Looks are fading fast. (1839 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.85 on 106 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Director (View user info) at 2008-08-06 01:03:37 EDT
I often think of my dead wife. She's been gone so long now that it really doesn't hurt anymore (my divorce was the most painful thing I have ever endured) but I still think of her, nearly, if not every, day. Some people say I obsess over her. I see a photograph of an anonymous woman who looks slightly like her and was around her age, and bam! I'm talking about Maria. It's very possible I'm over-obessesive about her. What device does one use to determine such a thing?
I remember there were some very good times, but I also remember that I was a young, dumb prick, and that she too was imperfect. I no longer glorify her as I used to, though she was indeed a damn fine person. 300 people attended her wake.
But I always come back to the last time she and I looked at each other. I was going off to war. She was going off to Mexico. I hate sappy shit like "her eyes spoke volumnes of her love," but I do so clearly remember. We had had a last night together. She drove me to my parting point, and after I got out of the passenger side of the car I touched her cheek with my hand. She grabbed my hand and held it against her face for a few moments. I finally gently pulled away and she looked at me with her large brown eyes and they were, truly, full of a warm, forgiving, enduring faith, compassion and, yes, love. I turned and went inside and I never saw her again.
It was a good look, that, one of the best I've ever received. I surely do hope whatever I conveyed back to her stayed with her till the end.
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I had two step-sons, once upon a time. I loved those little guys. They were just a barrel of laughs. Every night when I got home from work we would play and wrestle and roll around on the floor. They were rambunctious as hell and I, being in my 20's, was too, but in an adult, grown up, I have a professional job and a mortgage kind of way. One of them once banged his head, pretty hard. He started crying but I knew he wasn't badly hurt. He just wanted to cry. I kept tickling him. He would snort but hide his face and try to keep crying. I tickled him some more. Same thing. Then I told him something about how a boogie man he had kind of outgrown was gonna eat him if he didn't laugh, right here and right now, and he could no longer control himself. He burst into giggles and looked at me with a look of adoration and amusment that made me giggle. Soon all of us...the two boys, myself and my wife were roaring with laughter in our house.
That was damn good look that kid gave me.
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I once dated a pretty hot chick named Alison. It didn't last long. A few months. But I remember after our first date, when I dropped her off. I had no intentions of trying to get some pussy or even a kiss and just said goodnight, I'll call you.
She looked down and up at me, sideways, with a small smile on her lips and an experssion in her eyes I read as one of curiosity and uncertainty. As in, "Hmmmm. Am I gonna see this guy again?"
She did and eventually I fucked her lights out, but it ended soon after.
Still, everytime I date a new girl I look for that look and I've never seen it again.
That was an interesting look Alison laid on me.
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My father, years and years and years ago was a young man. He had steely blue eyes. My brother and sister and I always slunk around whenever he was near, and tried like hell to avoid him as much as possible. We were deathly afraid of him. One morning, during the summer months, he stayed home from wherever the fuck it was he worked. That made us all queasy as fuck, and the three of us snuck out to play in a field not far away. An hour or so later I snuck back into the house to get a drink of water. The old man heard me and came barging out of his bedroom in his underwear. He snatched me up in the air by my arm and threw me back down on the ground.
"I've been calling and calling and calling you three! WHere have you been?!?! I'm sick and I needed something!"
I can still feel those eyes. They were cold, hard as diamonds and full of hatred.
I haven't seen that man since his brother died, at the funeral in Dallas in 2000.
That was a scary look the old man froze me with.
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It's funny now, though. I'm getting old. I'm broke, financially and spiritually. My physical looks are fading fast from a lifetime of surfing and outdoor labor, alcohol and tobacco abuse. People no longer pay much attention to me and most of the looks I get are mere glances of uninterest, or impatience and "hurry up."
Looks are fading fast.
User Reviews
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-08-10 11:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that is what writing is all about.
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-08-08 10:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus christ you're a failure.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2008-08-07 23:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's to being spiritually broke!
*raises glass*
*chugs beer*
Submitted by dickhead (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pants, great big pants.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-08-07 08:07:57 EDT (#)
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I was having a great morning.
Last work day of the work week for me. only eight hours to go, and now I want to kill myself.
thanks.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2008-08-07 07:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What war and what was Maria doing in Mexico? if you don't mind me askin that is.
Excellent writing, sir. You have me reminiscing.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-08-07 04:28:13 EDT (#)
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Ah, you're old and unimportant. You should have gone to college...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-08-07 04:27:38 EDT (#)
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HATE CRIMINAL
Submitted by Petition (user info) at 2008-08-07 04:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sad
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-07 00:37:41 EDT (#)
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Yah, yah yah. I enjoyed this.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-06 23:34:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-06 23:31:51 EDT (#)
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Waaah, my pussy hurts.
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Sorry to hear that old chum. You know what I say though.
Anal rape. The cause of, and solution too, all of life's problems.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-06 23:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Waaah, my pussy hurts.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2008-08-06 22:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
snippets. i like snippets.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-08-06 22:00:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-08-06 18:49:34 EDT (#)
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I really enjoyed reading this - even when I realised that you were writing as a human and not as the dog
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-08-06 18:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Homo.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-08-06 17:50:22 EDT (#)
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a lot of people i think are morons dislike you, therefore, you are probably a decent guy.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-06 17:13:59 EDT (#)
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Beano sighting below.
Submitted by stewie_GO_SAINTS (user info) at 2008-08-06 17:08:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-08-06 16:45:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2008-08-06 16:39:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:58:28 EDT (#)
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once an emo, always an emo, eh?
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:49:16 EDT (#)
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I'm beano?
Jesus mccallum, i don't think he was even bitching, so nothing to walk off.
it was just honest and bittersweet.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:16:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:06:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-08-06 11:10:18 EDT (#)
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LOL the divorced cat herder is giving the kid toucher advice on life, priceless! the person, and it's not a bad things at all.
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LOL the guy who looks like the bastard child of George Michael and a fire hydrant is LOLing at others.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-06 13:54:18 EDT (#)
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nice
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-08-06 13:30:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-08-06 13:12:19 EDT (#)
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Jesus Christ; the comments.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-08-06 12:57:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree the looks you get when your beauty fades are hard to take sometimes. I am getting use to being invisible.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-08-06 12:45:24 EDT (#)
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Good read.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-06 12:14:48 EDT (#)
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thing* singular.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-06 12:06:39 EDT (#)
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You know what? I liked this. It felt honest, and was reasonably well written.
Pieces like these give you insight to the person, and it's not a bad things at all.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-08-06 11:10:18 EDT (#)
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LOL the divorced cat herder is giving the kid toucher advice on life, priceless!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-06 11:08:55 EDT (#)
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McCallum, McCallum. You people are misreading this. It's not a self pity thingymahjiggy. I just wrote this last night because I wanted something to post, and the song "Glory Days" by Bruce Springsteen was playing.
I put two and two together and this is what surfaced.
It's not a skate it off thing. It's a damn I'm bored and have no imagination at the moment so this is what I'll write. And I wrote it.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-06 11:04:00 EDT (#)
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Part of me feels sympathy, part of me is shouting WALK IT OFF.
Get on with life or jump in front of a bus.
Seriously.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-08-06 11:02:21 EDT (#)
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My goal in life is to become invisible.
I'm half-way there.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-06 10:56:52 EDT (#)
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No shit.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-08-06 10:55:53 EDT (#)
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I'm beano too!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-06 10:55:47 EDT (#)
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Yep.
Submitted by branimal_08 (user info) at 2008-08-06 10:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I Guess you'll accuse me of being this beano fellow because I though this was utter utter crap.
Oh well.
Go right ahead.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-06 10:48:35 EDT (#)
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Beano alters?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-06 10:44:26 EDT (#)
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Beano sighting below.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-06 10:44:11 EDT (#)
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Oh, is he one of those people that take shit way too seriously?
Bye, guys I get to hook up some fire alarms today...yay electricity!!
Submitted by trivia91 (user info) at 2008-08-06 10:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Groan
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-06 10:41:24 EDT (#)
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A very sad little (big fat) man.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-06 10:39:06 EDT (#)
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I hear that name alot, who is beano?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-06 10:37:06 EDT (#)
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Half the hatred below is from Beano, a European.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-06 10:32:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-06 10:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um. Wtf happened since 3 this morning? Everything was rolling along all nicely and.....
wow. The hostility.
Hi bobblahblah!
Director- Are you some kind of mind reader or somethign? Or you just know how awesome gmail is?
I'm so confused. You can have (I mean buy) my second child.
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I hate to say this Tater, but I think what happened is America woke up. The late night crowd is Europe.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-06 10:32:35 EDT (#)
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Director- Are you some kind of mind reader or somethign? Or you just know how awesome gmail is?
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No. Someone from this website invited me to Gmail and it's all I've ever used since.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-06 10:29:00 EDT (#)
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Um. Wtf happened since 3 this morning? Everything was rolling along all nicely and.....
wow. The hostility.
Hi bobblahblah!
Director- Are you some kind of mind reader or somethign? Or you just know how awesome gmail is?
I'm so confused. You can have (I mean buy) my second child.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-06 10:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spot on
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-06 10:07:06 EDT (#)
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Uh, sluttygirlfucker, see the post above.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 10:05:00 EDT (#)
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Do you have kids? Honest question...
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-06 10:03:31 EDT (#)
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I guess I don't understand. Are you suggesting I'm a virgin? Or that I'd be a loser if I was?
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 10:00:49 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/97936
Just read the first...mmm, I dunno, 10 words and you'll see how equal you two are.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:48:35 EDT (#)
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It's neither because I have no idea who the fuck Frank the Bear is.
Method just gave me a -2 and some gibberish.
:-(
weeeeeeep.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-08 21:59:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
slobodancomm: I WILL KNOCK YOUR FAT ASS DOWN THE STAIRS AND STOMP YOUR FAT SKULL
electro1178: I WILL KNOCK YOUR FAT ASS DOWN THE STAIRS AND STOMP YOUR FAT SKULL
slobodancomm: I WILL KILL YOU, YOU RACIST PIECE OF SHIT, I SAW WHAT YOU WROTE, EXPECT A VISIT
electro1178: I WILL KILL YOU, YOU RACIST PIECE OF SHIT, I SAW WHAT YOU WROTE, EXPECT A VISIT
slobodancomm: ECHOES WORDS OR PHRASES
slobodancomm: A SIGN OF AUTISM
electro1178: ECHOES WORDS OR PHRASES
electro1178: A SIGN OF AUTISM
slobodancomm: YOU ARE AUTISTIC
electro1178: YOU ARE AUTISTIC
slobodancomm: AUTISM
slobodancomm: YOU ARE FAT
electro1178: I have Autism... yes, but I only am repeating your words as you are a dumbshit.
electro1178: I am cool. I know.
electro1178: Thanks.
slobodancomm: NO YOU ARE RETARDED, SO YOU, HOW YOU SAY, PARROT
electro1178: You have a parrot, you say?
slobodancomm: YOU PARROT MY WORDS
electro1178: So you are a pirate?
electro1178: Go sail away
slobodancomm: I AM SLOPODAN
slobodancomm: I WILL SHOOT YOU UP
electro1178: I know your sloppy.
electro1178: You shout alot too
slobodancomm: HEY, THAT IS MY NAME YOU CUNT
slobodancomm: YOU RACIST PIECE OF SHIT
electro1178: You seem like someone kicked you in the nuts...
electro1178: I am not racist...
slobodancomm: YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MAFIA, FATTY
slobodancomm: MY FRIEND YUGOSLAV WAS LOOKING FOR GUIDE TO COMING TO THE AMERICA
electro1178: mafia movies are cool.
slobodancomm: HE CAME ONTO YOUR INTERNET, IT SAID
slobodancomm: IT SAID YOU BITCH SLAP
slobodancomm: RUSSIANS
electro1178: Your friend is a yo-yo on the internet....
slobodancomm: HATE CRIMES
electro1178: You believed my story?
slobodancomm: YOU WILL BE BITCH SLAPPED WITH MY REVOLVER
electro1178: I actually haven't slapped anyone...
slobodancomm: I KNOW WHEN I AM CORRECT, AND YOU WILL BE PUNISHED
slobodancomm: OH, SO YOU ARE LIAR AS WELL AS HATE CRIMINAL
electro1178: I am not racist...
electro1178: and I am not a criminal...
slobodancomm: YOU ARE BOTH
electro1178: as I haven't broken any laws or shit
slobodancomm: YOU HAVE BROKEN HATE CRIME LAWS
slobodancomm: YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE LAW
slobodancomm: BECAUSE YOU ARE RETARDED
electro1178: You are shouting... therefore, I sense you are nervous or something...
slobodancomm: AND YOU DO REMEDIAL MATH
slobodancomm: I HAVE A HOW YOU SAY 'POP QUIZ' FOR YOU
slobodancomm: WHAT IS 6 + 2
slobodancomm: DO NOT START THE WINDOWS CALCULATOR
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One last one, Jarrod...only because it just dawned on me.
Is it comforting or revolting knowing that your real life equal is Frankthebear?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Once again, you don't get it, Jr.
The simple fact that you were actually pathetic, and low-life enough to post photographs of yourself fucking some slut is all the insult I ever need as far as you're concerned.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:37:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73737
myshit... I swear I had some weirdo with loads of accounts with a similar name -2 a bunch of my posts. Wouldn't leave me alone.
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I'm not sure I get what you are saying.
If you think that people are accurate when they say I'm depressed (or angry... whichever it was!) because I drop minus 2's on this piece of shit then you are so delusional as to be in need of help.
As for multiple accounts, again... not sure what you are saying. Seems everyone is quick to accuse me of having multiple accounts based on who minus 2's them (basically ANYONE minus two's them and they claim it's me using an alter)... never seen a shred of proof, nor will I.
Yet these very same people quite often admit or mess up their OWN alters and seems to think it's not in any way hypocritical.
It's an odd ol' place I tell thee.
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Just pointing out that you, Gay, Sambo13, billrhine and spidy all seem to have rather similar childlike personalities, very few posts to your name (if any) and all seem to have staggered across this post at the same time.
You all sound just like this guy...
http://www.ubersite.com/u/THIS_IS_SHIT
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Causeican
http://www.ubersite.com/u/HelloMello
-P
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that your only concern with me, is that I fuck girls and take pictures? I have a bevy of insults to throw at you and you've got but one? Shoot me an email, I show you the pics and I'll let YOU post them on here. That way YOU did something notable in your life.
How's that sound, dick siphon?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was a hypothetical, Jr. It was meant to illustrate how the so called high and mighty are subject to the same ugliness that life can be as the so called low and worthless. I'd never actually piss or spit in yours or anyone else's soup.
I didn't expect you to get it, Jr.
Let's see some new pictures of you fucking a girl! C'mon! We know you've got em'!
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you intentionally juxtapose these two sentences?
"And I feel fine in the knowledge that whatever work I do, it's honest work, and therefore honorable. Something like "being a servant" to someone like you doesn't bother me in the least. I can always piss in your soup or spit in your coffee and you'll never, ever know that you're drinking my bodily fluids."
Pissing or spitting in my food is honorable? Dude, I almost feel sorry for ragging on you but you bring it on yourself being so miserably pathetic, meager, and weak. I swear that I took a shit yesterday and looked down at the toilet paper smear and believe you me...it was more important than you'll ever be.
Seriously, I wish you the best of luck in accomplishing just one thing or at best not falling victim to your shortcomings. Have a +2.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's funny. I don't come around here as much as I used to and eventually I won't have time to at all. Besides, the thrill is gone.
But I still get a kick out of how people really believe that an internet hurled insult is meaningful, or hurtful, or means anything in any way.
People like Beano/Myshit/Sambo/on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and...
People like Sico.
People like Shlongy.
If that were true I would have been mortally wounded and slunk away years ago.
It's amusing, especially since most of those people are, as sico said, half my age and haven't a clue.
I wish you goodday. I'm off to see the Wizard. Maybe he'll fix my life for me, eh?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Anywaaaaaay....
Happy to continue this 'chat' but not on this wasters post.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73737
myshit... I swear I had some weirdo with loads of accounts with a similar name -2 a bunch of my posts. Wouldn't leave me alone.
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I'm not sure I get what you are saying.
If you think that people are accurate when they say I'm depressed (or angry... whichever it was!) because I drop minus 2's on this piece of shit then you are so delusional as to be in need of help.
As for multiple accounts, again... not sure what you are saying. Seems everyone is quick to accuse me of having multiple accounts based on who minus 2's them (basically ANYONE minus two's them and they claim it's me using an alter)... never seen a shred of proof, nor will I.
Yet these very same people quite often admit or mess up their OWN alters and seems to think it's not in any way hypocritical.
It's an odd ol' place I tell thee.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:20:48 EDT (#)
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Where on earth is that smell of failure coming from?
Oh, below.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:19:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:10:15 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha, for someone who is a self-admitted fuck up, waiter/newspaper seller, you'd think that you might have some goals to accomplish instead of taking lightly what someone half your age was able to accomplish: get a job, keep it, and advance. Seems as though you are stuck in reverse down a steep sided hole. I have absolutely no faith that you'll ever function as anyone other than a servant to people like me.
Oh, and have a great day.
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Well that's the thing: you're half my age. You have no idea what's in store for you in the real world; it's brutal, and there is no such thing as job security, or security at all for that matter. One day you're on top and the next you're bussing tables. It's called life and it can be a bitch from hell.
And I feel fine in the knowledge that whatever work I do, it's honest work, and therefore honorable. Something like "being a servant" to someone like you doesn't bother me in the least. I can always piss in your soup or spit in your coffee and you'll never, ever know that you're drinking my bodily fluids.
Now run along little boy. Don't you feel the need to impress internet strangers with pictures of you fucking an ugly girl again?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahahaha, for someone who is a self-admitted fuck up, waiter/newspaper seller, you'd think that you might have some goals to accomplish instead of taking lightly what someone half your age was able to accomplish: get a job, keep it, and advance. Seems as though you are stuck in reverse down a steep sided hole. I have absolutely no faith that you'll ever function as anyone other than a servant to people like me.
Oh, and have a great day.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-06 05:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-06 05:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeh, myshit strikes me as a pretty unhappy person
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You know nothing of the person behind the myshit persona.
Don't be so short sighted as to assume that what gets typed on here is a reflection of my life.
I pity people who cannot seperate personalities online with personalities off line.
:o(
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/73737
myshit... I swear I had some weirdo with loads of accounts with a similar name -2 a bunch of my posts. Wouldn't leave me alone.
Fantastic post.
-P
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahahaha, for someone who is a self-admitted fuck up, waiter/newspaper seller, you'd think that you might have some goals to accomplish instead of taking lightly what someone half your age was able to accomplish: get a job, keep it, and advance. Seems as though you are stuck in reverse down a steep sided hole. I have absolutely no faith that you'll ever function as anyone other than a servant to people like me.
Oh, and have a great day.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117940#2756854
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
where are those razor blades I had...
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sambo13 (user info) at 2008-08-06 08:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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I'm curious how Beano gets all these alters. Do you pay Bart for the passwords or what?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-06 09:01:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 08:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hence taking time out of your day to respond. Surely you have some more nothingness to accomplish in life, no? http://www.ubersite.com/m/117953
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Such as what? Becoming a Jr. Chemist?
What do I have to do? Get a Jr. Chemistry set @ Toys R' Us and tinker with it for a few hours then put on the experience section of my resume: Jr. Chemist, 2008-current. That seems like some good nothingness to accomplish.
Submitted by sambo13 (user info) at 2008-08-06 08:54:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 08:53:00 EDT (#)
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Hence taking time out of your day to respond. Surely you have some more nothingness to accomplish in life, no? http://www.ubersite.com/m/117953
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-06 08:51:40 EDT (#)
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Really fantastic. The story about your former stepsons reminded me of a dream I had a long time ago. Weird.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-06 08:37:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 08:28:54 EDT (#)
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That's probably the most pathetic thing I've ever read and now I truly, genuinely feel deep pity for you. I hope you seek help in therapy and medicine effectively terminating your bout with internet dementia. Poor fellow.
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Yeah. Well fortunatly for me I don't much care what you feel, think, say or do. I cannot and never will be able to associate any mental image of you other than that of a wigger dickstain who posts pictures of himself banging some mediocre broad on the internet.
Classy, that.
Sorry old hoss, but you mean noffing.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2008-08-06 08:31:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 08:28:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:59:36 EDT (#)
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I dunno what happened to Sico but he was one of the few Ubersiters I really, truly did not like. Most people I like or at least can tolerate, but that guy annoyed the everloving fuck out of me.
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That's probably the most pathetic thing I've ever read and now I truly, genuinely feel deep pity for you. I hope you seek help in therapy and medicine effectively terminating your bout with internet dementia. Poor fellow.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-08-06 08:07:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-06 07:20:18 EDT (#)
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I suspect that the best writing comes out when the mind is not completely focused and sane. It must be disturbed by something to make the good force it's way through the filters. Caffeine, alcohol or some other drug, lack of sleep, fear, mental illness, something.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-06 06:43:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by spidy (user info) at 2008-08-06 11:26:39 BST (#)
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I broke ubersite.
That's what reviewing for the first time in a few years does to you.
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Between the UK hours of 11am and 12am, Uber is very, very slooooooooooooooooooow.
Submitted by spidy (user info) at 2008-08-06 06:26:39 EDT (#)
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I broke ubersite.
That's what reviewing for the first time in a few years does to you.
Submitted by spidy (user info) at 2008-08-06 06:20:34 EDT (#)
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I hate self pity.
Submitted by spidy (user info) at 2008-08-06 06:17:49 EDT (#)
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I hate self pity.
Submitted by spidy (user info) at 2008-08-06 06:16:47 EDT (#)
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I hate self pity.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-08-06 05:57:49 EDT (#)
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you seem depressed
:)
revel in being a dirty old man, I plan on it when I finally get that old :)
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-06 05:54:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-06 05:24:09 EDT (#)
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Yeh, myshit strikes me as a pretty unhappy person
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You know nothing of the person behind the myshit persona.
Don't be so short sighted as to assume that what gets typed on here is a reflection of my life.
I pity people who cannot seperate personalities online with personalities off line.
:o(
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-06 05:24:09 EDT (#)
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Yeh, myshit strikes me as a pretty unhappy person
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-08-06 05:17:13 EDT (#)
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Looks don't matter when you got all this experience in your luggage.
Very touching post this is.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-06 04:53:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-06 04:13:00 EDT (#)
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Fucking gay.
I think you were looking for www.woeisme.com
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Never in my life, online or day to day, have I encountered such a petty, cowardly toolpouch as this pussy.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-06 04:18:24 EDT (#)
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Sometimes I confuse Beano with Bubba.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-06 04:13:00 EDT (#)
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Fucking gay.
I think you were looking for www.woeisme.com
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-06 03:50:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-08-06 02:30:16 EDT (#)
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Her eyes said to me; "you sad, quiet boy... you know you're coming in anyway"
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damn, ain't that the truth
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-08-06 02:29:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-06 02:21:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-06 02:19:40 EDT (#)
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I like puppies.
I really like gmail.
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I knew you would.
Ha ha at Phallic.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-08-06 02:20:59 EDT (#)
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Nice little vignettes, director. Also, funny story below. Also, fuck Manny Ramirez. I just got here, but I'm going to bed.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-06 02:19:40 EDT (#)
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I like puppies.
I really like gmail.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-06 02:17:53 EDT (#)
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I was sitting on the beach watching a poisonous purple sunset when a stunning Asian girl sat silently beside me. I was mourning nothing more or less than life itself and without a word and on instinct alone soon I found myself peeling off her tiny bikini bottoms with my teeth.
She was on her hands and knees and, as her swimmers fell down to her knees a small and crinkled ballsack fell in front of my face. She peered down at me between her legs, past her balls and into my shocked face. Her eyes said to me; "you sad, quiet boy... you know you're coming in anyway"
That was a life changing look that tranny gave me.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-08-06 02:17:34 EDT (#)
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May I suggest a rifled slug, cause sometimes buckshot can be a little iffy.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-06 01:41:00 EDT (#)
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LOOK - this was purdy.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-08-06 01:29:03 EDT (#)
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Loved this
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-06 01:13:27 EDT (#)
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this is one of the best things i've ever read of yours. really good.