Public Service Announcement to the Ubersite Nuthouse (755 hits)
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Submitted by InkyFingers (View user info) at 2008-08-14 22:27:50 EDT
After careful consideration and a couple years of contemplation I have decided that men in general would benefit tremendously from an exhaustive inquiry into both birth and growth. My version of this was uhm, well, imagining that I was pregnant for a month and writing about it for another month. It had a softening experience, a delicate counterbalancing of my, uhm, well, testosterone poisoning. Do any of you sort of, well, lose it when you exercise intensely? Admittedly, it was an unusual problem for someone my age, suffering from burnout and a sensitivity to my own hormones that seemed to border on allergy. Sad, sad, sad for a lifelong athlete. The weirder part was that it was all in my head. But I dialed the combination of my own release and grew some wicked rose bushes in the process. So, uhm, that's all I wanted to say. You should try dabbling in growth. Or come up with something similar that is uniquely yours and try that. It feels good.
Someone said the following to me a couple days ago and I wasn't sure whether it was accurate or not.
"Men change, Women grow." --D.F.
Statisticly, I'd say this is more accurate than it is inaccurate. Otherwise it'd find a home in the trash-can with other genderalizations rattling around in the English lexicon. Responce?
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Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-21 10:13:02 EDT (#)
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Judgement, you should not have changed your name from Director.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-08-20 11:24:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-14 22:46:09 EDT (#)
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I know, I know. 1 person with 1 gajillion alters deciding 75% of each post's score. Wish I knew what you had for breakfast.
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Fregoli Delusion
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-19 16:15:35 EDT (#)
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No, I'm not single. Hopes must be dashed in the manner of bandaids ripped, as quickly as possible to minimise the anguish.
The acquiring of rooms in my heart is more similar to joining a hippy commune than a signing a lease for a rental apartment. You just need to have a decent set of morals and get along with the people who already exist there. If you wish to make the attempt, I wish you good luck.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-15 20:09:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-08-15 10:32:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bugblender (user info) at 2008-08-15 09:51:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-15 09:03:21 EDT (#)
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What the fuck are you on about, you big fucking sissy?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-15 08:46:31 EDT (#)
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I do have an email address.
meatspinner1977.at.aol.com
Oh its real.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-08-15 08:40:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-15 08:28:54 EDT (#)
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you dammit, you
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hahahaha. you should have an email address.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-15 08:30:23 EDT (#)
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Texas, eh? Are you a steer?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-15 08:28:54 EDT (#)
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you dammit, you!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-15 08:28:17 EDT (#)
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I Love I_can_get_me_a_toe
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-08-15 08:26:40 EDT (#)
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Girls should get fat when they are pregnant. There should be the fat ass and chubby arms and thighs. They should revel in it. It's the only time when girls in this, ribcage showing society can truely revel in the pancake and bacon breakfast, and not worry about missing a workout at the gym.
They should look ripe.
And fuck any guy that thinks that his baby mama should meet the standards of high profile anorexics.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-08-15 08:14:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-08-15 07:54:04 EDT (#)
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I hate i_can_get_you_a_toe
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Yea me too. She's like, such a bitch. She's all like, annoying and stuff you know?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-08-15 07:54:04 EDT (#)
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I hate i_can_get_you_a_toe.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-08-15 06:26:08 EDT (#)
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When men bleed out of their penis it is hilarious. Particularly white men.
Wait, what are we talking about again?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-15 06:06:27 EDT (#)
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"Men change, Women grow." --D.F.
I think what you meant was "Men get the job done, women bleed from the vagina".
-P
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-08-15 05:47:56 EDT (#)
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wtf are you typing?
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-08-15 05:41:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-15 04:57:47 EDT (#)
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Fuck off and die.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-08-15 04:15:07 EDT (#)
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This was, er, alright, er.
I regret nothing in life, my behaviour is always impeccable. For you I think the best thing to do would be to mainline some pure cocaine and talk to a bunch of people who are behind glass and shout "ERRR, ERRR, ERRR" whenever you say "er" in conversation. After a week of this you will be cured of everything that is wrong with you.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-15 02:12:29 EDT (#)
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I successfully convinced a couple gas stations in my area to permanantly remove their porn racks. That's not an easy thing to get have done in Texas.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-08-15 01:20:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-15 01:06:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-08-15 13:52:01 EST (#)
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I'm pretty sure growth in this context is an illusion.
Up, down, left, right; is that growth? Or just the directional pad on your game controller?
I'm a fucking genius, I really am.
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Is that how you unlock the M-16? I've been trying for ages and all that happens is my player's head gets bigger and I can hit buzzer beaters from all over the court.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-15 00:43:49 EDT (#)
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It was a good day. 5 hours of intense exercise, hit on thrice (barista, local diver, and neighbor) and I made $800 for half a days work... in the sun... on a BEAUTIFUL day, AND I'm starting to, sort of , glow again. And it's self-perpetuating. I'm not robbing it from sunshine, or patient aquaintances. It was a good day.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-08-15 00:30:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-15 00:29:18 EDT (#)
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thanks for kind words
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-15 00:24:22 EDT (#)
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Inkyfingers! You're back. Write some more of those weird sounding posts, will you? Like this one: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115623
I enjoyed those.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-08-14 23:52:01 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty sure growth in this context is an illusion.
Up, down, left, right; is that growth? Or just the directional pad on your game controller?
I'm a fucking genius, I really am.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2008-08-14 23:22:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-14 23:20:28 EDT (#)
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was uhm, well, my, uhm, well, of, well, So, uhm,
Statisticly, ......... genderalizations
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See how much you SUCK???
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-14 22:46:09 EDT (#)
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I know, I know. 1 person with 1 gajillion alters deciding 75% of each post's score. Wish I knew what you had for breakfast.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-14 22:35:02 EDT (#)
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You've never been laid.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-14 22:34:25 EDT (#)
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*God
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-14 22:33:44 EDT (#)
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"Why did go give women boobs? So you have something to look at while you're talkin to 'em" -Peter Griffin.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-08-14 22:33:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-14 22:33:09 EDT (#)
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I'm glad I wrote this.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-14 22:29:20 EDT (#)
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HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING CRACK COCAINE RECENTLY, SIR?