Limericks (433 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1.33 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by sergeantslaughter (View user info) at 2008-08-07 02:22:15 EDT
There once was a man named Ray
Who fashioned a cunt out of clay
But the heat of his prick
Turned the clay into brick
And tore all his foreskin away
There was a young man from Saint Paul
Who went to a masquerade ball.
Just for a stunt
He went dressed as a cunt,
And was fucked by a dog in the hall
Here's to the girl named Louise
Who's pubic hair hung to her knees
The crabs came together,
and knitted a sweater
so Winter her cunt would not freeze
There once was a local called Land
Who had a quite limber right hand.
One night he screamed,
'That damn Vaseline,
Some bastard has mixed it with sand
User Reviews
Submitted by bricekrispy (user info) at 2008-08-07 05:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die, painfully.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-07 04:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, you do suck.
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-08-07 04:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There once was a writer named Slaughter
Who liked to make love to his daughter
He tried Anal Rape
she said "oh thats great!"
So he banged her again and again and again until she became anally preganant, defying all medical understanding of procreation and 9 months later blew out some ass children who went on to spread aids throughout the world.
I think the ending needs some work but hey......its got rape!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-07 04:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off, shitforbrains
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-07 03:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sergeantslaughter (user info) at 2008-08-07 02:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how does it feel to be -2? thats right bitch
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Dunno, feels like my overall rating changed by... oh wait, it had no effect at all.
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2008-08-07 02:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
semi...funny
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-07 02:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Slow day at work?
I have a lecture in 5 minutes so won't be able to -2 you. Don't freak out tho, i'll probably get around to it.