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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2008-08-07 10:42:25 EDT
TigerLilly is NOT doing her job and so your trusty pal Oathy is here to maintain.
Answers in reviews below.
[obligatory jab at Apollo/Scourge/Shlongy]
1. What life accomplishment are you most proud of? [this obviously doesn't apply to Sicosemen as he's yet to accomplish anything substantial]
2. Describe a time when you seriously thought you were going to die.
3. Speaking of death, are you afraid of it? Why or why not?
4. Name 3 things that piss you off to no end. List them in order of level of annoyance.
5. Who do you think is the most incredible man/woman to have ever lived?
Quote of the day:
"I'm the only person I know that's lost a quarter of a billion dollars in one year.... It's very character-building."
- Steve Jobs
User Reviews
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-08-11 08:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
~ Highest accomplishment - passing second year of uni, albeit only just. Have never been more certain I was going to fail.
~ Never been in a situation where I thought I'd die. Though the first time I got planing in footstraps when windsurfing I was going so fast that I thought I was a dead man if I bailed.
~ Am not scared of death; Cant really put my finger on why but being Catholic probably has something to do with it : p
~ Impatient drivers; if you're not on fire or rushing to a dying relative you can stop tailgating me and go and fuck yourself. I hate speeding.
~ People who have to be right ALL the time
~ Wannabe gangsters
~ Greatest person to ever live - I'm not sure. I tried google and found this: http://bestuff.com/category/person-ever
I'd like to add 'idiots' to question 4 please
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-11 04:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Were you actually shitting ANYThing in the end?
sounds like a new fangled diet plan
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-08-11 01:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What life accomplishment are you most proud of? [this obviously doesn't apply to Sicosemen as he's yet to accomplish anything substantial]
- I once got food poisoning and shit 30 times in 24 hours.
2. Describe a time when you seriously thought you were going to die.
- I once got food poisoning and shit 30 times in 24 hours.
3. Speaking of death, are you afraid of it? Why or why not?
- I'm afraid of it if it involves shitting more than 30 times in 24 hours.
4. Name 3 things that piss you off to no end. List them in order of level of annoyance.
- Food poisoning, L.A. (where I got food poisoning), and shitting 30 times in 24 hours.
5. Who do you think is the most incredible man/woman to have ever lived?
- My ass was so fucking sore.
Submitted by jaob (user info) at 2008-08-10 11:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Finally deciding what I want to do with my life after 3 years out of highschool doing nothing that has a future/is enjoyable. (It's an accomplishment on the inside)
2. Took a crazy acid trip where I actually thought I was dead.
3. No.
4. Incorrect grammar
People who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"
Argumentativeness
5. Jesus.
Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-08-10 05:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-09 23:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, because we had so much trouble working this one out for ourselves.
You're a fucking loser, man.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-09 21:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Priest at Voltaire's death bed: 'Renounce Satan while there is still time, my son!'
Voltaire: 'Now now, this is no time to be making
enemies...'"
......
The world embarrasses me, and I cannot dream that this watch exists and has no watchmaker.
-Voltaire-
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Quotes from someone smarter than all of Uber combined.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-09 20:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2008-08-07 19:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
3. Speaking of death, are you afraid of it? Why or why not?
Not afraid of it. Not curious about it. All forms of life have one thing in common: they all die. There is no mystery to it, no great white light (except for the lightning bolt, that was intense), no loved ones waiting to greet you on the other side, no streets of gold or pearly gates, and no lakes of lava and a horned Pan-like figure capering with mad glee while wielding a pitchfork. There's just the end. Be kind of a relief, really. No more idiots, no more taxes, and no more whiny bitch ass punks. Bring it on!
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Are you completely 100% SURE there is no bright light, no afterlife? You have no way of knowing for SURE. Nor does anyone else.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-08 18:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What life accomplishment are you most proud of? [this obviously doesn't apply to Sicosemen as he's yet to accomplish anything substantial]
2. Describe a time when you seriously thought you were going to die.
3. Speaking of death, are you afraid of it? Why or why not?
4. Name 3 things that piss you off to no end. List them in order of level of annoyance.
5. Who do you think is the most incredible man/woman to have ever lived?
1. Not so much me, but Mel & I, I'm proud of how we stuck together through her chemo
2. Not 100% sure I was going to die but a plane I was on http://www.ubersite.com/m/95014 once made me very very scared.
3. Very scared. Can't even think about aging or death without feeling ill.
4. Rudeness. Idiocy. Bibleists
5. P.G Wodehouse
Submitted by Titan_lad (user info) at 2008-08-08 08:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-08-08 07:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
0atsey
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-08 05:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What life accomplishment are you most proud of? [this obviously doesn't apply to Sicosemen as he's yet to accomplish anything substantial]
I have worked in France twice, visited the States and Australia plus a good number of European countries. Hardly an accomplishment I hear you say but I think it is and I feel very sorry for people who dont explore or even leave their own country.
2. Describe a time when you seriously thought you were going to die.
When I had a series of strokes (bloodclots on the back of my brain)
THATS GONNA DO IT
3. Speaking of death, are you afraid of it? Why or why not?
Im afraid of my family dying but have no fear of dying myself, a part of me will die when my mum does, a huge part of me.
4. Name 3 things that piss you off to no end. List them in order of level of annoyance.
hAIRY aRMPITS
wASPS
and my girlfriends sister
5. Who do you think is the most incredible man/woman to have ever lived?
My mum but in the general scheme of things, hmm, well I want to say Bob Marley and I will. This is a personal choice as everyones should be. He decried racism and the European colonization of Africa, and celebrated freedom from oppression but really he was just a good guy who liked to relax and be nice to people. That's the main thing, he was happy and made others happy.
Quote of the day:
Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality . Wake Up and Live!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-08 03:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What life accomplishment are you most proud of? [this obviously doesn't apply to Sicosemen as he's yet to accomplish anything substantial]
Reaching the half way mark of my degree, despite having two kids, another on the way and a part time job (well two, now). Oh, and my kids, I suppose.
2. Describe a time when you seriously thought you were going to die.
Not when I thought I had a bad booby, I think I always knew I'd be ok. Probably when at the receiving end of my ex's temper. He is dead, it worked out ok all round.
3. Speaking of death, are you afraid of it? Why or why not?
Yes, of course. Much more for my kids - you kinda panic about the dangers in the most simplest of situations. I guess it's being a parent.
4. Name 3 things that piss you off to no end. List them in order of level of annoyance.
Noise.
Dog shit on the street.
Reality TV.
5. Who do you think is the most incredible man/woman to have ever lived?
Maybe not 'incredible', but the most fascinating couple of my era are Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates. RIP.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-08-08 02:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What life accomplishment are you most proud of?
I accomplished high school as a 'handicap' chick, dealing with comments and assholes everyday without going postal and shooting up the joint like most kids do today when their 'picked on'. Fucking pussy's.
2. Describe a time when you seriously thought you were going to die.
Well, I was hanging out with Badlands one morning and he made my heart pitter patter and it went bonkers and spun out of control. http://www.ubersite.com/m/47242
3. Speaking of death, are you afraid of it? Why or why not?
No I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid of the pain of losing those I love, to death and I'm afraid of the pain the people in my life may have to go through while dying.
4. Name 3 things that piss you off to no end. List them in order of level of annoyance.
People that hurt animals/children. I want to fucking gouge their eyes out with a fork.
My steps sons lack of cleaning skills and their ability to leave a trail of shit wherever they go.
5. Who do you think is the most incredible man/woman to have ever lived?
My Poppie.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-08-08 00:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1. -2ing this post
2. Gunshot ringing off a fence post.
3. Not at all. We all get to die. My soul is tragically flawed in that I have to come back.
4. Listing things in order. Bad driving. Social awkwardness.
5. The librarian at Alexandria on the day it was burned.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-07 20:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-08-07 16:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I came into this world screaming, angry, and afraid, and that is how I plan on going out.
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haha OK there ETS
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2008-08-07 19:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What life accomplishment are you most proud of? [this obviously doesn't apply to Sicosemen as he's yet to accomplish anything substantial]
Mind's totally blank on this one so I guess the answer is: Not a damned thing.
2. Describe a time when you seriously thought you were going to die.
Got lots of those though. Hrmm. The time Ma fell on me? Nah. That just made me see stars and bruised the entire right side of my body. Being pushed down 17 different flights of stairs between the ages of 5-15? Nah. That just made me appreciate hand rails. The 3 different times I've had my head closed in a car door? Nah. Those just made dents. When I took a skateboard down a 65 degree angled hill and was brought to a halt by a Buick? Nah. That just made Ma bitch about the bloodstains on my shirt. That time when I got bit by a brown recluse and started seeing fever-induced hallucinatory spiders wearing lab coats and wielding hypodermic needles crawling down the walls toward me? Nah. That just made me desperate to find a shoe. That time when I got struck by lightning? Nah. That just made me wonder if it was gonna hurt worse when the feeling came back into my body (note: it did). So... hrmm... I got tons of these. People been trying to kill me since I was born. Notice, I'm still here. Ain't no big deal. Cause now I have guns and swords and other implements of destruction and I will seriously fuck a body up if it messes with me.
3. Speaking of death, are you afraid of it? Why or why not?
Not afraid of it. Not curious about it. All forms of life have one thing in common: they all die. There is no mystery to it, no great white light (except for the lightning bolt, that was intense), no loved ones waiting to greet you on the other side, no streets of gold or pearly gates, and no lakes of lava and a horned Pan-like figure capering with mad glee while wielding a pitchfork. There's just the end. Be kind of a relief, really. No more idiots, no more taxes, and no more whiny bitch ass punks. Bring it on!
4. Name 3 things that piss you off to no end. List them in order of level of annoyance.
1. Idiots. If you're too stupid to think, then you should be barred from breeding. I don't like you or your dumbass kids. Get the fuck outta the gene puddle. You're done.
2. Females. You're only interested in my wallet. I could tell you that I have a dick so small that it was inverted but if my wallet was fulla benjamins, you'd start spouting love poetry and trying to drag me into the nearest closet (I've tested this) for some hot, groping, blind monkey fucking. You're all shallow, and stupid, and filled with the most unimaginable conceit. Yeah, blondie, you look great at 23 years old, with your fake tits and your tight ass and your bo-flex abs but I've seen your mamma and the coconut don't fall far from the tree. Foogly only begins to describe the horror.
3. Politicians / Religious Fanatics. See my wallet? No, you haven't. And you never fucking will. My dog shits bigger than you and the turd has more sense. You're liars and swindlers and cheap, plastic con-men out to rob grandma of every last cent of her social security check and you don't use the money to help anything except your own fat bank account. The homeless? Fuck the homeless. Gay rights? Fuck the faggots. Medical care? Let's hope you die quick, you fucking disease-addled money pit. You don't care about your constituents and even though you spout christian backwash like you're trying out for a role in "The Exorcist", you don't care about gawd, either. You're a bunch of worthless, spineless, greedy, no-talent, cock sucking, cum-guzzling, syphyllis infected, altar-boy-chasing assclowns. GET THE FUCK OFF MY TV!
5. Who do you think is the most incredible man/woman to have ever lived?
Apollonius of Tyana or Apollonius Christ, since he was around at the same time as this Jesus of Nazareth dude and was healing the sick and seeing visions and stuff, too but he never got any credit for it because the church has managed to mangle anything that ever mentioned him since Apollonius also never attributed his powers to any sort of gawd. Nah, I'm joking. I don't think either one of those fucks, Jesus or Apollonius, ever really lived. Myths. You know who I think the most incredible man or woman to have ever lived was? Albert Hoffman. The man that created LSD. Hallucinations RAWK!
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
These questions would all have somewhat boring and longwinded answers. I'll spare you.
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs to take the twinkie out of his mouth below.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
la la la
you're a fucking knob
la la la
do do do
she wop wop do
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-07 16:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-08-07 16:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-07 14:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Death really isn't that big of a deal and I will accept it gracefully.
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What the fuck is a graceful death?
Being senile and shitting yourself to death with bedsores?
Having your mind intact and feeling your body wasting away around you painfully?
Painful bowel cancer while you have "so much to live for"?
A random car accident that leaves you across two lanes of traffic or pinned in a car while you slowly bleed out?
Graceful deaths don't happen.
I came into this world screaming, angry, and afraid, and that is how I plan on going out.
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One of the few honest men on Uber. Anyone who says he isn't afraid to die is only fooling himself and no one else.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-07 16:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-08-07 16:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I came into this world screaming, angry, and afraid, and that is how I plan on going out.
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That line is far better than ubersite deserves.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-08-07 16:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-07 14:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Death really isn't that big of a deal and I will accept it gracefully.
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What the fuck is a graceful death?
Being senile and shitting yourself to death with bedsores?
Having your mind intact and feeling your body wasting away around you painfully?
Painful bowel cancer while you have "so much to live for"?
A random car accident that leaves you across two lanes of traffic or pinned in a car while you slowly bleed out?
Graceful deaths don't happen.
I came into this world screaming, angry, and afraid, and that is how I plan on going out.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-07 16:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1. What life accomplishment are you most proud of?
Not killing my parents yet.
2. Describe a time when you seriously thought you were going to die.
N/A
3. Speaking of death, are you afraid of it? Why or why not?
Allah Akbar!
4. Name 3 things that piss you off to no end. List them in order of level of annoyance.
My parents
My parents
Bananas
5. Who do you think is the most incredible man/woman to have ever lived?
My wife.
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-07 16:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No, that's what it is when YOU do it, Lillycakes.
Oathy takes the road less traveled.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-08-07 15:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's Random 5 question FRIDAY.
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-07 15:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bill S. Preston esq.
Ted "Theodore" Logan
FUCK.
YES.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-08-07 15:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What life accomplishment are you most proud of? [this obviously doesn't apply to Sicosemen as he's yet to accomplish anything substantial]
To be completely honest, my life is fairly average. I am not rich, not powerful, my job isn't even that interesting. I work, I go home. I have not created any great art, nor plumbed the depths of the universe seeking that spark of ultimate knowlegde. I have written no great treatises on anything at all. That is I think my greatest feat. Despite my genius I have managed to remain obscure, not through any fault but through a concious act of will. I don't want to be great, I just want to be.
2. Describe a time when you seriously thought you were going to die.
Never have, I have seen some hairy situations but I have never once thought "I am about to die."
Closest I have some to that feeling was about 6 years ago. I was driving a semi, loaded light. only 15,000 pounds and almost all of that in the nose of th trailer. We were crossing the panhandle in Texas just after a bad ice storm on our way to Phoenix. One second I am crusing at 70 mph in the fast lane. We hit an overpass and bam the next second I am sliding at a 45 degree angle to the right off my original course. I slid across the slow lane and into the breakdown lane toward an area with a long steep bank. At the last possible second we caught traction on the rumble strip and I regained control of the rig. Luckily we were alone on the road, had there been a car next to me we would have smashed them.
3. Speaking of death, are you afraid of it? Why or why not?
Not really, I am curious as to how I will die but I am also in no hurry to find out.
4. Name 3 things that piss you off to no end. List them in order of level of annoyance.
My wife pretending to be stupid.
Anyone threatening me or my family with violence.
Censorship (http://www.ubersite.com/m/116003)
5. Who do you think is the most incredible man/woman to have ever lived?
I can give you a list but I don't think I can pare it down to just one person.
Here is a short list
George Carlin
Roger Zelazny
Albert Einstein
Woflgang Amadeus Mozart
Bill S. Preston esq.
Ted "Theodore" Logan
Gene Roddenberry
A few others, :P
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-07 15:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lol@pastey jakey
HAHAHA
No one's image scares me more than that man's.
If I were to picture in my head the creepiest, ugliest paedo imaginable, it'd pretty much resemble redskies dead-on.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-07 15:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-05 23:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you.
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LOL, this dude CRACKS me up.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-07 15:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's cool Oath, go -2 all my Beano posts.
You'll be just like pasty Jakey (who doesn't take the internet AT ALL SERIOUSLY)
Or don't.
I suspect you won't, because you aren't (despite my varied and consistant claims) a complete pussy wimp like him.
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-07 15:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fag below.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-07 15:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Would it even BE a Oath post without a Beano -2?
I think not.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-08-07 14:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What life accomplishment are you most proud of? [this obviously doesn't apply to Sicosemen as he's yet to accomplish anything substantial]
Graduating college, getting a divorce.
2. Describe a time when you seriously thought you were going to die.
Once when I was high out of my mind I was seriously worried I was going to have a heart attack.
3. Speaking of death, are you afraid of it? Why or why not?
Meh, I'm not really scared of death itself; it's more HOW I'll die that I'm scared of. I dont want to suffer.
4. Name 3 things that piss you off to no end. List them in order of level of annoyance.
-Bad drivers
-People who say one thing and do another (hypocrites, unreliable people, etc.)
-A glass with a hole in it
5. Who do you think is the most incredible man/woman to have ever lived?
I have no fucking clue.
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-07 14:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Death really isn't that big of a deal and I will accept it gracefully.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-08-07 14:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-08-07 14:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dead is dead, my friend, and in the end it ALL becomes someone else's problem.
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That is a nice philosophy but when confronted with death you will be scared.
it annoys me when people act like it is no big deal and they will accept it gracefully. you aren;t a fucking buddhist monks, and you arent at peace with the world. if you are you are probably a boring fuck with loftier goals than blathering on uber.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-08-07 14:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-08-07 12:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why fear death? Why fear the inevitable? Something you have no control over, something that gets every damned one of us.
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You do have some control.
wearing a seatbelt, not juggling loaded guns, etc, etc.
even if you are afraid of death because of what it will mean for you family you are still afraid.
I am not afraid of the unknown, but I am afraid for my loved ones.
/loved ones, jebus that sounds gay.
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-07 14:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
TTOM have you not seen City Slickers?
Billy Crystal FTW.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-08-07 14:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What life accomplishment are you most proud of? [this obviously doesn't apply to Sicosemen as he's yet to accomplish anything substantial]
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My degree, specifically the shitloads of work I did in my final year.
2. Describe a time when you seriously thought you were going to die.
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Let us not tread on well worn ground
3. Speaking of death, are you afraid of it? Why or why not?
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Id rather not die but it doesnt really scare me anymore, Ive been about as close as you can get without ending up with physical problems so its all par for the course
4. Name 3 things that piss you off to no end. List them in order of level of annoyance.
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Ignorance
Rudeness
Billy Crystal
5. Who do you think is the most incredible man/woman to have ever lived?
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The man who murders Billy Crystal
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-08-07 14:25:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love all of the people not afraid of death.
BS.
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My mom had to have surgery early this summer and was freaking out before hand about what would happen if she died on the OR table. Her best friend pretty much summed it up (and shut her up) when she said "Why the hell should you worry about that? If you're dead, it's not your problem anymore."
We fear the deaths of those around us but why worry over your own demise.
You fear you won't get to watch your kids grow up and be able to guide them to the adult portion of their lives. We fear the memory of our lives and deeds will evaporate and no one will remember we existed. We fear for the future of those we'd be leaving behind. That's great and all, means your a thinking and feeling human being, but these are the fears of the living. Fears of the the active ego.
Dead is dead, my friend, and in the end it ALL becomes someone else's problem.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-08-07 14:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
go fuck yourself. you don't need another alter.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-07 13:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What life accomplishment are you most proud of? [this obviously doesn't apply to Sicosemen as he's yet to accomplish anything substantial]
Finally becoming a waitor. It took me 40 years to get there but I did, by God. Proof that anything can be accomplished with a bit of determination.
2. Describe a time when you seriously thought you were going to die.
This one time, on Ubersite? These guys named Sico, Beano & Sphagnum -2'd my posts. I really thought it was the end.
3. Speaking of death, are you afraid of it? Why or why not?
Pfft! Death! I fart in your general direction!
4. Name 3 things that piss you off to no end. List them in order of level of annoyance.
1. Anal lubricant. (It should be hard, dry and rough, folks, nothing less).
2. Anyone from WEESSCAAAAAAANSIN.
3. Cat Rape.
5. Who do you think is the most incredible man/woman to have ever lived?
Herbert B. Abernackle.
Clearly, I am bored stupid while waiting for my laundry to dry to respond to this drivel.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-07 13:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
God you suck.
Submitted by sergeantslaughter (user info) at 2008-08-07 12:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What life accomplishment are you most proud of? [this obviously doesn't apply to Sicosemen as he's yet to accomplish anything substantial]
Proplebly mys fery highh IQ
2. Describe a time when you seriously thought you were going to die.
Got caught in severe thunderstorm
3. Speaking of death, are you afraid of it? Why or why not?
Yes i am
4. Name 3 things that piss you off to no end. List them in order of level of annoyance.
People who blame me for shit i didnt do
people who blam everybodies blogs because they can
BABIES!!!!
5. Who do you think is the most incredible man/woman to have ever lived?
Little baby jesus....
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-08-07 12:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love all of the people not afraid of death.
BS.
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Why fear death? Why fear the inevitable? Something you have no control over, something that gets every damned one of us.
I hold no fear of death for me, but for my wife and kids. I am the main provider of the family and as such, it would be a strain for them should I die. With that said, I hold a significant life insurance policy for them. My wife has one as well, but it's about 1/4 of mine.
I am afraid of their death. Specifically, I dread them being murdered. I can think of no one more horrific thing in this world.
If that ever happened, I would just go Frank Castle. I'd have nothing left to lose.
The carnage I would unleash on the scum of this world would only be described as a blood and organ soaked orgy of death and torture.
My wife and kids - The only reason some people are still alive.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-08-07 12:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What life accomplishment are you most proud of? Finishing college and getting into my #1 grad school.
2. Describe a time when you seriously thought you were going to die.
When I was in the Army, and nearly got flattened by a Chinook. We were sling loading, I was on top of a humvee, and the pilot decided to get some lulz by scaring the shit out of the entire squad.
3. Speaking of death, are you afraid of it? Why or why not?
Not afraid, per se, but I would prefer to delay it as long as possible.
4. Name 3 things that piss you off to no end. List them in order of level of annoyance.
-Running out of beer.
-My husband (he's nearly tolerable, as long as I have beer)
-Having to repeat myself.
5. Who do you think is the most incredible man/woman to have ever lived?
Method's mom!!!... Um. Seriously, no one. We as a species aren't special. Even the Ghandis and Mohammeds are insignificant specks, on a long enough timeline.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-07 12:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What life accomplishment are you most proud of?
The time I saved Hanukkah. Long story.
2. Describe a time when you seriously thought you were going to die.
I got hit in the mouth with an aluminum bat when I was about 9, and I had to go to the dentist to have a composite bond put on the tooth that got broken. I couldn't swallow or breathe very well while the dentist was working in my mouth, and I started to panic because I thought I was going to die and the dentist didn't seem to care. For a while afterward, like a couple of weeks, I actually thought I had died during the procedure and was experiencing the afterlife. What can I say, I was a weird kid.
3. Speaking of death, are you afraid of it? Why or why not?
Not really. It's inevitable and I feel like living in fear of it is pointless. I just hope I don't have to spend eternity in hell getting assraped by the devil or anything like that. But I feel like that's a very remote possibility, so all in all I'm pretty OK with the whole thing.
4. Name 3 things that piss you off to no end. List them in order of level of annoyance.
Blackberry/strawberry seeds
Gas prices
people who send work emails that are riddled with spelling, grammar, punctuation and usage errors
5. Who do you think is the most incredible man/woman to have ever lived?
I go back and forth on this one, but right now I'm feeling like it's Ben Franklin. Or Debbie Harry.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What life accomplishment are you most proud of? [this obviously doesn't apply to Sicosemen as he's yet to accomplish anything substantial]
Mixing oldskool dance for an 700+ audience, while the world was busy inventing 'house' and 'houseparty's'.
2. Describe a time when you seriously thought you were going to die.
Once at work, repairing the insides of a trash-compactor, whilst forgetting to shut the bicth down. My god, was i retardish in those days.
3. Speaking of death, are you afraid of it? Why or why not?
No life without death, but it's quite a bummer.
4. Name 3 things that piss you off to no end. List them in order of level of annoyance.
A: Impatience
B: Stupidity
C: Treachery
5. Who do you think is the most incredible man/woman to have ever lived?
Maybe god, if he were a man, and if he were at all.
Instead, I pick the devil, reliable provider of enjoyable sins.
<crap>
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What life accomplishment are you most proud of?
--The other day, I took an epic dump at work. It was so massive, it clogged up the toilet. And this was no residential toilet, this was an industrial one. I even started to hallucinate a little bit toward the end. I think it may have dehydrated me somewhat. I wish I could find out how much it weighed. It must have been at least in the 6-7lb range. It was like giving birth, only I don't have to hang out with it for the next 18 years.
2. Describe a time when you seriously thought you were going to die.
--Seriously? See #1.
3. Speaking of death, are you afraid of it? Why or why not?
--Interesting question. I can't say that I walk around fearing death on a daily basis, but I'm pretty sure I'd shit myself if I came face to face with the real possibilty of my immediate demise. I think most people are like this. It's easy not to fear the abstract, far away concept of your own death, but when you're in the plane speeding toward the ground at 600mph, it's a different story.
Most people fear death and when faced with it, most will do anything to stay alive. That's what messes some people up. They body check a five year old out of the way so they can save themselves from a flaming wreckage of some kind. They survive, but the kid dies and, in retrospect, they can't understand how they could have done such a thing. It's simple though, when faced with death, they did what was necessary to survive.
I read somewhere about how some psychologists are maintaining that qualitites we attribute to an individual (bravery, trustworthiness, honesty, etc.) are not intrinsic to an individual, but purely situationally dependent. Basically, under the right conditions, anyone is capable of just about anything.
4. Name 3 things that piss you off to no end. List them in order of level of annoyance.
--If they all "piss me off to no end", then how can they vary in order of level of annoyance. Wouldn't they all annoy me equally (ie "to no end")?
5. Who do you think is the most incredible man/woman to have ever lived?
--The most incredible man/woman? You mean like a hermaphrodite? Shit, I don't know any of them.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Being 1 of 10 students from Canada selected to do undergrad research in Europe...quite proud of it. This achievement will be replaced in 2 years when I get my shiny Iron Ring.
2. Fell off a cliff in the Himalayas, but luckily got caught in some bushes. My dad warned me not to walk so close to the edge, I should have listened.
3. Umm, yeah...dying would suck, 'cause then I can't party.
4. -Keggers with shitty foamy beer
-People who are intolerant of other people's cultures
-The Dutch
5. I've yet to find someone who has that quality
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What life accomplishment are you most proud of? [this obviously doesn't apply to Sicosemen as he's yet to accomplish anything substantial]
Winning the national U16 Octopush championship.
2. Describe a time when you seriously thought you were going to die.
Fell off cliff, landed on a ledge and caught by mate before falling into the sea.
3. Speaking of death, are you afraid of it? Why or why not?
Absolutely fucking terrified. I like living and its shit I'm forced to go down the dying career path. No choice in that one.
4. Name 3 things that piss you off to no end. List them in order of level of annoyance.
a) Getting poked in the ribs
b) Hearing a fork scrape on a plate
c) Reading these lame ass posts and feeling compelled to review it. Why don't you add a line on the end saying if you don't reply to me and forward on to at least 10 friends I will die a particularly heinous death in a pit of bubbling frog pus? Have you got nothing better to do with your time than torture us with your 'I read too many girl mags on the shitter' trash post?
5. Who do you think is the most incredible man/woman to have ever lived?
Myself seeing as reality is not confirmed and none of you assholes may actually exist there is nobody greater than me in this whole universe.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ghandi below.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love all of the people not afraid of death.
BS.
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1.
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Excellent.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*mad
**named
Fuck off, I typed it standing up.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1.
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LOL
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1.
2. The last gingeroid camwhore.
3. No, energy will be transferred with or without my death.
4. People not putting two spaces after a period. Girls who pretend not to put out and make you work for it. Some fabrics just make me made.
5. This dude name Sico is pretty fucking rad in my book.
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BAMF is a predictable pussy with the aptitude of a retarded gnat.
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BobSandwich tries *SO* hard to be accepted.
It's like that fat kid in the baseball picking line who sucks in his stomach to increase his chances of being selected.
Oh and try sucking Shlongy's cock some more. +2's from him for eternity are assured.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1. Fuck you
2. Fuck you
3. Fuck you
4. Fuck you
5. Fuck you (x2)
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Doodles, I think Mr. Hartman here failed to click this posts user info to see that Perineum submitted it.
Simple mistake.
Kind of like how I 'forgot' to pay for my $50 meal last night. Free food just tastes better.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1. What life accomplishment are you most proud of? [this obviously doesn't apply to Sicosemen as he's yet to accomplish anything substantial] I sent you another email...did you get it?
2. Describe a time when you seriously thought you were going to die. Fuck you
3. Speaking of death, are you afraid of it? Why or why not? When's your next apology post scheduled for?
4. Name 3 things that piss you off to no end. List them in order of level of annoyance. Swanson Dinner For One
5. Who do you think is the most incredible man/woman to have ever lived? Fuck off
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-07 15:42:40 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, this is my account.
GangsterSquid has been retired. :(
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For real?
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What life accomplishment are you most proud of? [this obviously doesn't apply to Sicosemen as he's yet to accomplish anything substantial]
I havn't accomplished anything that I will share with Uber
2. Describe a time when you seriously thought you were going to die.
We were surfing the Outer Banks in Rodanthe(sp?) when we were twelve or so. Long story short, we buried ourselves standing up to our shoulders. The tide started coming in fast, my friend's mom and little brother had to use the surf and skim boards to make a barrier for the waves coming in while his dad and older brother dug us out. The sand got like ten times heavier when the water got to us. They pulled us out with no time to spare.
3. Speaking of death, are you afraid of it? Why or why not?
I am not afraid of death, I just hope I go out in style. Not yet though, there is a lot to experience. I don't want to get too old though, so about fifty or so should be fine.
4. Name 3 things that piss you off to no end. List them in order of level of annoyance.
1. Cell Phones (Most)
2. Work
3. Not having super powers (least)
5. Who do you think is the most incredible man/woman to have ever lived?
Shlongy and his "-2" power
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-07 11:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe this is the third time I've been accused of being an alter and, wait, why yes, it IS by another person I don't recognize.
Fancy that.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-07 10:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is it possible that Oathmeal just rated on his post with all of his own alters?
would he do that?
he would...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-07 10:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1.Saving up $10,000 before the end of highschool from selling sodas at UT homegames and working in fast food.
2. I started to hydroplane going 50 miles an hour down hill and missed a telephone poll by about 6 inches.
3. I'm not afraid of it. I see death as more of a relief once my body starts failing.
4. hypocritical police, idiots(not retards, just idiots) my dog's wart.
5. George W. Bush. Seriously to be that retarded and still be president. Impressive.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-07 10:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and so the cycle continues.
bring back the original account.
the one before oathmeal.
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-07 10:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gingeroid.
I think...you may have just stumbled upon gold with that term.
Gingeroid.
I quite like that.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-07 10:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FRIDAY gingeroid, FRIDAY.
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-07 10:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, this is my account.
GangsterSquid has been retired. :(