Shaved head? Fuck off. (Or, Shlongy as a Role Model? Christ!) (1837 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2008-08-12 14:52:33 EDT
I am sick and tired of all you bullet-headed bastards who find three fucking hairs in your comb, freak out, and shave your heads to look cool and trendy, or worse, guys with normal heads of hair who shave your heads to look cool and trendy. News flash, you literally look like dickheads.
Laurence Fishburne looks cool. Samuel L. Jackson looks cool. Bruce Willis looks cool. The rest of you look like fucking morons, baby-headed naked-skulled idiots.
Shockingly, Shlongy is a perfect example of how to do it right. Sure, his remaining hair will be gone with his next big sneeze, but in the meantime he just lets it be and makes it work. He is a credit to the Legion of the Receding Hairline. The rest of you are a bunch of dimwitted mutts.
I bet 90% of you head-shavers have gone out and gotten some trendy tattoo as well, some massive inkwork that wraps around a bicep or thigh or your neck or in the case of you skanky uberchicks one creeps across a breast. Guess what. It may have been cool for about 30 minutes in the late1990's, but when you reach retirement age and the tat fades and is distorted by a natural loss of skin elasticity, you'll spend a lot of time looking in the mirror and wondering how you could have been so stupid.
There is an upside, though. Invest in laser tattoo removal. It is about to become a booming business as a whole generation entering the workforce or trying to move up the corporate ladder realizes that the tattoo creeping up out of the collar of their shirt or visible on their left tit just might be subtly hindering their progress.
"Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!"
-Plan 9 from Outer Space
Tattoo-Removal Stocks: Buy the 'Tidal Wave'
http://www.cnbc.com/id/25706658
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-25 21:06:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-25 21:04:57 EDT (#)
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Just to further my point:
RACISTS/DISCRIMINATORY/ANTI-OBAMA(goes back to racist)ETC... POSTS BY JACK:
1. http://www.ubersite.com/m/118305
2. http://www.ubersite.com/m/118112
3. http://www.ubersite.com/m/118090
4. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117913
5. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117808
6. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117641
7. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117614
8. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117591
9. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117554
10. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117505
11. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117364 (the very fact that you LIKE scalia)
12. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117316
13. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117303
14. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117258
15. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117174
16. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117136
17. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117084
17 OUT OF YOUR LAST 40 POSTS.
you have issues.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-08-16 18:44:12 EDT (#)
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this post, poster, reviews, and reviewers are all idiotic but Patrick Stewart is a sexy bald man
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2008-08-14 07:56:30 EDT (#)
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I think sam Jackson Trumps them all.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-14 03:22:55 EDT (#)
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I love America, I love President Bush. Thank you for bringing democracy to Iraq
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-08-14 01:26:39 EDT (#)
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<3<3 ED WOOD <3<3
Submitted by chitowngirl (user info) at 2008-08-13 23:59:57 EDT (#)
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I might do Bruce Willis. If I was 20 and liked 29 yr olds.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-08-13 16:18:36 EDT (#)
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nothing says cool like shlongy's balding noggin
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-08-13 16:07:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-08-13 15:55:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-08-13 07:40:02 EDT (#)
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What the fuck is a fringe?
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emo hair
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gross. I think americans call them 'bangs' ?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-08-13 15:55:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-08-13 07:40:02 EDT (#)
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What the fuck is a fringe?
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emo hair
Submitted by jennifromthebenny (user info) at 2008-08-13 15:22:38 EDT (#)
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all of you are a bunch of miserable fucking assholes.
the end.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 12:23:33 EDT (#)
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lol you -2 retal-ing freak.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-13 11:24:27 EDT (#)
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Boring old Lincoln Town Car reaches 1.3 million miles, and still rolling.
Fuckin Ford, baby.
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2008/08/12/wooldridge.million.mile.car.ksnt
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-13 11:17:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:44:44 EDT (#)
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two post about hair in two days.
quit your janitor job and become a hairdresser, catman.
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Advice from narcissistic asshammers is always welcome.
Submitted by snagglepuss (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:40:12 EDT (#)
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....tats and shaved heads = insecure, bandwagon sheep
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:44:44 EDT (#)
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two post about hair in two days.
quit your janitor job and become a hairdresser, catman.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-13 08:39:54 EDT (#)
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Sicosemen hate = auto +2
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-08-13 07:40:02 EDT (#)
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What the fuck is a fringe?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-08-13 07:28:40 EDT (#)
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This is like a dude trying to compare the pads versus tampons.
You really don't know what you're talking about.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-13 04:59:20 EDT (#)
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well bloody well show us Toe, I want a fringe post
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-08-13 04:58:19 EDT (#)
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I got a fringe on Saturday. Very excitng. My fringe is probably better than this post.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-13 03:39:49 EDT (#)
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well not many left :( Other than the hosts :(
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-08-13 03:29:52 EDT (#)
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they weren't invited?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-13 03:25:33 EDT (#)
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guests?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-08-13 03:22:17 EDT (#)
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most shaved heads remind me of concentration camp guests
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-13 03:13:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2008-08-12 22:20:05 EDT (#)
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They shaved my head when I was in the hospital. I could not wait to grow the hair back. I look pretty goofy with no hair.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-12 22:06:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-08-12 21:22:38 EDT (#)
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it's on my ankle, not my breast!
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Well I'll have to check both. I'm not taking your word for it.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-08-12 22:03:26 EDT (#)
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Shlongy has ALWAYS been my role model.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-08-12 21:22:38 EDT (#)
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it's on my ankle, not my breast!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-12 20:59:32 EDT (#)
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If i didn't know better i'd think you were a troll. As i do know better, you're just pathetic.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-12 20:38:33 EDT (#)
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i despise tatoos.
i have a shaved head.
number two though.
haven't got the balls for number one or bic'd
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-12 19:20:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-12 18:54:31 EDT (#)
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When you hear 'french bichon' do you think of Caulaincourt?
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Perhaps not oddly, just the reverse.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-12 18:58:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-12 18:00:36 EDT (#)
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Anthing remotely slagging off sico just makes me think of school yard bullies looking for an easy target just to make themselves feel better 'cos daddy abuses them at home.
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To me, that sounds much more insulting to sico than to Jack or anyone else.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-12 18:54:31 EDT (#)
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When you hear 'french bichon' do you think of Caulaincourt?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-12 18:52:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-12 18:01:09 EDT (#)
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Shlongy heard I was looking after a friend's pet, one of those Asiatic wild dogs.
He keeps emailing and demanding that I show him my dhole.
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Well, Whippet out and Dingo it in front of the camera. He won't mind if you're a bit Husky or have a Japanese Chin. As long as you can Setter down and display the Pinscher (be sure to clean off all the Shih Tsu), he'll be able to Saluki up his Mastiff, get a Pointer, and pretend that someone's doing the Chow Chow until he Plotts and they Finnish Spitz.
Thanks you, http://www.justdogbreeds.com/dog-breeds.html
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-12 18:50:11 EDT (#)
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Hate to disappoint but the post is not about you...
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-12 18:47:06 EDT (#)
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I don't mind the slagging on me. It's too easy to make fun of most people on here yet some people aren't that creative.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-12 18:32:17 EDT (#)
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I think people can read, Jack.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-12 18:24:36 EDT (#)
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ORPHELIA DEFENDS SICOSEMEN'S HONOR
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-12 18:00:36 EDT (#)
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Anthing remotely slagging off sico just makes me think of school yard bullies looking for an easy target just to make themselves feel better 'cos daddy abuses them at home.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-12 18:01:09 EDT (#)
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Shlongy heard I was looking after a friend's pet, one of those Asiatic wild dogs.
He keeps emailing and demanding that I show him my dhole.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-12 18:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Anthing remotely slagging off sico just makes me think of school yard bullies looking for an easy target just to make themselves feel better 'cos daddy abuses them at home.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-12 17:56:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-08-12 17:16:20 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/98356
I started shaving my head back in junior high because I was a swimmer and a football player. I never liked wearing those caps in the water so the next best solution was to cut all the hair off. When it's 100 degrees and you're going through football two-a-days, long hair (I had a bowl cut) is your worst nightmare. It's hot up in that helmet and the sweat causes your hair to drop down into your eyes. I didn't know about doo rags and I was never cool enough to wear a bandana, so shaving was the next best option again.
I keep doing it because 1) it looks good and 2) it makes life easier (no combing, shampoo, gels, i cut my own hair...etc.)
either way, get off my case. I wear hats all the time anyway so what's the difference
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Oh, I'm cool with that. That makes sense.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-08-12 17:16:20 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/98356
I started shaving my head back in junior high because I was a swimmer and a football player. I never liked wearing those caps in the water so the next best solution was to cut all the hair off. When it's 100 degrees and you're going through football two-a-days, long hair (I had a bowl cut) is your worst nightmare. It's hot up in that helmet and the sweat causes your hair to drop down into your eyes. I didn't know about doo rags and I was never cool enough to wear a bandana, so shaving was the next best option again.
I keep doing it because 1) it looks good and 2) it makes life easier (no combing, shampoo, gels, i cut my own hair...etc.)
either way, get off my case. I wear hats all the time anyway so what's the difference
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-12 17:09:44 EDT (#)
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I kinda got distracted looking at Shawnee Lenee, but now I suspect she is just Kara Maynor with bigger tits.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-12 17:07:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-12 17:02:12 EDT (#)
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Damnit, Beanie, where'd jew go?
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I'm here.
I didn't realise anything you'd written lately was directed at me.
I swear apathy is a menace.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-12 17:02:12 EDT (#)
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Damnit, Beanie, where'd jew go?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-08-12 17:02:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:33:13 EDT (#)
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I bet jack is the taker and you the giver...
^^^^
There's no way that draft-dodging ex-navy boy gets his little crusty noodle to raise from the dead
She's a shit-packie out the gate.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:57:26 EDT (#)
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Buh bye, PayMe, see ya next time.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:52:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:49:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:47:04 EDT (#)
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Funny spells itself backwards just to get farther away from Bubba in the dictionary.
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Ynnuf. OK, asswipe that'll be quite ynnuf out of you.
Not bad.
Okay Bubs, I'm outta here.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:52:03 EDT (#)
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Look in the mirror. That's funny.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:50:46 EDT (#)
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Bubba's newspaper gets delivered without the comics. They refuse.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:50:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:47:49 EDT (#)
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Listen, Beano Bitchbite, I don't tell you how to rate, so stfu. I remember your DPM entry, so don't get me started. It sucked.
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See... what does that even mean?
Is it a threat? is it a reminder that I'm a shit writer? Is it (as i suspect) you just clutching at straws?
Still we are no further away from the fact that you want Jacks anus all over your tiny cock.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:49:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:47:04 EDT (#)
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Funny spells itself backwards just to get farther away from Bubba in the dictionary.
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Ynnuf. OK, asswipe that'll be quite ynnuf out of you.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:47:51 EDT (#)
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Ugh. I don't even know why I bother engaging you. Now I know how British people feel when they rise to my bait.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:47:49 EDT (#)
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Listen, Beano Bitchbite, I don't tell you how to rate, so stfu. I remember your DPM entry, so don't get me started. It sucked.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:47:04 EDT (#)
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Funny spells itself backwards just to get farther away from Bubba in the dictionary.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:45:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:43:35 EDT (#)
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Give it up and get back in your cage, Gampy. You're even more retarded than usual.
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Maybe you should put me in my cage, lardass. . .
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:44:59 EDT (#)
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AND BESIDES..... what do my rating have to do with you pulling on Jacks plonker all day everyday?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:44:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:36:47 EDT (#)
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Rave on, Beano. I've seen your stats, retardo.
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You think I'd behave the way I do if I cared one iota about my rating Bubba?
It's funny that the people who bring this shit up about stats are the ones that care the most.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:44:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:41:32 EDT (#)
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So it has now gone from Shlongy emailing everyone from oathmeal to jack, to making phone calls to sico.
My "social life" must be ROCKIN'.
What's next for Shlongy? Unannounced visits to Bubba's trailer?
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Bring the good Scotch, youngster, I got the PBR.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:43:35 EDT (#)
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Give it up and get back in your cage, Gampy. You're even more retarded than usual.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:42:52 EDT (#)
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FUCK!!!!! YOU KNOW WHICH COW I MEANT!!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:41:59 EDT (#)
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Two below.
Mississippi
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:41:54 EDT (#)
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When Bubba goes nuts they send him to the unfunny farm.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:41:32 EDT (#)
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So it has now gone from Shlongy emailing everyone from oathmeal to jack, to making phone calls to sico.
My "social life" must be ROCKIN'.
What's next for Shlongy? Unannounced visits to Bubba's trailer?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:41:19 EDT (#)
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STILL doesn't get it, below.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:41:04 EDT (#)
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Bubba's x-rays show severe osteoperosis in both elbows.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:40:06 EDT (#)
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How about you stop working yourself up into a self-righteous snit over shit that isn't your business? Jesus. You must be the most miserable person on the planet.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:36:47 EDT (#)
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Rave on, Beano. I've seen your stats, retardo.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:33:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:30:30 EDT (#)
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Beano, you and Wildman should get together and play poker to see who's actually the dumbest
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We'll report back to you.
And likewsie, I'll be looking forward to hearing who is the gayest out of you and Jack.
I bet jack is the taker and you the giver...
I'm right eh...?
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:32:22 EDT (#)
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Netflix cancelled Bubba's subscription because whenever he returns a comedy, all the funny's missing.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:30:30 EDT (#)
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Beano, you and Wildman should get together and play poker to see who's actually the dumbest.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:28:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:23:48 EDT (#)
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Why do you ask these questions, Two Dogs Fucking?
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Boredom mostly.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:27:47 EDT (#)
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The queen of un-funny, below
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:25:06 EDT (#)
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Beano is probably the comb-over dude in the middle picture. . .
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:23:48 EDT (#)
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Why do you ask these questions, Two Dogs Fucking?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:21:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:16:59 EDT (#)
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Bubba, serious question.
Will you ever...now, in the future or EVER get bored of sucking Jacks dick?
I ponder this from time to time. You clearing it up would allow me to concentrate a whole lot better on tonights SOCCER.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:16:59 EDT (#)
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PayMeLater would lose ANY contest, regardless. Well, unless he competed with Method to see who was the dumbest loser. I predict a tie.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:14:00 EDT (#)
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I think shlongy would win at sucking my balls. The fucking guy sends me emails asking me stock tips, about the latest girls I'm boning, and even asked for my number in case he needed to talk. I asked him: "talk about what?" to which he replies "you know, just stuff." Dude is in serious need of a mental check up.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:11:06 EDT (#)
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Q - If Jack and Sico had a contest to see who's best at licking Shlongy's balls, who would win?
A - EVERYBODY!
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:07:31 EDT (#)
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Yeah...a fucking check mark validates my existence. WRONG! I go for gold stars, fuck quilt.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:05:49 EDT (#)
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sico's just pissed because he didn't get a checkmark.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:03:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:49:40 EDT (#)
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Do you know how pitiful this is making you out to be?
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True dat.
You sound like a bitter, middle aged man who the modern world is passing by because you have neither the intelligence nor capacity to keep up with the rapid changes.
THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD!! TURN IT DOWN!!
Get wit' the time Jack.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:00:13 EDT (#)
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I rated BEFORE I saw the pictures...Thanks for the checkmark, Ace.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:59:21 EDT (#)
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Well, I've been leaning toward the shaved head look lately, myself...But my beave haircut chick keeps saying "No, don't do it".
I can't imagine it's because she'll be missing the $25 every 6 weeks.
So in the meantime, I'm practicing by shaving my balls.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:57:12 EDT (#)
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ROGAINE®, VIAGRA®, and XANAX®, baby!
Pharmaceuticals are where it's at since Jack hit his mid-life crisis.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:51:37 EDT (#)
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great
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:50:16 EDT (#)
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Plan 9 From Outer Space......a classic!
I miss long hair on menz. At least on menz who aren't losing their hair and try to compensate for it by growing a skullet.
Skullets are just wrong.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:49:40 EDT (#)
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Hahaha, those are things you deemed to be "cool" Jack, not me. I just do whatever it is I do without thinking to myself "hey, I bet other people would think this is cool." Do you know how pitiful this is making you out to be? No wonder you are stuck in a wooden teepee with 42 cats and no lizards.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:44:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:40:03 EDT (#)
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I don't claim to be cool, Jack...
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Are you shitting me? Have you ever looked at your own posts? Photoshopped electric pink jackets, golf togs, shots of you with your arm around random chicks taken about two seconds before they step away in disgust and you do a quick fade into the crowd...
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:40:03 EDT (#)
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Jack, you would leave one to believe that you are just pissy because you were never "cool." Your reasoning was skewed when it left shaving your head to be cool, to getting tattoos because they are supposed to be cool, now to cool clothes. I don't claim to be cool, Jack, but I think the point of this post and the point of your aggression are two totally different things.
Tomorrow's camwhore will be how my hair is as of that day...which by the way is long(er).
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:38:36 EDT (#)
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Simon just wants to be wanted. :( I almost feel bad for finding him annoying. Then I remember that the world would be a better place if he weren't here, and it's alright.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:33:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:30:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:16:47 EDT (#)
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My nephew had a friend in 8th grade that had leukemia. They lived in the same neighborhood and rode the same school bus. Kid went bald from the chemo, so my nephew shaved his head too so his friend wouldn't feel so self-conscious when he came back to school. His dad thought that was so awesome that he shaved his head, too. It's not always for cool and trendy.
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That kind of thing is truly amazing, but it accounts for about 1% of 1% of the bald arseholes strutting across America these days.
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Trudat. I have enough hair for myself and them too, though, so it all works out.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:30:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:16:47 EDT (#)
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My nephew had a friend in 8th grade that had leukemia. They lived in the same neighborhood and rode the same school bus. Kid went bald from the chemo, so my nephew shaved his head too so his friend wouldn't feel so self-conscious when he came back to school. His dad thought that was so awesome that he shaved his head, too. It's not always for cool and trendy.
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That kind of thing is truly amazing, but it accounts for about 1% of 1% of the bald arseholes strutting across America these days.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:28:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:25:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:22:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zaoath (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:14:33 EDT (#)
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your a fucking retard straight up. and i have hair
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How about a high school diploma, you have one of those?
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Do you have a degree?
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No, but I can write a coherent sentence.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:26:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:14:52 EDT (#)
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You know what you just gave to uber, Jack? You just gave them yet another camwhore tomorrow. I hope everyone thanks you with misguided cat-in-a-blender videos.
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You know, you are actually quite dull. The shaved head, the wannabe-cool clothes, the bullshit posts, all dull, dull, dull.
How about you peel the skin off of your face? That might make you interesting.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:25:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:22:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zaoath (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:14:33 EDT (#)
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your a fucking retard straight up. and i have hair
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How about a high school diploma, you have one of those?
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Do you have a degree?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:22:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zaoath (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:14:33 EDT (#)
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your a fucking retard straight up. and i have hair
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How about a high school diploma, you have one of those?
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:20:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:16:47 EDT (#)
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It's not always for cool and trendy.
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I did the whole process of shaving half and burning the other on my bush and when I did the crabs followed my happy-trail up to my head so I had to repeat the steps up on top.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:16:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-12 14:57:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-08-12 14:56:06 EDT (#)
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old people dont get it
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Young people will die from it.
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That's funny.
My nephew had a friend in 8th grade that had leukemia. They lived in the same neighborhood and rode the same school bus. Kid went bald from the chemo, so my nephew shaved his head too so his friend wouldn't feel so self-conscious when he came back to school. His dad thought that was so awesome that he shaved his head, too. It's not always for cool and trendy.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:16:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:11:48 EDT (#)
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Also, as summer is winding down I've got my hair long as in I haven't had it cut in about 2-3 months save a trim. Ever think that it's a lot cooler without having 2 lbs. of hair to tote around?
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Following that logic I assume you just walk around bare-assed all day in the summer?
Christ, your job interviews would have made for great youtubing.
"You're discriminating against me because I'm naked!"
"Please leave my office now or I'll call security!"
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:15:43 EDT (#)
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"Your" is a personal pronoun denoting possession. "You're" is a contraction of "you are".
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:14:52 EDT (#)
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You know what you just gave to uber, Jack? You just gave them yet another camwhore tomorrow. I hope everyone thanks you with misguided cat-in-a-blender videos.
Submitted by zaoath (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:14:33 EDT (#)
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your a fucking retard straight up. and i have hair
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:13:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:09:21 EDT (#)
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You are being ignorant, Jack. 1st, as stated my head isn't shaved it's just close. 2nd, it's really fucking easy to get up in the morning and get this....do absolutely fucking nothing. I guess the gay bay has really gotten to you if you are that concerned about other people's hair or lack thereof.
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I'm concerned that a huge percentage of the population look like robotic toolbags, or some odd slave class like we're living a sci-fi movie.
Look, your head looks like a dick. I'm sorry, but it does. What's the appeal? You got a tiny dick so you make your head into a big dick? Some guys can pull it off. You can't.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:12:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-08-12 14:57:39 EDT (#)
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and why do you assume you know everybodys reasons for shaving their head? im 27 and am not losing my hair whatsoever but i shave my head. been doing it since i was like 12.
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Learning to drive a comb isn't difficult.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:11:48 EDT (#)
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Also, as summer is winding down I've got my hair long as in I haven't had it cut in about 2-3 months save a trim. Ever think that it's a lot cooler without having 2 lbs. of hair to tote around?
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:09:21 EDT (#)
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You are being ignorant, Jack. 1st, as stated my head isn't shaved it's just close. 2nd, it's really fucking easy to get up in the morning and get this....do absolutely fucking nothing. I guess the gay bay has really gotten to you if you are that concerned about other people's hair or lack thereof.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:05:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-08-12 14:57:39 EDT (#)
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and why do you assume you know everybodys reasons for shaving their head? im 27 and am not losing my hair whatsoever but i shave my head. been doing it since i was like 12.
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Well if you aren't doing it (1) because of hair loss or (2) to look cool, then what the fuck is your deal? You got a shitload of headlice in your town? Do you get in a lot of fights? ("At least they can't grab me by the hair, those dity motherfucAAAAAHGGG MY EAR!!!)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:05:29 EDT (#)
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I think shaved heads can be sexy, but I agree with you in principle. Recently, a friend who is concerned about his thinning hair asked me if I had to choose, would I date a bald guy or a man with an abnormally generous hairline and a really tiny forehead. I looked at him like, do you really think I'd rule out a date just because he was losing his hair? WTF?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-12 15:01:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-12 14:57:24 EDT (#)
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Also, I don't get that argument you 50+'ers...
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You ignorant dipshit.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-12 14:58:35 EDT (#)
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Actually, the tattooo laser removal stock tip is pretty clever. There are a lot of dumb STD-incubators out there, and there could be quite a windfall when they start to develop modesty.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-08-12 14:57:39 EDT (#)
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and why do you assume you know everybodys reasons for shaving their head? im 27 and am not losing my hair whatsoever but i shave my head. been doing it since i was like 12.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-12 14:57:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-08-12 14:56:06 EDT (#)
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old people dont get it
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Young people will die from it.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-12 14:57:24 EDT (#)
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Also, I don't get that argument you 50+'ers put up for tattoos. Either way you are going to have some unattractive bunched up skin so what does it really matter at that age whether or not you have a tattoo. I honestly want to be turned into a lamp like they did when you were born, sometime 70 years ago.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-08-12 14:56:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-08-12 14:56:06 EDT (#)
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old people dont get it
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-12 14:55:58 EDT (#)
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Fuck, Shit, Damn.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-12 14:55:41 EDT (#)
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Hey dick siphon! That's not a shaved head. It's a number 1 :)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-12 14:54:41 EDT (#)
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Amusing