I also have a cat. (SPT) (1258 hits)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2008-08-07 17:04:15 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118002
It is also in a box.
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-08-18 01:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my cat caught a mouse today... IN THE HOUSE!
ew.
<3
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-11 17:13:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*glares*
so - you are sealing a cat in tupperware?
I approve
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-08-11 17:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Way to post a photograph of your sister's pussy on the internet. Whore.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-08-11 07:05:13 EDT (#)
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It's a PUSSY in a BOX and yet my mind is strangely blank of a way to make a joke out of this.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-11 00:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck cats and fuck you
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-08-09 06:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The fuck did you get 81 reviews?
Wait, I know. It's because you have breasts.
Cheat.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-09 03:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hidden like pussy in all forms.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-09 03:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i LOVE this CAT!!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-09 01:49:48 EDT (#)
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You are also welcome to fuck off, whoever you are.
:)
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2008-08-09 00:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are also well welcome to go die.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-08-08 09:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Porphyry is a variety of igneous rock consisting of large-grained crystals, such as feldspar or quartz, dispersed in a fine-grained feldspathic matrix or groundmass. The larger crystals are called phenocrysts. In its non-geologic, traditional use, the term "porphyry" refers to the purple-red form of this stone, valued for its appearance.
The term "porphyry" is from Greek and means "purple". Purple was the color of royalty, and the "Imperial Porphyry" was a deep brownish purple igneous rock with large crystals of plagioclase. This rock was prized for various monuments and building projects in Imperial Rome and later. Pliny's Natural History affirmed that the "Imperial Porphyry" had been discovered at an isolated site in Egypt in AD 18, by a Roman legionnaire named Caius Cominius Leugas (Werner 1998). It came from a single quarry in the Eastern Desert of Egypt, from 600 million year old andesite of the Arabian-Nubian Shield. The road from the quarry westward to Qena (Roman Maximianopolis) on the Nile, which Ptolemy put on his second-century map, was described first by Strabo, and it is to this day known as the Via Porphyrites, the Porphyry Road, its track marked by the hydreumata, or watering wells that made it viable in this utterly dry landscape. Porphyry was extensively used in Byzantine imperial monuments, for example in Hagia Sophia and in the "Porphyra", the official delivery room for use of pregnant Empresses in the Great Palace of Constantinople.
After the fourth century the quarry was lost to sight for many centuries. The scientific members of the French Expedition under Napoleon sought for it in vain, and it was only when the Eastern Desert was reopened for study under Muhammad Ali that the site was rediscovered by Burton and Wilkinson in 1823.
Subsequently the name was given to igneous rocks with large crystals. Porphyry now refers to a texture of igneous rocks. Its chief characteristic is a large difference between the size of the tiny matrix crystals and other much larger crystals, called phenocrysts. Porphyries may be aphanites or phanerites, that is, the groundmass may have invisibly small crystals, like basalt, or the individual crystals of the groundmass may be easily distinguished with the eye, as in granite. Many types of igneous rocks may display porphyrytic texture.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-08 08:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cats are pretty....
gay. ROFL
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-08 08:05:59 EDT (#)
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I got an F- in caring.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-08 06:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sacrilicious, I think we would make beautiful children.
We can practice first and see :)
Oh I am so smooth.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-08 06:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was only kidding.
An alternative pic for the kitty haters
http://jj.am/gallery/v/Horrors/Faceless_birthday_cat.jpg.html
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-08 06:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah well I can't think of one post you've ever posted, so we're even in the not caring part.
Orphelia- it's out of focus because it was enlarged a whole bunch from the tiny camera phone pic it once was. I have no idea what's going on in the background because it was a photo message.
EI EI OOOOO
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-08-08 06:07:44 EDT (#)
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I don't care about your sister's fucking cat. Lots of people have cats.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-08 05:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It isn't her 'fucking cat'.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-08-08 05:55:33 EDT (#)
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I don't care about your fucking cat. Lots of people have cats.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-08 05:40:33 EDT (#)
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Sorry you don't get a +2 just for being you.
Cat's are ghey.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-08 05:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lots!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-08 05:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i love sacrilicious!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-08 05:27:42 EDT (#)
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You have utterly, bitterly disappointed me Emission.
All I am left with is Pen's post. THANKS.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-08 05:26:27 EDT (#)
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i cant i cant!THE PHOTO IS AT HOME!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-08 05:21:19 EDT (#)
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Emission, CAMWHORE!! You said you would. Do it NOW!
Well, before midday.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-08 05:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES YOU WERE!! It would have been funnier if you had said 'catty'.
Anyway, Saccy, it's called focus. Try it!
Tee hee.
Someone post something.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-08-08 05:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
auto picture of cat post -2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-08 04:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-08 03:45:52 EDT (#)
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Em, are you commenting on my comments AGAIN??
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-08 03:43:29 EDT (#)
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WOW BITCHY!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-08 03:35:03 EDT (#)
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What is the crap in the background??
I'd have placed it in front of some nice houseplants, maybe an antique figurine.
Show some class!! :)
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2008-08-07 23:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been around.. though not much as work has been keeping me busy...
How have you been hun? How's lil' feety?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-07 22:48:26 EDT (#)
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Um, hellooooo cat in a box different, you couldn't post a cat photo and stay on the front page different, I are special snowflake, etc etc
I'm think I'm going to bed now zzz
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-07 22:41:35 EDT (#)
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i love apollo's comment
hai
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-07 22:35:45 EDT (#)
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You are no different than the rest of uber.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-07 22:26:13 EDT (#)
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OMFG P_P SIGHTING where have you been, girl?? And hello Susie_Derkins of Canada.
X54- My friends recently rescued a litter of 4 that were mewing in the bushes, too. Luckily, they were all healthy, and found homes with 4 of our friends within 24 hours.
There are a lot of hot chicks on this post.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-08-07 22:10:14 EDT (#)
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That box would have totally negated the Schrödinger's Cat paradox.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-07 21:07:54 EDT (#)
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WOOO!
Thanks auntie Lishy!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-07 21:07:17 EDT (#)
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So its actually Shmally, then?
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-07 20:48:31 EDT (#)
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My neighbor's cat just had kittens. One was born without any hind legs. The mother tried to abandon it when it was still very little. She moved the other kittens to a new nest, or whatever you call it. But my neighbor heard it mewing in the bushes and rescued it by placing it back in the fold with its siblings. We call it Scrape because of the way it drags itself around now. You should see it try to scratch its head with its hind foot. That must be an instinctive reaction to a cat's itchy head because it never stops trying to scratch itself with its missing feet.
I think my neighbor should have left it to die instead of rescuing it. But then, I didn't have to listen to it mewing in the bushes all by itself. Compassion is sometimes the cruelest emotion, isn't it?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2008-08-07 20:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have a pretty puss..
Oh I can't finish that sentence... I'm too much a lady of course!!
*rolls eyes*
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-07 20:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't have to pretend here, Shlong.. RBDs scare me.
Rob- mail. Within 2 weeks, they say. YAY
And Snark, get back here, it's my turn.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-07 20:14:42 EDT (#)
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Well, I'm not really blind.
Sometimes, I pretend that I am to pull more chicks.
I also pretend, once in a while, that I have a really big dick and that works pretty well with the ladies, too.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-07 20:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yer blind? Lucky you.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111642
I'd be super happy to not have to look at you in the mirror.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-07 20:03:20 EDT (#)
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Yes, as a matter of fact, it does, smartass.
I'm blind so I get all of my Uber in an audio file.
Oops...pardon me, I meant to call you dumbass.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-07 20:00:27 EDT (#)
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The internet speaks to Shlongy?
Cool.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-07 19:58:51 EDT (#)
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meat loaf kittie says hai!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-07 19:53:01 EDT (#)
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Sure you do, rob_berg.
I've heard you called a pussy many times around here- hell, I've called you that 42 times myself!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-07 19:49:58 EDT (#)
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I have no cat.
I have many boxes, however.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-07 19:15:23 EDT (#)
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Schroedinger would be pleased.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-08-07 19:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
And here I thought I thought I was looking at the new and improved: Vagisil Screening Kit®
silly me
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-07 19:05:25 EDT (#)
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hehehe
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-07 19:01:01 EDT (#)
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Simpatico. This is why you're my marry, you see.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:53:39 EDT (#)
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O RLY? Well my mouth is full of chicken, which by your equation means..
... that after you swallow it's time to cuddle.
I think.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:54:15 EDT (#)
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Yeah...I'm 99.9% certain I'd pet that thing of yours.
I can't keep up around here...which regular Uber asshole with no life is playing the role of "tiddlywinks" today?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:53:39 EDT (#)
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O RLY? Well my mouth is full of chicken, which by your equation means..
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:52:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:44:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:36:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:36:07 EDT (#)
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Lordy
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It's true. I just licked my arm and it tasted like vanilla powder and Dove. I'm weird.
I have a feeling shlongy would pet my kitty.
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OH MY GOD I TASTE LIKE CAT!
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:37:44 EDT (#)
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i would not let shlongy near my kitty. hed old man pee on it or something weird like that.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:36:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:36:07 EDT (#)
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Lordy
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It's true. I just licked my arm and it tasted like vanilla powder and Dove. I'm weird.
I have a feeling shlongy would pet my kitty.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:32:54 EDT (#)
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u disgust me shlongy, bet u smell fishy. and y u call urself shlongy anyway? ahlongy sounds like a willie and i bet u called urself that cos u never get any girlz. ur willie smells of kippers and u stay round here cos no girl would go near it. ud have to pull my granny or something and she has false teeth. prolly better with false teeth tho. rather gums than teeth on ur small wrinky old man willie. ewwwwww. have you been fixed so u cant make anymore babys?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:27:15 EDT (#)
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I have an idea, tiddlytard - smell my ballsac, again.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:15:56 EDT (#)
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shlongy is an old man who doesnt hav sex cos that would be rong. dont say u hav sex its like my mum and dad sayin they hav sex. its not rite. u should stop having it. ewwww horrid pic in head. smelly old man sex.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:14:30 EDT (#)
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Damn: I though we were about to see 'something else entirely', if you catch my drift.
I feel like I'm the only heterosexual left on Uber who HASN'T seen it.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:10:46 EDT (#)
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yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy! kitty! :)
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:51:33 EDT (#)
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I agree with Experima, it's a great filename.
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:50:35 EDT (#)
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lol
sacrilicious spends WAAAAAY too much money on cosmetics.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:48:37 EDT (#)
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what a filename! :)
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:36:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:29:25 EDT (#)
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YOU REALIZE IF YOU READ THE FILENAME OF THAT EYE PIC YOU'D KNOW IT WAS HALLOWEEN AND THAT IT WAS PURPLE AND ALSO THAT I AM A PIRATESS.
I cuddle. But I don't taste like chicken.
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Lordy
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:32:32 EDT (#)
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Oh look, it's time to go home. I have a computer there, too.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:31:48 EDT (#)
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YOU GUYS WOULD TTLY LOLZ AT MY FILENAME
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:30:53 EDT (#)
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Thats what I like about Uber - constant quality improvement.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:29:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:28:50 EDT (#)
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When cats sit in boxes like that they look like box pilots.
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Ummmmmmmmm........ nevermind.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:29:25 EDT (#)
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YOU REALIZE IF YOU READ THE FILENAME OF THAT EYE PIC YOU'D KNOW IT WAS HALLOWEEN AND THAT IT WAS PURPLE AND ALSO THAT I AM A PIRATESS.
I cuddle. But I don't taste like chicken.
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:29:23 EDT (#)
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lol ghola is constantly broke and looks like a boy lol
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:28:50 EDT (#)
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When cats sit in boxes like that they look like box pilots.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:26:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:26:29 EDT (#)
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Cats taste like chicken and chickens don't cuddle.
That's why.
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:26:00 EDT (#)
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HEY LOOK THIS CAT IS VERY BLACK.
ALMOST AS BLACK AS THAT EMO EYE PAINT YOU LIKE TO WEAR.
(I figured I'd use caps just because everyone else is)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:21:15 EDT (#)
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INDEED YOU DID BUT IT SOUNDS MORE DRAMATIC AND YOUR FAULT THIS WAY. (reply sent).
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:16:23 EDT (#)
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I FUCKING APOLOGIZED LIKE THREE TIMES
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:15:08 EDT (#)
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OH WELL LOOK WHO IT IS, the guy who doesn't read my e-mail for weeks and then expects me to jump.
(I'm jumping..typing now.)
Snark, why do you hate kitties?
My landlord won't let me have one. This makes me sad.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's something fun to try!
1 - Put lid on Tupperware box.
2 - Put box under sink.
3 - Leave box for 3 weeks.
4 - Make popcorn
5 - Tell neighbors kid that there is candy for them hidden under the sink.
Cats are often used to teach valuable life lessons to the very young.
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kitty!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:09:18 EDT (#)
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if you're bored, how about responding to my email, you heartless, callous, cold, cruel, woman?
i never...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:06:47 EDT (#)
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This photo was not staged, I got it on my phone weeks ago, hence the shitty quality.
I am so fucking bored for the next 25 minutes.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 freshly vacuumed cat.