I have a cat. (1011 hits)
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Submitted by DeathJester (View user info) at 2008-08-07 13:41:43 EDT
It is in a box.
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-08-11 01:02:36 EDT (#)
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Does it belong to Schrodinger?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-11 00:45:27 EDT (#)
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Fuck cats
Submitted by artemisia (user info) at 2008-08-10 16:02:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2008-08-09 00:53:42 EDT (#)
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The greatest act the devil ever achieved was convincing people he did not exist.
Proof of Existence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/118002
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-08-08 09:55:37 EDT (#)
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Hydroseeding (or hydraulic mulch seeding, hydro-mulching, hydraseeding) is a planting process which utilizes a slurry of seed and mulch. The slurry is transported in a tank, either truck or trailer mounted and sprayed over prepared ground in a uniform layer; helicopters may be used in cases where larger areas must be covered. Hydroseeding is an alternative to the traditional process of broadcasting or sowing dry seed. It promotes quick germination and inhibits soil erosion.
The mulch in the hydroseed mixture helps maintain the moisture level of the seed and seedlings. The slurry often has other ingredients including fertilizer, tackifying agents, green dye and other additives.
Advantages of hydroseeding
Hydroseeding is used to seed grass on commercial sites (highways/motorways etc.), golf courses, lawns and areas too large, inaccessible or unsuitable for conventional methods. Starting a lawn by hydroseeding is considerably cheaper than laying sod/turf and quicker than using seed. It is also used to spread mixtures of wildflower and tree/shrub seeds or turf grasses for erosion control. The process is called sprigging (or hydro-sprigging) when the slurry contains stolons or rhizomes instead of seed.
History of hydroseeding
The first commercial hydroseeder was invented in United States in the early 1950s in order to efficiently shoot seed and fertiliser over broad areas. The process is now used throughout the world, arriving in the United Kingdom in the 1960s.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-08-08 05:55:15 EDT (#)
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I don't care about your fucking cat. Lots of people have cats.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-08 05:37:00 EDT (#)
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I once killed a cat by accident. I was about 15.
I kicked it in the face, but didn't expect it's head to snap back and it to start spazzing out on the pavement, a cat with a broken neck litterally jumps feet of the floor like it's possessed.
I stomped on it's head to put it out of it's misery.
...and kicked it into a bush, before going on with my evening.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-08-08 05:12:25 EDT (#)
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auto picture of cat post -2
Needs more decapitation.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-08-08 00:21:54 EDT (#)
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in ur box...keeping all your shit out
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-07 19:14:35 EDT (#)
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I would kill it and swing it around.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:11:40 EDT (#)
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more kiiiiiittttttttyyyyyyysssss sooooooo cuuuutttteeeeeeee :)
c there r nice things on this sit
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:03:25 EDT (#)
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it has eyecrud. ew.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:02:37 EDT (#)
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But cute as a button nonetheless.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:02:20 EDT (#)
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Your cat looks like it's got some eye snot going on there.
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:10:17 EDT (#)
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I like kitties.... but I hate Santa....
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:09:30 EDT (#)
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Hey, it's your cat in a box!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-07 16:37:02 EDT (#)
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+2 for not saying "I has a cat, it am in box".
One of my cats has taken to sleeping on top of the pulldown attachment on my Bowflex. I am unsure how it gets up there. It may be a Dalek and not a cat at all.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-07 16:35:18 EDT (#)
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Here's something fun to try!
1 - Close box.
2 - Get folding chairs and popcorn.
3 - Put box in center lane of busy freeway.
Good fun for the whole family.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-08-07 15:53:48 EDT (#)
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congratulations?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-07 15:30:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by txrose08 (user info) at 2008-08-07 20:28:53 BST (#)
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Eh?
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Oh God, *it* reviews too.
Submitted by txrose08 (user info) at 2008-08-07 15:28:53 EDT (#)
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Eh?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-07 15:27:50 EDT (#)
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I MEAN FEMALE PUSSY YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-07 15:23:50 EDT (#)
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Whoops
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-07 15:23:24 EDT (#)
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Cat herder below.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-07 15:23:17 EDT (#)
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HEY!!
I got it working.
One of the first pussies I had was ginger.
Three Litre Anita we used to call her cos she was a proper goer.
Good times.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-07 15:15:09 EDT (#)
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Fuck hats, man.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-07 15:13:09 EDT (#)
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your picture is broken on my browser.
This makes me sad because I love de pussy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-07 15:12:56 EDT (#)
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It seems to be saying..."8 million people in this world with cats and I get stuck with DeathJester for an owner. This blows."
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-07 14:13:02 EDT (#)
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Informative yet easy to read.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-07 14:12:14 EDT (#)
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It is a well known fact that cats like boxes however, they hate it when you try to clean the goop under their eyes.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-07 14:07:22 EDT (#)
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Call it Jack
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-08-07 14:07:16 EDT (#)
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im in ur box....
I got nuthin.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-07 14:04:14 EDT (#)
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way to size there champ.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-08-07 14:03:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-07 14:00:26 EDT (#)
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LIES
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-08-07 13:59:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-07 13:55:35 EDT (#)
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You also have cheap, nasty laminate flooring. UGH
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-08-07 13:50:40 EDT (#)
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ha!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-07 10:47:52 PDT (#)
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Schrodinger: "Or IS it?"
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-07 13:48:49 EDT (#)
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+2 because pussy in a box is infinitly better than dick in a box.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-07 13:47:52 EDT (#)
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Schrodinger: "Or IS it?"
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-07 13:47:39 EDT (#)
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Now just get 11 more, name them after dead literary moguls and move to San Francisco.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-08-07 13:45:16 EDT (#)
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Awe! Fluffy kittyhead! Wait... you're not about to become the next Schrodinger are you?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-07 13:45:16 EDT (#)
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ugh
sorry man, i just dislike cats more than anal rape.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-07 13:44:15 EDT (#)
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I have a -2
Go Die