Its a little bit funny (911 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.99 on 49 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by brianthetruthspeaker (View user info) at 2008-08-17 10:43:15 EDT
I joined Uber site a long time ago.
posted a few stories and Ideas. But it didn't take me long to understand who was on Uber site.
or how things were run.
But i did save the site to my favorites list..
I have since moved on..I blog on different web sites..one for grown ups, where self engrandizement, or Ritalin driven rants are not the rule....
I am however surprised to see that so many people are still here....
when there are so many better blog sites available...
I cant help but laugh at some of the post here.
I just know that, if you would talk like this in public..you friends and family would distance themselves from you..if they haven't already..
well good luck...with that..
Brian
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-19 23:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh jesus christ.
I promised I wouldn't respond to you anymore, but pulling out your old alter, to try and back yourself up is priceless.
Since you obviously don't understand how the government (in this case school system) contracts out labor this will be the last time that I clearly and explicitly state that:
IF DELL PLACED A BID ON THE CONTRACT, THEY DID NOT WIN. THIS WOULD BE DUE TO THE FACT THAT THEY WERE MORE EXPENSIVE AND/OR THEIR ITINERARY WOULD NOT MESH WITH THE SCHOOL SYSTEMS.
Can you
understand...
that?
or should i..
type like this...
so your...
...
...
brain...
doesn't....
*dies*
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It should also be pointed out that we needed computers that were above par as they aren't planned on being replaced within ten years. This means the shit 200 computers that will be outdated before an extended warranty is up are not worth the cost of constant replacement
But really, I'm done.
You're an idiot.
You're 50 years old and make less than 60,000 a year before taxes.
You pride yourself on your Master Journeyman title, but I doubt you know the history behind the terms.
You can't even spell defense properly you fucking waste of sperm.
I bet you end up being one of the old people who work in fast food because while you earn enough to retire decently you aren't intelligent enough to save any money.
I sort of pity you actually.
In fact if it would make you feel better about your life, I would be willing to lie to you and tell that not only did I make 32.50 an hour. I'm 46 and working for minimum wage at McDonald's.
I would even have you believe that I still live with my mom because I can't afford my own place.
For the sake of your sanity I'll tell you that I weigh 475 pounds have never had sex and am physically deformed.
Bear in mind that all of that is false and I'm just trying to make you feel better.
P.S. I like how your alter only +1'd this. You don't even think you're good enough to be 'kicker of all ass' do you?
THAT is sad.
Submitted by Pearnbran (user info) at 2008-08-19 13:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
4,500 (10 new computers at $450) ????
what????????????????????????
how about Intel P4 2.8Ghz CPU
512Mb Memory
40Gb Disk Drive
10/100/1000 NIC
CD-ROM
Keyboard / Mouse
Small Form Factor Case
Windows XP Pro
@Sale Price: $199.00
so go and dig a bigger hole,maybe this time you will fall in.
"Bears who eat candy" classic
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2008-08-19 11:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dell Optiplex GX260 2.0Ghz, 512Mb, 20G-40b, CD, WinXP, SDT (Refurbished)
Our Price: $199.00
]Intel P4 2.0Ghz CPU
512Mb Memory
20-40Gb Disk Drive
10/100/1000 NIC
CD-ROM / Floppy
New Logitech Keyboard / Mouse
Windows XP Pro (MAR)
Small Desktop Case
link ;http://www.k12computers.com/Dell_GX260_p/gx260d-2.0-xp.htm
so: it would have been cheaper to buy from dell.
make up a new story, maybe one with flowers and bears who eat candy.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-19 09:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
15000 (200 new hard drives at roughly $75 a piece)
4,500 (10 new computers at $450)
That is $19,500 add in cost for shipping tax and other random pieces of hardware and it would be about $25,000.
I've decided you are actually retarded.
So I'm afraid I can't continue this argument with you as there is no way to make retards understand logic.
So sorry.
We can say you 'won' if it will make you feel any better.
As for the pay, you're grammar is atrocious and your math is right. I gave you an average. I made a total of roughly 10,000 over that time. I and one other person were the only two who were not A+ certified (There are no licenses).
As far as Dell goes, I'm not sure if they made a bid on the contract. If they did, it was too high.
It's funny that you call me a moron.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-08-18 23:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you guys could solve the $65k argument a lot quicker if both of you just realized that one of you is saying county and the other one is reading it countRy.
fail.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-08-18 22:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow, this retard is still alive
didn't think you'd figure out how to keep breathing for more than a year
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-08-18 00:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
uppity nigger much?
Submitted by Pearnbran (user info) at 2008-08-18 00:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
man you completely owned that kid,doodle i bet hes at home,at his mums thinking of new lies,lol
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2008-08-17 22:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
doodles, you sound as if your trying to convince me that this bullshit lie is a reality.
here is what smells of shit
(1)200,000
-25,000 (equipment) what did you each have to have your own super lap tops to troubleshoot school systems?
kid for that kind of money you could just buy cheap dells at around 300 dollars a piece for Christ sake.
there even cheaper than that when bought in bulk.
how do you expect anyone to believe this shit.
(2)175,000
-111,375(pay) divided by 9 people right?
so he paid some kids over 12 thousand dollars each. to upgrade high school PCs
and you think is anything but a idiot and you expect adults to believe that?
if i was the schools i sue the fuck out of him.no school systems would pay for that kind of service.
and with unlicensed techs?..for lets see 111,375+25,000 that's
136 thousand dollars for what? when they could have gotten new systems for less? and dell would have done a free install for that kind of contract..
I guess this kind of fairy tail sounds good while smoking dope in your mothers basement.
but it doesn't hold water.
you are a moron
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-17 17:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-17 11:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what is the fucking point of this?
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-08-17 10:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this isn't a blog site.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-17 10:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank for the update. Glad to see you are still better than me.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-17 10:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I really really missed you.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What don't you understand about it you tiny-brained peasant?
200,000
-25,000 (equipment)
-------
175,000
-111,375(pay)
------
63,625(return)
Or about 65000
Comprende?
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so you owned yourself with made up story.
what happened to the 65K?
WTF?
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-17 15:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2008-08-17 15:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Doodles. not going to buy that lame contrived story.
heres why.
I got a job working for a man I had known most of my life. He had own a contract to upgrade, repair, and service all of the county's schools
(the US? Canada? "he must be very famous if (he) Got this huge job.)
If he was paid in USD where do you tihnk he was from.
so he's a subcontractor?
and you worked for "him"
After the cost of new supplies (hard drives, monitors, video cards, etc..) he ending up netting about $65,000 ..
you dont have any idea what your talking about right?
to larger size? drives? how about the OS? video cards? why ,are they going to be gaming online at your school?
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We didn't change the OS as vista is shit, some computers needed new video cards, some needed new hard drives some needed new RAM etc.
and he only earned 65,000 for this job ..but he was able to pay inexperienced children 30 dollars and hour?
so what was he retarded?
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After paying for the employees, parts, et all he personally ended up netting around 65,000, yes.
so your telling me that you and nine people upgraded all the systems in schools all over your country..
well your fucking magic famous then.
and you did it before school started?
what on a flying carpet?
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There were nine local high schools that required most of the work, since teacher's are required to furnish any classroom computers in both the elementary and middle school levels, very little work was done in either.
So saying that we spent two weeks diagnosing any mechanical failures, deleting all accounts and ordering new hardware.
That would leave about three months to upgrade nine schools. Each school averaging 300 or so ocmputers that required attention. None (or very little) had any serious problems and just needed new hardware insallation( easy) new software(also easy) or simply needed to be re-wired( in the case of net work cables, which was the hardest part of hte job and still only took a few hours per library/computer lab)
I started working on PC's when I was 30. that would be a commodore Amiga.
I have upgraded systems for many people.
you dont know shit!
so before you try to lie about a job that might.pay you maybe 8 to 9 dollars and hour you have to lie about it.
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Most people who are A+ certified generally work in IT, or are contracted by school systym/other government system. They easily outmake 8 to 9 dollars.
loser.
so he made 65k but paid his help most of the money.
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No you insipid moron he NETTED around 65,000, I'm not sure how much he bid on it but say the parts were 25,00 (they weren't) 3 1/2 months of 5 days a week 6 hours a day (30 hours a week) times an average of say 37.5 times 9 = $111,375. Add 65,oo to that and you get 176,375. So say he bid about 200,000. Which is a pretty reasonable guess, after parts and labor, he nets about 65,000.
I don't really expect you to ofllow that math.
he's a genius.
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He turned his own 200,000 into 265,000. I'd say so.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-17 15:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
30 dollars an hour?
hahahahahahahahahhahah
IS THAT FUCKING ALL?!? LOL
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2008-08-17 15:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Doodles. not going to buy that lame contrived story.
heres why.
I got a job working for a man I had known most of my life. He had own a contract to upgrade, repair, and service all of the county's schools
(the US? Canada? "he must be very famous if (he) Got this huge job.)
so he's a subcontractor?
and you worked for "him"
After the cost of new supplies (hard drives, monitors, video cards, etc..) he ending up netting about $65,000 ..
you dont have any idea what your talking about right?
to larger size? drives? how about the OS? video cards? why ,are they going to be gaming online at your school?
and he only earned 65,000 for this job ..but he was able to pay inexperienced children 30 dollars and hour?
so what was he retarded?
so your telling me that you and nine people upgraded all the systems in schools all over your country..
well your fucking magic famous then.
and you did it before school started?
what on a flying carpet?
I started working on PC's when I was 30. that would be a commodore Amiga.
I have upgraded systems for many people.
you dont know shit!
so before you try to lie about a job that might.pay you maybe 8 to 9 dollars and hour you have to lie about it.
loser.
so he made 65k but paid his help most of the money.
he's a genius.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-17 15:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I say that because in YOUR previous review you also used YOUR when you meant YOU'RE.
See, I might have typos because I don't run my reviews through word every time, but I understand the words that I use.
You don't seem to.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-17 15:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See, the difference between you and me, is that I forgot to remove a word, after I changed the sentence.
You didn't know the difference between two different words.
Submitted by paranoiadestroya (user info) at 2008-08-17 15:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
These posts should go to a seperate page
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-17 14:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sharing is caring
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-17 14:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I got a job working for a man I had known most of my life. He had own a contract to upgrade, repair, and service all of the county's schools.
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I have absolutley no idea what YOU'RE talking about. He had own? Are you an ebonics major or something?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-17 14:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i reviewed a post of yours, twice, in 2005?
Can't believe I didn't remember you.
You look like a cunt anyway, so, die.
toodles.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-17 14:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone (besides me and one other person was A+ certified. http://certification.comptia.org/a/default.aspx
They also (could have) out earned you straight out of high school.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-17 14:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also the first rule of vto is that you don't talk about vto.
So sorry.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-17 14:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got a job working for a man I had known most of my life. He had own a contract to upgrade, repair, and service all of the county's schools. After the cost of new supplies (hard drives, monitors, video cards, etc..) he ending up netting about $65,000 (over the summer, I don't think he bid on the school year contract as there was a fair chance that he wouldn't win it, and if he did win it the labor wouldn't be worth the pay) and the nine people working for him were paid between $30-45 USD.
Not bad, considering I didn't (and still don't) have any formal training with computers.
Any other questions?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-17 13:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah doodles wtf is vto?
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-08-17 13:54:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
keep posting here
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-17 13:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-17 13:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I may have some VANDALISM to do in my neighborhood but my time is consumed atm thinking about you. Cause your special in a special way like retardation!
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"Your" denotes possession.
"You're" is a contraction of "you are"
The more you know.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2008-08-17 13:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the great thing about the internet is.
you can claim anything you want.
and not have to back it up.
so lets look at your idiotic post shall we.
by:Doodles
See THAT is funny because I made 32.50 USD a week after finishing high school.
doing what?
children right out of high school with no experience make normally minimum wage.
a licenced practical nurse with a bachelors degree doesn't make 30 dollars an hour.
so tell me what job you had that paid so highly with zero experience and no higher education?
more..I had vto quit after the summer so I could go back to school, but I love the fact that I was 18, three days after graduation and out earning you.
what the fuck is vto?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-17 13:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I may have some VANDALISM to do in my neighborhood but my time is consumed atm thinking about you. Cause your special in a special way like retardation!
Look man, you call Shlongy arrogant for claiming to know you and then retort to my statement in a Shlongy esque manner. Doesn't quite make too much sense to me and speaks volumes of your character.
Anyway have great wonky eyed watermelon headed masturbation looking in the full length mirror tonight. I'm 100% sure you'll make that mirror your bitch.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-17 13:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2008-08-17 12:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In case I forgot, don't forget my FRIES the next time I hit the Drive-Thru, you arrogant minimum wage earning little shit.
"you arrogant minimum wage earning little shit."
I just love waisting my time.but.
I'm a Master Journeyman Machinist.
I earn thirty dollars, US dollars an hour.
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See THAT is funny because I made 32.50 USD a week after finishing high school.
I had vto quit after the summer so I could go back to school, but I love the fact that I was 18, three days after graduation and out earning you.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2008-08-17 13:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
never heard of you ..is that so?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-24 15:06:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well that is NOT the way to fly into an argument and get you post most heated brian.
jeez i give you a cast iron opening like that and you have to come back being all reasonable.
have a good thanksgiving, i'm off to get pissed.
link:http://ubersite.com/m/79773
how about now?
jog your memory a bit?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-17 13:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
never heard of you
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2008-08-17 12:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Poots...
I'm not a alter..
dont you have some vandelisum to do to your neighborhood?..
how about taking out some of the trash in your mothers house out.
or doing some of the dishes piled up in your room.
a shower would be nice but that might be too much for you.
run along.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2008-08-17 12:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In case I forgot, don't forget my FRIES the next time I hit the Drive-Thru, you arrogant minimum wage earning little shit.
"you arrogant minimum wage earning little shit."
I just love waisting my time.but.
I'm a Master Journeyman Machinist.
I earn thirty dollars, US dollars an hour.
I think your pretty arrogant thinking you know me.
so what very very important job do you have?
Maybe you are in college and let me guess when you do get out, you will make more money than i can ever hope to?
dream on.
what important contribution to society have you made? to your town,country?
tell us all about it.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-17 12:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, this was just awful. Even for a masturbatory "I don't need you, I'm better than you" post.
Well, here's hoping you'll be better received on your "blog site." You know, the one for "adults."
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-17 11:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it really isn't cool and edgy...
to end all of your sentences...
like you have a finger in ...
your butt and it felt so good that...
it caught you by surprise...
so you got distracted...
and had to rethink your idea...
Try to only do it a couple times....
and most people won't think you...
are a total douche...
but...
you probably are going to say that you...
don't care what people think about you...
because your cool...
finger feels good up your warm...
anus...
yet you show disdain for people...
and call us cowards...
making me think...
that you probably...
do care wholefully...
what strangers on the internet...
think about you...
it probably haunts...
your dreams...
to think that...
you are unaccepted by a society...
wether it be tangible or not...
in my opinion...
your probably...
a lame alter...
that sucks off people...
while those people suck off...
other people...
that are getting...
sucked off...
by...
other people...
etc. etc. etc....
are you...
this guy??? http://www.ubersite.com/m/11094
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-17 11:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Brian: In case I forgot, don't forget my FRIES the next time I hit the Drive-Thru, you arrogant minimum wage earning little shit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-17 11:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's because this isn't a "blog", you fucking dicklicker.
Who the fuck wants to read someone's blog?
Like I give a shit about how your day went, pansyass.
Get fucking lost.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-17 11:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
But in all seriousness, go away. No one cares that you found a new girlfriend that doesn't care how small your dick is because you moved to a Mormon community and she has never seen one. Good for you, you found a place that may stroke your ego and call you pretty and now you're bringing her around the old high school in your newly detailed Geo Prism with MC Hammer pumping out of the four inch speakers.
How will we ever get along here without you?
Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-08-17 11:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-17 11:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LOL@MYSPELLINGS
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-17 11:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It is clear that you have no idea how foolish you appear when you write as poorly as you do. Using the patheticly bad spelling and punctuation that you use and employing multiple full stops to indicate that you're apparently having trouble finishing your thoughts is no way to drive home the idea that you're better than anyone anywhere at any time.
Feel free to stay gone if Uber is so boring to you. I'd say "Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out", but you read like the kind of guy who'd really enjoy a doorknob prostate massage.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-17 11:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get fucked you pretencious prick.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2008-08-17 11:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the -2 childish crap used to bother me..when i cared..
when i wanted approval from you..here on uber..
but when i realized that the majority of you are jobless shits living at their parents..
I realized i didn't need anything for the likes of the typical uber posters...
people have come and gone..
if your still posting on Uber...
you need to talk to someone in the mental health profession...
not because your not funny...or that you have good spelling skills..its because your life revolves around this web site...
here.try posting on this web site...link http://www.fuckfrance.com/discussions.html
see how you make out..
see if your clever...
see if you get a positive response..
you dont have the balls... make sure that you identify yourselves as members of Uber site
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-17 11:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what is the fucking point of this?
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-08-17 10:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this isn't a blog site.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-17 10:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank for the update. Glad to see you are still better than me.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-17 10:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I really really missed you.