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Submitted by brianthetruthspeaker (View user info) at 2008-08-17 15:40:48 EDT
the last ime I posted was. X
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Submitted by brianthetruthspeaker (View user info) at 2005-11-24 11:52:18 EST
then I posted today
Submitted by brianthetruthspeaker (View user info) at 2008-08-17 10:43:15 EDT
so go ahead do the Math.
tap,tap,tap,tap.
that's right.
I stopped because,just like some of the youngsters who responded on this post.
http://ubersite.com/m/118175
you couldn't help yourselves.
you had to lie, make shit up, and disrespect yourselves.
yeah its funny. but its pathetic also.
and I see many of the same posters who never moved on.
most of the good writers have moved on, the intelligent humorous ones.
I might check back in in a few more years..
I bet your here. and still living at moms. making shit wages.
I hope to retire in a few years.
I'm 49
a master journeyman Machinist
and I build Nuclear Submarines in the United States.
I was A United States Navy Chief Petty Officer.
I have traveled to many countries you will never see.
and lived for three years in Scotland.
So, just give up.
you dont have shit on me.
Money,cars,homes,job,woman,
fuck my kids are smarter than you.
so see you in a few years
Bitches
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Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-08-23 13:17:11 EDT (#)
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Different year, same old shit.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-08-23 11:03:19 EDT (#)
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whats the matter Mr. high and mighty blue collar worker? Did I make you look like an idiot on the internet? You were doing an OK job before I came along so don't give me ALL the credit
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2008-08-22 15:49:00 EDT (#)
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I have money.
I have a car, two if you count my wife's.
I also have a house.
Why are you bragging that you have life's necessities? Congratulations, you're more successful than the homeless guy outside.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2008-08-21 20:10:51 EDT (#)
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weird
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-20 17:33:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-08-18 17:40:11 PDT (#)
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Oh yeah one more thing you smart mother fucker you... it's spelled DEFENSE.. look on your ID card jackass.
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I'd say he just gave himself away as a Brit alter there: defence.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-20 16:26:42 EDT (#)
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I GOT TO FINGER A CHICK ONCE, SO THERE!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-20 14:55:10 EDT (#)
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and normal piles
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-20 14:52:38 EDT (#)
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I have a pile of money.
Submitted by Pearnbran (user info) at 2008-08-20 14:30:40 EDT (#)
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I work second shift,at a job that would wear you out even at 25.you couldn't even carry my tools.
swim a mile everyday,even the weekends.
I eat healthy and still have a strong sex drive for women.and no problems as of yet.
I see the doctor twice a year as well as the dentist (I have all my teeth and hair)
I have 15% body fat.
I'm 6 feet 2 inches tall and weigh 185 lbs mostly muscle. not bad at 49 or 29..
try again Bucky.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-08-20 11:43:10 EDT (#)
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You're 49.
I'm 28.
I'm young. I can work a full day, run an offroad adventure 5k in under 24 minutes, go to the bar and drink till 2am, fuck my wife silly and still get up the next day at 6am and repeat as necessary. You're probably in bed by 9:30 cause your metamucil makes you sleepy, can't run more than 30 feet without sucking wind and haven't had sex with a vagina that didn't resemble a hairy roast beef samich that's been left in the sun for 5 years. You work the same job that you have for years, you have no prospects of breaking out and moving up. You'r circling the drain.
Before you mouth off how awesome you life is remember that you're at the age when people spontaeneously die.
Cue the next person telling me how they are better than me....
Submitted by Pearnbran (user info) at 2008-08-20 10:04:20 EDT (#)
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I drive a 2005 Nissan Maxima
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2008-08-19 01:31:51 EDT (#)
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+1 on hopes this is a dry-ass joke, but I doubt it. Entertaining nonetheless
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-08-19 01:22:13 EDT (#)
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"I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-08-19 01:17:20 EDT (#)
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ownage below
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-08-18 20:40:11 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah one more thing you smart mother fucker you... it's spelled DEFENSE.. look on your ID card jackass.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-08-18 20:38:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2008-08-17 22:55:21 EDT (#)
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Yes sir i served my country.
proud of it.what did you ever do?
I made rank through hard work, I served during times of national emergency.
I joined during the First Iranian Hostage crisis.
and did it not because of economic or legal reasons.
what did you ever do?
I still serve by working for the defence department. doing work you could never qualify to do.
or you would be doing it if you could.
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What did I ever do?
WELL if you MUST ask, I have been in the Marine Corps for 5 years.
I have been in 2 wars. On the ground, not miles away in a sub.
I got a purple heart when I lost half of my ear to bomb shrapnel in Iraq.
I did it because I wanted to be part of the best conventional fighting force the world has ever seen.
What did you do exactly? My history might be a little rusty, but unless you were a helo pilot, and flew delta force troops into Iran, you didnt do shit. I think not because you work on subs.
Submitted by spidy (user info) at 2008-08-18 15:16:02 EDT (#)
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I think you are the most intelligent and rich and handsome man I have ever not met on the internet.
I would rather hope that all of the things you have said are true.
SOME people lie on the internet.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2008-08-18 13:43:07 EDT (#)
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I bet you are a fucking hit at parties.
well in the company I keep,working adults,my views are quite popular.
not so popular with people under 20 who live at home and dont work.
get a job move out and i bet you will understand where I am coming from.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-08-18 12:57:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-18 12:48:21 EDT (#)
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you kind of look like phil mickelson
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He does.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-08-18 12:57:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-18 12:48:21 EDT (#)
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you kind of look like phil mickelson
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2008-08-18 12:08:51 EDT (#)
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I bet you are a fucking hit at parties.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-08-18 09:32:06 EDT (#)
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Brianthetruthspeaker... I am not alone in thinking that you make Gandhi look like a child pornographer.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-08-18 08:20:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-08-18 03:50:38 EDT (#)
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I take my hat off to you sir,
Excellent work riling up the fucktards on this site!
Keep up the good work!
Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-08-18 01:18:08 EDT (#)
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Blah,blah,blah shut up. No one cares. If you hate us all so much, then go the fuck away. Quit your bitching. Find something else to do.
Submitted by Pearnbran (user info) at 2008-08-18 00:15:50 EDT (#)
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great job! keep posting
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-17 23:06:16 EDT (#)
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My spelling?
I dont get paid for it.
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you don't get paid for being an asshole either and you seem to have that skill mastered.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2008-08-17 23:00:03 EDT (#)
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you are a blue collar scum who wouldn't be allowed to post what he did on this site if it were all that important.
you know i cant tell you any details of my work so..I wont
I kept it very very vague.
you never know who might read this.
so you dont need to know any details.
it wouldn't make any sense to most of you anyway.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2008-08-17 22:55:21 EDT (#)
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Yes sir i served my country.
proud of it.what did you ever do?
I made rank through hard work, I served during times of national emergency.
I joined during the First Iranian Hostage crisis.
and did it not because of economic or legal reasons.
what did you ever do?
I still serve by working for the defence department. doing work you could never qualify to do.
or you would be doing it if you could.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-08-17 22:45:58 EDT (#)
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You are old.
You were an enlisted squid scumbag.
you are a blue collar scum who wouldnt be allowed to post what he did on this site if it were all that important.
You write as badly as I do.
I wish you would fall into heavy machinery, and have all of your limbs amputated so we would'nt have to read this shit again in 3 more years.
The only way I would be interested in what you have to say is if you told me one of your kids was a daughter who wanted to suck a marine's dick.
have a -2
buh bye!
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-08-17 22:39:25 EDT (#)
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shitty underwear and all
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-08-17 22:38:35 EDT (#)
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I just shit my fucking pants at a family outing, and felt horrible about it
Then I read this post
Now I'm on top of the world
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-17 22:27:44 EDT (#)
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Brian Lee Gibbs
Holy Loch Shipbuilding
No Rank available
Commands: AS 31
Years: 1983-1986
Son of Merril A Gibbs
From Yorktown Indiana.
I'm sure there is more stuff out there but I'll let others dig around.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-17 21:13:03 EDT (#)
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Also you haven't taken a picture in three years? Wow.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-17 21:12:22 EDT (#)
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People who use the internet to meet people in real life are lower on the evolution charts than people who hold funerals online.
But not by much.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHJVolaC8pw
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2008-08-17 21:07:55 EDT (#)
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plenty of fish is a excellent dating web site.
I met my current woman there.its free, and that was the most recent photo i have.
and this is good news for you, its not just for heterosexuals!
so when you get tired of you hand doodles you can meet a human, I dont go to bars like you do looking to drag home a relationship.
give it a try!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-17 20:56:36 EDT (#)
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I love that your web dating service is called 'plentyoffish' by the way.
If that doesn't reek of desperation then I'm not sure what does.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-17 20:55:22 EDT (#)
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Illiterate boy-toucher below.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2008-08-17 20:51:31 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, i see your still here,
god that's funny..
you love getting your ego stroked by kids just out of high school.
makes you the "Big Man" right?
did you every get any , from posting on here or are you still using Rohypnol?
id guess the latter..
have you ever posted a photo of yourself?
id like a good laugh
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-17 20:05:26 EDT (#)
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I think there's another website for faggots like you to post in but I don't know what the hell it's called.
Look under your "favorites" and go there.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-17 19:32:51 EDT (#)
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Hahaha.
Did I write this in my sleep?
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you had to lie, make shit up, and disrespect yourselves.
I have traveled to many countries you will never see.
and lived for <two> years in Scotland.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-17 19:17:00 EDT (#)
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BrianTS, you didn't insult me at all. All I ask is that you stop getting so defensive with the morons here. They're not worth it. Just post something funny or cool and do'nt ream the populace. OK?
Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-08-17 19:16:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-17 19:15:44 EDT (#)
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Wanker literally means "one who wanks (masturbates)". It is normally intended as a general insult rather than as an accusation. It conveys contempt, not commentary on sexual habits. Wanker has similar meanings and overtones to American pejoratives like jerk,[2] jerk-off, and prick. One particular connotation is of someone self-obsessed or a show-off (usually male).[3]
The term wanker originated from British slang in the 1940s, based on the verb wank.[4]
By the 1970s, the general meaning of wanker had shifted from its literal origin (as a masturbator) to that of a generic insult;[5] for example, "a contemptible person". This shift in usage is comparable with that of dick, arse or jerk.
The word has developed a metaphorical usage, in which to wank or to be a wanker implies egotistical and self-indulgent behaviour. This is the dominant meaning in Australia.[6]
It is also used as a more general insult. This meaning is used in phrases like smug wanker, egotistical wanker or pretentious wanker.[7] Wanker is sometimes used to refer to a person in the same way as snob for subjects perceived as pretentious; for instance, wine wanker, fashion wanker, car wanker.[8] This meaning is shown in "Whatareya?", a song by TISM, which contrasts "yobs" (uncouth working class) to "wankers" (which according to the context means pretentious intellectuals). In the United States the current usage of the term is more in reference to the person being an idiot or moron, as opposed to the standard dick or jerk synonym in other countries.
The wanker gestureWanker may be indicated by a one-handed gesture[9], usually to an audience out of hearing range.[10] It is shown by curling the fingers of the hand into a loose fist and moving the hand back and forth to mime male masturbation. This is equivalent to saying, "[you are a] wanker". Some motorists show the wanking gesture in front of the rear-view mirror, where other motorists from behind can see the gesture.
Wanker is the centre of a popular story regarding the British television quiz show Countdown in which contestants have to form the longest word possible from nine randomly selected letters. On one occasion the letters permitted the spelling of 'wanker' (or 'wankers') and both contestants replied with the word, leading one to quip "we've got a pair of wankers." The sequence was edited out of the show (as is common with risqué words, although the spelling of "erection" was permitted) but has been shown as an outtake on other shows.[11] However on a later occasion, 'wanker' was offered, and this instance was left in and broadcast unedited.
"The Winker's Song (Misprint)" by Ivor Biggun is one of many songs about masturbation. It humorously describes the singer's masturbation exploits: "I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker. And it does me good like it bloody well should." It reached number 22 in the UK charts. It was banned by BBC Radio 1.[12]
[edit] Wanker in other contexts
Wanker is also a German surname; according to the 1990 census, "Wanker" is the 53,492nd most common surname in the United States.[13] Several American TV shows have used this surname. The sitcom Married... with Children featured a character whose maiden name was Wanker, who was from a fictitious Wanker county in Wisconsin.
An episode of the U.S. comedy Mork & Mindy featured a character called Arnold Wanker and led to severe editing when the commercial network ITV originally broadcast it in Britain; when the more liberal Channel Four rebroadcast it some years later, it was aired unedited. An inept stuntman in the Australian Paul Hogan Show was called Leo Wanker, a double entendre playing on a local impression of Leo (the Starsign) - egotistical and self-indulgent, with the equivalent in the Australian sense of a Wanker - self-indulgent and egotistical.
Wanker can also have other meanings, depending on context. Some American college students have used it as a slang term for penis. This usage implies that the purpose of the penis is for masturbation.[14]
There is a community in Oregon called Wanker's Corner; here, Wanker is believed to be the surname of a saloonkeeper who founded an epynomous establishment there in the early 20th century.
Austrian film and television composer Thomas Wanker, who wrote music for films such as The Day After Tomorrow and 10,000 B.C., and TV shows such as Buffy the Vampire Slayer, has recently[when?] begun crediting himself as Thomas Wander in order to distance himself from his name's English-language connotations.[citation needed]
[edit] Usage
In December 2000, the Advertising Standards Authority published research on attitudes of the British public to pejoratives. It ranked wanker as the fourth most severe pejorative in English.[15] The BBC describes it as 'moderately offensive' and 'almost certain' to generate complaints if used before the watershed.[16] In Australia it is considered mildly offensive but is widely accepted and used in the media.[17]
An American etymologist describes 'wanker' as "somewhat more offensive in British use than Americans typically realize".[18] The word was used twice to comic effect in the Simpsons episode "Trash of the Titans", which caused no offence to American audiences, but prompted complaints on occasions when the episode was broadcast unedited in the United Kingdom.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2008-08-17 19:02:41 EDT (#)
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Btw I am one handsome in shape son of a bitch for 49
Bubba, sorry if I in anyway insulted you.
please check out that fuckfrance link. http://www.fuckfrance.com/hot.html
its not some anti euro deal.
I've made some good friends their
you would like it.
I tried I really tired to write on this site.
here check out some old posts
http://ubersite.com/m/54165
http://ubersite.com/m/53518
http://ubersite.com/m/49891
http://ubersite.com/m/44839
http://ubersite.com/m/39405
so I tried.
then i left.
I wasn't ran off.
I just got sick of the childish immaturity.
and thinks haven't changed one bit.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-08-17 18:54:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-17 18:44:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2008-08-17 18:35:03 EDT (#)
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here's the deal kids.
I dont give a rats ass what you think.
also dinner was great.
calamari for the appetizer, Captain Morgan on the rocks ,apple martini for her
followed by swordfish and sea scallops for her.
we shared a hefty piece of cheese cake for desert.
My spelling?
I dont get paid for it.
My craftsmanship that I do.
most...not all have know idea about what I do.
it appears however that a few of you here are almost as old and even have a clue.
to you folks, try fuck France, its funnier and smarter than this adolesent pit.
so kids.
ill check back with you in a few years and ha, thanks for the heat.
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"Almost as old?" Kid, I'm about 10 years older than you. 10/20/1949.
As I said before, stop being so fucking cocky. It doesn't go over well here. Just write and leave the comments to the rabble. I have a VERY goos idea what yo do for a living. Remember, not everyone in the world is a fool. Be nice.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2008-08-17 18:44:57 EDT (#)
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its E-7 I made it in ten years,and then i got out.
so that blows your theory.
shit bird.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-17 18:36:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-08-17 18:28:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-17 15:48:57 EDT (#)
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The U.S. Navy must have turned to shit. Back in the day, the officers were at least literate.
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Chief Petty Officer == moron who couldn't actually make it anywhere in the navy
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Sorta like a Warrant officer in the Army. Either way, we were told to refer to them as officers.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2008-08-17 18:35:03 EDT (#)
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here's the deal kids.
I dont give a rats ass what you think.
also dinner was great.
calamari for the appetizer, Captain Morgan on the rocks ,apple martini for her
followed by swordfish and sea scallops for her.
we shared a hefty piece of cheese cake for desert.
My spelling?
I dont get paid for it.
My craftsmanship that I do.
most...not all have know idea about what I do.
it appears however that a few of you here are almost as old and even have a clue.
to you folks, try fuck France, its funnier and smarter than this adolesent pit.
so kids.
ill check back with you in a few years and ha, thanks for the heat.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-08-17 18:28:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-17 15:48:57 EDT (#)
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The U.S. Navy must have turned to shit. Back in the day, the officers were at least literate.
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Chief Petty Officer == moron who couldn't actually make it anywhere in the navy
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-08-17 18:27:18 EDT (#)
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didn't bother to read it all
-2 cocksmith
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-08-17 18:24:46 EDT (#)
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You're an idiot.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-17 18:20:34 EDT (#)
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Oh man, you know what I just realized?
You're the spitting image of my old flatmate's child-molester boyfriend. Creepy fuck, he was.
So that's where you've been, right? All these years? Getting a little state-provided rehabilitation?
Hey, that's awesome, good for you. Lay off the kiddies though, it's sure to mess them up.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-17 18:15:37 EDT (#)
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JUST GO AWAY ALREADY. THANKS.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-17 18:09:14 EDT (#)
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#7 most heated. Sorry, Sacrilicious, but I had to do it.
:)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-17 18:06:49 EDT (#)
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Put some gum on your shoe and stick around.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-08-17 18:00:54 EDT (#)
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lol
please stay
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-08-17 17:57:56 EDT (#)
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gtfo,loser!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-17 17:43:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-17 17:42:09 EDT (#)
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Deluded idiot. Foundationless pomposity =/= proof of superiority and tightening bolts =/= "build". Go away and forget to come back, bitch.
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And he has short hair, huh Skrap?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-17 17:42:09 EDT (#)
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Deluded idiot. Foundationless pomposity =/= proof of superiority and tightening bolts =/= "build". Go away and forget to come back, bitch.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-17 17:16:40 EDT (#)
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The author of this post is not the only one who has speling probblems.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-08-17 17:13:41 EDT (#)
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Hirschmann is Kraut. You NAZI!!!!!!
Writing a post about the last time you posted makes it it....the really realy last time you posted?
Be well and remember to breath before going under, AHOY.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:54:48 EDT (#)
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Y HALO THAR BILL COSBY below.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:50:19 EDT (#)
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I bet your here. and still living at moms. making shit wages.
I hope to retire in a few years.
I'm 49
a master journeyman Machinist
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If I were this immature I wouldn't admit my age, especially if I didn't know the difference between "your" and "you're".
I'd go on and ridicule your (see what I just did there? That was the proper way to use the word) spelling as well, and how pathetic it is for a middle aged man to be sissyfighting on the internet, but I have to catch my mom before she leaves for the store and make sure she remembers to buy more jello pudding pops.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:47:31 EDT (#)
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ugh
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:38:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:32:03 EDT (#)
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Maybe you meant it all tongue-in-cheek, but if you didn't come across as a holier-than-thou asshole, people just might want to read what you say. You mentioned the good writers have all left, but that isn't true. There are still a few good ones left here. Search the archives and you will find them
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OR...
go and fuck you mom, like we all did.
"YOU SHOULD WEAR RUBBER....AAAAALWAYS WEAR RUBBER..."
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:32:03 EDT (#)
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Yes, by CNC I meant numeric control, not a brand name. Back in the 70s was mostly before microprocessors. The electronics in the machines I repaired were simple logic circuits, some of it DTL as opposed to TTL.
P.S.
Maybe you meant it all tongue-in-cheek, but if you didn't come across as a holier-than-thou asshole, people just might want to read what you say. You mentioned the good writers have all left, but that isn't true. There are still a few good ones left here. Search the archives and you will find them.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:30:35 EDT (#)
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OMFG WON POST IT A DAI, N00BAL8TOR!
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-17 11:31:10 EDT (#)
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But in all seriousness, go away. No one cares that you found a new girlfriend that doesn't care how small your dick is because you moved to a Mormon community and she has never seen one. Good for you, you found a place that may stroke your ego and call you pretty and now you're bringing her around the old high school in your newly detailed Geo Prism with MC Hammer pumping out of the four inch speakers.
How will we ever get along here without you?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:27:36 EDT (#)
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HEY EVERYBODY THIS GUY KNOWS ALL ABOUT WIKI AND HOW TO CUT'N'PASTE.
QUICK... GATHER ROUND...COME SEE!!
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:25:14 EDT (#)
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Twat.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:24:13 EDT (#)
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Star CNC Machine Tool Corp. Started in 1997. However its history goes back to 1948 with the Hirschmann Corp, and Hirschmann gaining sole distributorship and Agency of Star Micronics machine tools in 1977. In 1997 Star Micronics bought the operation in the United States. Star have built Swiss Automatic Lathes, and vertical machining centre's with power driven tooling.
1997..so 1973
you say?
interesting
Machining & CNC Manufacturing: A brief history
The machining or cutting of metals portion of manufacturing became important around the time of the industrial revolution. In 1775, John Wilkinson invents a cannon-boring machine (lathe) in England. He immediately adapted this machine for boring the cylinders for Boulton & Watt's steam engines. This boring process was the only one of it's kind to produce the smooth, tightly toleranced bores required of the cylinder of a steam engine.
A bit later in the year 1818 Eli Whitney (inventor of the cotton gin) invents a milling machine in New Haven Conecticuit. Prior to the milling machine, a machinist's tools were primarily files and required a highly skilled operator. The milling machine allowed a less skilled operator to make the same quality of parts as the skilled operator with the file. This milling machine found use making rifles for the government.
The spindle of Eli Whitney's milling machine was moved from being horizontal to being vertical. This is commonly seen in the Bridgeport style knee-mill. The knee-mill is a vertical spindle milling machine that can move the workpiece in the x, y, and z directions by increments of 0.001" by turning the appropriate hand crank.
The year 1952 brough Mr. John Parsons NC (Numeric Control) milling machine. Parsons worked to attach servomotors to the x and y axis controlling them with a computer that reads punch cards to give it positioning instructions. The reason for devising such a system was to machine complex shapes like arcs that can be made into airfoils for airplanes. This was not a trivial task to attempt with a manual milling machine, so the NC milling machine was born.
Todays modern machinery are CNC (Computer Numeric Control) milling machines and lathes. A microprocesser in each machine reads the G-Code program that the user creates and performs the programmed operations. Personal Computers are used to design the parts and are also used to write programs by either manual typing of G-Code or using CAM (Computer Aided Manufacturing) software that outputs G-Code from the users input of cutters and toolpath.
link:
http://www.me.wpi.edu/MFE/HCCM/cnc.html
1973?
very interesting
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:20:39 EDT (#)
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I WASN'T CONCENTRATING DUE TO GROOOVING ALONG TO A TRIBE CALLED QUEST.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:20:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:18:15 EDT (#)
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Everybody knock it the fuck off.
The front page.
This post.
And the heat.
I mean.
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Writing like.
that guy
is.
contagious, huh?
heat.
this.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:20:00 EDT (#)
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Waaaaaah
my
pussy
hurts
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:18:15 EDT (#)
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Everybody knock it the fuck off.
The front page.
This post.
And the heat.
I mean.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:18:10 EDT (#)
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Beano, is a habbit anything like a hobbit? Hairy feet and all?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:17:01 EDT (#)
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Bubba, you'd better not make a habbit of this kind of behaviour. Next thing we know I'll be +2'ing ugly whores posts.
*shivers*
CAN YOU KICK IT..... YES WE CAN!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:16:08 EDT (#)
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Given proper tooling and a good program, CNC machines run themselves. Back when I worked on them they ran the program with paper tape. Back in '73.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:13:41 EDT (#)
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This man speaks the truth!
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:12:27 EDT (#)
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Bubba2341
How many CNC machines can you run at one time?
I mostly install components on the Submarines.
at the Main Machine shop.
If i need a tool that I am to busy to make myself.
id submit a "OMR"
that's a outside machinery request for all you non trade people.
where I work we dont need to make mass produced parts.
we buy them from outside vendors and / or they are supplied by the Navy.
so I install main components on board the Submarines while they are being built.
but to answer your question after i set up and program them I could run four.
as long as they were close and the tooling held up..
see we cut a lot of hardened stuff like Cu-ni and Inconel.
so you loose tooling.."cutters/inserts"
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:11:06 EDT (#)
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Someone help me out with this asshole. Beano? C'mon, dude.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:10:10 EDT (#)
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And more.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:09:50 EDT (#)
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This moron need more abuse.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:00:59 EDT (#)
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I'm trying to think who this kid is as retarded as.
JGreening maybe.
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Maybe AS retarded as Jay, but nowhere as retarded as Beano.
:)
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Obviously!
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:06:02 EDT (#)
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my kitten named pixie has just been sexually assaulted (bum raped) by a huge stray tom cat(her dad), she is traumatised..... and may never shit again
Hello!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:04:03 EDT (#)
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Is it 'after dinner' yet? You're gone, asshole. :D
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:02:52 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116908
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:02:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:00:59 EDT (#)
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I'm trying to think who this kid is as retarded as.
JGreening maybe.
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Maybe AS retarded as Jay, but nowhere as retarded as Beano.
:)
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:01:39 EDT (#)
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AHAHAHHAHAAH
what a DICKFACE!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:01:23 EDT (#)
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FUCK OFF
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-17 16:00:59 EDT (#)
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I'm trying to think who this kid is as retarded as.
JGreening maybe.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2008-08-17 15:59:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-17 15:57:36 EDT (#)
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How many CNC machines can you run at one time?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-17 15:55:19 EDT (#)
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Doodles, you're a moron.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2008-08-17 15:54:44 EDT (#)
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Master Journeyman
a Master Journeyman teaches and qualifies Journeymen to become Master Machinists.
But then that's a industry term and I dont expect lay people to have any clue.
at 49 I could work most of you into the ground.
you wouldn't have any idea of how to start the easiest job in my profession.
oh sure you could look it up on wikipedia.
make some guesses.
go ahead embarrass yourselves farther.
better yet.
get outside its a beautiful day.
ill check back after dinner..
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-17 15:53:21 EDT (#)
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I don't know who has this alter, but you maused me for about an hour.
Good job.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-17 15:48:57 EDT (#)
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The U.S. Navy must have turned to shit. Back in the day, the officers were at least literate.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-17 15:48:28 EDT (#)
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Oh, you can take this for the road:
you're
Main Entry:
you're Listen to the pronunciation of you're
Pronunciation:
\yər, ˈyu̇r, ˈyȯr, ˌyü-ər\
Date:
circa 1590
: you are
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-17 15:48:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-17 15:47:09 EDT (#)
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LOL@30$-H/R!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-17 15:46:16 EDT (#)
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So,your life is so satisfying that you just HAD to come back here and give us an update with your marginally literate and insufferably boring posts.
Thanks for that. Now you can delete your bookmark, and leave again forever and no one will ever fucking notice or care. Bye bye.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-17 15:46:04 EDT (#)
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The majority of the trades have a progression that goes: Apprentice, Journeyman, Master.
What the fuck is a Master Journeyman? It must mean your bosses think you suck. If you don't like us, go away, asshole.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2008-08-17 15:44:40 EDT (#)
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so wheres the love?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-17 15:44:38 EDT (#)
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can u get some milk please