Hi , I'm new here (665 hits)
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Submitted by <spitercents.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-08-11 05:24:36 EDT
Hello, I just wanted to introduce myself.
Can you guys give me some pointers on what to do and what not to do?
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-15 21:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-08-11 10:18:53 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS.
lol
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-08-15 00:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do: run
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-08-14 23:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do: Shut the fuck up.
Dont: Ask "What can I do, what can I do?"
*SLAP* You can act like a man!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-08-11 11:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
rule #1, don't click submit
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-11 11:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-11 10:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sico, you should know by now what to do and what not to do.
oathmeal- you SHOULD kill yourself and you should not log on anymore.
Beano- you should go fuck yourself and you should not exist anymore.
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wtf you talking about old man?
Don't answer that, no-one gives a fuck.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-08-11 11:20:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-08-11 11:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS.
Submitted by skee (user info) at 2008-08-11 11:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DON'T POST
EVER AGAIN
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-11 10:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is perfect, actually.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-11 10:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-11 10:19:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, you guys need something better to do.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-11 10:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sico, you should know by now what to do and what not to do.
oathmeal- you SHOULD kill yourself and you should not log on anymore.
Beano- you should go fuck yourself and you should not exist anymore.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-08-11 10:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I'm really going to like this guy!
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-11 09:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-11 08:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
myshit the cockless rodent of ubersite. Find yourself a woman you sad little virgin.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahahahahahaha
*falls off chair*
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-08-11 09:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do: Post something decent. Non-fantasy fiction, flash fiction and hilarious/embarrassing anecdotes do well here.
Don't: Make an introduction post and ask what to do as if you just stumbled on the site and decided to squeeze one out without reading several examples of what sinks or swims around here.
Do: -2DIE
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-08-11 09:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You'll need to murder a political exile, use your authority to remove political adversaries and steal billions, attempt to restart the cold war by invading a neighbouring territory and then release a pop song.
Submitted by FlintofFred (user info) at 2008-08-11 09:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckin' A! If you can get away with this for your first post then I'm off to write something equally as terrible.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-11 09:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
welcome n00b
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-11 09:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
open up the door under your sink, remove the contents of said drawer and mix together in a large plastic bucket. Apply a liberal amount to your skin and hair, then drink.
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2008-08-11 09:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
never say it's your first post
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-08-11 08:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just keep on being yourself and you'll do fine :)
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-11 08:40:14 EDT (#)
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i find the fighting amongst the noobs very lame
oh how a long for a good ripbattle
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-11 08:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-08-11 13:27:02 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just to re-iterate
Myshit is a total cocksmoker - he still cries about my first two posts. Read them - i had some fun and i thought it was interesting, regardless of whether it was not an original idea. Have a look through myshit's posts - nothing original or interesting there - just a load of angst ridden knob cheese disguised as words on a screen.
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myshit is a cying little faggot.
myshit - "Please speak to me, I have no friends and if you don't then I will be a total cunt to you forever more. I don't care what kind of attention you give me. JUST GIVE ME SOME BECAUSE NOBODY LOVES ME AND ITS NOT MY FAULT I'M FULL OF SHIT!"
myshit the cockless rodent of ubersite. Find yourself a woman you sad little virgin.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-11 08:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It would behoove you to go fuck yourself with a monorail while simultaneously eating yourself to death.
Submitted by Baxter (user info) at 2008-08-11 08:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NOOBS!!!
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-08-11 08:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just to re-iterate
Myshit is a total cocksmoker - he still cries about my first two posts. Read them - i had some fun and i thought it was interesting, regardless of whether it was not an original idea. Have a look through myshit's posts - nothing original or interesting there - just a load of angst ridden knob cheese disguised as words on a screen.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-11 08:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-11 07:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it, have a +2 just because myshit is below acting like a total cunt as always. Long-term antibiotics, chemotherapy and anti-viral drugs have as yet not managed to remove the myshit / beano pestillence. He deserves no sympathy as he was born without a dick and an insatiable apetite for little boys. If you turn your back on him, he will run after you trying to stick his index finger up your arse. There is my advice and never say you haven't been warned.
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And be warned.....
COMPLETE NOBODIES get utter fixations with you.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-11 07:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
just go with the flow
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-11 07:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it, have a +2 just because myshit is below acting like a total cunt as always. Long-term antibiotics, chemotherapy and anti-viral drugs have as yet not managed to remove the myshit / beano pestillence. He deserves no sympathy as he was born without a dick and an insatiable apetite for little boys. If you turn your back on him, he will run after you trying to stick his index finger up your arse. There is my advice and never say you haven't been warned.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-08-11 07:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best advice I ever got.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxTmOOvigJY
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-11 06:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop this shit.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-11 06:19:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Worst batch of alters ever. It's like a fucking plague.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-11 05:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, THE most important lesson you'll get.
This will stop you from being a lauging stock before you even get started.
Don't under ANY circumstances get all shitty because your first shit post got slammed and then make up a second post that CLAIMS that your first post was just an 'experiment' and lo and behold you look all clever and we all look stupid...
Because it's obvious, it's been done before and YOU end up looking like the weak, simple, cry-baby wanker that you are.
For reference see:
Exhibit A) attempt at humour/interest and ensuing hissy fit > http://www.ubersite.com/m/117646
Exhibit B: Weak, feeble, simple and obvious back-track and attempt at showing near mental breakdown over last post was all 'on purpose'
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117681
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-11 05:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't breathe... ever.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-11 05:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
well you're not pole dancing, or instigating 'erotica fests'.
still, fuck off.
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-08-11 05:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
also your email under the 'Submitted' heading has just been signed up to several carefully selected animal porn sites....
just kidding...but you might want to change that.
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-08-11 05:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dammmit why do i drink and type at the same time.....
I was supposed to type 'don't listen to fucktards like myshit'
Alcohol...shutting...down....synapses...........
have a welcome +2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-11 05:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
breathe
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-08-11 05:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't like to fucktards like myshit...
Thats a good starting pointer!
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-11 05:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are beyond help.