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CNN: Presidential Olympic Poonanie Inspections Going Well (907 hits)

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Rating: 1.42 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (View user info) at 2008-08-11 14:42:09 EDT


Apparently, the president has entered the Bill Clinton-esque I-can't-be-re-elected-so-I-don't-give-a-fuck-who-knows-what-I'm-stickin'-my-dick-in phase of his final term.

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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-13 07:13:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/92/249296035_105983ea5e.jpg?v=0


The VBall player from Greece.....fuck is she hot

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-08-13 06:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Walsh is a butterface, but I wouldn't mind eating dinner off her ass. May's face looked way better at the 2004 Olympics, but she's got a porn star name so bonus points because it seems all the more plausible that she'll initiate a victory lesbian encounter right there on the sand. Did you see the hug when they won gold? You just knew they were all hot and sticky and breathing heavy and whatnot. Mmmm....

Either way, Alicia Sacramone blows those chicks out of the fucking water. That girl is BLAZIN' hot and I don't even have to feel dirty about my astronomical lust for her because she's like 22. I've spent more time watching women's Olympic gymnastics in the last two weeks than I have my entire life before that.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 04:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-13 03:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fit women are super hot

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2008-08-13 00:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/118104

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-08-12 13:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

but look at that tooshy! did i just say tooshy? ugh

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-12 11:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you guys are retarded....have you ever seen Walsh without her glasses on?

http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Kerri_Walsh/63457/kerri_walsh_photo_6.jpg\
http://www.southofboston.net/specialreports/volleyball2007/images/450pxl/VOL_OLY_misty-and-kerri.jpg



she's a butterface girl

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-08-12 11:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

walsh is a babe

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-08-12 10:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-12 10:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This +2 is for you.

Our president is the biggest fucking retard ever, and I hate him with the fire of a million burning suns. I'll -2 him for life.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-08-12 03:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-08-11 16:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-11 15:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i <3 Walsh's ass


Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-08-12 02:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Not a bush, just a little shrub.

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-08-12 01:59:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

2girls1bush

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-08-12 01:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

He's probably telling her about the time he snorted a line of coke on the back of a leg that long

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-11 20:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Dude, you shoulda had her takin' a dump in someon...

I mean, um...

Nothing.


Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-08-11 16:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-11 15:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i <3 Walsh's ass


Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-11 16:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment!

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-11 16:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-11 12:38:21 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i <3 Walsh's ass

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-08-11 16:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-08-11 15:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ahahaha


at least they're hot.
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And really, really good at volleyball.

I mean, that's why I watch them, anyway.

ahem.


Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-11 16:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-08-11 15:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"But you see its not a real dog, its just the shadow from my hand. Now, who wants to see my WMD?"

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bwahahahahahaha

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-11 15:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Consider who you're talking about. President Junior still doesn't know how babies are made. Laura tricked him into his daughters Piggy and Horseface by telling him it was part of his yearly prostate exam.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-11 15:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i <3 Walsh's ass

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-08-11 15:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ahahaha


at least they're hot.

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-08-11 15:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Forgot to rate

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-08-11 15:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-11 15:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus, I just realized what he's doing. He's making a shark shadow puppet on her back. That's it: I'm not voting for him anymore.

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"But you see its not a real dog, its just the shadow from my hand. Now, who wants to see my WMD?"

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-11 15:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-08-11 14:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

The bruise on the squatty girl's lower back suggests that Dubya tried to kidney punch her at some point.

Or is that just a shadow?
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Jesus, I just realized what he's doing. He's making a shark shadow puppet on her back. That's it: I'm not voting for him anymore.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-08-11 14:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to eat off Walsh's but.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-08-11 14:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought it was a tramp stamp, FG.

Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-11 14:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Didn't we have this the other day?



Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-11 14:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

or

W goes to the Y

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-11 14:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-08-11 14:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

The bruise on the squatty girl's lower back suggests that Dubya tried to kidney punch her at some point.

Or is that just a shadow?

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-11 14:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

George Bush reminds me of the bastard love-child of a slow orangutan and the kid from the movie "Powder." Yuck.


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