Attn: Shlongy (1283 hits)
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Submitted by Gay (View user info) at 2008-08-06 13:53:43 EDT
Get some fucking game, old man. Actually, I've only played 7 times in my life and have 114 as my best score. How long will it be before I shoot under 100?
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Submitted by Mr_Asshat (user info) at 2008-08-11 11:47:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-11 08:22:30 EDT (#)
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I shot a 108 yesterday and I think I gave myself a few strokes on some holes.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-10 11:58:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-09 07:06:27 EDT (#)
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oh, before I play with either one of you, I think you should take a look at this:
http://www.usga.org/playing/rules/pdf/2008ROG.pdf
Learn it. Live it. Love it.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-09 02:25:35 EDT (#)
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i take that back sico. I'd give you 20 strokes.
that would probably be enough to get you to orgasm.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-09 02:21:35 EDT (#)
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pandora that was weak. he probably went to N.C State or something.
Sico I would give you 12 strokes. I would give shlongy 4.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-08-09 01:16:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:41:01 EDT (#)
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I just made a fart so bad that I dry heaved. Some chemist walked through immediately afterwards and didn't say a word. Go figure.
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They're used to the sulphurous stench of toxic gases. I'd love to say something about the dangers of methane right now, but I think it'll be more fun to watch you discover it on your your own.
So, running a meth lab now qualifies as chemistry credits? What school did you go to?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-08 23:11:09 EDT (#)
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i see you are playing from the cold-frosted silver tees. Two stroke penalty for lining your ball up in front of the marker.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-08 12:47:09 EDT (#)
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I'm just trying to be an ass.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-08 08:10:25 EDT (#)
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x54, if you read my statement: "Actually, faggoteers the answer is A,B, and C and they all grammatically fit especially when you insert the "and" part." you'd see that the "AND" was necessary.
NO big deal though, unless you were just trying to be an ass.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-08 07:41:43 EDT (#)
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Golf is appeasing.
I play as often as possible.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-08 00:12:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-07 19:38:41 PDT (#)
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I believe he meant: I am getting ready to do a water titration, feel like I got to shit so hard I could shell peas with my starfish, and am really, really hungover. I would call you a dipshit but I think you already know that.
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Sure. Take his side. I can see you grammar retards all stick together.
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-07 22:38:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-07 19:20:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-07 10:04:58 PDT (#)
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Actually, faggoteers the answer is A,B, and C and they all grammatically fit especially when you insert the "and" part.
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You dipshit, only A is grammatically correct.
A) I am Getting ready to do a water titration
B) I am Feel like I got to shit so hard I could shell peas with my starfish
C) I am Am really, really hungover.
B sounds like you're Asian. And C sounds like you're a stuttering retard. (Instead of the non-stuttering retard you sound like normally.)
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I believe he meant: I am getting ready to do a water titration, feel like I got to shit so hard I could shell peas with my starfish, and am really, really hungover. I would call you a dipshit but I think you already know that.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-07 19:20:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-07 10:04:58 PDT (#)
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Actually, faggoteers the answer is A,B, and C and they all grammatically fit especially when you insert the "and" part.
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You dipshit, only A is grammatically correct.
A) I am Getting ready to do a water titration
B) I am Feel like I got to shit so hard I could shell peas with my starfish
C) I am Am really, really hungover.
B sounds like you're Asian. And C sounds like you're a stuttering retard. (Instead of the non-stuttering retard you sound like normally.)
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-07 15:16:43 EDT (#)
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My brother and father just got back last night, they saw kid rock i think... my clutch went out last week so I couldn't make it.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-07 15:06:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:48:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:36:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-06 22:02:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:50:30 EDT (#)
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Serious question: Does it matter what kind of equipment I have. Is there any advantage to playing with a $700 driver vs. one that costs $250?
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I bought a motorcycle for $700 on eBay. It's a 1985 Kaw GPz750. It goes 150mph+, gets (with ethanol) 55 mpg, and is more fun in 1/2 hour than your $700 golf club will be in 10 lifetimes. Add to that the pretty important (if you're 25) fact that when you're 25 and have a $700 motorcycle chicks will fuck you whereas if you're 25 and have a $700 golf club chicks will fuck the guy with the $700 motorcycle, I think your path should be clear. Get your driver for $30 at Play It Again Sports, ride to the course on your bike, and enjoy the ride later.
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God damn it, Skrap! You're a goddamn genius! This is the most outstanding review I have ever read. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted.
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Skrap, why aren't you in South Dakota right now?
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Sadly, work requires my presence in FL so Sturgis is out this year. KISS played on Saturday, and tonight is ZZ Top. A while back I had toyed with the idea of riding to the rally this year, but I doubt any of my bikes are reliable enough to be trusted for the 4000 mile round trip.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-08-07 13:46:44 EDT (#)
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practice.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-08-07 13:31:47 EDT (#)
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Semantics.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-07 13:04:58 EDT (#)
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Actually, faggoteers the answer is A,B, and C and they all grammatically fit especially when you insert the "and" part.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-08-07 12:55:32 EDT (#)
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X54: I was thinking EXACTLY the same thing. It could have been "I..." and then the rest...but meh, whatever. What's grammar for, anyway? Grammar, shmammar, I say.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:22:38 EDT (#)
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It has to be A. It's the only grammatically correct answer when concatenated with "I am."
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:18:10 EDT (#)
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C
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-07 10:29:58 EDT (#)
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I am:
A) Getting ready to do a water titration
B) Feel like I got to shit so hard I could shell peas with my starfish
C) Am really, really hungover.
First person to get it right gets a hot fudge sundae
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:48:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:36:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-06 22:02:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:50:30 EDT (#)
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Serious question: Does it matter what kind of equipment I have. Is there any advantage to playing with a $700 driver vs. one that costs $250?
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I bought a motorcycle for $700 on eBay. It's a 1985 Kaw GPz750. It goes 150mph+, gets (with ethanol) 55 mpg, and is more fun in 1/2 hour than your $700 golf club will be in 10 lifetimes. Add to that the pretty important (if you're 25) fact that when you're 25 and have a $700 motorcycle chicks will fuck you whereas if you're 25 and have a $700 golf club chicks will fuck the guy with the $700 motorcycle, I think your path should be clear. Get your driver for $30 at Play It Again Sports, ride to the course on your bike, and enjoy the ride later.
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God damn it, Skrap! You're a goddamn genius! This is the most outstanding review I have ever read. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted.
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Skrap, why aren't you in South Dakota right now?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:36:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-06 22:02:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:50:30 EDT (#)
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Serious question: Does it matter what kind of equipment I have. Is there any advantage to playing with a $700 driver vs. one that costs $250?
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I bought a motorcycle for $700 on eBay. It's a 1985 Kaw GPz750. It goes 150mph+, gets (with ethanol) 55 mpg, and is more fun in 1/2 hour than your $700 golf club will be in 10 lifetimes. Add to that the pretty important (if you're 25) fact that when you're 25 and have a $700 motorcycle chicks will fuck you whereas if you're 25 and have a $700 golf club chicks will fuck the guy with the $700 motorcycle, I think your path should be clear. Get your driver for $30 at Play It Again Sports, ride to the course on your bike, and enjoy the ride later.
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God damn it, Skrap! You're a goddamn genius! This is the most outstanding review I have ever read. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-08-07 08:22:26 EDT (#)
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I was going to say something like why are you holding the club like a fag and then I saw it was your post... How else are YOU meant to hold it, after all.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-07 07:39:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-07 07:20:52 EDT (#)
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Right now there are six-hundred Titleists that I got at the driving range in the trunk of my car. Why don't we drive out to Rock-a-Way and hit them into the ocean?!
Now picture this: We find a nice sweet spot between the dunes, we take out our drivers, we tee up and that ball goes sailing up into the sky holds there for a moment and then . . . gueeleepppppppppppppppp
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-08-07 06:46:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-06 22:02:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:50:30 EDT (#)
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Serious question: Does it matter what kind of equipment I have. Is there any advantage to playing with a $700 driver vs. one that costs $250?
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I bought a motorcycle for $700 on eBay. It's a 1985 Kaw GPz750. It goes 150mph+, gets (with ethanol) 55 mpg, and is more fun in 1/2 hour than your $700 golf club will be in 10 lifetimes. Add to that the pretty important (if you're 25) fact that when you're 25 and have a $700 motorcycle chicks will fuck you whereas if you're 25 and have a $700 golf club chicks will fuck the guy with the $700 motorcycle, I think your path should be clear. Get your driver for $30 at Play It Again Sports, ride to the course on your bike, and enjoy the ride later.
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hahaha! fucking rights. remeber tho, speed kills, alive 55, etc. etc.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-08-07 06:38:01 EDT (#)
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This is probably the worst fucking post I have ever seen. Everything about it, including gay sunglasses, trendy gay leg tattoo, gay Coors product, gay look on face, gay alterism, gay Bubba coming all over it, gay Shlongy in the title, it's all so gay and fucking gay.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-06 22:02:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:50:30 EDT (#)
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Serious question: Does it matter what kind of equipment I have. Is there any advantage to playing with a $700 driver vs. one that costs $250?
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I bought a motorcycle for $700 on eBay. It's a 1985 Kaw GPz750. It goes 150mph+, gets (with ethanol) 55 mpg, and is more fun in 1/2 hour than your $700 golf club will be in 10 lifetimes. Add to that the pretty important (if you're 25) fact that when you're 25 and have a $700 motorcycle chicks will fuck you whereas if you're 25 and have a $700 golf club chicks will fuck the guy with the $700 motorcycle, I think your path should be clear. Get your driver for $30 at Play It Again Sports, ride to the course on your bike, and enjoy the ride later.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-06 21:50:04 EDT (#)
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Anything that involves playing with little balls hey, Snacksonsemen?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-06 20:02:39 EDT (#)
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Until about 4, 5 years ago, I was a tremendous driver of the golf ball- straight- not super long but long for my size. Consistently 10, 11 fairways a round. LOVED hitting the tee ball.
And when I was young, I was a superior putter and wedge player.
Now, since I stink, I'd say the strongest part of my game is my ability to buy numerous drinks at the bar after the round.
And I'm pretty good at tipping the guys at the bag drop.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-08-06 19:58:47 EDT (#)
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Golf is like Paris running for President.
Only worth considering when drunk.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-06 19:28:31 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, what is the strongest part of your game and favorite club?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-06 19:17:47 EDT (#)
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How long?
Based on your looks, your swing, your clubs, your shoes, your beer (Actually, that's the best thing you have going for your swing), your shirt, those fucking shorts, and your nose, I'd say, with 100% confidence, that you have zero shot of ever breaking 100.
If it makes you feel any better, I haven't broken 80 in two years and I used to play to a 7.
PS. Do not bother buying a $700 driver until you can hit whatever the fuck you're using off the tee NOW, in the fairway at least 50% of the time - 7 of 14 fairways.
And even once you get there, buy that $700 club USED for half that money.
Buy it off of some OTHER loser who thought it would solve all of HIS driving problems on EBAY or at a golf shop that sells used clubs. 1000 over-priced and over-hyped drivers a day get returned or traded in at golf shops across America.
Save the $700 for lessons from a local PGA Golf Professional. Lessons really do work. I've been playing for 40 years and still take occasional lessons from my buddies who are Golf Professionals.
Please note my position at impact. http://www.ubersite.com/m/113886
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-06 17:57:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:39:15 EDT (#)
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Golf is the trendy gay friend of sports.
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fuck you mccallum. golf is awesome.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-06 17:22:56 EDT (#)
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You look really like this old user, sico.
I really hate golf.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-06 17:04:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:24:05 EDT (#)
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I'll be on your posts as long as you continue to be an ugly pig-fucking asshole.
Looks like I'll be around forever.
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Wow, I've never seen Pentameter this riled. You must really be an ass.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-06 16:58:42 EDT (#)
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Jesus. When are you going realize that you are:
1) REALLY FUCKING UGLY
2) REALLY FUCKING STUPID
3) REALLY FUCKING UNWANTED HERE
4) REALLY FUCKING UGLY
5) REALLY FUCKING STUPID
6) REALLY FUCKING UNWANTED HERE
7) DISGUSTING?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-08-06 16:24:01 EDT (#)
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Hopefully if so much as another two or three of them were dressed like you.
Nice sunglasses. My sister has the same pair.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 16:22:34 EDT (#)
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GayJ, quite possibly it was the group of 15 that they groaned about, no?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-08-06 16:03:02 EDT (#)
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haha
You look just like the type of asshole everyone groans at when they see you come up to play golf.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:57:50 EDT (#)
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Try something that doesn't require opposable thumbs. Like Nascar or politics.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:48:28 EDT (#)
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gay
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:31:43 EDT (#)
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Jesus, that's the shortest 1 wood I've ever seen.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:27:30 EDT (#)
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When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:14:54 EDT (#)
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thug life.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:07:06 EDT (#)
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Explain that, pen_name. Is that never up as lifting your head out of a swing?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:04:46 EDT (#)
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remember:
never up, never in.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:57:56 EDT (#)
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You appear to have a very apt user name.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:52:48 EDT (#)
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not unless you play on a pro level. Wait until you are a scratch golfer to invest serious money... a nice, tailored cheap set can save strokes.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:50:30 EDT (#)
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Serious question: Does it matter what kind of equipment I have. Is there any advantage to playing with a $700 driver vs. one that costs $250?
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:43:10 EDT (#)
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Also note, that I don't normally drink Coors. It was what was available at the turn, cart bitch, and the cooler my friends brought but on the account of liking to drink as a bachelor party prep, it did the trick.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:41:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:37:29 EDT (#)
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hahaha...you drink pisswater.....you're so classy
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Piss would be preferable to Coors Light.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:41:01 EDT (#)
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I just made a fart so bad that I dry heaved. Some chemist walked through immediately afterwards and didn't say a word. Go figure.
Pent, of course you aren't ruining my life. Mine is good right now.
p.s. Your face reminds me of cholera.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:39:58 EDT (#)
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At the American Legion here in my town you can buy Coors draft for $1.50 everyday all day... Needless to say, I drink piss.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:39:15 EDT (#)
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Golf is the trendy gay friend of sports.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:37:29 EDT (#)
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hahaha...you drink pisswater.....you're so classy
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:34:04 EDT (#)
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I'm ruining your life? That's hilarious. I actually just hate your face.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:33:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-06 10:11:53 EDT (#)
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Yes, yes I realised that.
I kind of clued in when you posted with camwhores of sico saying you haven't been here in 4+ months and when I typed this last night:
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-05 14:59:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-05 14:38:39 EDT (#)
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I'm going to say sico is behind the weather alter.
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How many alters did you claim were mine in my absence? Be honest, dipshit.
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Including weathertime? one
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Just incase you missed it chief.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:30:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:28:54 EDT (#)
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Pent, I'd love to say that I remember where I pissed you off so terribly but for the life of me I can't. Isn't ruining one uber user's life enough for you or would you like to continue hurling insults at me? Now run away...you're uglying up this beautiful post.
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I guess I missed the life-ruining episode. Point me to it.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:29:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:24:05 EDT (#)
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I'll be on your posts as long as you continue to be an ugly pig-fucking asshole.
Looks like I'll be around forever.
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Sico pissed in your Corn Flakes, didn't he?
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:28:54 EDT (#)
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Pent, I'd love to say that I remember where I pissed you off so terribly but for the life of me I can't. Isn't ruining one uber user's life enough for you or would you like to continue hurling insults at me? Now run away...you're uglying up this beautiful post.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:24:49 EDT (#)
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Golf is fun, especially if you modify the rules a bit. Get a few 4 ft. long 3/8" diameter wooden dowels and sand a cup into each end of them. Put them in your bag. Also in the bag will be a putter, an aluminum softball bat, and a wrist rocket slingshot. Tee up on the dowel, drive with the bat, pick up the ball to make your fairway shots with the slingshot, putt out.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:24:05 EDT (#)
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I'll be on your posts as long as you continue to be an ugly pig-fucking asshole.
Looks like I'll be around forever.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:22:34 EDT (#)
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I could piss in a jug and it would be better than Coors Light.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:22:08 EDT (#)
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he's wearing socks. They're just those really low socks. They're probably foot-joy brand.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:17:38 EDT (#)
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To the best of my knowledge he (Rob Dyrdek???) started DC skate shoes which is why he has so much cake.
For the record:
I have socks on.
It's a tie-dye Hurley hat.
The shirt started in the tucked position.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:16:03 EDT (#)
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I have the same problem, I hit the range before play and learn to aim my long slice... if it is a par3 or a short 4 then the driver isn't needed, even on a five you can use a 3 or 5wood and play your irons for a nice approach, finesse is better than a crushing drive to me.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:13:40 EDT (#)
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you remind me of that dumb white dude who hangs around with the fat negro on that show on tv.
Rob summit.
Obv without the talent and money and off beat wit and friends.
So, you know, all the retarded bits.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:13:37 EDT (#)
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Smack that little ball as far as you can and then chase it down. :)
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:12:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-06 13:02:07 CDT (#)
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Coors Light - Check
Tattoos - Check
No socks - Check
Cargo shorts - Check
Trucker hat - Check
I'm ready for some golf.
LOL
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:11:33 EDT (#)
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Also, someone else obviously photographed this horse face.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:10:37 EDT (#)
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Pent, yes...sleeping and laughing at you showing up to my posts even after this long. Refreshing, thank you.
BobSand, my iron play is decent but my strokes come from errant tee shots more oft than not. I have put in a few sessions at the range.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:07:42 EDT (#)
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The trick is to practice on your iron play.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:06:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:01:15 EDT (#)
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Golf is so boring. I like sports where the spectators are allowed, even encouraged, to scream themselves hoarse. It's hard to get up a good drunken holler for golf. I think it's because golf doesn't have touchdowns.
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'Wanna make golf interesting? Put in a defense.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:03:58 EDT (#)
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Is there anything you don't photograph yourself doing?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:02:07 EDT (#)
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Coors Light - Check
Tattoos - Check
No socks - Check
Cargo shorts - Check
Trucker hat - Check
I'm ready for some golf.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:01:15 EDT (#)
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Golf is so boring. I like sports where the spectators are allowed, even encouraged, to scream themselves hoarse. It's hard to get up a good drunken holler for golf. I think it's because golf doesn't have touchdowns.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:00:05 EDT (#)
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wow, you look so much like shlongy's son...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-06 13:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
took me a couple of months, takes fucking ages to get under 90.
114? I was never THAT bad.
Chin up.