Alternative History (610 hits)
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Submitted by UCSBguy (View user info) at 2008-08-19 20:15:30 EDT
What would have happened if hitler had never invaded russia? Would the world be better or worse? Would hitler have won? Discuss...
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-21 23:25:21 EDT (#)
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Hey, UCSBguy--you're an inspiration to me, you bashful little nazi: http://www.ubersite.com/m/118237
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-21 11:56:31 EDT (#)
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I went back in time and discussed this for you...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74019
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-21 09:56:07 EDT (#)
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What, do you live under a rock? Haven't you seen the movies? The mustachioed bastard wasted all his men and money on getting the Holy Grail and trying to kill Indiana Jones and his dad. Plus the British had Aslan. HELLO.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-20 10:36:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-19 21:36:12 EDT (#)
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I'd rather discuss Shlongy's balls.
CALL ME!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-20 06:11:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-08-20 05:59:29 EDT (#)
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ok, ok, everyone form a circle.
should i start, or should we all go on three?
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way to miss the point - dumbarse.
and no I didn't paste your review into the wrong post.
Submitted by c3079486 (user info) at 2008-08-20 04:59:27 EDT (#)
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one of my balls hangs lower than the other, should i be worried? PLZ help KTHXBYE
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-20 04:40:52 EDT (#)
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i'm pretty sure this post is about balls blt
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-20 04:31:01 EDT (#)
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X, you're missing the entire point. Sure, one could wonder about the many hypothetical situations that could have occurred with Germany being allied with Russia. We're discussing the ideology of the nazi party here. Let's try to stay on-book.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-20 03:40:14 EDT (#)
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twat
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-19 22:28:31 EDT (#)
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once i wore a leotard and my balls wouldn't stay within the confines of the.....gusset bit - on account of me not being a six year old girl. When I jumped in the pool in classic bomb-dive position, hitting the water made them kind of balloon out the sides like some kind of chicken-skinned impact release flotation devices, I kind of rolled with my head left pointing at the bottom of the pool, arms still hugging my shins with my valiant little airbags puffed out either side of the pink spandex, and murmured a quiet little "mother" as I sank slowly to the bottom.
it's a long story.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-19 22:03:58 EDT (#)
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All right, to hell with the Germans and the Soviets. Let's discuss Shlongy's balls instead. I don't know anything about Shlongy's balls. But I do know something about mine. Last month I was out of town, staying at a motel. The toilet in this motel had a contoured seat that's probably supposed to be more comfortable than a regular one. But, do you know, when I sat on it, my balls dangled all the way down into the water in the toilet bowl? How gross is that? I stayed at that motel for a week. Every time I took a dump I had to hold my balls up out of the water. I'm considering getting a "teste tuck" now. I wonder if my insurance will pay for it.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-19 21:50:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-19 21:39:50 EDT (#)
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He can't be THAT stupid, can he?
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sigh....noob.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-19 21:39:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-19 18:28:59 PDT (#)
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X, you are trying to reason logically with a guy who just said that if Hitler had won the war we would be rid of the "scum" that currently "pollutes" the world.
Ignore this heat-whore and move on.
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Actually, that's not quite what he said. He said, "I totally agree with you. I believe there was a lot of uncovered documents about what the russians were planning when the soviets fell in 1991. They were supposedly planning a huge invasion with the support of poland.had hitler not invaded russia he would have ww2 and we would live in a, dare I say, better world free of scum that pollutes the world...."
He left out the key word between "have" and "ww2." If he meant to say that Hitler would have WON WWII had he not invaded the USSR, that's the exact opposite of what I said, which was, "But the end result would have been the same. The Soviet capacity to replenish their men and material outstripped the German capacity to destroy them." So how can he say, "I totally agree with you" and then state the exact opposite of what I just said? He can't be THAT stupid, can he?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-19 21:36:12 EDT (#)
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I'd rather discuss Shlongy's balls.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-19 21:31:23 EDT (#)
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Well i reckon Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boyz would have had a HIT SINGLE with "Get Low" but they wouldn't feature the Ying Yang twins no siree not one bit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-19 21:28:59 EDT (#)
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X, you are trying to reason logically with a guy who just said that if Hitler had won the war we would be rid of the "scum" that currently "pollutes" the world.
Ignore this heat-whore and move on.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-19 21:12:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2008-08-19 18:02:59 PDT (#)
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..had hitler not invaded russia he would have ww2 and we would live in a, dare I say, better world free of scum that pollutes the world....
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Huh? What does, "he would have ww2" mean? You're not trying to type, "Hitler would have WON WWII," are you? That's quite a leap of logic there. How do you arrive at that conclusion?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-19 21:08:52 EDT (#)
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Extremely compelling argument you have here.
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2008-08-19 21:02:59 EDT (#)
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I totally agree with you. I believe there was a lot of uncovered documents about what the russians were planning when the soviets fell in 1991. They were supposedly planning a huge invasion with the support of poland.had hitler not invaded russia he would have ww2 and we would live in a, dare I say, better world free of scum that pollutes the world....
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-19 20:40:06 EDT (#)
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Oh, Jesus. Great topic; wrong place.
If Hitler hadn't invaded the USSR, Stalin would have invaded Germany. Remember the stunning German victories when they first launched Barbarossa? The huge pincer movements that netted hundreds of thousands--millions, even--of Soviet casualties and prisoners? Why do you think there were so many Soviets on the border? Stalin had his own invasion plans, but Hitler beat him to the punch.
I doubt if the outcome of the war would have changed much, though. The Germans would still have beat the fuck out of the Soviets--at first. (Remember, this was right after Stalin purged all his most experienced generals--the Soviet military was in shambles.) But the end result would have been the same. The Soviet capacity to replenish their men and material outstripped the German capacity to destroy them.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-19 20:39:19 EDT (#)
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I'd rather discuss my balls.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-19 20:17:51 EDT (#)
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