Yup more limericks! (313 hits)
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Submitted by sergeantslaughter (View user info) at 2008-08-07 05:23:34 EDT
A fine man was Father McDougal
humble, mild and ever so frugal
in his noble search
to save funds for the church
he aquired free child porn through Google
There once was a man from St. Rose,
Whose love life was so full of woes:
He'd go down, sixty-nine,
After drinking some wine,
And always get shit on his nose.
There was a young man from Kildare
who was fucking a girl on the stair
the bannister broke, but he doubled his stroke
and finished her off in midair
There was a young fellow from Trinity
Who ruined his sister's virginity.
Buggered his brother,
had twins by his mother
and took a degree in divinity.
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Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-08 09:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you get ass fucked, real hard.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-07 19:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-08-07 13:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by bricekrispy (user info) at 2008-08-07 05:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die, painfully.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-07 05:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, there you go, +2!
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-08-07 05:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There once was a writer named slaughter
Whose wife was so wild when he caught her
He tamed her at home
And gave her a bone
Until she realised that she could do better than this loser, so she flipped him over and anally violated him with her bone leaving him in a pile of his own shit and ass blood and went on to live a happy and successful life as a sales manager for tescos until sadly succumbing to the aids slaughter had infected her with......
*sobs*
Submitted by sergeantslaughter (user info) at 2008-08-07 05:30:09 EDT (#)
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Well i try. not very hard, but i try
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-07 05:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by sergeantslaughter (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:56:28 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your mom sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RETAL -2'S AND WITTY 'MOM' COMMENTS, OH MY GOD, YOU ARE ORIGINAL, UBER HAS NEVER WITNESSED SUCH A UNIQUE NEW USER/ALTER BEFORE!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-07 05:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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