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Submitted by <spitercents.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-08-15 21:01:57 EDT


Why is this community so good at weeding out trolls when so many others fail quite spectacularly?
Do you guys flame people the hardest to the point that they give up quickly?
Was the core community that ubersite started with just that good at assimilating people?

Maybe there just isn't enough of an audience to make trolling worthwhile?
I just noticed that the quality of content here is far higher than any other online community I've seen. With such a generic template for a website and a moderate amount of users I don't get why this place isn't like *chan.

The only problem I've had is finding the really posts amongst all the o.k. posts. Most viewed(on right) and bored at work don't seem to have that many. Anyone care to share some/point me to a link with a list somewhere. If you help me out with this I promise not to make any more content-less posts(meaning if I have something worthwhile to share I might give a real post a shot, otherwise I'll just stfu).


ps: my first post was clearly a flaimbait, it got like 6 reviews in a minute, and then I went to sleep and I came back and I couldn't find my post. It was second on the most heated on the left, but It wasn't on the main page. Do you guys moderate posts from the front page?

pps:I'll answer questions about myself if you ask nicely

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Submitted by skee (user info) at 2008-08-19 13:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

why do u even exist... I thought I was bad at posting, but damn

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-18 16:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-18 10:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i've had nights like that


Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-08-17 15:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-08-16 23:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Now we're Anthrax and we take no shit
And we don't care for writing hits
The sound you hear is what we like
I'll steal your pop-tarts
like I stole your...
Socks!
Yo man, what's the matter with you?
I'll get it the next time, I mean it...

Charlie, beat the beat, the beats you beat
The only thing harder's the
smell of (pew!) my feet
So listen up cuz you might get dissed
Go drain the lizard or take a...
Chair!
Damn...watch the beat!

I'm on your case, I'm in your face
Kick you and your father back in place
Step up sucker, understand
Don't you know that

I'm the man! I'm the man!
I'm so bad I should be in detention!
I'm the man!

SHUT SHUT SHUT UP

We've got real def rhythms
and fresh new jams
And ya think we got egos
but we're just hams
Scott plays stickball and likes to skate
Frank is never on time he's always...
Sleeping!
Late!

They drink the drinks, the
drinks they drank
I put my money in the bank
They cut their crack, they offer joints
We don't do drugs, do you get our...
Meaning!
Point! NOT! Point! NOT! Watch the beat!

I'm on your case, I'm in your face
Kick you and your father back in place
Step up sucker, understand
Don't you know that

I'm the man! I'm the man!
I'm bad! I'm so bad I
should be in detention!
I'm the man!

SHUT SHUT UP!

For a heavy metal band raps a different way
We like to different and not cliche
They say rap and metal can never mix
Well all of them can suck OUR
Sexual organ located in the
lower abdominal area!
No man, it's dicks! AAH!, AAH!

MASTER!

They fart the farts, the farts he farted
I pick my nose but I'm retarted
Like El Duce says smell my anal vapor
And wipe my butt with your...
Face!
Toilet paper! Yo, watch the beat!

I'm on your case, I'm in your face
Kick you and your father back in place
Step up sucker, understand
Don't you know that

I'm the man! I'm the man!
I'm bad! I'm so bad I
should be in detention!
I'm the man!

SHUT SHUT SHUT UP!

So, as this rap is winding down
It's plain to see we wear the crown
You know Anthrax is number one
But we don't care, we just wanna have...
A festival!
Fun you stupid idiot!

Joey mailed the mail, the mail he mailed
We are the kings that all shall hail
We're like a diamond that is forever
And will remain the hardest ever

I'm so bad, it's a crime

AAH!, AAH!

NOT! NA-NA-NA-NA-NOT!

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-08-16 17:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-08-15 21:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

your wife is ugly.

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hahahahahaha.


Seriously, who spoons their own pet. Issues.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-08-16 17:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for the text

+2 for the animal

-2 for you

I want to rape i_can_get_you_a_toe.


Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-08-16 15:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You will also toil away in utter obscurity. Meaningless +0

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-16 15:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you appear to be a redheaded jew. unless that's a hairnet. is that a hairnet?

don't be a jerk to shadow. she gave you a "worth reading" as did I.

so quit it.

Submitted by s0meb0dy (user info) at 2008-08-16 10:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thank you for graciously mocking me shadow. I hope you continue to toil away in utter obscurity for +2's here, it's cute that _you_ are trying.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-16 10:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

-2 filename

+2 cuddling with a quadruped

-2 FLAME ON, n00b.

+2 it's cute that you're trying

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-16 10:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

-2 filename

+2 cuddling with a quadruped

-2 FLAME ON, n00b.

+2 it's cute that you're trying

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-16 08:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shut the fuck up, dog fucker.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-08-16 07:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Asking for rules on Uber=suicide.

Best ones i've seen : http://www.ubersite.com/u/rorrim/l/noteworthyinfo4n00bz

And yes, that is my alter giving you a break, now send me your girl.



Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-16 06:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


HOW REVOLTING! You don't put a sheet over your mattress? UGH.


Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-16 05:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck you.

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-16 01:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Most viewed is on the left. And if you're going to post a picture like that of yourself, you should change the filename to something clever like, "Iswearshelookedcuteattheclublastnight.jpg." Actually, something more clever than that.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-08-16 01:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

not reading anymore

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-08-15 22:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

just for the picture.

read, learn, never hit submit again.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-15 22:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Your boyfriend is very Brokeback-looking, but I'll give you one back for being able to type with your hoof.

Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-08-15 21:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this place isn't good at weeding out trolls, it's just that bart comes along and ruins the fun when things start to get interesting.

Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-08-15 21:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Looks like that Maiorano dude's honeymoon picture.



Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-15 21:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

All my stuff is gold and don't do this again.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-15 21:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

cock off

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-08-15 21:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I just figured I'd go against the crowd.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-08-15 21:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

your wife is ugly.

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-08-15 21:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bizarre that it's not showing up that way on user info, though the other post is clearly there. Glitch I suppose.

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-08-15 21:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

my first post was clearly a flaimbait, it got like 6 reviews in a minute, and then I went to sleep and I came back and I couldn't find my post.
________________

Your user info says that this is your first post. You're not meant to create a new account for each post. Also, posts with low negative ratings are automatically removed from the front page.


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musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called `City
Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about
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