Family Guy's Jillian is REAL! (884 hits)
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Submitted by Erosion dRoolz (View user info) at 2008-08-19 16:39:53 EDT
And I saw Step Brothers with her!
A couple days ago, I got my friend and his little brother into the movies. His brother brought his new girlfriend.
Never before have I met someone so delightfully dumb.
Now my friend's brother had this video on his phone of a woman giving birth in a bathtub. When she asked about the video, he told her that they shoved the baby back into the woman's vagina to make the video.
She scoffed at first, then about a minute later, we heard her say "I can't believe they would actually DO that to someone!"
That's right, she still fucking believes it.
Then, after seeing me talk to people I work with at the theatre, and seeing me sign for the EMPLOYEE FREE TICKETS... which wasn't enough for it to sink in, only after hearing me say "Yeah, I'll be in for work at 5:30." did she think that it might be a possibility, so she asked:
"So, do you like, work here or something?"
FUCKING OUTSTANDING. I wish I had a girl that dumb to just fuck and laugh at.
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-20 20:18:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-08-20 17:59:53 EDT (#)
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Don't swallow your tongue.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-08-20 16:32:26 EDT (#)
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I'm surprised you didn't accidentally asphixiate while typing this.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-08-20 10:12:52 EDT (#)
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Jackasses making fun of jackasses? Wicked awesome.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-08-20 07:01:40 EDT (#)
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Oh lord.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-08-20 06:01:53 EDT (#)
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winningest = you
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-20 05:46:01 EDT (#)
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Everybody says stupid things from time to time.
Now, saying something clever, that's a real trick.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-08-20 00:23:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-19 18:46:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-19 18:22:52 EDT (#)
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The funniest part is, you do have someone like that, Oedipus
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You do realise that the poster will never, ever understand this insult.
It will soak into the interstices of his dog food-like brain and sit their screaming for recognition, only to be crushed under hazy memories of awkward masturbation and footage of heavy vehicle accidents.
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You do realize that they are googling it right now, but will come unstuck when a pop up ad asks if they like lemonparties
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-19 18:46:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-19 18:22:52 EDT (#)
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The funniest part is, you do have someone like that, Oedipus
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You do realise that the poster will never, ever understand this insult.
It will soak into the interstices of his dog food-like brain and sit their screaming for recognition, only to be crushed under hazy memories of awkward masturbation and footage of heavy vehicle accidents.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-08-19 18:46:32 EDT (#)
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You work at a movie theater.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-08-19 18:42:59 EDT (#)
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"FUCKING OUTSTANDING. I wish I had a girl that dumb to just fuck and laugh at."
Well, you are on the right website to meet that kind of girl. Except she'll probably be really fat too.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-19 18:22:52 EDT (#)
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The funniest part is, you do have someone like that, Oedipus
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-19 18:19:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2008-08-19 18:06:09 EDT (#)
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i was watching the olympics the other day and water polo was on. this chick asked me what it was and i said it was like soccer but in the water. she then asked how do they kick the ball.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Post something!
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2008-08-19 18:06:09 EDT (#)
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i was watching the olympics the other day and water polo was on. this chick asked me what it was and i said it was like soccer but in the water. she then asked how do they kick the ball.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-08-19 17:57:20 EDT (#)
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I want to stab you in the neck.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-19 17:51:54 EDT (#)
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Queen of stoopid, below.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-19 17:17:39 EDT (#)
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I love stoopid people. Have one around at all times just for giggling at! Well done!
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-19 17:14:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-19 17:09:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-19 17:08:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
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I was lost. You brought me back.
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You are welcome brother.
*does strange priesty type hand movement*
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-19 17:09:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-19 17:08:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
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I was lost. You brought me back.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-19 17:09:18 EDT (#)
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And yet, after reading this post, I put her on equal IQ footing with you, Mr. Wizard.
Eerie.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-19 17:08:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-19 16:55:25 EDT (#)
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Have another one because I forgot to mention the stupid reference to the stupid TV show in the title to the stupid post! Another layer of supidawesome! You are a GOD!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-19 16:52:55 EDT (#)
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I am impressed at the amount of stupid you have managed to pack into such a small post. It really is truly awe-inspiringly amazing.
You describe an evening spent where you do your stupid job seeing a monumentally stupid movie with stupid actors and a stupid plot with your brother who has a stupid video on his 'phone (so who is therefore by inference stupid) and his stupid girlfriend who stupidly believed the stupid story she was told about the stupid video, and THEN you make a stupid post about this stupid chain of events and I stupidly read it!
Damn! A positively unbefuckinglieveabe concentration of stupid! Well done!
Submitted by jtrujillo34 (user info) at 2008-08-19 16:48:52 EDT (#)
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Kicker of all ass.
you should train that one.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2008-08-19 16:42:45 EDT (#)
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This site is dead as Charlton Heston. What the fuck happened?
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2008-08-19 16:41:27 EDT (#)
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B@W!!!