an uber user 'stole' an identity from the internet to use on uber.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Quite possible, Mr Wolf.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=60885816

However, I'd think that a student recognized for writing would probably be a better speller. Then, if this was posted by this student, maybe she's just writing to the marginally literate ubersite audience.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-06 07:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


I outed her as a kid AGES ago. That news is so yesterday.


Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-06 07:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I feel a little sick because I'm pretty sure from the lack of retort from the author that this isn't an alter. It is in fact a kid...

http://www.islandgazette.net/content/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=4492&Itemid=71

Dear Rebecca,

Ubersite; incase you hadn't noticed, is a terrible place. It is a place where people go to be humiliated and make the mistake of thinking that one day they can become an "elder". Trust me, as a man that has ben here for a great many years you are better off posting your writing where someone may appreciate it than scaling a feces encrusted wall with people at the bottom of it throwing as much feces to dislodge you from the wall as possible.

I personally am not a fan of the poetic, not many here are. I recommend spending a bit of time analysing if a website truly is a "writers forum" or if some silly people on said website just said that it is to make themselves feel better about how much feces they have thrown.

That is all,

-P

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-06 02:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Doodles.

You're stupid and assumptive.
I may be of asian descent but who fucking cares
My entire family is German.

I know this might be new to you, but for a fee, anyone can buy a child (up to the age of 18) from another country and have them packed and shipped over. (This is all legal, by the way.)

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-08-06 02:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am too fucked up on sleeping pills to do my usual get angry and say something really mean so today u get a pass because i.... ahh fuck it tomarrow well do this

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-05 22:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-08-05 21:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am low on the totem pole doodles? What do you do for a job again? Oh thats right you are a fluffer for that beastiality webiste still right?

As for you Rebecca I want my answer. When can I Shart in your mouth?
---

Anything is > http://www.ubersite.com/m/110232 being a pawn in a war.

I also loved your campwhore; it was very Mcbain of you.

Still wanna talk shit?


Also, alter-li I thought you were supposed to be of Asian descent, get our facts mixed up again are we?

P.S. Oh thats right you are a fluffer for that beastiality webiste still right? Ending a statement with the word 'right' does not make it a question. You might also wish to know that you need a comma after the word still. Furthermore 'thats' is not, in fact, a word.

It should have read like 'Oh, (COMMA) that IS(or that's, with an APOSTROPHE, you fucking moron) right you are a fluffer for that bestiality website still.

The word right honestly shouldn't have been tacked on to the end at all.

P.P.S. Learn to spell 'website'

kthxbi




Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-08-05 21:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

EXACTLY what I thought!

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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-05 13:06:30 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0


let's bring back paint it black!!

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-08-05 21:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am low on the totem pole doodles? What do you do for a job again? Oh thats right you are a fluffer for that beastiality webiste still right?

As for you Rebecca I want my answer. When can I Shart in your mouth?

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-05 20:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I shame my german family, doodles???
They (my family) did that whole burning joos thing.
I think writing some inane bullshit on the intrawebz is a little less offensive....(to the masses maybe not on a personal level)

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-08-05 20:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'd fuck your mouth, but I can't guarantee that part of it won't be a desire to keep more amateur poetry like this from issuing forth from your mouth hole.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-05 20:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You shame your family by not living up to your people's high standards tubgirl-san.

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-05 20:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ok, i know my shit has bombed, (and a lot of it honestly hard to read/ get through) but that doesn't mean I'm a complete retard doodles.



Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-05 19:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

P.S. I loved how 'iambetteratit' and ninja (tubgirl) both caleld you retarded.


They're both pretty low on the intellectual totem poll to tell the truth.

P.S.S I think that sandwich chum has a touch of the faggot, I wouldn't take advice from him unless you're getting 'made over'.

All in all this was shit, but I'm doing my part to make uber a happy place.

+2s all around.


Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-05 19:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

come on i need something to play with!!!!
---

I have a good three, three and a half inches for you right here.


Did I say 'inches'? I meant FEET.

THREE TO THREE AND A HALF FEET.

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN WITH THE SMALL PENIS

Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2008-08-05 19:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-05 19:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

<insanity.rainbow.at.yahoo.com> <---- +1 for making me laffs.

Based on your well thought out e-mail address, I bet you're like this way deep thinker who has waxed philosophical many-a-time. I'd have to conclude you're about as groundbreaking as a prairie dog. (The turd kind, not the animal I'll be damned if you fuck w/ the kickassery of prairie dogs....)

Keep on trucking on the tard train, spastica.

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-08-05 19:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're a bi-polar, liberal, vegetarian, agnostic chick who hates everyone and wears buttons in her ears. Congrats, you're like every other 19 year old on the planet.

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-05 19:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ugh. Get a myspace retard.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-08-05 19:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The trick to posting and surviving on Uber is to allow the venomous bitch inside you to run free.

It's therapeutic.

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-05 18:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You'll start to feel better about yourself if you only remember to capitalize the word, "I." It's good for your self esteem.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-05 18:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Isn't Cyrus lovely?

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-08-05 18:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hello Dear,

You seem like a nice sensitive and intelligent young woman. As you probably already determined from the reviews, you're on the wrong website. Anyway, thanks for giving us a look and have a nice life.

Sincerely,

Cyrus

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-08-05 18:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Online translations don't work well for Dutch, apparantly.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-05 18:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

deep

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-08-05 17:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Rebecca, I read the first line or so and decided you are an idiot. I'm not going to hate on you though. All I want to know is can I fart in your mouth? I want you to put your mouth around my asshole and let me fart in it while I videotape it so I can watch your cheeks puff out like somones doing CPR on you.

That youtube video was fucking funny.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-05 17:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Everyone shuuush, and let the emo speak!!

Come on Beccy, show Uber on the teddy where daddy touched you.
===================================
Orphelia, you know TOO much about that subject!!

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-05 17:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Christ, Method, just come out and admit that you want to be a girl. Enough of these alters already.


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-05 17:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

if im right, emo's take it up the bum

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

no moleste

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:57:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:55:56 EDT (#)
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Hormones

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:55:30 EDT (#)
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I'm not sure what you were trying to say, but I don't like the lack of proper grammar. In summation, please don't post again.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:53:26 EDT (#)
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Any chance of you dying soon?

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:44:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:14:54 EDT (#)
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Everyone shuuush, and let the emo speak!!

Come on Beccy, show Uber on the teddy where daddy touched you.
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Brutal.

Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:42:23 EDT (#)
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You are so deep, so wise... Please, share more knowledge with us.



















By "knowledge" I mean "Hole"

*Hole- Shlongy™

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:41:52 EDT (#)
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maybe she's the next picasso?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:40:49 EDT (#)
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so she actually is 12?

greaaaat.

OOH I HAVE JUST THE THING!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CjjC7B6v8Y

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:31:24 EDT (#)
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Did you like, lick a machine shop floor or something?

Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:26:44 EDT (#)
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This post made me laugh out loud.
I almost rolled on the floor except it
would make me feel dirty and misunderstood.
I'd have to start feeling inner-turmoil and
angst beyond the angst if possible. One
day I would end it all and sigh eternally.

I've been inspired.
Seriously...bwaaahaahaaahhahahaahahaha...ha!


Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:25:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:14:54 EDT (#)
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Everyone shuuush, and let the emo speak!!

Come on Beccy, show Uber on the teddy where daddy touched you.

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:24:47 EDT (#)
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I give up. I'm going home.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:23:39 EDT (#)
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Sorry, fucked that last one up.

Anagram of Rebecca Sweeney: Ye Been Ace Screw.

Das' betta.


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:22:38 EDT (#)
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http://www.nhcs.k12.nc.us/mgms/news.html

Oh jesus.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:20:39 EDT (#)
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I take my previous review back.

Anagram of Rebecca Sweeney: I Can Be Screw Ye?


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:18:38 EDT (#)
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i think i see braces on her.

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:17:03 EDT (#)
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I like the style, but the content leaves much to be desired.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:14:54 EDT (#)
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Everyone shuuush, and let the emo speak!!

Come on Beccy, show Uber on the teddy where daddy touched you.


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:14:29 EDT (#)
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i'm sorry i have audrey bittoni's tits ni my face right now. last thing to ever possibly turn me on.

COME ON PHILOSOPHIZEIZEIZE!!!

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:13:18 EDT (#)
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Don't try to start some philosophical argument with me at 4:13 pm, Katy!

Wanna cyber?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:13:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:12:49 EDT (#)
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come on i need something to play with!!!!

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:12:13 EDT (#)
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wait how do you have a long drawn out past? you look 12.

PLEASE I NEED SOME DRAMA RIGHT NOW I'M BORED!

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:11:54 EDT (#)
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i like the tyra banks squinty eyes thing though

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:11:30 EDT (#)
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Dutch.

Ik zou graag voor de tijd om te genezen, en misschien nog een kans is alles in het werk zult nemen. Ik ben geïnteresseerd en interessant. Mijn diepste gedachten houden keerpunt in de shallowest. En dromen najagen zijn geworden eenvoudige verleden tijd. Ik ben ingewikkeld. Uw klacht? Want ik ben complaintive. Ive doused me aan bij de meest vreemde perspectieven op mijn leven. De onbekende wekt mij, en ik wil om de code van de werkelijkheid. Ik geniet van het lezen nogal wat. Vooral King, Fitch, en mijn favoriet zou zijn enkele van Poe's korte verhalen. Ik poging om mijn houding het beste dat ik kan, maar al te vaak vind ik mezelf bevestiging op de mensheid. Mijn Bi-polair, zoals persoonlijkheid is gegaan manier te ver. Atop van dat zoveel i verachten de mensheid, ik ben ook heel bang van hen. Weet niet waarom, maar tijdens het wandelen in een publieke ruimte Ik voel me ongelooflijk gevangen in mijn eigen gedachten. Het is de meest angstaanjagende ervaringen van mijn leven. Maar de hel, Het is wat mij die ik vandaag. Ik heb een lange getrokken uit verleden. Maar ik hoop voor een nog chaotisch, interessante toekomst. Mijn religie is strikt neutraal. En IVE is een vegetarisch gaan over vier jaar nu. Ik ben een liberaal persoon. Ik heb een moeilijke tijd afwerking dingen. Ik laat mijn werken meestal halverwege gedaan - Sta niet toe dat iemand bang voor jou, maar z&#307;n gevonden dit leven te zeer beangstigend. Ive toch aan te sluiten op de meest eenvoudige dingen, en mijn aandacht wordt gevestigd op de dullest kleuren van deze dag. Dus jong, een meisje, is het enige wat ik - en begrip is alles wat ik nodig, maar ook wat ik het meest ontbreekt. Ik ben alleen in deze, voor je mensen gewoon "bestaan" tot "de dood. Ik wil leven - maar "levende" is een concept moeilijker te begrijpen dan ik dacht ...

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:10:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:07:59 EDT (#)
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Hi, alter.

"you people"? OK, Ross perot.

I'm agnostic, too. There is nothing strict about it.
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even atheists have at least one true conviction.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:10:57 EDT (#)
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I'm gonna go cut myself.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:09:52 EDT (#)
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Rebecca: A couple of Uber tips that I'd be happy to share with you.

1) Add a paragraph or two next time
b) Show me your hole
3) STFU

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:09:43 EDT (#)
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ok front page.

paint it black was way better

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:08:52 EDT (#)
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look Swedish!

Jag vill för tid att läka detta, och kanske ytterligare en chans är allt det tar. Jag är intresserad och intressant. Mina djupaste tankar hålla förvandlas till den shallowest. Och jagar drömmar har blivit enklare förr i tiden. Jag är komplicerat. Din klagar? Eftersom jag är complaintive. Ive doused mig till de konstigast perspektiv på mitt liv. Det okända väcker mig och jag vill bryta det nummer av verkligheten. Jag tycker om behandlingen ganska mycket. Särskilt King, Fitch, och min favorit skulle vara några av Poe's Short stories. I försök att reglera min inställning det bästa som jag kan, men alltför ofta finner jag mig själv surra på mänskligheten. Mitt bipolära gillar personlighet har gått alldeles för långt. Atop av det så mycket jag föraktar den mänskliga rasen, jag är också mycket rädda för dem. Vet inte varför, men när gångavstånd till ett publikt område som jag känner otroligt instängd i mitt eget sinne. Det är den mest skrämmande upplevelser av mitt liv. Men helvetet, det är det som gör mig som jag i dag. Jag har en lång utdragen tidigare. Men jag hoppas på ett ännu mer kaotiskt, intressant framtid. Min religion är strikt agnostiker. Och ive varit vegetarian pågått fyra år nu. Jag är en liberal person. Jag har en svår tid avslutar saker. Jag brukar lämna mina verk halvvägs gjort - Låt inte någon skrämma dig, men ive fann detta liv vara ganska skrämmande. Ive ändå att hitta stängning på det enklaste av saker, och mina ögon dras till dullest färger denna dag. Så unga, en flicka, det är allt jag - och förståelse är allt jag behöver, utan också vad jag saknar mest. Jag är ensam i det här, för er människor helt enkelt "inte existerar" till "död. Jag vill leva det - men "lever" är ett svårare begrepp att gripa tag sedan jag tanken ...

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:08:32 EDT (#)
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no no no front page front page!!

i sounded chinese when i said that in my head.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:07:59 EDT (#)
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Hi, alter.

"you people"? OK, Ross perot.

I'm agnostic, too. There is nothing strict about it.

Submitted by diavola (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:07:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:06:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:04:28 EDT (#)
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I hope to fuck this is an alter, because, well, for fucks sake, 'insanity rainbow'?

This is all shades of wrong and fucked up.
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let's bring back paint it black!!

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:05:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:05:22 EDT (#)
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teenage wisdom...

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:04:28 EDT (#)
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I hope to fuck this is an alter, because, well, for fucks sake, 'insanity rainbow'?

This is all shades of wrong and fucked up.

Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:03:37 EDT (#)
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Eat a bushel of dicks you cum encrusted gutter slut.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:03:23 EDT (#)
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"you people simply "EXIST" till' death"


-2

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:03:03 EDT (#)
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Y HALO THERE big block o emo text.

I think you were looking for this
www.myspace.com


Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-05 16:02:25 EDT (#)
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wtf

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-08-05 15:58:25 EDT (#)
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stfu & gtfo emo kid


Homer: I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders ... my
friend!

Lenny: What'd he say?

Carl: I dunno. Somethin' about being gay.

Homer Loves Flanders