Facebook is going to kill me! (1108 hits)
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Submitted by Paul Hibbert (View user info) at 2008-08-07 09:26:16 EDT
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Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2008-08-28 16:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Facebook is going to kill me!
I wish Facebook would hurry the fuck up.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2008-08-22 12:01:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2008-08-15 09:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually thought this was real, then I saw the 9 friend requests and realised it was photoshopped.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-11 09:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-08-07 20:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN MR HIBBERT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66224
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I was looking at this post the other day weirdly enough!
-P
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-08-11 06:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Did you just wank with your curtains open?"
Hahaha
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-11 06:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lo.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-11 06:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
poor mr_strummer, he's caught gay. you can smash it dude, if I can smite it under bare heel and with some random tinker curse your doc martens will smote it asunder. Lo, for if the hebrews make implored gestures of treaty, amongst them might come a larger head, and against it you must halt, yea though he comes unto you in hidden desire and of friendship - rebuke him, and dash him on the great man on woman sea of despair, back and forth, back and forth. Smote him one way and then the other. Imagine you're standing in the door frame of righteous fire, smacking his this way and thus upon opposite walls, with the power of those that remain unspake, but are spoke in the halls of normal. Hold him by his feet and use physics, that is the way, and his downfall.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-11 06:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-09 13:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
paul
I AM gay
lick me
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*Licks the circumference of Jamie's head*...
*Dies of dehydration*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-11 06:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-09 13:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
paul
I AM gay
lick me
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<removes captain planetface from phone index>
squints....
opens front door, walks to recycling bin, peers at it for a bit and back at phone, throws phone down on 'exposed concrete' path, jumps up and down on it, kicks off thongs and nudges shattered remnants with big toe...and again.....superstitiously, communistly. wants to put a cap in it's arse with Makarov pistol but pats pockets and can't find one. pauses. jumps up and down on phone again. hisses at it in a gypsy tongue he's only just found, and walks backwards to front door, checking his six and holding a roughly hewn cross made from fingers and, well quite frankly, more fingers.
jew lover AND a man lover. fucking heretic.
Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-08-09 16:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-09 13:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I happened to mention alpacas once or twice in an email conversation, and suddenly all the advertisements on my email were about alpacas and llamas. <whispering> they're watching us all the time.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-09 13:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
paul
I AM gay
lick me
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-08-09 12:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to add all these people.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-08 09:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Paul, I'm not a ghey, but you're my new favourite on here.
I like how you photoshop
I like how you write
I like your attitude
You sound just like me but with photoshop skills. I feel we share the same opinions and values. Even your post about your problems with women and relationships rings a bell for me (not my bell end).
I'ma keep an eye on you.
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Only just seen this, what a terribly nice thing to say! I'm off work and sick as a dog :(
-P
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-08-07 20:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN MR HIBBERT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66224
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-07 19:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Spending time around here sure ain't gunna help that whole 'not getting laid' issue you got going on there, champ.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-08-07 19:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not if I get to you first!
*reloads*
now hold still.....
:P
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-07 19:20:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It looks like someone is about to get murdered on your page as it is.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-08-07 19:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-08-07 14:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
.5
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-08-07 14:23:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im adding all of these people to my facebook
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-07 12:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-07 16:06:05 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Paul, I'm not a ghey, but you're my new favourite on here.
I like how you photoshop
I like how you write
I like your attitude
You sound just like me but with photoshop skills. I feel we share the same opinions and values. Even your post about your problems with women and relationships rings a bell for me (not my bell end).
I'ma keep an eye on you.
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Seconded. Especially the attitude.
I am gay, though.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Waht's the deal with mrwolf = Paul Hibbert?
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mrwolf is the screen name I chose way back when. Paul Hibbert is the name my mother chose even further back when.
I've always posted under my real name.
-P
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Waht's the deal with mrwolf = Paul Hibbert?
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Paul, I'm not a ghey, but you're my new favourite on here.
I like how you photoshop
I like how you write
I like your attitude
You sound just like me but with photoshop skills. I feel we share the same opinions and values. Even your post about your problems with women and relationships rings a bell for me (not my bell end).
I'ma keep an eye on you.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-07 10:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-07 15:05:38 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
one can only hope
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lol karma, old guy! ;)
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-07 10:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
one can only hope
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-07 10:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-07 10:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-07 10:00:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is funny shit.
Facebook gives me something to do at work, what with uber being so fucking slow and generally shit recently.
Uber used to keep me entertained all fucking day, post after post after post. Now it's like 6 or 7 a day and 5 of them are dogshit.
It's your fucking collective faults - Uber users are slacking off.
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My slacking is less slack than in recent years, my posting is up 300% this year.
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Yes, hence the increase in dogshit posts.
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hahaha.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-07 10:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-07 10:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fine, I will stay away.
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but... but... you 0'd me!?!
How could you! Come back here and give me the plus2's I deserve!
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-07 10:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-07 10:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is funny shit.
Facebook gives me something to do at work, what with uber being so fucking slow and generally shit recently.
Uber used to keep me entertained all fucking day, post after post after post. Now it's like 6 or 7 a day and 5 of them are dogshit.
It's your fucking collective faults - Uber users are slacking off.
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My slacking is less slack than in recent years, my posting is up 300% this year.
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Yes, hence the increase in dogshit posts.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-07 10:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-07 10:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fine, I will stay away.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-07 10:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are about 34, my guess.
I'm right.
"How rude" is EXACTLY what a guy in his thirties would reply.
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Every post I like you less and less.
You look stupid so nurrr
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-07 10:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is funny shit.
Facebook gives me something to do at work, what with uber being so fucking slow and generally shit recently.
Uber used to keep me entertained all fucking day, post after post after post. Now it's like 6 or 7 a day and 5 of them are dogshit.
It's your fucking collective faults - Uber users are slacking off.
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My slacking is less slack than in recent years, my posting is up 300% this year.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are about 34, my guess.
I'm right.
"How rude" is EXACTLY what a guy in his thirties would reply.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is funny shit.
Facebook gives me something to do at work, what with uber being so fucking slow and generally shit recently.
Uber used to keep me entertained all fucking day, post after post after post. Now it's like 6 or 7 a day and 5 of them are dogshit.
It's your fucking collective faults - Uber users are slacking off.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and Paul, you look waaay older than 27.
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How fucking rude!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and Paul, you look waaay older than 27.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-07 14:48:45 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
facebook is the most inane and ridiculous concept known to and devised by mankind. I dislike everybody on it. I guess that means we can't be friends anymore mount rushmore face. yes i'm looking at you hymie mind you, I appreciate it's bandwidth.
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I find it useful for contacting ex's, telling them one of my children is theirs, and taking a lump sum payment to keep me from any further contact.
Or looking up the popular girls at school, and seeing what fat drudges they have become.
No, wait, thats me :(
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:51:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I meant the post in general
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Yes, I thought a minus2 was quite harsh. I was cut to the core as it happens!
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:51:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I meant the post in general
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
facebook is the most inane and ridiculous concept known to and devised by mankind. I dislike everybody on it. I guess that means we can't be friends anymore mount rushmore face. yes i'm looking at you hymie mind you, I appreciate it's bandwidth.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its not that bad is it?
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Have you not seen their adverts??
Or did you mean my life?
-P
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its not that bad is it?
Submitted by dickhead (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stfu noob!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-07 09:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Here's hoping.