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One naughty limerick... (477 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: 0.2 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by sergeantslaughter (View user info) at 2008-08-07 02:00:56 EDT

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There once was a vampire named Mabel. Her periods were long and unstable. Every full moon, with a rusty old spoon, she drank herself under the table.

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User Reviews

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Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-08-07 06:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice......

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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-07 06:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i like this one, always have

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Submitted by bricekrispy (user info) at 2008-08-07 05:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Die, painfully.

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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-07 02:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The sheer quantity of terrible "new" users almost leads me to believe that maybe one or two of these aren't actually alters, which is tragic. Mind you, the alter trolls may have just upped their output.

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Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2008-08-07 02:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YAY!

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As I got up in front of them, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to
do with alcohol. It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle.

-- Homer Simpson
Dancin' Homer

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