I want a cat. (706 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.94 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jeanneee (View user info) at 2008-08-08 09:52:25 EDT
This cat. He's breathtaking.
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-13 12:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, that was the anger talking. I'm sorry I said those things. I'm sure you don't have syphilis or fuck horses, and I bet you smell like lavender.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-13 11:57:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Syphilitic?
Horse-fucker?
Mayonnaise?
*weeps*
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-11 12:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2008-08-10 20:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
photoshop city
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He is not photoshopped. He's a natural beauty.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-11 12:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:o)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-11 12:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry for being mean.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-11 00:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck cats
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2008-08-10 20:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
photoshop city
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-10 12:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hi!
you're home early!
i was just, you know itching it!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-08-10 11:57:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Behind that cat is sicosemen with two lubricated fingers probing his heart interoralanally.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2008-08-09 00:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-08-08 14:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus...that's fucked up.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-08 14:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-08-08 13:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
willy wonka is arguably one of the greatest candy oriented movies with midgets ever made.
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Obv. you haven't seen enough midget porn then.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-08 14:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Em, you don't bring me flowers....
anymore....
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-08 14:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep. He smelled like piss and crack smoke.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-08-08 14:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
looks like someone tried to scratch and sniff your pussy
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-08-08 13:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
willy wonka is arguably one of the greatest candy oriented movies with midgets ever made.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-08 12:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GINGEROID IS NOT RETARDED. Everything else is 100% true though. Word.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-08-08 12:48:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spat coffee all over the monitor reading this
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-08 06:59:53 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If gingeroid and hurty had a baby.
And it was a cat.
And either one of them actually knew what to do with their penis, because I suspect hurty still lives with his mum and the ginger hair and muscles suggests gingeroid is retarded.
And there wasn't a mandatory abortion, which there should be in this case.
And if one of them could anally impregnate the other.
And if the doctor or one of the nurses didn't kill it after it came out.
Then this what I would imagine that baby would look like on its second birthday.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-08 12:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He's fine. You just startled him is all.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-08 11:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
He looks rabid. You may have to kill him.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-08 10:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMscOdNCBpE
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-08-08 10:11:35 EDT (#)
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This cat. He's demonic.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-08 10:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See? That's just Jeanneee being Jeanneee.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-08 10:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny below.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-08 09:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If gingeroid and hurty had a baby.
And it was a cat.
And either one of them actually knew what to do with their penis, because I suspect hurty still lives with his mum and the ginger hair and muscles suggests gingeroid is retarded.
And there wasn't a mandatory abortion, which there should be in this case.
And if one of them could anally impregnate the other.
And if the doctor or one of the nurses didn't kill it after it came out.
Then this what I would imagine that baby would look like on its second birthday.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-08 09:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-08 09:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off with the cats already!
Cats are shit.
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Post something better, if you can.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-08 09:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NEVAR
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-08 09:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off with the cats already!
Cats are shit.