Thesausy Fun With M Alliteration (BONUS: fun with hippies picture included) (715 hits)
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Submitted by Poots (View user info) at 2008-08-10 13:05:37 EDT
A mild mannered maniac looked most menacingly upon the Misty Moon Mountains. He mourned the misplacement of a modern day madam that milled his man muscle until it moved like a muppet with multiple sclerosis.
"My midsection misses the mild manipulation of her moist mouth," the mad man mused wearing a moue.
Mulling over his missing madam his mentation ran malevolent.
"May she be mounted by a million maniacal monkeys with murky milky mucous misting out of their maladroit manholes," he mulled mythically.
He made more mean minatorials marking malicious maladies for the misses.
"May my mandibles moat her maw until her muzzle turns magenta!"
"May I micturate in her maw as to cause mordant malaise!"
He moused around the Misty Moon Mountains with the mien of a mewling mollycoddle never marking his missing mistress and is now a marl of man in one of its many mires.
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Submitted by Mystical_Mudyak (user info) at 2008-08-11 17:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOVED IT
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-08-11 14:28:12 EDT (#)
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Do J next! Do J next! OH! Or X. If you can do X I will +2 you for life.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-11 12:05:45 EDT (#)
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ok then
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-11 11:21:39 EDT (#)
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OMG ZOMBIE JERRY GARCIA! SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-10 20:03:32 EDT (#)
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Waste of 27 seconds....
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-10 19:49:11 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4WbwwhBmRk
The key to playing the strumpet (aka the didgerihooha) is circular breathing. And that's all I have to say about that.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-08-10 16:14:24 EDT (#)
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Shutupa yer face
Submitted by Timberwolves_At_New_York (user info) at 2008-08-10 15:37:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-10 14:50:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-10 14:13:25 EDT (#)
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I just don't see how air in your tuppence can be exciting.
Or thrill inducing.----
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In need of a shag above.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-10 14:21:22 EDT (#)
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I stand corrected
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-10 14:20:26 EDT (#)
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I would think that this would be something they tell you in sex ed if it were true. Otherwise we'd have rigamortisized women wrapped around mens faces in the waiting room at ers.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-08-10 14:19:00 EDT (#)
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It appears to be exceedingly rare.
Blood vessels would have to be significantly swollen. The vagina would have to be completely air tight. He would need the lung capacity of a professional tuba player. Under any sort of normal circumstances, I can't imagine that the exposed vessels are remotely permeable enough to allow enough C02 molecules in to form a bubble.
Worry not, uber. It's ok to make her scream like that.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-10 14:18:28 EDT (#)
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for either party.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-10 14:13:25 EDT (#)
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I just don't see how air in your tuppence can be exciting.
Or thrill inducing.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-10 14:10:47 EDT (#)
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played a pussy like its a trumpet.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-10 14:10:19 EDT (#)
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Sounds scary I could get some kind of pussy back draft repulsion thing and then what do I have? A face full of pussy fart? No thank you.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-10 14:08:09 EDT (#)
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What is 'pussy trumpeting' and what happens?
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:58:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-10 10:54:08 PDT (#)
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yeah I don't know how the two are connected. I've never trumpeted a pussy before and I'm not about to try but it sounds like an urban legend. I'm writing myth busters!
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You don't know what you're missing.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:57:25 EDT (#)
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You did spell hippies correctly in the title, so the rating goes up. We had our differences in the past, but that's water under the bridge. Cool picture. It's not Shandy, it's the REAL Shlongy.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:54:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:48:57 EDT (#)
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hippies
noun
a youth subculture (mostly from the middle class) originating in San Francisco in the 1960s; advocated universal love and peace and communes and long hair and soft drugs; favored acid rock and progressive rock music
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Precisely. The Summer of Love was 1967. I was almost 18 and went to San Francisco. Good times.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:54:08 EDT (#)
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yeah I don't know how the two are connected. I've never trumpeted a pussy before and I'm not about to try but it sounds like an urban legend. I'm writing myth busters!
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:52:20 EDT (#)
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hip·pie also hip·py Audio Help (hĭp'ē) Pronunciation Key
n. pl. hip·pies
A person who opposes and rejects many of the conventional standards and customs of society, especially one who advocates extreme liberalism in sociopolitical attitudes and lifestyles.
there you go bubba
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:51:03 EDT (#)
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fuck
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:49:43 EDT (#)
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S/B "missus," not "misses."
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-10 10:11:59 PDT (#)
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I read an article which...warned of the dangers of blowing air into a womans tuppence whilst performing oral sex as this can cause embolism. IS THIS TRUE??
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Not in my experience, but maybe I've just been lucky.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:48:57 EDT (#)
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hippies
noun
a youth subculture (mostly from the middle class) originating in San Francisco in the 1960s; advocated universal love and peace and communes and long hair and soft drugs; favored acid rock and progressive rock music
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:42:07 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't go down on you either Orphelia.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:41:18 EDT (#)
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where did you get that picture of shandy?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:27:23 EDT (#)
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dad??
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:23:38 EDT (#)
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A variant is kinda like a deviant.
:)
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:20:20 EDT (#)
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hip·py Audio Help (hĭp'ē) Pronunciation Key
n. Variant of hippie.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:16:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-10 18:15:46 BST (#)
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:14:09 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't go down on a pregenant chick especially in the latter months. I read that they do alot of discharging.
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That's just the baby spitting in your face.
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I was a squirter before so, no difference.
lol@bub.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:15:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:14:09 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't go down on a pregenant chick especially in the latter months. I read that they do alot of discharging.
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That's just the baby spitting in your face.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:14:09 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't go down on a pregenant chick especially in the latter months. I read that they do alot of discharging.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:12:01 EDT (#)
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It's spelled HIPPIE.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:11:59 EDT (#)
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Mmmm... Marvellous.
on a slightly different note, whilst looking into sexual positions for pregnant women, I read an article which recommended the use of dental dams for oral sex (I had to look it up http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dental_dam ) and also warned of the dangers of blowing air into a womans tuppence whilst performing oral sex as this can cause embolism. IS THIS TRUE?? I feel these issues need to be addressed.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:10:38 EDT (#)
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YES
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:10:23 EDT (#)
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YES
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:10:00 EDT (#)
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Oh hippy man oh hippy man
dance your sweet little dance
Make me happy with your hippy hair
and your hippy glance
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:09:46 EDT (#)
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NO no no