For all you time-wasters (510 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.88 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bullslinebacker (View user info) at 2008-08-20 09:33:17 EDT
Hi all,
I have compiled a list of the sites i visit in order to waste time in work. I'm certain that this list is a drop in the ocean and i welcome any suggestions and additions.
I accept no liability for loss of employment after using these links. As ever you should always have an important looking spreadsheet just an 'alt + tab' away.
Enjoy!
www.pointlesssites.com
A Great way to spend a couple of hours on the company's time. The games section is particularly comprehensive. (you could waste a good 1hr 30 mins)
www.corporatedump.com
Much the same as pointless sites. You can enter your hourly wage on the time wasting calculator, happily click away and it will tell you how much money you have just wasted. Pointless but fun. (the time wasting possibility is endless, but I got a bit bored after about 45 mins)
www.pplbucket.com
An interesting little game gleaned from pointlesssites.com. The last level is hugely difficult - you have been warned. (you WILL get addicted to this little game, even when you beat it, you WILL want to try and better your time - I spent a whole afternoon on this)
www.vgg.com/tp/tp_050201_slack.html
How to waste company time. Excellent tips.
www.addictinggames.com
This site is packed with huge time-wasting potential. (bowman rocks)
www.darwinawards.com
An old classic. (by hitting the random button you can read tales of woe for literally hours)
www.googlewhack.com
Combine two words, search google and find only one result. (for the more determined time-waster)
www.googlefight.com
Cheap and cheerful (you can get a good 12-15 mins out of this before boredom sends you a memo)
www.fuckfrance.com
Does exactly what it says on the tin.
www.sffchronicles.co.uk/forum/9125-facts-about-mr-t.html
Kept me entertained for minutes.
www.chucknorrisfacts.com
See above
www.realultimatepower.net
The original homage to Ninjas. The hate mail is very amusing.
www.bored.com
As the Name suggests
www.b3ta.com
Great site. Original games.
www.liquidgeneration.com
Snappy animation and great games make this a timewasters paradise
www.nasa.gov/astronauts/recruit.html
For the big kid in everyone.
User Reviews
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-08-24 11:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just hit a penguin head 1058.5 somethings.
feels good!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-21 21:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
obviously Shlongy's favorite site.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-21 18:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You left out www.Itryandsuckmyselfoff.org
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-21 17:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never waste time.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-21 16:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awesome post.
Fucking cock knocker.
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-08-20 11:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-08-20 10:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How dare you call Bob a cock merchant!
<sigh>
Just another sad case of internet bullying. :(
This review was an experiment.
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Oh.My.God.......i can't breathe, i'm laughing so hard....
'This review was an experiment'
However did you think of that? How can one person contain so much originality?
That is truly amazing....
Wow.
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-08-20 11:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you siren.
The rest of you can suck my balls!
forensic:
Highlight desired link - press 'Ctrl + C'- move cursor to web address bar (usually located at the top of your screen) - Highlight contents of address bar - press 'Ctrl + v' - Press 'enter'. This will allow you to visit the desired link.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-08-20 10:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd like to give a +1 for effort.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-08-20 10:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How dare you call Bob a cock merchant!
<sigh>
Just another sad case of internet bullying. :(
This review was an experiment.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-08-20 10:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That sucked more than Method's Mom did after the Giants won the SuperBowl and she made good on her promise to blow every guy in New Jersey.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-20 10:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are fail
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-08-20 10:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF?! You couldn't even waste enough time to make the links clickable?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-20 10:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've wasted enough time on this time wasting post on how to waste time.
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-08-20 09:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bob, Bob, Bob...
You truly are a cock merchant.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-20 09:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-08-20 09:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Die below.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-20 09:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One more failure for your portfolio.
Suicide isn't as hard as you think...