Fuck You Phallic_Cymbals! (298 hits)
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Submitted by fatone (View user info) at 2008-08-07 04:51:12 EDT
Enough said
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-07 15:03:51 EDT (#)
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serbia shouldnt have a football team
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:20:01 EDT (#)
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god DAMMIT BEIJING. god DAMMIT LIONEL MESSI.
oh no wait.....1 all....GET SENT OFF LIONEL YOU STUPID UNDER-AGED PLAYER
minus TWO dickhead.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-07 08:59:32 EDT (#)
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oh noes!! fuck you serbia! you're european noobs like ophelia! we win!!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-07 08:55:58 EDT (#)
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Alright we scored! completely against the run of play but fuck serbia. attn serbian user: who's your daddy. Last night I watched my eldest's super roxor team lose one nil to a bunch of twats, I looked on as they camped inside the twat's half for 89 minutes and worried that their defense was pushed up and only three 'men' wide, and when the inevtitable happened and the twat's ran onto a through ball and punished the 'men' in orange and black I threw my hands up in despair and thought god dammit I SAW that happening, and then told my kid at full time that it was cool how he conspired to miss a shot completely open in the twat's six yard box. I said 'box' and he snorted, so now he's grounded for snorting at something he shouldn't understand and for not wearing his tracksuit top after being substituted for missing a certain goal in a completely unmanned six yard box.
one day he'll look back and laugh about it.
Submitted by sergeantslaughter (user info) at 2008-08-07 08:43:58 EDT (#)
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nah he didnt want to slit my throat and drink my blood. XD
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-07 08:41:13 EDT (#)
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More than enough.
What happened, did he turn you down for anal?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-07 08:26:28 EDT (#)
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jesus CHRIST does graham ARnold actually condone this premier league longball shit?? FUCK me MAN THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAIRIES, IT'S FOOTBALL MANAGE YOUR MIDFIELD YOU CUNTS - FUCK! HOW HARD IS IT TO TACKLE SOME TURD??
Fuck YOU graham arnold you stupid ex goal poaching on a wing and a prayer goal poaching cunt, you're a bigger dickhead than this poster.
btw orphelia you're a fucking look at me, look at me noob troll. You broke uber you fucking look at me I'll review everything and hijaack a website slore. You're a dickbag trolling self indulgent fuck, and I know if I ever sat in a pub and you were there and I had to peripherally listen to you crap on about your self-important life, I'd puke in my mate's beer. I'm a fucking awesome judge of character just so you know, so you suck a whole lot of balls considering I can glean this from the internet. please be pleased to fuck the fuck off, I'm sorry I ever showed you my awesome turtle series you shit me to tears.
Submitted by bricekrispy (user info) at 2008-08-07 05:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die, painfully.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-07 05:50:06 EDT (#)
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Phallic has aids, leave him alone!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-07 04:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a winner!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-07 04:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Phallic is pretty cool. You probably suck.