Nobility and uggos (405 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.1 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MisterDevious (View user info) at 2008-08-06 14:22:48 EDT
This one has always bothered me. Let's take a look at two facets of a woman: looks and personality. I know, they're not the only qualities women have, but bear with me. Put on a scale, they'd range like this:
Looks: I must come inside this woman or die trying <+ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- -> Swamp hag
Personality: Total sweetheart <+ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- -> Bitch that would make Satan weep
I'm passing over the (mythic) women on the high end of both scales, and the all-too-common women on the low end; this is about the ones with opposing extremes: the orgasm-inducing slag and the wonderful girl with the sex appeal of a car accident. What gets me is this:
--If you're with an uggo but you "see beyond the physical" and fall for her because of how beautiful she is "inside," it's noble.
--If you're with a total skank-rag from hell but you "see beyond the personality" and fall for her because she makes your balls sing, you're a stupid, shallow prick.
They're BOTH women with opposing extremes, but being with one makes you noble and the other makes you an asshole. WTF? Personally, I don't want someone who is half one and half the other, I want the mythic. Which is probably why I'm single. And loving it. :)
Whoever said "beggars can't be choosers" has obviously never been a beggar,
MisterDevious
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-08 07:21:10 EDT (#)
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This is a horrible post, but I use the Woman S.C.ale..
All women are annoying, some far more than others. What you need to do is find one hot enough to make up for the amount of ballach she causes you.
Right now I have a woman who is seriously hot but causes me very little ballache.
I win.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-06 16:46:15 EDT (#)
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meh.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-08-06 16:19:04 EDT (#)
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Time for you to go away
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-06 16:08:56 EDT (#)
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What?
I don't get which one is assholy, people want what they want. If you're shallow and stupid, you'll want the same. Or be too stupid to even give a shit.
Idiot.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:39:38 EDT (#)
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I thought it was cool the first time I watched it, but I was also 19. At that time the most intellectual movie I had seen was "The Matrix".
I have both versions on DVD and the directors cut is a lot more interesting than the theatrical release. Plus, it has the bonus commentary with Richard Kelly and Kevin Smith, and I practically drool every time Kevin Smith talks about anything, so....
short answer....no.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:35:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:34:14 EDT (#)
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2. Look up Donnie Darko on IMDB.com it's the Poor-man's version of a high-minded movie.
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You mean that you didn't get caught up in all of the DD hype?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:34:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:31:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:19:32 EDT (#)
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First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
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Why didn't I know this about the Smurfs - I was a big time Smurf lover! Actually, a better question would be why do you know this about the Smurfs?
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2 Reasons:
1. Because I have the Boomerang channel on Dish network and Can watch Smurfs anytime I wish.
2. Look up Donnie Darko on IMDB.com it's the Poor-man's version of a high-minded movie.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:31:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:19:32 EDT (#)
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First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
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Why didn't I know this about the Smurfs - I was a big time Smurf lover! Actually, a better question would be why do you know this about the Smurfs?
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:21:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:19:32 EDT (#)
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First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
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Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:19:32 EDT (#)
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First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Submitted by MisterDevious (user info) at 2008-08-06 15:00:23 EDT (#)
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>maybe you should try men...
Alas, I find the idea of being with another man abhorrent. Nothing wrong with it: if it's what turns your crank, go for it, but not for me.
>so you have several past girlfriends and an ex wife?
>yup you sure ARE onto a winning formula.
Ah, so past experience has no value? Attention everyone: if you've ever broken up with a girl or gotten a divorce, you're a loser! Good to know.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:45:50 EDT (#)
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maybe you should try men...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:44:59 EDT (#)
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so you have several past girlfriends and an ex wife?
yup you sure ARE onto a winning formula.
Submitted by MisterDevious (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:41:17 EDT (#)
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You don't have much experience with real women, do you.
Several past girlfriends, a wife...does that count? All I'm saying is that people (men/women/hermaphrodites, whatever) need to be looked at as an *entire* being, not just as a collection of pieces where you can pick and choose what to like and what to ignore; I'm expressing my dissatisfaction with the hypocrisy involved. If a woman didn't like the whole package that is me, then I wouldn't expect her to have anything to do with me, no skin off my nose.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:35:49 EDT (#)
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pish
Submitted by adamleathertramp (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:35:39 EDT (#)
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ugh
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:29:28 EDT (#)
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You don't have much experience with real women, do you.*
*No question mark because it was rhetorical. I don't need to ask because the answer is obvious.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:28:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-06 14:27:05 EDT (#)
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Yeah, but what do the women think of YOU??