Gold, Bronze, Silver/ Artsy Vs. Pretentious/ Rare CAMWHORE! (908 hits)
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Submitted by Gay (View user info) at 2008-08-12 10:40:50 EDT
Firstly I'm wondering about how everyone views the Olympics and how exactly they measure the success within these games. I'm not talking about individual accolades but rather the ongoing medal count. As of just a few moments ago the U.S.A. has 21 total medals with the Chinese in a close second accumulating 20. I feel that the number of medals isn't as important as the type of medals.
China has 13 gold medals while the Americans boast a grand total of 7. That's 6 more gold medals for China (in case your name was Mudwhistle and only have a GED). Do you think it is more important to have more medals or more gold medals? Either way, I win!
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I just got done doing my daily crossword puzzle ( http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/crossword/ ) and became almost infuriated with one of the clues. The clue was "pretentious" and as I work the crossword clue out I come to find that the answer is "artsy."
Don't get me wrong. I'm definitely not an "artsy" supporter or advocate. As a matter of fact any time I see these so called artsy people I want to shiv them with a tree branch, stomp on their thick black square framed glasses, and rip whatever gaudy jewelry off their necks. I'd like to smash them in their fucking face, but does that make them pretentious?
Sure, if you take a certain amount of liberty stretching the word to a most literal meaning it could possibly translate but to be directly synonymous? I think not. Perhaps I'll write the crossword developer and editor a letter...or more likely I won't do anything.
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Do I look guilty?
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:49:34 EDT (#)
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wow jaypeg lost weight
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-13 00:49:38 EDT (#)
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'gay' is an appropriate handle for you, you fucking waste of sperm.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-08-13 00:32:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-08-12 12:27:22 CDT (#)
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not trying to hurl an insult or anything, but you look like you have a touch of downs in this pic.
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Charlie Brown making a half-assed attempt at goth is more like it. ^_^
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-08-12 22:04:15 EDT (#)
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You are exactly as fat as me
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-08-12 19:57:01 EDT (#)
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Wow! You sure have posted a lot in the past week for a Jr. Chemist. How on earth do you find the time??
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-12 19:02:34 EDT (#)
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Sorry. Chain-of-consciousness review below.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-12 19:01:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-12 13:34:55 EDT (#)
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I can see that. It's not like I try to hide the bad from the good pics.
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-08-12 13:27:22 EDT (#)
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not trying to hurl an insult or anything, but you look like you have a touch of downs in this pic.
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Gay takes the handoff at the 22. He cuts left, avoids a tackle. He dodges back through a hole, spins past a block... He's at the 15... the ten... the five... TOUCH OF DOWNS!!!!!
Submitted by snagglepuss (user info) at 2008-08-12 13:57:13 EDT (#)
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neo-nazi eunuch.................
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-12 13:55:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-12 13:34:55 EDT (#)
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I can see that. It's not like I try to hide the bad from the good pics.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-08-12 13:27:22 EDT (#)
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not trying to hurl an insult or anything, but you look like you have a touch of downs in this pic.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-12 12:49:27 EDT (#)
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You should reform Smash Mouth and go back on tour.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-08-12 12:38:10 EDT (#)
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sup fatty
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-12 12:28:13 EDT (#)
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hahahahahahahhahaha
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-12 12:25:08 EDT (#)
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well at least you got rid of the chinstrap
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-08-12 12:18:00 EDT (#)
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You look like a british closet fag who's just finished a 3-year prison sentence and is now running amok. Gay, indeed.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-12 12:03:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-08-12 11:37:25 EDT (#)
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looks like you're writing "NAMBLA"
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NAMBLA was written on there but as you can see I don't have any writing implements, so HUZZAH!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-12 11:46:59 EDT (#)
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"Hey MO! Hey LARRY! Nyuck nyuck nyuck..."
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-08-12 11:37:25 EDT (#)
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looks like you're writing "NAMBLA"
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-12 11:32:59 EDT (#)
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Guilty of setting the collective IQ back a point or two.
Don't breed.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-08-12 11:06:12 EDT (#)
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The olympics are shit.
Seriously, these people dedicate their entire lives to honing their clean-and-jerk skills, to get a dorky medal that has a street value of a couple hundred bucks.
You also have to look at the events that the medals are in. Americans don't give a shit about boring sports like goat-flinging or soccer. Who cares if Abu Dhabi won a gold medal in left-handed thumbwrestling?
To spice up the olympics, I say let them all dope.
They should also play the CH-CH-CH-CH-CH sound from The Bionic Woman during the running events.
They should run each event twice. The second time, the athletes need to have a BAC of 0.20 or higher.
The bicycle racers should be given clubs. Or tasers.
Beach volleyball should be full nude, in the tradition of the ancient olympics.
So should gymnastics. Extra points awarded for making a suction cup sound on the mat after doing a split.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-08-12 11:05:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-12 10:58:02 EDT (#)
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You have a face like a melted welly.
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Har Har!
Anyway, I don't watch the olympics 'cause it's rubbish. From what I gather though it's all pretty arbitrary when it comes to which is more important. I'd reccomend contacting your local government representitive (State governer? County official?) to find out what the nations' current line is on that if you really need a guide.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-12 11:02:17 EDT (#)
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I must admit this isn't the most flattering picture to have ever been taken of me, however I will try to do some bit of justice to myself and say that this picture was taken as the same day as the one in the suit here: http://stuff.ubersite.com/1217951050356812280/1/sico.JPG I'm just horribly unphotogenic....which is why I continue to post pictures. Have a great enjoyment.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-12 10:58:35 EDT (#)
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I feel more attractive every time I look at you.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-12 10:58:02 EDT (#)
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You have a face like a melted welly.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-12 10:56:25 EDT (#)
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Gold. Obviously.
"Well done, you are the first loser... here, have a silver medal to commemorate you not being as good as that fella over there"
"Well done, you are the SECOND loser... etc and so on"
+ you are fat.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-08-12 10:51:47 EDT (#)
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I have no idea who you are, but I guess you're pretty gay.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-12 10:48:24 EDT (#)
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no you look like a fat shlongy
good grief
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-12 10:45:21 EDT (#)
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you don't look guilty but you do look like you've been smashing your face into the side of that truck for a few hours