(NSFW) Is this naked chick hot or not? (NSFW) (2365 hits)
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Submitted by Gay (View user info) at 2008-08-15 11:23:07 EDT
I'm on the fence, how about you?
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-08-18 11:32:44 EDT (#)
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Her nail polish is odd looking and the position is generally unflattering. On the bright side, she seems to have a nice enough body. On a scale of 1-10, I'd give her a 6.75.
Submitted by HerrSchniedelwichs (user info) at 2008-08-18 11:25:36 EDT (#)
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I'd probably hit that after half a bottle of Jack Daniels. And Valium.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-18 03:20:35 EDT (#)
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Good lord, what on Earth's she up to?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-08-17 15:18:18 EDT (#)
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looks like one of those Real Dolls.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-08-17 14:57:39 EDT (#)
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Not even a little bit
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-08-17 08:40:09 EDT (#)
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Answer your question?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-08-16 23:38:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-15 17:16:24 EDT (#)
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god, this chick looks like she hasn't exercised a day in her life, hardly gets any sun, and her face would make you puke without the makeup. the fact that she's wearing horrendous makeup also makes me want to puke.
seriously, what is so appealing about this broad? *BLARF*
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$5 says she's British.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-08-16 17:07:52 EDT (#)
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I've just woken up and decided to just keep on drinking. Also my flatmate is passed out on the floor next to my bed. I poked him but it didn't do anything. He snores loud.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-16 10:16:35 EDT (#)
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I can't see anything attractive about her, honestly.
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-08-16 06:10:30 EDT (#)
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Absolutely disgusting example of a woman.
Epic fail for the shit-coloured nail-polish
(Ugly as fuck)
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-08-16 03:07:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-15 17:23:16 EDT (#)
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You really put a lot into this one, didn't you, Warhol?
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2008-08-16 03:00:38 EDT (#)
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id do her...
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-08-16 00:21:22 EDT (#)
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Not.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2008-08-16 00:13:26 EDT (#)
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Sorry I'm into tits myself
Needs more boobies
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-15 23:58:22 EDT (#)
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yeah i heard that too
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-15 20:19:04 EDT (#)
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If disease is your thing, then yes. Otherwise, not really.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-08-15 18:49:33 EDT (#)
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I heard from a little birdie that those comments about Robs brother on the uberboard were put up there by Rob himself, to garner sympathy from people before his triumphant return.
But then again, who believes anything they hear on the internet?! I don't think anyone is capable of being that despicable or creepy, even around these parts, right? RIGHT?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-15 18:01:51 EDT (#)
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absolutely not.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-15 17:56:57 EDT (#)
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How long were you itching to incorrectly use the word 'prognosticate?'
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-15 17:23:16 EDT (#)
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You really put a lot into this one, didn't you, Rembrandt?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-15 17:18:01 EDT (#)
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re. Rob I mean
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-15 17:17:43 EDT (#)
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what hidden said.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-15 17:16:24 EDT (#)
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god, this chick looks like she hasn't exercised a day in her life, hardly gets any sun, and her face would make you puke without the makeup. the fact that she's wearing horrendous makeup also makes me want to puke.
seriously, what is so appealing about this broad? *BLARF*
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-15 17:13:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-15 16:03:29 EDT (#)
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Unless of course these are all trannies then I might possibly be gay :(
NSFW link: www.privatefeedsblog.com/tag/girl/
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ok, so i was wrong. you just like looking at amateurs with mediocre looks and even more mediocre bodies. congratulations, maybe you'll get a girl like that to move into your trailer with you one day.
say whatever you want about rob, but he's probably one of the most mature people on this site. the fact that people use his brother to get at him and he's able to shrug it off despite the fact that it's probably very painful says a lot about him. you have to be a pretty small man to say what you want from the safety of your computer when no one can knock your fucking teeth out for it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-15 17:07:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-15 21:58:11 BST (#)
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Love right back atcha Orphelia - the little one is great!
In fact she is sleeping 4 feet away from me right now. Being a dad is so fucking awesome!
As far as Simon is concerned - I'm talking more about his general behavior around here, not this particular post.
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First rule of being an Uber parent - don't ever say they are in the house when you are on the PC. You'll be hung, drawn and quartered, despite them being unconscious and not actually needing you.
mine is gonna be another boy. I hear girls are great - wanna trade over the holiday period so i can see??
Oh, in that case, carry on. I must say I find his 'general behaviour' (lol at that, you even speak like a daddy!) rather endearing.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-15 16:58:11 EDT (#)
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Love right back atcha Orphelia - the little one is great!
In fact she is sleeping 4 feet away from me right now. Being a dad is so fucking awesome!
As far as Simon is concerned - I'm talking more about his general behavior around here, not this particular post.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-15 16:55:06 EDT (#)
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Looks like I struck a nerve there, hip-hop.
Let me give you a little tip Simon - just so we are clear: The fact my brother is dead makes me incredibly sad. The fact that no-class idiots like yourself choose to use his death as a punchline in a pointless e-scrap just to see if it makes me even more sad is entirely up to you and whatever karmic arrangement you have with the universe.
I just find it pathetic and disappointing - but its obviously how you roll so keep up the poor work.
Sure I've tried to "walk away" from this website a couple time, yet even though it is infested with mouth-breathing fucks like you - I find myself irresistibly drawn back to it. Is it my significant narcissism that keeps me coming back? Sure, that likely has something to do with it. I mean I did sign up under my own name n' all. I would also agree with your observation about being curious about the various 'people' talking about me - only unlike your idiot response they most certainly do talk about me. My name is dropped around here all the time - but I'm not deluded enough to think my impact around here is significant enough for people to continue to do it after any sort of extended departure - but I DO find it interesting to read the comments submitted on my two "infantile-stomping-my-feet-clapping-my-hands-gimme-my-ball-I'm-going-home" posts. See, as it turns out, the majority of the people who bothered to stop in seem to enjoy my e-company and generally like having me around this dump - where as from what I can tell most people would be happy to see you gone forever.
The truth of it Simon, is that I don't even pretend to hate you - my observations about your interent behavior are really quite astute and fair. I don't think many people will disagree with them... but I could be wrong. Fact is I find you quite interesting - I just think yer a sad desperate attention craving fuckball with a broken moral compass and suspect decision making skills.
Other than that yer just peachy.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-15 16:28:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-15 20:26:05 BST (#)
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ew.
You just love generating & soaking up all of this negative attention don't you?
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oh come on!!
HBTS did similar a few months ago, and people were fooled but most found it oh so funny!
You are just down on sico. Admit that rather than some lame ass lecture.
(love you rob, hope baby is ok)
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-15 16:03:29 EDT (#)
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Unless of course these are all trannies then I might possibly be gay :(
NSFW link: www.privatefeedsblog.com/tag/girl/
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-15 16:00:44 EDT (#)
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Rob, dude....that....that was fucking amazing. Can you tell me about my career and personal life too? Pretty please?
I mean, if I post another picture will you do it? Obviously you are talented enough to prognosticate my uber career on a 1-sentence post with a picture so of course I believe that you can tell other things, right? While we are on it, can you predict that you will inevitably profess how much you can tell about people on the internet. Surely no one will agree with you because they are in denial and you'll make 30 posts in a row about uber while again no one will agree with you. You'll get pretty pissed off in your own self righteousness and someone will throw a dead brother joke at you that you'll leave in an infantile stomping-my-feet-clapping-my-hands-gimme-my-ball-I'm-going-home fashion. Only you won't really leave because you are so sure that people will talk about you while you're gone, however they don't and you realize how minuscule you are. You'll have a slow return and all will be the same and we can continue our internet hate charade. How's that sound?
Hidden, you are deluded. That's all I have for you :(
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-15 15:35:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-15 15:32:09 EDT (#)
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what rob said.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-15 15:26:05 EDT (#)
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ew.
You just love generating & soaking up all of this negative attention don't you?
Of course we all know it will all end the same - you will invariably end up pissing off some uppity nerd that will type in your full name and link you directly to your past indiscretions and you'll flip out make some more bad decisions that will ultimately get you get banned again for being an annoying douchebag. As usual you go away and sulk for a bit before returning again with a freshly exposed alter to bask in the hate that only your "wit" and "charm" can produce.
Seems like a pretty unhealthy cycle to me, but whatever tingles yer bits I suppose.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-08-15 15:05:48 EDT (#)
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she's meh.
+1 for this not being gay porn/shemale.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-15 15:00:52 EDT (#)
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yeah, i'm an idiot for pointing out the fact that this broke-ass "girl" you posted a picture of is really a man. you can clearly see a taint instead of a pussy and those nipples are post-op man nipples if i've ever seen them.
even if this were really a woman, i wouldn't fuck her with Method's dick.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-08-15 14:45:06 EDT (#)
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Thanks! I feel much better now!
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-15 14:41:35 EDT (#)
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Yes, Harmon, you ultr-mega-cool-hipster dude. It is HER! Are you happy now that I acknowledged you or that you remember some random name you heard on the internet?
Seriously...you are cooler than words can describe. You are so aweseomadnessickewl! YAY HARMON!
You can now return to your nothingness.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-15 14:27:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-15 18:43:44 BST (#)
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are you people fucking blind?
THIS IS A TRANNY
sico just wanted to see how many guys would say "she" is hot so he could post another picture of "her" showing "her" dick off.
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That, to me, makes it all the better.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-08-15 14:25:52 EDT (#)
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Soooo.....it IS Lauren Hanley?
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-15 14:04:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-15 13:43:44 EDT (#)
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are you people fucking blind?
THIS IS A TRANNY
sico just wanted to see how many guys would say "she" is hot so he could post another picture of "her" showing "her" dick off.
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This is perhaps the biggest display of idiocy and/or experience on this entire website.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-08-15 13:51:48 EDT (#)
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Well in that case, some of those Thai ladyboys blow this thing out of the water. I've DEFINITELY seen better. Psh.
I hate i_can_get_you_a_toe.
...who is probably a tranny.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-15 13:43:44 EDT (#)
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are you people fucking blind?
THIS IS A TRANNY
sico just wanted to see how many guys would say "she" is hot so he could post another picture of "her" showing "her" dick off.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-08-15 13:38:42 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I'd throw it in her, I guess. "I've seen better (-1)" for sure.
I hate i_can_get_you_a_toe.
Pork sword.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-15 12:32:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-15 12:29:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-15 16:36:57 BST (#)
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I'll admit that the position is a bit unbecoming but I think the meat and potatoes to this question is would you fuck her.? If I could make sure she stayed in this position with her face smashed into a pillow then I think I would.
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yes
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does that mean to say that you would as well Orphy?
if so please send me an e-mail with an ETA.
that is all.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-15 12:29:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-15 16:36:57 BST (#)
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I'll admit that the position is a bit unbecoming but I think the meat and potatoes to this question is would you fuck her.? If I could make sure she stayed in this position with her face smashed into a pillow then I think I would.
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yes
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-08-15 12:25:31 EDT (#)
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Is that Lauren Hanley?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-15 12:08:38 EDT (#)
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after enough jack and cokes...
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-15 12:05:27 EDT (#)
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I've seen better -1.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-15 11:48:02 EDT (#)
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post-op
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-15 11:37:45 EDT (#)
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Smell her finger and then decide.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-15 11:36:57 EDT (#)
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I'll admit that the position is a bit unbecoming but I think the meat and potatoes to this question is would you fuck her.? If I could make sure she stayed in this position with her face smashed into a pillow then I think I would.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-15 11:35:11 EDT (#)
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Id hit it.
with my car.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-15 11:34:38 EDT (#)
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And this is probably the worst position for her to be in. I mean, where's the porn!? We can see half a nipple, an inch of gooch, her legs are too closed for us to see her pussy and her finger's covering her bumhole.
And her armpit looks like a kebab.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-15 11:32:31 EDT (#)
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Nice chewable nipple, but her skin tone has an unappealing pallor.
I don't like her nail polish either, I hate relly long, false nails on cute porn chicks too, especially lesbo romps.
Most off putting.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-15 11:27:51 EDT (#)
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I have to admit that sh has a great tit/nipple combo but I'm not a fan of the make-up face.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-15 11:27:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-15 11:27:28 EDT (#)
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Not really. Had she a freshly-shaved scrotum dangling down between her thighs I'd have been much more interested.
Her fingernails put me off, for some reason.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-15 11:24:10 EDT (#)
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A bit meh.
There are many much hotter chicks in the pornographic photo business.