The Void (583 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: 0.3 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Aidenn Avakian <tonyavakian326.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2008-08-20 16:48:21 EDT
I entered the elevator of NBC with pen marks on my arm shaped in pointing arrows: facing down. I thought to myself the upside of down is the downside to up, and when the filament of perspective is used properly the results are staggering. Assuming the illumination at the end of my tunnel is near, it wasn't the darkness that blinds, but the overabundance of its counterpart.
A cunning blonde girl enters in at the 5th floor and an awkward silence ensues. I notice a tattoo on her shoulder, depicting three triangles forming one, and a fourth in the middle acting as a sillhouette.
"Is that the triforce?"
"Yeah, are you a fan?"
Initiate the small talk and let the bullshit set in, aware of what we are doing but unable to admit it: even to ourselves.
Sharing a ciggarette in the shade on a hot day has become one of my favorite social arrangements.
"This is going to kill us you know." The ash missed my wrist by inches. I don't think she noticed.
"Life will kill you." I replied. There was a brief moment of tension, "It's a deep one, let it sink in."
"I will." She inhales the toxicity of cancer and parenthesis simultaneously, I'm still uncertain as to which is worse. "So what do you do?"
"I'm an Independent Contractor for the destruction of society and further broadening the sphere of trivial social mechanisms. Or you could say I edit music on TV shows."
She thinks I live in an ivory tower. But what she doesn't know is there's a constant tide of shit beating against it's walls.
So here we are I thought - at the edge of the world. On the brink of western civilization in the back seat of a car. So desperate to feel something - to feel anything that we have to fall into the arms of total strangers to fill the void that lies within ourselves.
User Reviews
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:35:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2008-08-22 11:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not bad, liked the description.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-21 11:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Doodles is affraid to admit her love for me, she follows me around uber like a third grader pinching me and pulling my hair when all she really wants to do is sneak a kiss in under the big slide.
Bullsballsack is what we call a failure, ignore this trans-gendered fuck.
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Everything you ever wanted to know about bullslinebacker
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Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-08-21 03:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-20 17:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, an alter... How long have you been lurking on Uber? I'm sure you were about to tell us that you have been reading Uber for months and decided to post. So if indeed you have been reading then you have seen reviews, and have seen the word alter thrown around so don't play coy with you "an Alter?" statement. Next you will undoubtably post shit and ask how to remove it, we can smell you from a mile away you alter fuck.
If you are not an alter than this being your first post expect many -2 followed by some sort of insult or wish for pain to your body. Maybe even a few gaybashes, who's to say.
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Not a bad post, your blatant repressed homosexuality is obvious but thats yours to deal with.
Don't take any shit from Knobsandwich, he is the biggest cock maestro on here.
Have a +1 for your trouble.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-20 22:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-20 16:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not a bad read, Welcome to Uber. Unless you are an alter, either way have a -2GoDie.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-20 17:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, an alter... How long have you been lurking on Uber? I'm sure you were about to tell us that you have been reading Uber for months and decided to post. So if indeed you have been reading then you have seen reviews, and have seen the word alter thrown around so don't play coy with you "an Alter?" statement. Next you will undoubtably post shit and ask how to remove it, we can smell you from a mile away you alter fuck.
If you are not an alter than this being your first post expect many -2 followed by some sort of insult or wish for pain to your body. Maybe even a few gaybashes, who's to say.
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Cock sandwich ( Y HALO THAR BUBBA) is fairly new to uber himself. He tries to 'fit in' too hard. You know the type. Just call him a vest wearing faggot like everyone else.
Not a bad first post. Not that great either.
Still everyone gets +2s, even fag boy over there.
Submitted by traxadron (user info) at 2008-08-20 21:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are Void!!!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-20 20:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Tense shifting. If I get called on it, you get called on it.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-20 18:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Your story is thick without being deep. And your name is Aiden; there is no excuse for that kind of thing.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-20 18:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
get a puppy.
Submitted by Cassio (user info) at 2008-08-20 17:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-20 17:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Aidennn (user info) at 2008-08-20 17:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You claim to be a smoker but mispelled the device "cigarette", fucked up the tense of your first paragraph, and you're raging homosexuality is apparent by the context in which you express yourself.
On top of that you've most likely been lurking in the shadows of Uber for years, but allege that you are in fact naive to the term "Alter". Your mother dresses you funny and no one likes you.
Does that seem in order?
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That's the spirit, needs more rape though.
Submitted by Aidennn (user info) at 2008-08-20 17:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You claim to be a smoker but mispelled the device "cigarette", fucked up the tense of your first paragraph, and you're raging homosexuality is apparent by the context in which you express yourself.
On top of that you've most likely been lurking in the shadows of Uber for years, but allege that you are in fact naive to the term "Alter". Your mother dresses you funny and no one likes you.
Does that seem in order?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-08-20 17:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-20 17:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Avoid the noid.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-20 17:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, an alter... How long have you been lurking on Uber? I'm sure you were about to tell us that you have been reading Uber for months and decided to post. So if indeed you have been reading then you have seen reviews, and have seen the word alter thrown around so don't play coy with you "an Alter?" statement. Next you will undoubtably post shit and ask how to remove it, we can smell you from a mile away you alter fuck.
If you are not an alter than this being your first post expect many -2 followed by some sort of insult or wish for pain to your body. Maybe even a few gaybashes, who's to say.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-20 17:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Still, there were a few clever details.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-20 17:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-20 17:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Admit it: you don't really smoke, do you. (No true smoker would ever misspell cigarette.) I don't think any of this really happened. (And you fucked up your tense in the very first paragraph.)
Submitted by Aidennn (user info) at 2008-08-20 17:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
An alter ?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-20 17:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Interesting...
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-20 16:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not a bad read, Welcome to Uber. Unless you are an alter, either way have a -2GoDie.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-20 16:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hmmmm